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    Renegade Rap Battles

    So folks... 'Sup?

    No dramatic return for me, I just want to breathe, write some more wicked battles and maybe make some people chuckle. It's good to be back, and hopefully I'll stay put this time.

    The point is, it's time for more rap battles! I tried doing separate seasons in separate threads, but that was sorta bogus. No more seasons. Straight fiery rhyming goodness. I'm going to try to drop battles here every week (or two) and yes, your suggestions help. I love hearing them.

    Well, here they are: Ren's rap battles, born anew!

    1. Victor Frankenstein vs. Henry Jekyll
    2. Amelia Earheart vs. Gilligan
    3. DJ Battle Supreme (7 DJ Free-For-All)
    4. Willy Wonka vs. Katy Perry
    5. Gregory House vs. Sigmund Freud (Suggested by Top-Hattington)
    6. Bobby Fischer vs. Hercules
    7. Mr. Miyagi vs. Socrates
    8. Bill Cosby vs. Bob Saget
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    AKA ErbohRenegade. AKA Renpai. AKA Clint Beastwood. okay, maybe not that last one.

    Yo, Chilluns! The battles are back! Check them out here: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...de-Rap-Battles

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    Lol, He's like beetlejuice
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    Every battle you make seems to have this effect, Ren. Your stuff is too powerful for the eyes of mortals
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    I am so glad to see another Ren battle! They made me join this site! LOVED it!
    And my most recent battle is...
    John Dillinger vs. Robin Hood

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    Just so you know, I'm working on a battle that I've wanted to do for a long while. It involves, life, death and change, and both of these men are quite deserving of their shared professional abbreviation.

    It'll drop soon, but in the meantime, leave some suggestions to help me get rolling again!
    AKA ErbohRenegade. AKA Renpai. AKA Clint Beastwood. okay, maybe not that last one.

    Yo, Chilluns! The battles are back! Check them out here: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...de-Rap-Battles

    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd
    Lol, He's like beetlejuice
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    Every battle you make seems to have this effect, Ren. Your stuff is too powerful for the eyes of mortals
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    I am so glad to see another Ren battle! They made me join this site! LOVED it!
    And my most recent battle is...
    John Dillinger vs. Robin Hood

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    This is a joyous day. Welcome back old friend

    Now the party's over

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington View Post
    This is a joyous day. Welcome back old friend
    Thanks, bud. I'm glad to be back after a long break (and some stuff that happened in my life that's unrelated to the forum). I'm looking forward to putting my pen back to the paper and maybe even spinning up... A collaboration?
    AKA ErbohRenegade. AKA Renpai. AKA Clint Beastwood. okay, maybe not that last one.

    Yo, Chilluns! The battles are back! Check them out here: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...de-Rap-Battles

    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd
    Lol, He's like beetlejuice
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    Every battle you make seems to have this effect, Ren. Your stuff is too powerful for the eyes of mortals
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    I am so glad to see another Ren battle! They made me join this site! LOVED it!
    And my most recent battle is...
    John Dillinger vs. Robin Hood

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    Looking forward to it, welcome back.


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    Thanks peeps <3333

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    Thanks, Spartica. As am I.
    AKA ErbohRenegade. AKA Renpai. AKA Clint Beastwood. okay, maybe not that last one.

    Yo, Chilluns! The battles are back! Check them out here: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...de-Rap-Battles

    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd
    Lol, He's like beetlejuice
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    Every battle you make seems to have this effect, Ren. Your stuff is too powerful for the eyes of mortals
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    I am so glad to see another Ren battle! They made me join this site! LOVED it!
    And my most recent battle is...
    John Dillinger vs. Robin Hood

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cool-The-Renegade View Post
    Thanks, bud. I'm glad to be back after a long break (and some stuff that happened in my life that's unrelated to the forum). I'm looking forward to putting my pen back to the paper and maybe even spinning up... A collaboration?
    Well that sure is a tantalizing thought

    Now the party's over

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington View Post
    Well that sure is a tantalizing thought
    Shoot me a PM and we can chat about our project we never started. Plus, I'd like some feedback on a couple of things.
    AKA ErbohRenegade. AKA Renpai. AKA Clint Beastwood. okay, maybe not that last one.

