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    Spartica4Real's Rap Battles

    My first FMERB in over a year. :3 Go on easy on me.

    Series:
    Dr. House vs Hippocrates
    Peyton Manning vs LeBron James
    Patrick Bateman vs Batman
    Alexander the Great vs Link
    Johnny Cash vs Weird Al Yankovic

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTOOOOORRRRYYYYY!!!!
    DOCTOR HOUSE!
    VS!
    HIIIIIIIPPPPPOOOCRAAATEEESS!

    House:
    You're the father of medicine, but somehow you're making me sick
    Your methods are slow, so old, I'm diagnosing super quick
    I'm so smarmy, and handsome, you're so boring
    I'm a huge badass, played by Hugh Laurie
    Cameron and Cuddy all over me, can't beat me
    So cool that they named the show House M.D.
    I've never been insulted, so try and get dissing
    I'll ride off with you destroyed, like I did with Wilson

    Hippocrates:
    Your show really sucks, as do your methods
    I'll haunt you more than your vicodin addiction
    After I died, the world couldn't advance
    YOU'RE FICTIONAL! No one cares about your medical stance!
    You pissed off Foreman one too many times
    But had Chase to kiss your ass, so it's all well and fine
    Get over yourself House, you're a cynical narcissist
    Every time you're proven wrong, you always get pissed!

    House:
    Socrates may have backed you up, but I'm shooting you down
    To get my point across I speak really loud, my theories are sound
    You gotta learn by trial, I hate the Hippocratic method
    I'll never follow your oath, or your silly ethics

    Hippocrates:
    You have so much conflict, with all of your colleagues
    Everyone loves me, I'm so praised, I'm in the lead
    Your in horrible shape, and walk with a cane
    I'd compare you to Holmes, but he's actually good at his game

    WHO WON?
    WHO'S NEXT?
    I DECIDE! (if I even do another battle! Depends on what people think of this one!)

    EEEEEPPIIIC!
    RAP!
    BATTLES OF HIIISSSTOOORRRRYYY!

    Sorry if it sucked I'm trying to shake rust off.
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    Spartica4Real - Peyton Manning vs Lebron James (ref.guide included)

    Peyton Manning:
    OMAHA! OMAHA! You should call me the Spurs
    I'm the real MVP, my career is better than yours
    Shutdown your game, man, I've studied the Mavs
    Your rapping game is lesser than your career with the Cavs
    I've always been the best, back since I was in college
    You can't dunk like Wade, and you're uglier than Bosh is
    The class of the AFC, I lead the world's best pedigree
    You couldn't even touch Kobe, Jordan's out of your league

    LeBron James:
    I can pick more than 6 reasons why I'm better than you
    The job would be even better than what Tracy Porter could do!
    My disses are bigger than your giant forehead
    Beat you so much harder than the Seahawks did
    The one time you won a ring, you were carried by your team
    Everytime I do? IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF ME!
    You may be good in the cold, but you can't take the Heat!
    I'm the GOAT, (2 rings!), you're not even ELIte

    Peyton Manning:
    My arm is perfect, I could pass on a dime
    My career hasn't receded yet, unlike your hairline
    I'm a team player, get over yourself LeBron, you're so pompous
    I'm outta here, like you in Cleveland, let's call this a win

    LeBron James:
    I see I bring more pain than you neck surgery
    You even pale in comparison, to Tom fucking Brady!
    They can call you The Sheriff, but they call me The King
    Just wait until next year, watch me win another ring

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    Peyton Manning:
    OMAHA! OMAHA! You should call me the Spurs
    (OMAHA! is a callout Peyton is famous for saying, it has turned into kind of a meme with football fans.)
    I'm the real MVP, my career is better than yours
    (They both have won tons of MVPs, but Peyton is the real one)
    Shutdown your game, man, I've studied the Mavs
    (The Dallas Mavericks beat the Heat in the finals a few years ago, LeBron wasn't as great as he is known for)
    Your rapping game is lesser than your career with the Cavs
    (He never won anything meaningful while he was with the Cavs in Cleveland, made it to one finals and was 4-0'd.)
    I've always been the best, back since I was in college
    (Peyton was touted as being one of the best since he was just in college.)
    You can't dunk like Wade, and you're uglier than Bosh is
    (Jokes.)
    The class of the AFC, I lead the world's best pedigree
    (Peyton's teams are always among the best in the AFC, the Manning family has a great pedigree of football players.)
    You couldn't even touch Kobe, Jordan's out of your league
    (Saying LeBron isn't even as good as Kobe Bryant, let alone a historic great like Michael Jordan.)

