Captain America Rap Battles

[Batman Heisenberg]

New series. I wrote this battle with Clemi, and he wrote his verses, I wrote mine. Here it is, (FEEDBACK MUCH APPRECIATED)!

Spoiler: 

Clemi was eating a delicious croissant at a cafe with a beautiful French cafe. Captain America was on a mission and stopped and was going to pick up a coffee. Clemi looked at him.

“Hey, ‘Murica guy ! Nice blue tights.. NOT !” Clemi yelled.

Captain walked up to Clemi and walked up real close to him.

“Respect your soldiers, son. I helped France win World War 2.” Captain America said.

“Haha you’re an old man, and your old girlfriend looks like a hamster !” Clemi yelled.

“Well, you needed help to beat Germany and couldn’t keep a hold on Vietnam!” Captain America yelled back.

The customers of the store all ran out, disgusted at the insults Captain was making.

“Neither could the US!” Clemi spit in Cap’s face.

“Son, best not do that. I have powerful friends. And a kickass shield.” Cap responded as he wiped the spit from his face.

“Thennnnn let me….


Clemi:
..Show you what the Sick Sick in my name stands for !
Cause I’m about to show you the inconvenient Truth, call me Al Gore
Yo, you’re nothing more than a walking propaganda, sucking Uncle Sam’s dick,
While you defend a wannabe country that made pizza a vegetable, u lil shit
HAH ! you better rap fast like Watsky to surpass that , you Mary-sonic !

rangernumberx :
‘Cause we still lived more adventures than any of your stupid comic !

Clemi :
I’m a Erbro ! You couldn’t get to my rapping level, and you’ll never have my class
I spit rhymes colder than the ocean where they found your freezing ass


Captain America:
Son, you best be joking, when I rap I can be grim and reaping
Dodging your rhymes with my shield, boy you best be dreaming
You think your rhymes are cold? Haha, that’s fucking cute
I kicked The Winter Soldier’s ass, so you best kiss my boot
I’d rather defend a country standing up for liberty and justice
Instead of some hairy greedy slobs, son you really can’t touch this
You’re a semi, Clemi, and you sure can bet that I
Can cut your lies and your fuckin fries like I was a Jedi

Clemi:
C’mon, the only thing you ever cut is the script’s budget
Nazis and Communists ? What else could be more cliché ?
And tell George HW Bush he’s the next one on my target list
He may not be a so badass but at least he really exists

Captain America:
I knocked out Adolf Hitler over 200 times, France not even once
You best just calm your hairy titties, because you rap like a dunce
Leader of The Avengers in the house, here to fucking represent!
I’ll call Abe Lincoln, ‘cuz you’re rhymes aren’t worth a damn cent!
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!!!!!
EPIC *Slam of shield* RAPPPP BATTLES OF HISTORY

[Clemi]

Brb going to kick some American icon's asses

[Batman Heisenberg]

Nah homie. I won.

[Kubby]

I've heard you want feedback?

Cap, some lines are nice, but I feel there are too many filler lines
Clemi, I liked your raps more, but... i don't think budget and cliche rhyme.

[Spars]

You call Clemi your son too much. :P

[Allgemeine Candy]

I really like it but I do agree there seems to bit a little too many filler lines. But otherwise I quite enjoyed it! :D

[Clemi]

I've heard you want feedback?

Cap, some lines are nice, but I feel there are too many filler lines
Clemi, I liked your raps more, but... i don't think budget and cliche rhyme.

I realised that too late, I didn't know how budget sounded in English ;-;

I really like it but I do agree there seems to bit a little too many filler lines. But otherwise I quite enjoyed it! :D

Yeah, the battle has been made in two days flat, and quite fast

[BrineBlade]

Well if it's in a French accent, I can see how budget can rhyme with cliche

[Batman Heisenberg]

I said son once.

[Clemi]

Actually it's more :
“Respect your soldiers, son. I helped France win World War 2.”
“Son, best not do that. I have powerful friends. And a kickass shield.”
"Son, you best be joking, when I rap I can be grim and reaping"
"Instead of some hairy greedy slobs, son you really can’t touch this"