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    That was great, loved the intro!

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    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    *An enormous crowd is gathered in a large performance venue. Seven DJ booths surround the audience.*

    WELCOME TO THE DJ BATTLE SUPREME! FEATURING...

    *The booths light up one by one as the battlers are introduced*

    GRANDMASTER FLASH!

    FATBOY SLIM!

    DAFT PUNK!

    TIESTO!

    DAVID GUETTA!

    DEADMAU5!

    AND...

    DJ PAULY D!

    BEGIN!


    GRANDMASTER FLASH
    Let me be the first to pioneer this match
    Just like I did when I first began to mix tracks!
    Iíve got Five furious fingers that Iíll use to whoop your ass,
    So prepare to get cut, mixed up, Superapped and scratched!
    If U Wanna Party, you can give up and listen right now,
    Iíve got that Ba-Dop_Boom-Bang thatíll punch-phrase your lights out!
    Listen up, kids, Iím the Source of the Message,
    This is Grandmaster Flash teaching these young punks a lesson!

    FATBOY SLIM
    Right Here, Right Now, Imma drop this washed-up twat
    My weapons of choice are a disk and a mic and youíre getting rocked!
    I Eat, Sleep, Rave, Repeat, always make peeps move their feet,
    Iím begginí yaí, jump off a bridge, please, honestly!
    Your wheels of steel are rusted, youíre back-spinning fast,
    And your legend has cross-faded into the past!
    Iím the hip-hoppiní Brit you wonít soon forget,
    With a long list of pseudonyms as big as his rep!

    DAFT PUNK
    Pleeeeeease! You better get back, Slim,
    You didnít do your Homework to secure your win!
    These Punks are Daft but weíve got the Technologic edge
    Watch these Robots Rock and drop beats to explode your head!
    Youíre an old man, so quit! No one wants to listen
    To Norman Cook up some loops that our songs piss in!
    Youíre Soft, youíre worse, youíre slow and weak, thereís nothing to ponder,
    Weíll say it One More Time: We rap Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger!

    TIESTO
    Hah! Youíre lousy cowards with a gimmicky act,
    My beats will burn your faces so bad, youíll Dutch oven your masks!
    Iíve got some dark Magik tracks and Amster-dammit, theyíre genius,
    Keep Searching for the Sunrise, but youíll never see it!
    In My Memory, you were better, youíre falling behind these days,
    Iíve got the rocking rhymes to damage you in Extreme Ways!
    You wonít Get Lucky in this fight, guys, just stand appalled,
    Youíre not Godís, you just lost, looks like youíre Humans After All!

    DAVID GUETTA
    Lemme whip out the Guetta Blaster just to prove Iím better, faster,
    All you guys are gettiní plastered by these tracks Iím gettingí mastered!
    (Ohh!) I got the Sexy Bitches! You jokes are gettingí stitches,
    Youíre no Goliath, but David will sling a rock and hit yaís!
    The World is Mine! Accept it. Iím just plain adept, kids.
    Iíve got a Revolver: ďBang BangĒ and Iím gonna roll your credits, bitch!
    Iíll Pop your Life hard, Get all your fame stole,
    Thereís no Town Called Paradise,but Iíll stick you in a Black Hole!

    DEADMAU5
    Hi Friends! LMFAO! Youíve already got me ROFLing
    Just give me eight bars and Iíll have your egos toppling!
    The fans want moar Mau5 and theyíll motherfucking get it,
    My logoís plastered on Facebook, Twitter and Reddit!
    Youíre all One Trick Ponies, Iím an icon, yaí dig?
    So haterz Get Scraped and I can troll like no one ever did!
    I found a Mau5 in the box and a legend was born, thatís how it happened,
    Get ready to see some Ghosts ĎN Stuff, Ďcause youíre all getting flattened!

    PAULY D
    Ooh! Dude! So not cool!
    Youíre a mouse in a trap, want that dick cheese too!
    This is the Night of My Life! Iím gettingí dudes schooled!
    Iíll Beat Dat Beat and then Iíll beat you!
    I got that Jersey attitude with the Jersey body,
    Iím that jamminí, tan man whoís snatching all the hotties!
    All these girls in my room, you know what that means,
    Iíve got the ladies all up on it Ďcause they want the D!