    LeBron James:
    I can pick more than 6 reasons why I'm better than you
    (Peyton Manning is notorious for throwing a pick 6 [interception for a TD] in crucial moments)
    The job would be even better than what Tracy Porter could do!
    (One of these times was Super Bowl 44 when Tracy Porter did it to him to secure a Saints win)
    My disses are bigger than your giant forehead
    (Peyton has a giant forehead and is known really well for it lol)
    Beat you so much harder than the Seahawks did
    (The Seahawks beat the Broncos [Manning's team] in Super Bowl 48, 43-8. Biggest SB beatdown in recent memory.)
    The one time you won a ring, you were carried by your team
    (The Colts [Manning's team at the time] won Super Bowl 41 but he played really sloppy throughout the entire playoff run and his team played well)
    Everytime I do? IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF ME!
    (LeBron usually is far and away the best guy on his team and without his amazing performances the Heat would not have won their championships)
    You may be good in the cold, but you can't take the Heat!
    (Just a Miami Heat pun)
    I'm the GOAT, (2 rings!), you're not even ELIte
    (LeBron calls himself the greatest of all time, says he has 2 rings and Peyton isn't even elite. This is a triple meaning because, 1. Peyton is often called the GOAT but LeBron says he is, 2.) LeBron has 2 rings and so does Peyton's brother Eli, 3. ELIte, emphasis on the capital ELI because as said, Eli has 2 rings [like LeBron] and Peyton only has one)

    Peyton Manning:
    My arm is perfect, I could pass on a dime
    (Passing on a dime is a pretty great pass)
    My career hasn't receded yet, unlike your hairline
    (Peyton's career is still going strong, LeBron has a receded hairline. Dem jokes.)
    I'm a team player, get over yourself LeBron, you're so pompous
    (People say LeBron has a self-righteous attitude, while Peyton has always been a team player and gives credit to everyone, doesn't ever take all the credit or call himself great)
    I'm outta here, like you in Cleveland, let's call this a win
    (LeBron abruptly left Cleveland to Miami, and had an entire show dedicated to it, and basically pissed off the entire city of Cleveland for his whole attitude towards it. Peyton is just saying to call it a victory for him.)

    LeBron James:
    I see I bring more pain than your neck surgery
    (Peyton had several neck surgeries, and he said there was an unbearable pain and it took a while to recover it, he had to sit out and entire year.)
    You even pale in comparison, to Tom fucking Brady!
    (Peyton is often compared to Tom Brady since they've been around for almost the same amount of time and have always competed and had several amazing playoff games, Brady and the Pats usually win these.)
    They can call you The Sheriff, but they call me The King
    (Peyton's nickname is The Sheriff because of all his pre-snap callouts and readings, LeBron's nickname is "King James")
    Just wait until next year, watch me win another ring
    (LeBron has been to 4 NBA finals in a row, and is saying next year he'll be in another one and win another ring while Peyton still has just one.)
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    Change of plans.

    Bateman vs Batman!

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYY!
    BATEMAN!
    VS!
    BAAAAATMAAAAN!
    BEGIN!

    Patrick Bateman:
    How can I take you seriously without a business card?
    I stomp a bat like a dog, there's no turning back, I've gone too far!
    You're vile, you reek of failure and you're stupid
    I serve up a Psycho filet, so don't just stare, eat it
    A mindless vigilante can't step to the true AP!
    I break your hero spirit like Bane, and faster than Luis turned gay for me!
    You can't handle my evil thoughts, just like you can't handle your parents death
    You always disappear out of thin air, who does that remind me of? Oh, Paul Allen.

    Batman:
    You had one too many Dark Nights, I'm here to bring justice
    My crave for stomping scum is bigger than your blood lust!
    When it comes to battle rapping, you fail like your movie's sequel
    You've gone mad Pat, like your mind my raps are lethal
    Killing prostitutes and homeless men is really bottom of the barrel
    Your life's in shambles and needs to be repaired, so let me call Harold
    It doesn't matter what happens inside, you didn't really do it
    What makes you really insane is your love for Huey Lewis!