    Yo, Chilluns! The battles are back! Check them out here: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...de-Rap-Battles

    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd
    Lol, He's like beetlejuice
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    Every battle you make seems to have this effect, Ren. Your stuff is too powerful for the eyes of mortals
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    I am so glad to see another Ren battle! They made me join this site! LOVED it!
    And my most recent battle is...
    John Dillinger vs. Robin Hood

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    Quite honestly, I'm excited for this. Everyone here is good at making rap battles, but yours are honestly the ones I look forward to. Can't wait!
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    EPIC (RENEGADE) RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    *The scene opens in a hallway, and we see a pair of feet walking toward a door. The camera pans up to reveal...*

    VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN...

    *Frank jiggles the knob, but it's locked. He backs up and rams it, busting the door down.*

    VS...

    *A man sits at a desk, clutching a bottle of murky liquid. He takes a swig of it, finishing it off. He stands and turns slowly...*

    HENRY JEKYLL!
    BEGIN!

    Jekyll:
    Iíve little time, let me drop these rhymes so I can scream ďhell no!Ē
    As if Iíll get defeated by some alchemy-casting necro!
    Iím quite the Long Man, youíre Green with envy
    A basket case who readily breaks down mentally!
    Iíll make this glorified baby-daddy bite the dirt,
    Youíre just a sad-sack hack who died on Saint Nickís turf!

    Frankenstein:
    Iím afraid I canít treat this strange case of ugly bastard,
    My good man, I bid you, fetch the mic at once! (Igor: Yes, master!)
    I could concoct 1818 methods
    of defeating this abominable, horrible, wretchedÖ
    Devil of a man whose life did change
    When his molecules became rearranged!
    You wasted time, drew a line, lost your spine and then your mind,
    My fine mind is mine, itís primed! Yours has got you committing crimes!
    You trampled a young girl then paid her family off,
    I tampered with the world, made something damning, (Monster: AGH!)
    You think you know who should live? Do you think that I would kid?
    You still prefer the utter, son, So you should put back on your bib!
    Itís almost as if this bitch donít know Iím the modern Prometheus!
    My nameís got higher mileage like itís a Goddamn Prius!

    *Jekyll opens his mouth to speak, but the words are caught in his throat. He turns away and falls to his knees, changing under his clothes. He turns back to Frankenstein, a new man.*

    Hyde:
    Aghhhhh! Iím an alter-ego maniac with a real mean mug
    Just mad man, Ďbout to Monster Mash you up,
    To a fine-grained dust which Iíll then chug
    With a little bit of potion that I mixed right up
    In my lab! Take a stab and re-a-lize,
    When a guy fucks with me, he straight up dies!
    Iím Maiminí dudes with canes, Iím smashiní brains,
    Iím not a little off my rocker, no, Iím fuckiní insane!
    You made a monster responsible for all of your friends
    dying horrible deaths and meeting untimely ends!
    Will and Clerval killed, blood spilled, Mom suffered Scarlet fever,
    Dad died of grief and Liz was gone before you saw her beaver!
    You chased your failed creation all across the globe, son,
    Give up and Let It Go, Vic, youíre already Frozen!

    *Hyde pulls another bottle of the previously mentioned potion and takes a gulp, then transforming back into Jekyll.*

    Frankenstein:
    I made a monster, you became one! Itís pathetic, honestly,
    I studied chemistry before you were bornÖ Periodically.
    Itís quite shocking just how smart I am, and Iím not even bias,
    Iím locking down a Saturn while I build a new Goliath!
    I am being frank here when I say this ainít your day,
    How can you step to me musically when my descendantís on broadway?
    Iíll take an unhappy Jekyll and bring a swift end to his life,
    I suppose disposing of monsters just makes me feelÖ Aliiiiiiiiive!

    WHO WON?! WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
    EPIC...
    *THUNDER CLAP*
    RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    So there it is! The first one is all wrapped up. Enjoy, Chilluns!

    A couple things:

    1. Once you enjoy this first battle, make a suggestion for a future one!

    2. Beware, There's oxygen in the aorta!
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