    *The music stops and the first six DJs stare at Pauly D in disgust. The look around at each other and nod slowly. It appears their common disgust with Pauly has brought them together.*

    DEADMAU5
    JWoww! LOL, you suck, youíre just a guido and a rookie,
    Iíll wrap Some Chords around your neck and kick you in the Snooki!
    You starred in a show in a city that you werenít even from,

    DAVID GUETTA
    And now Jersey Shore is sorry that they ever let you in, son!
    Iíve got One Voice to dis you with, but it so easy, it ainít fair
    Youíve got a serious Situation going on with your hair!

    TIESTO:
    You had six seasons of drama and a bunch of stupid shit
    Lookiní like an Oompa Loompa who thinks he knows what music is!
    This group of DJ Heroes is more than you can handle,

    DAFT PUNK
    Donít come and bother us just because your shows got cancelled!
    Weíre all So Much Betta than a Pauly on the Shore,
    The Prime Time of Your Life is all but done for!

    FATBOY SLIM
    Youíve Come A Long WayÖ Not! You suck ass,
    Iíll mess a punk up with a Slash, Dot Dash!
    Iíll leave you Halfway Between the Gutter and the Stars,

    GRANDMASTER FLASH
    Then you can cry all night while we spit Gold bars!
    Any girl you got, I could Saddle her fast,
    Youíre just a chapter in the Adventures of Grandmaster Flash!

    GMF: So Pauly,
    FBS: Get the fuck out!
    DP: You werenít even close,

    T: You tried to step
    DG: To real DJs
    DM: And you got pwned!

    WHO WON?! WHO'S NEXT?!
    YOU DECIDE!
    EPIC RE-RE-RE-RE-RE-RENEGADE RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
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    AKA ErbohRenegade. AKA Renpai. AKA Clint Beastwood. okay, maybe not that last one.

    Yo, Chilluns! The battles are back! Check them out here: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...de-Rap-Battles

    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd
    Lol, He's like beetlejuice
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    Every battle you make seems to have this effect, Ren. Your stuff is too powerful for the eyes of mortals
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    I am so glad to see another Ren battle! They made me join this site! LOVED it!
    And my most recent battle is...
    John Dillinger vs. Robin Hood

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    I missed this man.. Welcome back, and amazing rap battles so far ^^


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    Quote Originally Posted by Epic Doctor X View Post
    I missed this man.. Welcome back, and amazing rap battles so far ^^
    Thanks, EDX! It's good to be back.

    And guys: Drop those suggestions and I'll have the next battle released soon!
    Last edited by Cool-The-Renegade; 06-20-2014 at 12:28 PM.
    AKA ErbohRenegade. AKA Renpai. AKA Clint Beastwood. okay, maybe not that last one.

    Yo, Chilluns! The battles are back! Check them out here: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...de-Rap-Battles

    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd
    Lol, He's like beetlejuice
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    Every battle you make seems to have this effect, Ren. Your stuff is too powerful for the eyes of mortals
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    I am so glad to see another Ren battle! They made me join this site! LOVED it!
    And my most recent battle is...
    John Dillinger vs. Robin Hood

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    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC RENEGADE RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    *We see a large factory. The doors swing open and a man saunters out. The camera pans up to reveal...*

    WILLY WONKA!

    *Wonka smirks and walks down to the gate, ready to face whatever challenger he's been matched up against.*

    VS...

    *The gates swing open, and Wonka looks surprised, not to mention somewhat confused. Dressed in a bright dress with spinning peppermint swirls, it's...*

    KATY PERRY!

    BEGIN!

    Katy Perry:
    Purr, Meow! This Kittyís got claws,
    A Killer Queen, Ďbout to beat an old man, yíall!
    Iím a California Gurl, so hot I Pop Chips,
    And I Roar like a lion! Hold on, I got this.
    Six Quintuple-platinum singles,
    Youíve got an army of midgets singing tacky jingles!
    Iíll eat you up, after all, everything is edible,
    Your factory is effiní dull, my musicís unforgettable!
    Quirky philanthropist, gay rights activist,
    Youíre a lonely recluse with no hope of tapping this!
    Every Part of Meís a boyís Teenage Dream
    Iím so sweet! You could never make eye candy like me!

