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    Nice battles! I do have another rap battle suggestion if you'd like to hear it.




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    Quote Originally Posted by NiceChristina View Post
    Nice battles! I do have another rap battle suggestion if you'd like to hear it.
    Glad you like them, Christina. and I'm always open to suggestions!
    Let's make a video for the ERB crew: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...898#post371898

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    Cool! It's been on my mind lately and I really needed to let it out: Can you PLEASE do a King Tut vs. James Dean rap battle? Thank you very much! Just let me know what you think.




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    Quote Originally Posted by NiceChristina View Post
    Cool! It's been on my mind lately and I really needed to let it out: Can you PLEASE do a King Tut vs. James Dean rap battle? Thank you very much! Just let me know what you think.
    Sure! Added to the list!
    Let's make a video for the ERB crew: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...898#post371898

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    Awesome! Thanks! :D




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    RBM RAP BATTLE 3: RONALD MCDONALD VS RICHARD SIMMONS

    RBM RAP BATTLS

    RICHARD SIMMONS

    VS

    RONALD MCDONALD

    Begin!

    Ronald:

    Here comes Micky D to serve up some fries
    I flow like soda and I'm gonna rise
    This McChicken will get flattened by my big shoe size
    I'll watch you get mauled by my pom-pom guys
    We're the Happy Meal Gang and you're a fitness nerd
    And smiles aren't the only things that we're gonna serve
    While you're sweatin' to the oldies 'till you start to pant
    The only meat you're hungry for is the one in man pants
    You're a flop, Richie...you move like Wacko Jacko
    I make bigger cash, bigger asses, and with a better Afro
    Slide into my Play Place, and have a snack, bro
    'Cause like Katrina I blow Louisianian assholes

    Richard:

    Step to the right then step to the left
    Then tie a noose around your neck
    'Cause I make people feel the best
    The world is better without your jest
    You fatten fuckers up, while I keep a working beat
    I'm the MC of DVDs, so Sit Tight in your seat
    Why have a charity house if you still kill consumers
    With shitty-ass food and fake meat rumors?
    You can't simmer the Simmons, you creepy man
    I'll beat a failure like your game in Japan
    Your role is marketing, while I'm a role model
    And I still prefer Wendy's to Rosie O' Donald's

    Ronald:

    You're famous for Fish Hooks and dressing like Borat
    You'd snap like a toothpick, baby, you need more fat
    Fitness expert? How are you still alive?
    Put down the tank top 'cause you're SIXTY-FUCKING-FIVE

    Richard:

    You think I dress funny? Look in the mirror
    I'm not the one in this battle that dresses like a queer
    You'll never be macho with that attitude, punk
    And I can exercise at this age 'cause I don't eat your junk

    WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

    REFERENCE GUIDE
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    Ronald:

    Here comes Micky D to serve up some fries
    Micky D's is a nickname fore McDonald's. Fries are used as "burns" or "insults" in this context.
    I flow like soda and I'm gonna rise
    Soda rises...
    This McChicken will get flattened by my big shoe size
    McChicken is the chicken served at McDonald's and he's basically calling Simmons a chicken. Ronald is a clown, so he wold have huge shoes.
    I'll watch you get mauled by my pom-pom guys
    The Fry Kids are characters sometimes painted on Play Place walls at McDonald's.
    We're the Happy Meal Gang and you're a fitness nerd
    The Happy meal Gang are basically McDonald's characters.
    And smiles aren't the only things that we're gonna serve
    Happy Meals are marketed to serve up smiles, and Ronald is saying that he's gonna "serve" Richard.
    While you're sweatin' to the oldies 'till you start to pant
    Sweatin' to the Oldies is a fitness series by Simmons.
    The only meat you're hungry for is the one in man pants
    Ronald is accusing Richard Simmons of loving dick and being gay because of his flamboyant actions.
    You're a flop, Richie...you move like Wacko Jacko
    "Flop" as in a failure and "flop" as in flipping burger patties. Wacko Jacko is a popular image of a creepy Michael Jackson face (look it up on Google images), so he's saying that Richard moves like a retarded version of Michael Jackson.
    I make bigger cash, bigger asses, and with a better Afro
    Ronald makes more money, makes people have bigger butts due to McDonald's foods being fattening, and has a better fro than Simmons, who has a little Afro.
    Slide into my Play Place, and have a snack, bro
    The Play Place is the playground inside of the restaurants and usually has slides.
    'Cause like Katrina I blow Louisianian assholes
    Richard is from New Orleans. Hurricane Katrina blew away a large portion of Louisiana. By blow asshole in this context, though, he's saying that his food will give him diarrhea and blow his asshole.

    Richard:

    Step to the right then step to the left
    Then tie a noose around your neck
    Simmons giving directions for exercise like in his DVDs and, for Ronald, telling him to kill himself.
    'Cause I make people feel the best
    [b]Part of Simmons' marketing is making people "feel the best".
    The world is better without your jest
    Without McDonald's, we would probably see less fat people.
    You fatten fuckers up, while I keep a working beat
    In his dance videos, Richard directs choreography to a beat. He's saying he can keep a beat in a rap battle.
    I'm the MC of DVDs, so Sit Tight in your seat
    One of the Richard Simmons fitness DVDs is Sit Tight. he's telling Ronald to sit down.
    Why have a charity house if you still kill consumers
    Richard is bringing forth the irony of having a charity house (the Ronald McDonald House) if McDonald's food kills people.
    With shitty-ass food and fake meat rumors?
    McDonald's uses fake meat.
    You can't simmer the Simmons, you creepy man
    I'll beat a failure like your game in Japan
    He's calling Ronald a failure and saying he can beat a failure like he can beat the Japanese video game starring Ronald (it exists) which he also considers a failure.
    Your role is marketing, while I'm a role model
    And I still prefer Wendy's to Rosie O' Donald's
    He says he prefers eating at Wendy's, another fast food restaurant, than eating at "Rosie O' Donald's", making fun of McDonald's making people fat. Rossie O' Donnell is a famous female personality who is considered obese and Richard has even appeared on her show before.

    Ronald:

    You're famous for Fish Hooks and dressing like Borat
    Fish Hooks is a Disney Channel show in which Simmons voices a character. Borat is a movie character that dresses in a green banana hammock. Don't look up that picture, please. Ew.
    You'd snap like a toothpick, baby, you need more fat
    Simmons is skinny.
    Fitness expert? How are you still alive?
    Most "fitness experts" use fad diets and fail at their job.
    Put down the tank top 'cause you're SIXTY-FUCKING-FIVE
    Simmons wears tank tops a lot. He's also sixty five years old, which is old.

    Richard:

    You think I dress funny? Look in the mirror
    I'm not the one in this battle that dresses like a queer
    Richard Simmons' clothing is usually skimpy and revealing, so people would associate him with being gay. He's saying that Ronald McDonald dresses gayer because he's a clown.
    You'll never be macho with that attitude, punk
    And I can exercise at this age 'cause I don't eat your junk
    Once again, McDonald's food makes you fat. This could also be considered a gay joke but...eh.
    Let's make a video for the ERB crew: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...898#post371898

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    I love this :3
    Thank you for making it :D

  8. #28
    That was awesome!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D




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    Quote Originally Posted by Stofferex View Post
    I love this :3
    Thank you for making it :D
    Quote Originally Posted by NiceChristina View Post
    That was awesome!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D
    You're welcome
    Let's make a video for the ERB crew: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...898#post371898

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    I also like to thank you for adding the King Tut vs. James Dean rap battle for me. I'm so looking forward to it. :D




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