Zoroark's VGRBs

[ZoroarkPKMN]

Jak and Daxter vs Banjo and Kazooie. Ratchet and Clank can be in one as well though.

I was thinking Ratchet and Clank vs Banjo-Kazooie. I'm not as familiar with Jak and Dexter. But I could come up with another battle for them, don't you worry .

[Lancer]

The Samus battle should just be probably Samus Aran vs Lara Croft because her Zero Suit doesn't "define" her aka it is used to distinguish between people in Smash Brothers but it's not a separate person from Samus with her Power Suit, so in the title of a battle, it should be just Samus Aran.

[ZoroarkPKMN]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlK3joBf2Z8

EZIO AUDITORE
VERSUS
SIMON BELMOONT!
BEGIN...


Auditore:
Make-a way for this high-class assassin, bitch, you know it
Call yourself a Templar, cause I'm bringing an ownage
If you thought you knew hunters well that's not a surprise
Stab a motherfucking hidden knife right between your eyes
I live by a creed, you live off food from the walls
If you're so tough, you'd speak up, but you don't have balls
I'm an Italian vigilante, you're a cranky, blonde pansy
With rhymes so fancy, be sure not to wet your panties

Belmont:
You hunt big names in Renaissance history
I hunt vampires, putting them in utter misery
You're no badass, you're a sad chap while I kill monsters
Imma beat you like Contra, so call your doctors
Is this the life you fulfilled, slashing asses from a guild
Not even skilled enough to stop your family from being killed
I'll ignore this foreign abhorrence from Florence
Bring an end to family of the Auditores

Auditore:
Don't cross me, I'm Ezio Auditore da Firenze
Friends with-a Da Vanci, straight from Italy
So go cry in a corner and a tornado will come
To bring out of the abomination called Castlevania

Belmont:
I'll whip you so hard, make that face scar larger
You've got no Revelation cause, yo, I go harder
Simon's Quest is to rid this shit of his bitching
Leave this ancestor of Desmond twitching, prick

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPICRAPBATTLESOFVIDEOGAAAAAAAAAAAA MES

[ZoroarkPKMN]

Captain Falcon vs ??? (preferable a racer/car-driver)
Captain Olimar vs ??? (preferably an explorer)

[ZoroarkPKMN]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4TkOcrc6zM

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
VERSUS
DILLLOOOOOON
BEGIN...


Sonic:
Yo I led a generation call it sixteen bit
You're a 3DS exclusive and a pile of shit
A rip-off is about to see his psychotic doom
I'll own you and the markets with a Sonic Boom!
Whatever plans Eggman is dancing with, I'm ending them
I'll homing attack this cowboy with my friends then
At least this beast will face his utter defeat
You don't need a gatling gun to stop me when I'm unleashed

Dillon:
I'm a defender of all things western
Just look at Gameinformer and you'll see that I'm better
I'm the last ranger you'd expect to cross you out
With all the failed attempts at racing, you might as well shout
I've got armor, you curl up into a ball when you're scared
Well buckle up in Tails' plane, ya'll better be prepared
Cause...I'm greater than you, so fantasize
That my two games are way more insane than your whole franchise

Sonic:
Suck my cock, I'll end you like Robotnik
Pop a cap in your ass, then relax with a chili dog
You shield from attacks, I face them head on
It's sad you just got trashed by a hedgehog

Dillon:
Yeah sure, you sound tough, let's crown you the rap queen
You couldn't even stop Robotnik's lean bean machine!
Welcome to my rolling western, now I'll school you like a cowboy
All you do is screw a fat guy and his thousand toys

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!

EPIC!
oooooOOOO
RAP BATTLESOFVIDEOGAMES!

[ZoroarkPKMN]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX6NppipVUA

RATCHET AND CLANK
VERSUS
BANJO AND KAZOOIE
BEGIN...


Ratch/Clank:
Learn your mistakes! We'll wreck your fat face!
Better taste the cake, cause we're Ratchet and Clank!
Ya'll better recognize! What you know about this?
We'll watch you fall right down Spiral Mountain!
I'm a Lombax, that means I know how to craft a rhyme
And no annoying little bird is gonna beat my robotic mind
Call this a trial, cause you're out of time
Your own company abandoned you cause they thought you were dying!

Banj/Kazoo:
Kazooie, grab my banjo, we're gonna kick ass!
Let me run this race, cause then it'll go fast!
While you two fiddle around, a full frontal assault
You fags, I'm sorry, that's just your default!
Rhymes so Rare we make the nineties look awesome!
Caution! These colossal, flawless raps will deliver losses!
I fucked up a dumb witch and a TV screen
We'll knock your motherfucking Nuts and Bolts out cause we're mean!

Ratch/Clank:
You two were the catalysts for a company of endless sellouts
So lick my steel balls until your franchise drowns out
So why not run to your friend Mumbo, see what he can do
But he'll probably just turn you into something we can fight, too!
We'll both go Freezeezy Peak on your asses!
Meaning that we won't burn ya, we'll leave you broken like glass!
Call me Grant Kirkhope cause I'm composing your deaths!
Call ME Martin Luther King, except my Dream is dead!

Banj/Kazoo:
How bout we bring you to Clanker and get him to gut you two?
You can't touch us when we're chilling in Boggy's Igloo!
Both on a quest to save Toots, you're screwed!
No one even knows what the fuck you two do!
We'll end these two insomniacs with a cliffhanger
We'll beat you both harder next time like gangsters!
You thought you knew duos, well you thought wrong!
Now run to your space momma, while we play this song!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
Y-YOU DECIDE!

EPIC!
R-R-R-RAAAAAAP
R-R-RAP
BATTLESOFVIDEOGAMES!

[BrineBlade]

Captain Falcon vs ??? (preferable a racer/car-driver)
Captain Olimar vs ??? (preferably an explorer)

Falcon vs Dale Earnhardt Sr.?
Captain Olimar vs Dora the Explorer?

[ZoroarkPKMN]

Falcon vs Dale Earnhardt Sr.?
Captain Olimar vs Dora the Explorer?

Those aren't...video game characters...are they?

[BBC7]

Falcon vs Excitebiker, Olimar vs Wonder Red. I hope those are good enough.

[ZoroarkPKMN]

Falcon vs Excitebiker, Olimar vs Wonder Red. I hope those are good enough.

Wonder-Red's taken, I like Excitebiker