Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 2.0

[Katz]

Since I finished my parts for the rest of the season on Zoroark's battles, and I realized I liked making ideas, I decided to make this a thing again properly.
Season one will have four storms of six battles.
All Storms chosen by me.

CURRENT STORM HINTS:
STORM 1 HINTS:
5. Yooou neeed tooo bee readyyy foooooor thhhhhhhe kiiiiiiing vs queeeeeeeen
6. Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk to you again.

Extra Notes [Always updated]: Ok guys. Research has started for Not-Nidoking vs. Absolutely not Nidoqueen.

[Katz]

A basket lays on the ground as Professor Birch shouts in the background. A girl with a red bandana grabs the left most Pokeball inside the basket, while a boy with a white hat grabbed the right most. The middle Pokeball sits alone. After months, the two kids sends out them, who are now a Green lizard monster and a blue swamp man.

ITUNES COVER CONTAINS SPOILER TO THE END OF THE BATTLE

Spoiler: 

Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon!
The blue creature roars and takes a microphone out of no where.
Swampert!
Vs.
The green one stares down Swampert. He swipes the mic.
Sceptiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiile!
BEGIN!

Sceptile:
The green gecko monster has come to bash
this wimpy little bitch with my fists in a flash
I turn everyone on, I can see your orange cheeks blush
Till I melt them, put 'em on ice, and make an Orange Crush!

Swampert:
The blue swamp devil with more kills than the Lakota
I'll saw your lighting rod off before I'm turned into soda
I can use a Mudkip move, cause your face'll get pounded
I make everything shake, *nerd voice* Son you're grounded!

Sceptile:
Your ground type only makes me stronger
Cut my dick off, it'll come back... longer
Your verses are shittier than your own Muddy Water comin' out your crack
Forget about my dick, you can suck the balls on my back!

Swampert:
You can't grow a brain, something you need
Your ass is gonna get shot, and I don't mean your bullet seed
After the debris, I'll sling your corpse into my lake
You remind me of a pop song, now "DROP LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE!"

The girl lifts up her arm and presses a button on her Mega Bangle, causing Sceptile to Mega Evolve.

Mega Sceptile:
Sharper, swifter, I'll slash like Jack the Ripper
Swift Swim away and maybe find a Sap Sipper!
I teach trainers how to win, but you don't have any class
My butt's always facing you so you can kiss my ass!

The boy uses his Mega Bangle, which creates Mega Swampert.

Mega Swampert:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP?!
I TOWER OVER YOU SO PREPARE TO GET STOMPED
YOU GAIN DRAGON TYPE, NOW A FUCKING SMOOCHUM CAN SWEEP YOU!
MY SHAKING ARMS ARE MY VICTORY DANCE, FOR I JUST BEAT YOU!

Cutscene of a boy with green hair grabbing the middle pokeball. Now the boy sends out the final stage of this Pokemon. He also has a Mega Bangle which he uses to Mega Evolve it. This is Mega Blaziken.

Mega Blaziken:
How about both of you pussies shut the fuck up?!
I'll turn both of you into Mountain Dew Voltage and pour a fucking cup!
Fatass lay off the cookies, Green Bean stop being a fucking dick!
AND I HOPE YOU TWO LIKE THE TASTE OF A FUCKING BLAZE KICK!

Who Won?
Who's Next?
You Decide!

Epic! *all three shoot attacks at each other* RAP BATTLES OF POKEMONNNNNNNN!

[LazyAwesomeNinja]

Awesome battle! As cool as Mega Blaziken was, my victory goes to Sceptile. Sceptile always wins in my eyes. Looking forward to seeing more!

[Katz]

Awesome battle! As cool as Mega Blaziken was, my victory goes to Sceptile. Sceptile always wins in my eyes. Looking forward to seeing more!

Thanks bro, didn't know you liked Pokemon :3

EDIT: Just read your sig. I should really pay more attention to that stuff XD

[Katz]

Spoiler: 

*Interview*
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!
Reporter: Milotic! Milotic how does it feel to battle this punk?

MILOTIC!
VS!
Milotic: This bitch is goin' down!

Reporter #2: Gyarados, any words to Milotic before you guys rap battle?
GYARADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
Gyarados: Kid, I hope you enjoy dying!

BEGIN!

Milotic:
I'm am a vision of beauty, you're a vision of shit
I know you think I'm hot, but you're gonna get hit
In the seas I'm a goddess, but you're a blue clown
Just try to swim to me, I'll sit your ass down!

Gyarados:
Ah if it isn't the skank from the plunge
Who's first form is a handicapped sponge!
Thank god you're rare, because your sprites make us sick
You remind me of a body part, my-low-dick!

Milotic:
BITCH, EXCUSE ME? DOES THIS SHRIMP WANT A RASH?
YOUR FIRST FORM IS A BITCH THAT IS ONLY KNOWN FOR SPLASH!
Your overall chances of winning this are tiny
You're so lame that Nintendo gave players a free shiny!

Gyarados:
At least my shitty fish brother turns into something good,
I can send you to Water-Type hell ten times, understood?
You're an overrated tramp, thats what I think duh
Fans only ilke you because of jerking off to Gejinka!

Milotic:
Milotic against you, now that ain't fair
You'd have a fairer fight against my red hair
I know it ain't your ability, but you're way too Moody!
You envy me, because I'm obtained through beauty

Suddenly Gyarados Mega Evolves

Mega Gyarados:
Okay little cunt, it's time you hide!
I have a new form, I joined the dark side.
DO I INTIMIDATE YOU? I SEE YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS!
I know that I won, now let me Dragon Dance!

WHO WON?
WHOS NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

Epic- "Why don't I have a Mega?!" -rap battles of Pokemon!

[Katz]

Spoiler: 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!
Narrator: In the wild we see the Zangoose and Durant sharing a community.
Zangoose and Durant!

Narrator: However they still hide from their hunters, Seviper and Heatmor

VS!
Seviper and Heeeeeeeeeeeeeatmor!
BEGIN!
Color = Seviper Color = Heatmor
Color = Zangoose Color = Durant

S/H:

I am Ssssssseviper, I can do all you can't and more!
Crack under the supreme power of me, Heatmor!

BECAUSE OF MY THOUGHTS ON THIS BATTLE, IT IS SCRAPPED I NEED A SUGGESTION QUICK FOR BATTLE THREE!

[ZoroarkPKMN]

Don't mean to be a dick, but you didn't fill in some of your designated lines. PM me and I'll fill you in on what I mean. No spoilers here, folks.

[Katz]

PL0X GUYS I NEED A SUGGESTION

[LazyAwesomeNinja]

Here's a few suggestions:
Butterfree vs Vivillion
Heracross vs Pinsir
Snorlax vs Mankey
Tauros vs Miltank
Muk vs Trubbish

[Katz]

Here's a few suggestions:
Butterfree vs Vivillion
Heracross vs Pinsir
Snorlax vs Mankey
Tauros vs Miltank
Muk vs Trubbish

Thanks to you, one of these will be battle three.
BUT WHICH ONE!
THATS FOR ME TO KNOW!