SupERB Rap Battles

**@Dumbledore** · 07-28-2014

SupERB rap battles #10
Selena Gomez vs Ariana Grande

Rap battle

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Reference guide

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You won't break free, when you realise who you mess with
Disney Channel princess, you don't wanna come and get it
Another way of saying come at me bro. Selena Gomez is known as a Disney Channel princess. Referencing Ariana's song Break Free and Selena's song Come and Get it.

Stick to sticks, work more on your whistling career
Ariana kissed many boys when she was younger. She also can reach a high pitch voice called a whistle tone. Selena is mocking Ariana by saying that if she is so good at whistling she should stick to whistling/blowing/sucking cocks.

Only masochist, love the way that you make them feel
Selena is mocking Ariana by saying that only people who like to feel pain would enjoy her music. Referencing Ariana's most popular song The Way

I know you force an orgasm but you'd gain my respect
If you survived as long as Sam and Cat did
Ariana does kinda sound like she has an orgasm, especially with her high pitch. Selena says that she doesn't respect Ariana but she would respect her if she would even survive the rap battle as long as Sam and Cat did which got cancelled after season 1. For dummies, Ariana Grande plays in Sam and Cat.

You're like that Scheiße German beer... except you can't flow
Reference to Ariana Grande's trip to Germany where she tried German beer. She found it discusting. Selena says that Ariana is worse than the beer because at least the beer can flow. Liquids flow.

So why won't this pussycat tell me something I don't know
Reference to Ariana playing a character Cat. Also a reference to Selena's song Tell me something I don't know.

Granted that Grande is grand, to grind you to the ground
Something Poe's poems pwn posers. A lot of words that sound like Grande. What she is saying that she is fit for owning Selena.

So if you wanna sing, stay in a bath, don't keep it loud
Pretty referencless but only targeted at singers. Who hasn't sang in a shower. Ariana is saying that Selena shouldn't sing anywhere else

Watch this lesbian for Bieber, drop with a piano on her head
Ariana mocks Justin Bieber calling him a girl and Selena for dating him. Also a reference to Ariana's song Piano.

Unlike you, I make it rain, before I even start it
Reference to Selena's first album Year without rain. Ariana is saying that she could make it rain before she even begins.

I'd be quite surprised, if this auto tune girl
Sounded better than me, without my mic on
A reference to Jingle Ball where Selena and Ariana performed. Ariana's microphone was off and Ariana was barely heard. She accidently insulted Selena by saying that at least her fans know that she was singing with her real voice

Pop your music career, you're like Sonny with no chance
Selena and Ariana are produce pop music. Also a reference to Sonny with a chance, a TV show starring Demi Lovato, Selena's best friend. Ariana says that Selena has no chance to win this battle.

Yo were Barney's best friend with the role in Spring Breakers
I think Barney the dinosaur would love to be friends with a girl who was half naked throughout a movie.

Pop my wand (it's magic) make her head bleed (definitely)
Alex is saying that unlike Ariana she can cast spells. Also the character of Cat (played by Ariana) dyed her hair red when her head was bleeding, she noticed that red looked good.

And I step into the magical spotlight (Naturally)
She is mocking Ariana again because she is saying that magic is normal for her. Also a reference to Selena's song Naturally.

Those boobs are my one less problem (guys have nowhere to stare)
Alex likes to go out with boys and she is saying that Ariana would not be a competition mainly because she has small boobs. Also a reference to Arianas song Problem.

Who's the guy? (Mac Miller?) bet he touched you right there
A sexual joke with Mac Miler who kissed and sang with Ariana in The Way. Also a reference to Ariana's song Right There.

I saved the world for breakfast (this 7 year old ain't a threat)
Yes she did save the world. (for example in Wizards vs Asteroid.) Also she mocks Ariana for acting and sounding like a little girl.

And Cat is so dumb she wouldn't make it to the Blonde Squad
Reference to Victorious episode where Cat had to wear a yellow wig for a play. Alex says that she is dumb even for a blonde.

(Arianators) had to wait three fucking years for your album
After many promises Ariana Grande finally released her album... after 3 years. Arianators are the followers of Ariana.

