Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 2.0

[Katz]

POKE-CHAT: THE NUMBER 1 FAKE CHAT ROOM FOR POKEMON AND TRAINERS
#Nutty: No Special intro this time :3
Muk: Wouldn't putting that give this battle a special intro?
Garbodor: Hey I was gonna say that!
Muk: Wanna fight over it?
Garbodor: Sure let's go to the Wi-Fi arena!
#Nutty: Hey, hey guys I have a better way to solve this!
Dragonite: Aw shit guys, I think Nutty's about to make another-

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON
Muk!
vs.
G-G-G-G-ARBODOR!
Begin!

Muk:
They've put my godlike talent against a bag of trash?
You get swept by deer, while I was caught by Ash.
Swallow your words, I've got better ones in mounds.
Your rhymes hold no weight even though you're over 230 pounds!

Garbodor:
I Belch in your face, you purple heap of erosion.
Your awful rhymes will stop after I use Explosion!
In the Aftermath there will be nothing but Grimer.
My speed is pure amazing, try sir to measure my rhymes with a timer!

Muk:
Oh! I'll get Payback with my Poison Jabs, I'm a harmer!
You can explode? I'll drop Sludge bombs in your Weak Armor!
But I know your secret that will hit you like a musket.
Cause I know that in your spare time you like to grab Nuggets.

Garbodor:
I also hold Black Sludge, your dead cousins, that ain't no rubbish.
I'll dig the dirt on you. You've got more baggage than Trubbish!
Your ability has an awful Stench, and your Speed is weak!
Even check your dex entries, it's clear that you wreak!

Muk:
I spit up my killer rhymes in my high attack frenzy!
You're jealous of my shiny, hell you're green with envy!
How much Special Attack do you have? Not that much.
My goopy purple arms will slay you instantly with my Poison Touch.

Garbodor:
You'll be left with Amnesia after I smash your head.
My Sludge Waves will make you Rest, so go to bed.
What's that? You got mean things to say Mr. Muk?
Well I got enough Swagger to say: I don't give a fuck!

Who Won?
Who's Next?
You Decide!
Epic
Muk: Boom bitch! I won!
Garbodor: No I won!
#Nutty: You know what? Fuck it! I CONTROLLED BOTH OF YOU ASSES SO I WON!
Muk: Fuck...
Muk has logged off
Garbodor has logged off

Dragonite: When can I be in a battle?
#Nutty: Let's say Season 1, Storm 4, Battle-
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RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!

[Katz]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAT'S UP BITCHES?

IT'S ME DRAGONITE HERE WITH SHITTY NEWS! THE RAP BATTLES WILL BE ON HIATUS UNTIL EARLY AUGUST DUE TO FAMILY ISSUES WITH #NUTTY AND HE WILL BE FOCUSING ON OTHER THREADS DUE TO LIMITED INTERNET.

SO I TOOK TIME TO GIVE YOU SOME HINTS TO STORM THREE

1. THIS BATTLE OF MEGA PROPORTIONS IS EXCLUSIVE!
2. Whales get grounded when rhymes are draggin'
3. Sun sun sun. Moon moon moon. ECLIPSE ALL THE WAY
4. GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN... And yard...
5. Great for me to LIst. I need to think of a clever way To hide this big CHeese battle.
6. I need you to guard my rats while I eat curly fries before they get frayed.

HERE'S WHAT SOME RAPPERS HAD TO SAY

"You think you're all that?" Beautifly

"I SAY MOOOOOO TO YOU" Miltank

THAT'S ALL!

ALSO, TELL SALAMENCE I'M COMING TO FUCK HIM UP

[Katz]

Remember that news video?
Of course you don't.
Anyways my next battle, an epic one might I add, is on the way real soon.

[Milotic]

Muk vs Garbodor was surprisingly pretty awesome! Really impressed me with what you did with that one.

[Katz]

Muk vs Garbodor was surprisingly pretty awesome! Really impressed me with what you did with that one.

Thanks, Sam's advice
"Try to use as many references as possible until your satisfied with your battle"
Really influenced this battle.

[Milotic]

At one point it felt like a list of moves/abilities, but hey, there's not much you can do with these. It takes skill to make these battles.

