Zoroark's VGRBs

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Does anyone know if they can find me a transparent picture of the King of All Cosmos? Like one where it's just him, no white background or anything?

[ZoroarkPKMN]

Who's in for a late-night premiere? Feeling up to releasing it now

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*shows Pit flying through the sky, shooting Monoeyes and Miks*

Pit: Haha! How am I doing Lady Palutena?!

Palutena: You're doing great Pit! I'm gonna ground you so that the power of flight doesn't run out.

Pit: Alright, anything for you goddess!

*Palutena is seen at her temple, watching over Pit. She hears someone behind her*

Palutena: Huh? Who's there?

Pit: Everything alright, Miss Palutena?

Palutena: I have a feeling someone's here...

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezp5QyEM_-8

*Palutena turns around to see who is there*

Palutena: Hello?

LADY PALUTENA

*Pit lands on the ground and looks up at Skyworld*

Pit: I gotta be in one of these...

VERSUS

*Princess Zelda emerges from the shadows*

PRIIINCESS ZELDAAAA
BEGIN...


Zelda:
Bitch! I wanna rematch! So I can serve your weak ass
Wanna see this heavenly goddess get whooped by this princess!
You're the deity of light, but nothing to Hylia, the real god!
Take a look at this Triforce, which I get my clever lyrics on!
You're a joke, you make Viridi look like a fair being
Once I spit these elfish raps, this selfish bitch will be fleeing!
You guide an angel around the sky to fight your fights, how nice
While my swordsman slashes any enemy he sees in sight
Because of your foolish ways, and your bland powers you made a dark version of Pit
Thought he'd be bad, then you thought he was good, but he was just a little piece of shit
So before you wave your staff at me and leave the human world in a laughing spree
Zelda's gonna unleash her three godly powers if you dare continue to mess with me!
Cause I'm royalty, cunt! You need bad guys to have fun, see?
That's why the dates of release between your two main games was a total of twenty
So come on, you selfish whore! Give yourself to another lord!
Cause my ultimate rule is so cruel and fueled that it'll leave this psycho bored!

Palutena:
Let me quiz you on the matters of the world, that you must live in
You protect Hyrule by making some pointy-eared kid deal with it
Well that's bullshit, I've got a Centurion army, where is your land's defense?
I don't use my troops cause my foes get duped and my angel is the best!
Wrecked Medusa! Twice! If you wanna protect a land, take my advice
Hire some people that'll obstruct evil and the over world won't be in crisis!
I rock mics, Zelda! You're quiet and seldom!
World saved by Link but your trap's still not open for welcome!
Crafted a blade and a bow with my own two hands
While you stand and watch as you're attacked by Zant!
Your phantom plans are not handled with granted tandem
A handsome fandom, but your fathom isn't canon
How is it possible to keep getting captured by Ganon?
Don't even fight back, mental punches ain't landing?
I'm the goddess of light, ruling Angel Land!
Beat you in a rap, and beat the Chaos Kin! Bitch!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!

.....eeeeeeeeEEEEEPICRAPBATTLESOFVIDEOGAMES!!!

[ZoroarkPKMN]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Imj2Br0NhY

SUB-ZERO
VERSUS
SCOORRRRPIOOOOON
BEGIN...


Scorpion:
Come at me, bro! You're gonna go when I spit these flows!
I enjoy irony, nothing bout me is plain mortal
Sub-Zero is gonna get his ass whooped by me
Cause my combos don't fail when there's right timing
I'm serving up hot rhymes that'll bestow the truth!
You lose, dude, even your elder brother's a Noob!
Burn you like this was Mortal Kombat 2!
I'm boasting toasty tones straight to you!

Sub-Zero:
You're a revenge collector, lemme give you a lecture
I'm straight up alive, you're a fighting spectre
I'll screw you with my cold lines, fuck this bitch
I'm disgusted at this rusted, bloodless in Injustice
This flaming homo bout to go right back to hell
So throw your spear at me, yo! Quick reflexes, can you tell?
You might bite, but you don't fight! I'm twice the size of this dike!
Ninja just got served, Scorpion might need to sit and cry!