    Patrick Bateman:
    You deal with Heath Ledger? Jack Nicholson? Ask my lawyer, I'm not Joking around
    Bruce Wayne's got a date with the devil, NOT A FUCKING CLOWN!!
    You've tried to 1-up and step on me for too long, us rich guys always win
    Although my favorite really has to be Going Back, by Phil Collins

    Batman:
    You're a bland boring man from the 80s, what's new?
    90% of the time the people you were with didn't even know it was you!
    Well in my mind you're the kitty, I'm the ATM
    There's the batsignal so I'm out, time to deal with another bag of shit

    REFERENCE GUIDE:

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    Bateman:
    How can I take you seriously without a business card?
    A reference to a wonderful scene in AP. Where first Bateman shows his business card and then everyone 1-ups him with a better one and he narrates about how mad it is making him. This is almost like the start of him going mad insane.
    I stomp a bat like a dog, there's no turning back, I've gone too far!
    He stomped on a dog's head multiple times to kill it
    You're vile, you reek of failure and you're stupid
    Before he killed a homeless man he told him he was vile, reeked of many things including piss and shit, called him stupid, etc. Reference to that.
    I serve up a Psycho filet, so don't just stare, eat it
    He's a psycho/it's in the movie title, he is shown eating filet's a couple of times in the movie. One of his most famous quotes in the movie was when he had 2 women prostitutes and wanted them to have sex with eachother, in the middle of a rant about Nick Collins he sees one prostitute just staring at the other from behind and says "Sabrina don't just stare at it, eat it". I think you know what that means.
    A mindless vigilante can't step to the true AP!
    Batman is considered a mindless vigilante by a lot in the Batman series, AP stands for American Psycho
    I break your hero spirit like Bane, and faster than Luis turned gay for me!
    Bane had the whole quote in TDKR: "I wondered what would break first.. your spirit.. or your body *breaks back*". It's a cool quote. And it works here for sure, and Luis was a character in AP who Bateman attempted to kill but Luis mistook it for a homosexual encounter and said he had always wanted Bateman.
    You can't handle my evil thoughts, just like you can't handle your parents death
    Bruce Wayne still can not really accept the death of Thomas and Martha Wayne.
    You always disappear out of thin air, who does that remind me of? Oh, Paul Allen.
    Paul Allen was Bateman's first "big" kill, and he made everyone else think he just vanished out of thin air without telling anyone. The detective had also thought that. Batman often just vanishes into a new place or area.

    Batman:
    You had one too many Dark Nights, I'm here to bring justice
    Pun on Dark Knight, most of Bateman's killing was at night.
    My crave for stomping scum is bigger than your blood lust!
    Bateman says several times in the movie he has an incredible crave for blood lust.
    When it comes to battle rapping, you fail like your movie's sequel
    American Psycho 2 with Mila Kunis was considered a huge fail, and most fans of AP don't even want to acknowledge it's existence. :P
    You've gone mad Pat, like your mind my raps are lethal
    Kind of a reference to the theory of it all being imagined as well.
    Killing prostitutes and homeless men is really bottom of the barrel
    Bateman mainly killed prostitutes and homeless men, bottom of the barrel is an expression.
    Your life's in shambles and needs to be repaired, so let me call Harold
    Harold Allnut is a person in the Batman comics who repairs Batman's equipment.
    It doesn't matter what happens inside, you didn't really do it
    There's a theory about the American Psycho ending, that he didn't actually do any of it and he imagined it all.
    What makes you really insane is your love for Huey Lewis!
    Bateman really loved Huey Lewis and while he is by some, he's not considered great by all.

    Bateman:
    You deal with Heath Ledger? Jack Nicholson? Ask my lawyer, I'm not Joking around
    Both played the Joker, pun on it/joking
    Bruce Wayne's got a date with the devil, NOT A FUCKING CLOWN!!
    Bateman is a very evil person and serious, he's not a clown like the Joker
    You've tried to 1-up and step on me for too long, us rich guys always win
    [b]Reference to Bateman saying in the movie he's tired of getting 1-up'd, and in the end when nothing happens to him it's the fact that rich guys will win because they don't want their social afflictions to be effected because of one person (Bateman)[/s]
    Although my favorite really has to be Going Back, by Phil Collins
    Bateman CONSTANTLY talks about Phil Collins and his songs, even when having sex for example. No matter what. Going Back is a song by Phil Collins, and it's a double meaning saying he should go back/get off of his toes.

    Batman:
    You're a bland boring man from the 80s, what's new?
    Bateman is just another suit from the 80s, other than what happens in his mind.
    90% of the time the people you were with didn't even know it was you!
    A lot of the time someone would be talking with Bateman and not even know it's him, confusing him for another suit because they all look alike. Sometimes even talking about Bateman "behind his back"
    Well in my mind you're the kitty, I'm the ATM
    Bateman imagined an ATM saying "feed me a stray cat" and tried to insert a kitty into one, it's basically just saying Batman will chew him up. AKA beat him AKA bully him AKA whatever.
    There's the batsignal so I'm out, time to deal with another bag of shit
    I thought it'd be funny to make Batman swear. And also Batman constantly has to deal with criminals, every few minutes maybe


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    This was pretty good. In my opinion, Batman won, but Bateman wasn't far behind.

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