(She ain't Hermione Granger) but I still will be your problem
Even though Alex is not like Hermione she will still own Ariana. Also a reference to Ariana's song Problem... again.

What's that supposed to mean, I bring CATastrophy
"what's that supposed to mean" is Cat's catchphrase kinda like Cowabunga for TMNT. Also CATastrophy is a pun using her name. She states that she will own the opponents really bad.

I don't give a cupcake, that Rex doesn't want this lady
Cat wouldn't ever swear. In this case, instead of saying shit she said cupcake. Also Rex was a puppet in Victorious that liked to hit on girls but in this case Cat says that he wouldn't hit on Selena.

I'll The Slap.com you, with five fingers to the face
The Slap is a Victorious version of Twitter/Facebook. "5 Fingers to the face" is one of Victorious songs. Cat is saying that she will hit Selena. Also a fun fact is that Cat was the only character to hit someone else.

Put this whacker Trina up against me, now that is crazy
Trina was Tori's (Cat's friend) talentless sister. Cat says that it's crazy that she has to fight someone who is worse than Trina.

And Alex, is a classic example of a guy's name
Now she addresses Alex by saying that Alex is more of a guy's name.

I watched your show die off, like I swindled the fame
Victorious became popular after Wizards of Waverley Place ended. Cat says that it almost seems like she she stole the fame. To swindle means to steal someone's property. Also Swindle is a movie with Ariana Grande.

So drop your wand cause your brother does a better work
Alex lived in the shadow of her brother because he was the smarter and more responsible person in the family.
Or I'll call up Jade or Sam, to beat you up with a butter sock
Both Jade and Sam are Cat's friends. Both of the are mean to other people. Cat says that Alex should give up before she calls them. Also Sam would sometimes place butter inside a sock and beat people up.

Vote who won here.

**@Dumbledore** · 08-12-2014

Rap battle #11
Jack the Ripper vs Deadpool

Rap battle:

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Reference guide

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JtR:
I will shoot you down faster than cannonical five
Canonical five were the five victims of Jack the Ripper. Cannons shoot out cannonballs hence this is why I misspelled the word (cannonical instead of canonical) creating a pun. Jack says that he will shoot down Deadpool faster than the Canonical five.
Jack the Ripper, known to steal a prostitutes heart
To steal someones heart means to fall in love with someone. Jack used to remove body parts of some of his victims. Jack is joking about the fact that he could literally rip out and steal a prostitutes heart and steal it. Also Jack is introducing himself in this line.
The father of crime, the OG Whitechapel murderer who'll beat you
Jack calls himself the original murderer. Whitechapel Murderer was one of Jack's nickname. He also says that he will beat Deadpool.
Who's got more dope rhymes than you have mental issues
Deadpool had mental issues. But Jack has more dope rhymes.
I mean, have you seen X-men Origins Wolverine?
A lot of Deadpool fans were complaining about what they did to Deadpool in the movie.
You couldn't win even if you fought Natalie Portman
Deadpool fought a mutant called Black Swan. Natalie Portman played in a movie called Black Swan. Jack says that he couldn't even beat her.
Your comics was written by a comedian at work
Deadpool is a funny character. Jack is saying that he's more of a joke of a hero and that his comics was written by a comedian rather than someone who wants who wants to make a good superhero comics.
At least Stryker found a way to shut your mouth
Referencing the X-men Origins Wolverine again, where yes, Stryker did find a way to shut Deadpool's mouth.