Scorpion:
You belong in Street Fighter, you're a ninja for kids!
Sad truth but Sub-Zero ain't even better than Dhalsim!
You're a palette swap of me, and if you were cool, yeah
Gamers would see you too fighting against Superman
I'll chain choke this changed chode I chose his charged challenge
Charred and scarred by Scorpion with the big phallus
Your foul all-around raps don't match up to mine!
The original Sub isn't even sublime!

Sub-Zero:
You best run to your mom, don't be dissing Bi-Han!
I'll crystallize this drama bomb until he's gone!
Me and Lin Kuai will fuck you up, and then straight-up fuck!
Cause you're a zombie cunt without a chance for love
So kiss my ass as I kick your wimpy ninja butt!
I'm the better MK ninja, you're in a rut!
This Scorpion bug just got rubbed out by Sub!
When it comes to fighting, I'm number one! Heads up, son!
*Sub-Zero kicks Scorpion in the head, and the head comes off and goes flying*

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!

EPIC!
*Scorpion's head flies by*
FATALITY!!
RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!

[BBC7]

M. Bison vs Ganondorf

[ZoroarkPKMN]

M. Bison vs Ganondorf

I do have an idea for Ganondorf, but it's a little bit too...uh...similar to a previous battle I've done. But I will keep M. Bison vs Ganondorf in my head

[BBC7]

By the way, is Gliscor gone forever? It sure seems like it.

[ZoroarkPKMN]

By the way, is Gliscor gone forever? It sure seems like it.

Actually, yes. Yackerz is forever gone.
Also, new battle coming today ASAP! With special guest Clemi!

[ZoroarkPKMN]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FraJkkUmMg

HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
VERSUS
DUUUUKE NUUUUKEEEEEM
BEGIN...


Heavy:
Heavy will spit these raps hotter than a Pyro throwing flames,
To compete in a battle rap of which is the better game!
You're just a recreation by the game designers, get it?
14 years in the making, but I'll crush him in twelve seconds!
It's time for you to pay, you rap like a free-to-player.
You're about to be forgotten quicker than Duke Nukem Forever!
What's the matter, you frightened ? Go buy some time!
And at the store, pick up some bubblegum for this fight!

Duke:
I'm the greatest gun wielder you'll ever see in gaming
The way you pansies catfight in a map is amazing!
So let's Duke it out, I'll take your red team and Nukem.
When your gameplay relies on picking up shit items
You and your Soldier and Scout and lousy Demoman
'Bout to get cut like a Spy with his rowdy sneaking
Let's get this over with fast, this battle already looks like Dustbowl.
I'll break your fat face like the motherfucking fourth wall.

Heavy:
You may sound tough, but you're a Schwarzenegger copy!
And at least I have a Medic to uber charge me!
(Medic comes in)
Danke, Heavy! I'm a medical extravaganza!
You're a politically incorrect moron who I'm dissing in stanzas!
Once I über charge this Heavy Weapons Guy, you're a goner!
So treat this doctor with honor, you imposter! I'm a monster!
Call that a quadruple blunt Trauma, 8 punchlines in a row,
We're assisting-dominating that douchiest version of Johnny Bravo!

Nukem:
Yeah your uber charge is fine, but what's that other weapon.
Shoot some needles from it and charge me up with adrenaline!
I'm like James Bond, but with more chicks and more badass!
Unlike my sexual romances, this'll be over fast!
While I save the world again, keep searching for your intelligences.
You fashion clowns, I'll leave you on the floor, poor and hatless.
You don't know me, homie, I'm covered in a sea of ladies!
I rock Duke Nukem Forever, while you were spawned from hades!


WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!

EPIC!
*gunshots*
rap...battles...ofvideogames...

(Thanks to Clemi for help writing/starring in this battle!)

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