[Katz]

At one point it felt like a list of moves/abilities, but hey, there's not much you can do with these. It takes skill to make these battles.

Yeah, I'm trying my best to fix that in the next battle.

[Katz]

Ah the lion quite a majestic creature.
Luxray: Shut your fucking mouth!
Arcanine: I SPEAK WHAT I WANT!
Ok, no bullshit, I'll just
*Rips off narrator costume, revealling Ludwig*
*Dragonite watches in the background*
Dragonite: Wow! I'm here for another!
Yeah, yeah, great.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!
Arcanine!
vs!
Luxray!!!!!!!
Begin!

Arcanine:
I think the death of this pussy should be Justified.
I hit lower than your speed, so you should swallow your pride!
You can't jolt the OG, I'll start a Flash Fire.
Little lion wannabe under his own wire.

Luxray:
You're in Lux yo, I decided to perform.
How funny, Gary's ace is horribly deformed!
You'll be in for a shock when you face my gang.
You'll pierced and I won't need to bear my Elemental Fangs!

Arcanine:
Are you intimidated yet? I'm over six feet tall!
Shinx twice before you rhyme, go back to your yarn ball!
Your wack ass needs to go to your pack, ass, you're nuts!
Cause trying to take on "The Legendary Pokemon" takes guts!

Luxray:
BUT! You're so undeserving that you got denied!
I've stopped listening, and have a Substitute to provide.
You should quit your roars, because Kanto is old.
Have you even seen my shiny? It's pure gold!

Arcanine:
Excluding the fact that I'm also yellow!
I've founded a fairer opponent. Tell Growlithe hello.
I run over 6,000 miles every day of my life!
I sling my Charcoal through your head life a knife!

Luxray:
Now it's confirmed your every held item stinks.
I would steal your lines, but you couldn't beat Shinx.
And while you're simple, I have Lynx to mythology.
Constellation of the Leo, and you won't get my apology!

Who's that sneaking up behind them? Could it be the fiercer Lion? YES! It's
Pyroaaaaaaaaar
Arcanine: Hey this was our battle!
Luxray: And we don't use 6th gen sprites!
Fuck you, I do what I want.
AHEM
PYROAAAAAAAAAAR!

Pyroar:
STOP YOUR SHITTY RHYMES, THIS RIVALRY CAN GO NO MORE
Besides, Kalos is more beautiful, tis' mon amore.
I'm so important, I got two different forms,
Male and Female, my moxie will make you wish you weren't born.
Are you not unnerved? Why don't you take a gander?
I'm given Flare love from Aliana and Lysandre
That's my 10,000 degrees, and you can't stand the heat.
From Hoenn to Unova everyone knows you got beat!

Oh my! It's the Legendary bearded Lion in the Lion reserve! This is a rare moment! It's
Cobalion!!
Cobalion:
And without Fighting, I was able to steal the mic, now you're cryin'!
A couple of flaming posers against Cobalion?!
Pyroar, your snarls don't register in my dex as scary!
And you're not gonna frighten me by disabling berries!
Luxray, you're cheap blue clown in the shell of a star,
Rippin' off Disney movies, why don't they call you scar?
Arcanine, you're from Kanto and plain.
Ya best get burn heal, words from your Blaine!

OH MY! KING OF THE JUNGLE! ALL NON LIONS GO INTO THE FACILITY. WE MIGHT GET KILLED BY-
Enteiiiiiiii!
Entei:
You think I'm a dog? Then you're gonna go through hell.
You all are nothing but your pre-evolutions in a bigger shell!
My Pressure will show that I spit beauty like a haiku.
I can fight without fleeing, slay without Suicune or Raikou
The original legendary Lion is high flyin' without wings
A Volcano will erupt just when my nice voice sings!
The pokeathelon doesn't lie, my stamina stings!
You're under my watch while you're grey like lord of the rings!
The best killer bearing fangs of might disbands from the trio!
To beat shinky-dink, growly-wowly, a wannabe me and a Litleo!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF
*Growls*
POKEMON!!!!

[Katz]

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EDIT: wo

Ok I've cracked the code. As Offender I can post freely in FMERBoH and ERBoH Discussion.
So be expecting Totally not Nidoking vs. Certainly not Nidoqueen a little later.