DP:
Noone knows your true identity, let it stay that way
Stay hidden, or I'll use Jacky's blood as Sauce on my plate
No one knows Jack the Rippers real identity. Deadpools says that it's a bad idea for him to be revealing himself and rap battling him. The second line is an "eating emcees" kinda line. In this instance Deadpool will use Jack's blood as ketchup/sauce. Referencing Saucy Jacky postcard.
You're just a psychopathic pathetic murderer from the slums
Jack killed prostitutes in the slums. Also deadpool calls him a pathetic psychopath.
While I'm too marvellous, I leave a dead pool of corpses
Marvel and Deadpool pun in one. Deadpool is saying that he is so amazing that he can leave a pool of dead bodies. He is saying that he is a better killer than Jack.
You'd rather go to jail than get in the way of my blade
Deadpool is saying that his blade is a much worse solution for Jack than going to jail.
Cause now you attract more trouble than Magneto does metal
Magneto was able to control metal. And his name Magneto... magnet. Magnet attracts metal, but in Deadpool's opinion Jack attracts even more trouble.
You know what's gay: you screwed the prostitutes but no sex
Jack screwed (or shall I say killed) the prostitutes. In Deadpool's opinion this is gay because he didn't even have sex because he didn't even have sex
After this you'll wish you could walk, call yourself Proffesor X
Deadpool is saying that at the end of this battle he will knock Jack off his feet so bad that he won't walk again just like Proffesor X who's on a wheelchair.

JtR:
Jack the Ripper, I'll rapidly rap to rip you apart
Jack reminds Deadpool that he's called the Ripper and he's gonna rip him apart on the mic. Also a lot of words starting with ''r''. Similar to
''This is Capone rapping and I'm capping this captain, capische''
So even Captain America cannot SHIELD you from that
Captain America is one of Marvel's superheroes with a shield. S.H.I.E.L.D is a law enforcing agency in Marvel.
(Ouch) And you won't heal from the hell that I send
Deadpool had the ability to regenerate from any damage. Jack is saying that his rhymes are so hot that even Deadpool can't regenerate from them. Referencing "From Hell Letter". You send letters.
You're so whack that they even made you kill yourself
Referencing Deadpool kills Deadpool. Deadpool had to kill an alternate version of himself from a differenr universe called Dreadpool. Jack is saying that it's only because he is so bad that Marvel just wanted to kill him off.

DP:
You want to rip me apart Mr. TooGenericNickname
Deadpool says that Jack's name is too basic. Ripper is not a creative name for a man who wants to rip people.
I slay better foes than you, faster than Quicksilver
Quicksilver is one of Marvel superheroes. His superpower is that he is super fast. But Deadpool can slay better opponents than Jack even faster.
You couldn't beat KidPool or even WhackPool
Deadpool had to team up with alternate versions of himself to save the multiverse. He met characters such as Kidpool which of course Jack the Ripper would have no chance against. And even though WhackPool doesn't exist, even if he did Jack wouldn't have a chance against him.
You might be a Brittish doctor but you'll still get schooled
Jack was Brittish. Based on the cuts Jack had a knowledge of human anatomy which means he was educated. Even though he was educated Deadpool will still teach him a lesson (beat him).

**Turtlesauce** · 08-12-2014

I like it, I'm glad I suggested it

**@Dumbledore** · 08-12-2014

It was difficult. If you like it then that means I did a good job and I should be happy for that.

Edit: You're such a nice kid. I accept you into Hogwarts.

**@Dumbledore** · 08-16-2014

I made a couple of mistakes recently. Stupid mistakes. Anyway, I could be offline for 3 weeks so here I am writing the last battle of season 2. This is not supposed to be lyrically good. I tried to include all the mistakes I made. It is Donald Trump vs Ebeneezer Scrooge styled rap battle.

SupERB rap battles #12
Dion vs ERB Crazy

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**Turtlesauce** · 08-16-2014

Loved it, I hate to see you go

**@Dumbledore** · 08-16-2014

Originally Posted by Turtlesauce

Loved it, I hate to see you go

Thanks. You were much better than Kanye West. I will miss you.

**Platinum** · 08-16-2014

*snicker* That was rather amusing to read. Not only because I am kind of one of those that only am here to have somewhere to post battles I randomly wrote just for fun and want other people to read them before disappearing for ages, but because of that I actually felt a bit hit by some of those. Hahaha. Though, I won't be reformed. Oh, well. It was an amusing read. Thanks for taking the time to write it. Haha.

**@Dumbledore** · 08-17-2014

I used the little time that I had to edit my rap battle #12

**@Dumbledore** · 09-07-2014

Season 3 begins with more excitement. The first battle is gonna be a replace ERB with ERB. Guess who, guess in what style. And yes, I did copy some lines.

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