    Willy Wonka:
    Oh, you ripped off Candy Land in one video that made no sense?
    You must be the BEST person they could have put me up against!
    Not! Iíve got flow like a chocolate river: Sweet.
    Dark Horse? You seem more like a Black Sheep!
    Old Habits Die Hard, which is why you still suck!
    And Legends Never Die. Good thing you arenít one!
    Youíre a sell-out, committing artistic sins,
    The industry controls you like a shitty game of Sims!
    Iím spitting out these lines on a sugar rush,
    And this little Runt is getting Candy Crushed!
    Youíve got no talent, even with your billboard hits,
    And the way this battleís going for youÖ

    Oompa Loompas:
    I donít like the look of it!

    Katy Perry:
    You just lurk in your factory, invite kids in,
    Then give them a tour like Michael Jackson did!
    You could never understand any of my work,
    Iím a sex symbol that bangs like a firework!
    Iíll paint the Hill Red with your blood,
    This is the Win That Got Away from you. (What?)
    Iím a diva, sure, but youíre a Nerd,
    You think your candyís the best? Now thatís absurd!
    Hershey, Mars and Haribo,
    Every person on earth prefers one of those!

    Willy Wonka:
    Youíre gonna wanna phone home when Iím done with you,
    You had a one-year marriage and got text-dumped by a dude!
    I put a meal in gum, Iím a genius, bitch,
    Youíre the only stupid chick I can really call ďsugar titsĒ!
    I feel high like Iím on a fizzy lifting drink,
    Youíre just crying in a corner Ďcause your music stinks!
    Stomping Smurfette is no shocker, Iím on a rhyming Spree,
    Watch me stop your gob, Katy, these rhymes are Everlasting!
    In fact Iíll lasso you and hang you with a Nerd Rope noose,
    Like candy from a baby, Good day, KatyÖ You lose!

    WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
    EPIC RENEGADE RAP BATTLES OF...
    OM NOM NOM...
    HISTORY!
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    AKA ErbohRenegade. AKA Renpai. AKA Clint Beastwood. okay, maybe not that last one.

    Yo, Chilluns! The battles are back! Check them out here: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...de-Rap-Battles

    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd
    Lol, He's like beetlejuice
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    Every battle you make seems to have this effect, Ren. Your stuff is too powerful for the eyes of mortals
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    I am so glad to see another Ren battle! They made me join this site! LOVED it!
    And my most recent battle is...
    John Dillinger vs. Robin Hood

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    I just love how you work with puns and references! Epic battle, as always

    I’ve got flow like a chocolate river: Sweet.
    Dark Horse? You seem more like a Black Sheep!

    ^ Simple, yet beautiful.


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    Thanks, guys! I was a bit nervous about this one, since the match-up is more unconventional than most of the ones I use.

    That means a lot, EDX! I put a lot of time into researching and writing lines for battles. Coincidentally, that's one of my favorite lines, too.

    If any of you guys have and idea for a battle, feel free to leave it! I'd love to write more battles from suggestions!
    AKA ErbohRenegade. AKA Renpai. AKA Clint Beastwood. okay, maybe not that last one.

    Yo, Chilluns! The battles are back! Check them out here: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...de-Rap-Battles

    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd
    Lol, He's like beetlejuice
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    Every battle you make seems to have this effect, Ren. Your stuff is too powerful for the eyes of mortals
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    I am so glad to see another Ren battle! They made me join this site! LOVED it!
    And my most recent battle is...
    John Dillinger vs. Robin Hood

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    Well I've always loved the idea of Walt Disney in a battle... How about Disney vs Aesop? Stories vs Fables, mainly focused around animals.. I don't know man, it's up to you xD


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    Quote Originally Posted by Epic Doctor X View Post
    Well I've always loved the idea of Walt Disney in a battle... How about Disney vs Aesop? Stories vs Fables, mainly focused around animals.. I don't know man, it's up to you xD
    I really want to use Disney as well, but I'm not to hot on the MacFarlane suggestion. Maybe I'll read up on Aesop!
    AKA ErbohRenegade. AKA Renpai. AKA Clint Beastwood. okay, maybe not that last one.

    Yo, Chilluns! The battles are back! Check them out here: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...de-Rap-Battles

    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd
    Lol, He's like beetlejuice
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    Every battle you make seems to have this effect, Ren. Your stuff is too powerful for the eyes of mortals
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    I am so glad to see another Ren battle! They made me join this site! LOVED it!
    And my most recent battle is...
    John Dillinger vs. Robin Hood

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