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    SupERB Rap Battles

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    Hope you enjoy my rap battles. Keep the suggestions coming.

    Rap battles and page numbers
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    Season 2

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    Season 2
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    Crazy Crazy ERB ?
    Not a problem against SICK SICK CLEMI

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    WHat sort of battles are you gonna do ?

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    SupERB rap battle #1

    Isaac Newton
    vs
    Galileo Galilei
    Begin

    Newton
    You need a GPS, you're loosing before you starting
    You remind me of apples cause you standard is dropping
    Seen your badly written books but you've got a nose for those
    Robert Hook blows those (points at his penis) but you're a worse overdose
    You're messing with the Sir, bitch you made a mistake
    Cause I'm rapping so ill like sixteen sixety five plague
    So church was your problem I feel sad for you son
    Here's a new MC in town I'll crush you like a new tonne

    Galileo
    I'm like a star cause physics revolve around me
    Swing my fists like a pendulum so you can never stop me
    On my quest just to make a more educated world
    You're going crazy that apple must have hit you hard
    You rapping against me? I flipped the world over
    I'll light you and watch you blow like Kepler's supernova
    Eat you up like Pisa but leave out your bad hair
    (Now a adresses the audience) give me a hard question I'll give you a better answer

    Newton
    The church put you down under a house arrest
    Laughed straight at your face and burned all your texts
    Bigger standards like a giant plus I think like two brains
    I'll kick you out of this place in the name of science

    Galileo
    My nation with vocation so I'm making more inventions
    Had discovered more moons than you have brain tissues
    You're a farm guy while I'm a true man of renaissance
    What is ''I Suck" compared to "Padre Della Scienza"

    Who won
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    John Lennon, Darth Vader, Chuck Norris, Sarah Palin, Hulk Hogan, Ludvig van Beethoven, Stephen Hawking, Genghis Khan, Napoleon Dynamite, Billy Mays, Gandalf, William Shakespeare, Mr. Rogers, Christopher Columbus, Epiclloyd
    Season 2
    Adolf Hitler, Master Chief, Wright Brothers, Michael Jackson, Marilyn Monroe, Steve Jobs, Frank Sinatra, Abraham Lincoln, Doc Brown, Clint Eastwood, Batman, Santa Claus, Adam, Gandhi, Nikola Tesla, Lance Armstrong, Mozart, Gorbachev
    Season 3
    Darth Vader, Al Capone, Miley Cyrus, Bob Ross, Muhammad Ali, Donald Trump, Walter White, Goku, Stephen King, Isaac Newton, Draw, Painters
    Season 4
    Gotta prepare myself


    ERB Crazy's Crazy ERB's winners
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    Season 1
    Galileo, Steve (Minecraft), Harry Potter, Da Vinci, John Wilkes Booth, Russia
    Season 2
    Edward Cullen, Julius Caesar, Jesus, Ariana Grande, Deadpool, Turtlesauce
    Season 3
    Dumbledore

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clemi View Post
    Crazy Crazy ERB ?
    Not a problem against SICK SICK CLEMI

    jk
    WHat sort of battles are you gonna do ?
    There won't be any specific themes if this is what you're asking
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    Season 1
    John Lennon, Darth Vader, Chuck Norris, Sarah Palin, Hulk Hogan, Ludvig van Beethoven, Stephen Hawking, Genghis Khan, Napoleon Dynamite, Billy Mays, Gandalf, William Shakespeare, Mr. Rogers, Christopher Columbus, Epiclloyd
    Season 2
    Adolf Hitler, Master Chief, Wright Brothers, Michael Jackson, Marilyn Monroe, Steve Jobs, Frank Sinatra, Abraham Lincoln, Doc Brown, Clint Eastwood, Batman, Santa Claus, Adam, Gandhi, Nikola Tesla, Lance Armstrong, Mozart, Gorbachev
    Season 3
    Darth Vader, Al Capone, Miley Cyrus, Bob Ross, Muhammad Ali, Donald Trump, Walter White, Goku, Stephen King, Isaac Newton, Draw, Painters
    Season 4
    Gotta prepare myself


    ERB Crazy's Crazy ERB's winners
    Spoiler: 

    Season 1
    Galileo, Steve (Minecraft), Harry Potter, Da Vinci, John Wilkes Booth, Russia
    Season 2
    Edward Cullen, Julius Caesar, Jesus, Ariana Grande, Deadpool, Turtlesauce
    Season 3
    Dumbledore

