Let’s try getting our Cutie Marks in battle rapping, starting with these little birds!
The CMC often try to get cutie marks in various things. Peep, Chirp and Quack are birds.
Beating these small guys will be so easy, I wonder if we even need words!
Your rapping skills have obviously flown south for the winter
Some species of birds fly south for the winter to escape the climate.
We hang out with royalty while ya just play around in the litter!
The CMC are good friends with Twilight Sparkle, who is a princess. Peep, Quack and Chirp often play in a dump.
Let’s call up Fluttershy to stare these dumb animals into acting good
Fluttershy is a pegasi who can “stare” animals into good behaviour.
We’ll frighten you tiny tweeting twits more than The Deep Dark Woods!
The Deep Dark Woods is a location in Peep, that the birds are very afraid of.
I mean, you’re so lame; you even have an entire collection of squares!
Chirp has a collection of square objects. Square is another term for boring.
Bring all your forest friends, there’s no way they can compare to us mares!
Peep, Quack and Chirp have an enormous amount of friends in the show.
If you three made a trip to Equestria, you wouldn’t last a day
The CMC live in Equestria, which can be a very dangerous place compared to where Peep, Quack and Chirp live.
We’re the Cutie Mark Crusader Bird Exterminators! YAY!
The CMC would say things like this when trying out a new cutie mark scheme.
Peep, Quack and Chirp:
Gee, these things act really silly! Maybe it’s because of their bad luck!
The CMC often get into or cause trouble in some way or another.
I don’t know what they even are but they’re far too ugly to be a duck!
The birds often don’t know things that they encounter. Quack is very proud of being a duck.
I bet I can learn to fly before this orange orphan would be able to!
Chirp, being a robin, would probably learn to fly quicker than Scootaloo, a pegasi would. Scootaloo has never flown in the series as of yet. Scootaloo’s parents or guardians have never been seen.
The white one’s so shrill and annoying! Maybe it’s from her family issues!
Sweetie Belle has a somewhat frayed relationship with Rarity, her sister.
I think this one’s making fun of me, but I can’t tell because of her thick accent!
Applebloom has a southern accent that can be hard to understand for some viewers, including Peep here.
Don’t worry, Peep, my Duck Dancing can take care of these ridiculous pests!
Quack has a special “Duck Dance” that he claims can create magic.
Our rhymes are like Millie the dog, because the bite comes with a bark!
Millie is a character in Peep that is a friend of and protects the main characters.
I’m not scared of these creatures! We’ll conquer you like our fear of the dark!
Peep, Quack and Chirp were afraid of the dark in several episodes until they learned it wasn’t that bad.
We're making new discoveries everyday while you fail at getting butt prints
Go ride away on your scooter because we’ve just discovered that you can’t win this!
The Cutie Mark Crusaders:
I’m no chicken, but I’m pretty sure these birds are just loons
A reoccurring MLP fandom joke is that Scootaloo is actually a chicken. Loon is both a bird and a slang word for an insane person.
How can ya even fight? You can’t figure out tha shape of tha moon!
In the Peep episode, Peep’s Moon Mission, the birds argued over what the moon looks like.
We’ll blow you away; we’ll rock you out before you start asking questions
In the episode The Show Stoppers, The CMC performed a rock ballad. Peep, Chirp and Quack are very curious about the world.
Come on, it took more than 40 YEARS for ya ta even break into television!
The first pilot for Peep and The Big Wide World was in 1962. The show eventually premiered in 2004, 42 years later.
YOU’RE SO STUPID; YOU TRIED EATING PINECONES FOR YOUR LUNCH!
In the Peep episode, Bridging The Gap, the birds thought pinecones were pineapples and tried to eat them.
We’ll make Kai Pindel go to hell when we’re through with this bunch!
Kai Pindel is the creator of Peep, a Polish-Canadian animator.
I don’t need mah sister to buck you little guys back in your tin can!
Applejack, Applebloom’s sister bucks apples off of apple trees. Peep lives in a tin can.
And just for the record, WE’RE PONIES, you flashes in the pan
Ya can’t beat us! We’ve even got MC in our club name!
CMC. Get it?
You’re just jealous that we stole your airtime and fame!
Peep and The Big Wide World was the most popular show on Discovery Kids, which became The Hub, the channel that currently airs MLP. The CMC are saying that MLP stole Peep's thunder.
Peep, Quack and Chirp:
You’re meaner than a cat and your mouths are slower than the turtle Newton!
Peep, Quack and Chirp, being birds, are scared of cats. Newton is a turtle friend of the trio who is very slow.
It doesn’t take a flashlight or glasses to see that these three are bad students!
Quack discovered both a flashlight and glasses in two seperate episodes of the show.
I’ve seen blue jays and beavers with bigger brains than these mini sized weirdos!
Blue jays and beavers both make appearance in Peep, where both are depicted as rather foolish.
And we’ve been entertaining AND educating before you three were even doodles!
Peep’s been on the air since 2004, long before the current incarnation of MLP was made.
Your town gets destroyed every other day! How do you even have fun?!
Ponyville, where the CMC live in, is often completely destroyed in many episodes.
There’s about a million things we can do and beating these “ponies” is one!
A reference to the Peep theme song, which has the same first half as the line.
You can stay in your “magical” Equestria though it seems like such a bore
We’ll be playing Hide and Go Peep with both of our Emmy awards!
Peep has so far won 2 Emmy awards. Hide and Go Peep was a game Peep “invented”.
I’d rather get stuck in the mud then listen to these three anymore
Chirp hates being in mud and getting dirty, yet she’d prefer it to the CMC.
Ducks are good at many things, including showing these ponies the door!
Quack would often boast about the qualities ducks have over other animals.
We don’t have time for this; we’ve got a Big Wide World to explore!
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