Renegade Rap Battles

[Turtlesauce]

Yeah, he does look like Freud, but idk about the other one.

[Cool-The-Renegade]

Alright, guys. First draft is done. Now I'm making sure everything flows and I'm crossing checking the references. This is one of my favorites I've done and I'm excited to release it. Stay tuned!

Think cartoon rabbit catchphrases.

[Stofferex]

Eeeehhhhh...what's up coc- I mean doc?

[ZombieLicker]

Hey, I just found all of these battles and they're amazing! I think I've got the next matchup. Is is Dr. House VS Freud?! My reasoning is that the one character on the right looks like Freud, and I'm watching House over right now, and it has 8 seasons.

EDIT: more reasoning. the picture file is HFHINT. I think I got it.

[Cool-The-Renegade]

EPIC RENEGADE RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

*A man walks down a hospital hallway, his team of doctors in tow. He walks with a cane, favoring one leg over the other. He stops in front of his office door.*

GREGORY HOUSE!

*House looks into his office and rolls his eyes as he walks inside.*

VS...

Sitting at his desk is the iconic German doctor...*

SIGMUND FREUD!

*House sighs and pops a Vicodin as Freud stands and steps around House's desk.*

House:
Here we go.

BEGIN!

Freud
Yo, it’s the father of psychoanalysis,
About to whoop some serious ass in this
Battle of wits, I’ll rap smack a bitch,
Who thinks he understands what a real man is!
I’m the doc in charge, call me the Foreman,
You’re an addict at large, just a bore, man!
I don’t wanna hear any metaphors or rants,
Your rhymes are as weak as your leg’s performance!

House
You’re the head MC? Everybody lies.
You think you’re better than me? Everybody dies.
You’ve got bad luck (13!), all shaken up
Like an anal-expulsive with Huntington’s!
How ya’ gonna Chase me when you’re in Schlo-mo?
I’ll make a Freudian slip and scream! (Oh-no!)
House is in the house, now, better move along, see
Go back to getting all Oedipus and swipe your mom’s thong for me.

Freud
Allow me a moment to diagnose you, Greg,
Lots und lots of narcotics, but not for your leg.
You’re an addict, man, und you’re a sad one at that,
Incapable of relationships so you act like an ass!
You’re a miserable masochist, incapable of analysis
Unless you’re on drugs, how you gonna step to this?
It’s just a matter of time until you lose your few friends
No more Tom Hanksing in your bedroom, yelling out “Wilsoooon!!”

House
Oh no you vico-didn’t try to diagnose this genius, bitch
I deduced by your first line that you’re just an idiot.
(Record time!)
You’re one to spit about drugs, and all your theories are bad jokes.
You’ve got white stuff on your face, and at least half of it is coke.
You’re irrelevant, I’m irreverent. You look worried and I’m betting it’s
That I’ve saved lives upon lives! Who did your work benefit?
I’ll ACE a case then grab a prostitute, unashamed of boning those,
Beating you is easier than stealing a sandwich from the comatose!

Freud
You drove a car through Cuddy’s wall! You were in an asylum!
You risk lives on dangerous tests just so you can try them!
You’re obsessed with puzzles, no regard for life, who knew it?
That’s why you only take cases that throw others for a lupus!

House
It’s never lupus, stupid, You can’t keep up the pace,
I could kick your ass with my bum leg even while I hallucinate!

Kutner and Amber:
House!

You died and fried, Freud, and no one gave a damn
I care less about your Euthanasia than the kids in Afghanistan.

WHO WON?! WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC...
*Flatline*
RFDSJFHDJSFHS... UWWSSGH...
Chase: Clear!
*Defibrillator paddles discharge electricity*
DFJFFZJDJDSFHKREEEEEEEEEENEGADERAPBATTLESOFHISTORY !

[Turtlesauce]

Wow.
Really awesome
10/10

You need a job out of making these

[@Dumbledore]

That's cool. House won.

[Cool-The-Renegade]

Thanks, guys! I get more confident with each battle I write.

Honestly, this is my favorite so far. I'm really proud of it.

[Turtlesauce]

Thanks, guys! I get more confident with each battle I write.

Honestly, this is my favorite so far. I'm really proud of it.

It really is. You should find a team and make them videos, they would be really cool

[Cool-The-Renegade]

It really is. You should find a team and make them videos, they would be really cool

Honestly, I'd love to. For me, it's about making them good. I'd hate to write a good battle and make a sub-par video, ya' know?

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So guys... Who are some wise people/teachers?