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clemi View Post
    Crazy Crazy ERB ?
    Not a problem against SICK SICK CLEMI

    jk
    WHat sort of battles are you gonna do ?
    Plus I know the name sounds bit weird but my profile name is ERB crazy and these are my crazy ERB's.
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    Season 1
    John Lennon, Darth Vader, Chuck Norris, Sarah Palin, Hulk Hogan, Ludvig van Beethoven, Stephen Hawking, Genghis Khan, Napoleon Dynamite, Billy Mays, Gandalf, William Shakespeare, Mr. Rogers, Christopher Columbus, Epiclloyd
    Season 2
    Adolf Hitler, Master Chief, Wright Brothers, Michael Jackson, Marilyn Monroe, Steve Jobs, Frank Sinatra, Abraham Lincoln, Doc Brown, Clint Eastwood, Batman, Santa Claus, Adam, Gandhi, Nikola Tesla, Lance Armstrong, Mozart, Gorbachev
    Season 3
    Darth Vader, Al Capone, Miley Cyrus, Bob Ross, Muhammad Ali, Donald Trump, Walter White, Goku, Stephen King, Isaac Newton, Draw, Painters
    Season 4
    Gotta prepare myself


    ERB Crazy's Crazy ERB's winners
    Spoiler: 

    Season 1
    Galileo, Steve (Minecraft), Harry Potter, Da Vinci, John Wilkes Booth, Russia
    Season 2
    Edward Cullen, Julius Caesar, Jesus, Ariana Grande, Deadpool, Turtlesauce
    Season 3
    Dumbledore

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    SupERB rap battles #2

    Indiana Jones
    vs
    Steve (Minecraft)

    Steve:
    I'm a 3D Terraria everybody knows my name
    With the diamonds and the emeralds I'm Bill Gates of my game
    You are opposite of crystal skull, you wish you could shine
    Imma tear you into pieces so you'll call yourself a slime
    Your movies are pathetic like swimming across the ocean
    I'll stuff you in a brewing stand and make some weakness potions
    Handling Herobrine, owning mobs is my skill
    I don't know how I do it I'm a walking /kill

    Jones
    You have skills to survive like a 5 year old kid
    You make sure that you're safe in a house made of dirt
    I'll blow you like a creeper like you lack a blast protection
    This limited and basic Steve gives me no expectations
    Look badass in minecarts while your legs are bugging out
    You against me, I'd rather spend this time with Willie Scott
    Ordinary superhero cause I'm saving this world
    Once I handle my whip while you swing your wooden sword

    Steve
    I wither like a skeleton and poison like a witch
    I'd throw a snake at you and make you my tamed bitch
    Chop your head with an axe dude I'll slay you like a piggy
    Digging rhymes so easily like efficiency picky
    Funny how your lines remind me of when your plane crashes
    You're getting old Indy soon you'll turn back into ashes
    You're lacking creativity and seemingly you're feeling me
    Compare us both and tell me what does MC trully mean

    Indiana
    Yes MC stands for MineCraft but definitely not amazingness
    Cause you're novice and unnoticed change your skin for improvements
    Escaped the Russian freaks you would definitely be dead
    The Temple of Doom sounds much darker than the End
    I know you think you'll resist me and I need to watch my step
    But call me back when eating rotten flesh actually helps
    Im superior in each way, you need more apples of God
    To verify I'll terrify and kill you like the ark

    *Music stops*
    Your graphics suck balls so get out of this place
    So you think I'm not creative, gosh those kids these days


    Who Won
    Who's Next
    You Decide
    Last edited by @Dumbledore; 08-11-2014 at 05:56 PM.
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    Season 1
    John Lennon, Darth Vader, Chuck Norris, Sarah Palin, Hulk Hogan, Ludvig van Beethoven, Stephen Hawking, Genghis Khan, Napoleon Dynamite, Billy Mays, Gandalf, William Shakespeare, Mr. Rogers, Christopher Columbus, Epiclloyd
    Season 2
    Adolf Hitler, Master Chief, Wright Brothers, Michael Jackson, Marilyn Monroe, Steve Jobs, Frank Sinatra, Abraham Lincoln, Doc Brown, Clint Eastwood, Batman, Santa Claus, Adam, Gandhi, Nikola Tesla, Lance Armstrong, Mozart, Gorbachev
    Season 3
    Darth Vader, Al Capone, Miley Cyrus, Bob Ross, Muhammad Ali, Donald Trump, Walter White, Goku, Stephen King, Isaac Newton, Draw, Painters
    Season 4
    Gotta prepare myself


    ERB Crazy's Crazy ERB's winners
    Spoiler: 

    Season 1
    Galileo, Steve (Minecraft), Harry Potter, Da Vinci, John Wilkes Booth, Russia
    Season 2
    Edward Cullen, Julius Caesar, Jesus, Ariana Grande, Deadpool, Turtlesauce
    Season 3
    Dumbledore

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    "You need a GPS, you're loosing before you starting
    You remind me of apples cause you standard is dropping"

    Just a small nitpick but shouldn't it be losing rather than loosing? Otherwise great job! I really enjoyed it!

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    SupERB rap battles #3

    Harry Potter
    Vs
    Severus Snape

    Harry:
    Who's the greatest wizard from the twentieth century
    Who defeated the greatest dark lord as a baby
    Like father like son, I'll make you feel pain
    Ressurected stronger so I bet you're gonna flee again

    Severus:
    Silly Harry Pothead, here we go again
    Mr perfectallthetime tell me how you gained your fame
    Three green flashes decided your fate
    But I'll leave more marks than the scar on your forehead
    Cook myself the best lines like a potion master
    While you follow Finnigan cause your rhymes are disastrous
    The people must be crazy if they're giving you the claps
    Cause all they see is Severus Serve Several Severe Snaps
    *Malfoy in the background* OH

    *Ron enters the battle*
    So punny but you better start Ronning
    Cause Harry is a stupify master... so stunning
    The ginger spice hotness going out with Hermione
    While you limited your best friend list to nobody
    While Harry's got a Twizard Cup for the Messiah
    Ruled out two dragons now he spits lyrical fire
    Bloody hell, it doesn't take Hermione to figure out
    We are aurors bitch, you're burried deep underground

    Harry:
    I'm the saviour of the school, even slayed the Basilisc
    You're a failure of a teacher, and Nagini's breakfast
    I broke into Hogwarts, the Ministry and the Gringotts
    Thaught the Dumbledore's Army while expecting my patronus

    Snape:
    You've got broken glasses, can't you see your poor tactics
    The Quidditch player who seeks a ride on broomsticks
    You called your son Severus which clarifies
    You hide your true opinion on me... the boy who lies
    I'm the Half Blood Prince so once you enter my kingdom
    You'll consider living with those muggles as freedom
    Go back to school Harry, you failed another test
    Bellatrix crushed Syrius like the Hogwarts express

    Who won
    Who's next
    You decide
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    John Lennon, Darth Vader, Chuck Norris, Sarah Palin, Hulk Hogan, Ludvig van Beethoven, Stephen Hawking, Genghis Khan, Napoleon Dynamite, Billy Mays, Gandalf, William Shakespeare, Mr. Rogers, Christopher Columbus, Epiclloyd
    Season 2
    Adolf Hitler, Master Chief, Wright Brothers, Michael Jackson, Marilyn Monroe, Steve Jobs, Frank Sinatra, Abraham Lincoln, Doc Brown, Clint Eastwood, Batman, Santa Claus, Adam, Gandhi, Nikola Tesla, Lance Armstrong, Mozart, Gorbachev
    Season 3
    Darth Vader, Al Capone, Miley Cyrus, Bob Ross, Muhammad Ali, Donald Trump, Walter White, Goku, Stephen King, Isaac Newton, Draw, Painters
    Season 4
    Gotta prepare myself


    ERB Crazy's Crazy ERB's winners
    Spoiler: 

    Season 1
    Galileo, Steve (Minecraft), Harry Potter, Da Vinci, John Wilkes Booth, Russia
    Season 2
    Edward Cullen, Julius Caesar, Jesus, Ariana Grande, Deadpool, Turtlesauce
    Season 3
    Dumbledore

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    *This was done before the Erb TMNT vs Renaissance Painters*

    SupERB rap battles #4

    Leonardo (TMNT)
    vs
    Leonardo (Da Vinci)

    Leonardo (Da Vinci):
    I'm a sculptor, a doctor, mechanic, an inventor
    Biologist, a physicist, maths genius and a painter
    In perspective you get smaller as you drop further
    You wouldn't even beat a little red plumber
    Coming out of your shell but don't try to out-dance me
    My era has called upon a painter army
    Outnumbered, I'll disect you just to make my work better
    Your death would be a perfect gift for Splinter

    Leo (TMNT):
    You see crazy omens but I'm a real folk
    Don't you know I'm sfumato hot
    I bet that you had no wife or a kid
    Wait, weren't you the guy who died in Titanic
    I'm a leader, your loneliness is a joke
    Mike's Nunchucks would like to offer you a choke
    Shredding fucking Shredder since the 1980's
    Looking in the mirror, beat all of your paintings

    Leonardo (Da Vinci):
    I guess that you're good in your Nin-SHITsu class
    While I watch the Foot Clan kick your ass
    You're just one of whacky action figures
    Make some red paint flow out of your vessels

    Leo (TMNT):
    I save the world that we live in
    I bet you watch me dead down from heaven
    My rhymes are how your last supper tastes
    I live in a sewage but your rhymes are a waste

    Who won
    Who's next
    You decide
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    Season 2
    Adolf Hitler, Master Chief, Wright Brothers, Michael Jackson, Marilyn Monroe, Steve Jobs, Frank Sinatra, Abraham Lincoln, Doc Brown, Clint Eastwood, Batman, Santa Claus, Adam, Gandhi, Nikola Tesla, Lance Armstrong, Mozart, Gorbachev
    Season 3
    Darth Vader, Al Capone, Miley Cyrus, Bob Ross, Muhammad Ali, Donald Trump, Walter White, Goku, Stephen King, Isaac Newton, Draw, Painters
    Season 4
    Gotta prepare myself


    ERB Crazy's Crazy ERB's winners
    Spoiler: 

    Season 1
    Galileo, Steve (Minecraft), Harry Potter, Da Vinci, John Wilkes Booth, Russia
    Season 2
    Edward Cullen, Julius Caesar, Jesus, Ariana Grande, Deadpool, Turtlesauce
    Season 3
    Dumbledore

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    SupERB rap battles #5

    Edward Kenway
    Vs
    John Wilkes Booth

    Edward:
    I'll whop your ass as in, you're just a total jerk
    You can't be skilled at killing you died after your first work
    You got many sibling, but I still have more flows
    So don't try to fuck with me kid, I'm fucking with Jack Sparrow
    See a fucking templar, end up on a killing spree
    While J.B. Wilkes messes up his lines like it's normality
    I'm a shipwrecking scallywag, you're an animus tutorial
    Killed a man who made improvements now that's a messed up story line

    *Beat stops. Edward says*
    Think twice, I'm Edward Kenway I KEN show you the WAY out
    You see a black flag but I will see your red blood


    John:
    John Wilkes, athletic and a popular resident
    It's a national emergency, I killed the president
    A headshot you're dead. SHOT! I'm killing with pride
    You're like the hidden blades, except you can't hide
    You still seem stiller, I seem an iller scene stealer
    Twist you like my curly hair, I'm a muscly killer
    Cause I made it in history, your whack wasn't even real
    I'm the most handsome actor from Boston to New Orleans

    *Beat stops... again. John says*
    Could you tell me something about your father
    Didn't he belong to the Templar order


    Edward:
    Sip rum with swag like a pirate behaves
    I'd walk you off the plank but you already caught a wrong wave
    It's a Tomahawk it's a certain knockout
    So you'll see as much light as there is in black flag

    John:
    I fought for what I just believed was right for our country
    You only seeked fame gold and galore glory
    When I see you, I'd rather have them slaves in USA
    I'll snatch your pregnant girlfriend, I'm talented at plays

    Who won
    Who's next
    You decide
    Last edited by @Dumbledore; 08-11-2014 at 05:59 PM.
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    Season 1
    John Lennon, Darth Vader, Chuck Norris, Sarah Palin, Hulk Hogan, Ludvig van Beethoven, Stephen Hawking, Genghis Khan, Napoleon Dynamite, Billy Mays, Gandalf, William Shakespeare, Mr. Rogers, Christopher Columbus, Epiclloyd
    Season 2
    Adolf Hitler, Master Chief, Wright Brothers, Michael Jackson, Marilyn Monroe, Steve Jobs, Frank Sinatra, Abraham Lincoln, Doc Brown, Clint Eastwood, Batman, Santa Claus, Adam, Gandhi, Nikola Tesla, Lance Armstrong, Mozart, Gorbachev
    Season 3
    Darth Vader, Al Capone, Miley Cyrus, Bob Ross, Muhammad Ali, Donald Trump, Walter White, Goku, Stephen King, Isaac Newton, Draw, Painters
    Season 4
    Gotta prepare myself


    ERB Crazy's Crazy ERB's winners
    Spoiler: 

    Season 1
    Galileo, Steve (Minecraft), Harry Potter, Da Vinci, John Wilkes Booth, Russia
    Season 2
    Edward Cullen, Julius Caesar, Jesus, Ariana Grande, Deadpool, Turtlesauce
    Season 3
    Dumbledore

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