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    Quote Originally Posted by NiceChristina View Post
    I also like to thank you for adding the King Tut vs. James Dean rap battle for me. I'm so looking forward to it. :D
    You're welcome! That battle will be the next one after Edward Kenway vs John Wilkes Booth
    Let's make a video for the ERB crew: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...898#post371898

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    Oh to the yeah!




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    RBM RAP BATTLE 4: EDWARD KENWAY VS JOHN WILKES BOOTH

    RBM RAP BATTLES

    EDWARD KENWAY

    VS

    JOHN WILKES BOOTH

    Begin!

    Booth:

    I'm about to pop the brains outta this fraud assassin
    You won't believe the trouble you got your ass in
    Why don't you quit your pirate's life and ditch the Creed
    I've been on the loose since I did...the deed
    You're a Welsh from hell and I'm telling the truth
    Better log off the Animus if you step in my booth
    You stand no chance, Ken, might wanna set sail
    I've seen better pirates on Veggie Tales

    Kenway:

    (sea shanty: Leave Her Johnny)
    ♫ I thought I heard my client say: Go kick Johnny's beaver ♫
    ♫ 'Cause this bitch's broke-leg style sucks more than skeeter ♫
    I heard you're an actor, but no need to warm up
    Supporting roles shouldn't act so tough
    You're a Confederate slave who tried to get away
    But ended up getting hung when you hit the hay
    I'll capture this Abraham wake-up alarm
    And burn him so bad it'll drop the barn

    Booth:

    I may hate the slaves, but I'll set my rhymes free
    You're more whiny than your grandson: WHERE IS CHARLES LEE?
    I fucked more pretty women than Ezio Auditore
    While you neglected your whore, but that's a different story

    Kenway:

    I kill so many Templars it's not even fair
    You aren't even fresh and you were born in Bel Air
    You suck at escapes, so might as well stay here
    I'll go load up my cannons while you catch up on Shakespeare

    WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

    REFERENCE GUIDE
    Spoiler: 
    Booth:

    I'm about to pop the brains outta this fraud assassin
    Booth assassinated Lincoln by shooting him in the head. Kenway became an assassin after killing one and taking his clothes and job.
    You won't believe the trouble you got your ass in
    Why don't you quit your pirate's life and ditch the Creed
    A Pirate's Life for Me is a famous Disney song. Assassins in the Assassin's Creed series follow "the Creed", basically an assassin oath.
    I've been on the loose since I did...the deed
    The deed as in assassinating Lincoln. Don't wanna give it away, right?
    You're a Welsh from hell and I'm telling the truth
    Kenway is Welsh.
    Better log off the Animus if you step in my booth
    The Animus is the virtual reality computer system in the Assassin's Creed franchise. Also, "booth" as in John Wilkes Booth. Hehehe...
    You stand no chance, Ken, might wanna set sail
    I've seen better pirates on Veggie Tales
    The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything is a Veggie Tales episode in which, well, they don't do shit.

    Kenway:

    (sea shanty: Leave Her Johnny)
    The pirates sing catchy sea shanties in Black Flag. Look this one up.
    ♫ I thought I heard my client say: Go kick Johnny's beaver ♫
    Beaver is a nickname for vagina.
    ♫ 'Cause this bitch's broke-leg style sucks more than skeeter ♫
    Broke-leg as in Booth broke his leg when falling after trying to escape Union soldiers. Also, a skeeter is a mosquito, and they SUCK blood.
    I heard you're an actor, but no need to warm up
    Booth was a very famous actor during his time. Actors warm-up before performances.
    Supporting roles shouldn't act so tough
    Kenway is belittling Booth's talent by calling him a supporting role, or a side-character in theater.
    You're a Confederate slave who tried to get away
    Confederates in the American Civil War wanted to keep slaves and Booth supported them, while Kenway is playing off of that by calling him a slave to them or, in other words, their bitch. Booth also tried escaping after killing Lincoln.
    But ended up getting hung when you hit the hay
    Booth was hung after getting caught. "Hit the hay" means to be put to rest but this is also referring to how Booth fell and also hid in a barn during his escape.
    I'll capture this Abraham wake-up alarm
    And burn him so bad it'll drop the barn
    Pursuers of Booth tried burning the barn he was hiding in to the ground in order to find him.

    Booth:

    I may hate the slaves, but I'll set my rhymes free
    Booth supported slavery.
    You're more whiny than your grandson: WHERE IS CHARLES LEE?
    Connor, grandson of Kenway and protagonist of Assassin's Creed 3, always whined about finding and killing a man named Charles Lee, who was responsible for his mother's demise.
    I fucked more pretty women than Ezio Auditore
    Ezio was the protagonist of many of the Assassin's Creed games and was charming enough to land some babes.
    While you neglected your whore, but that's a different story
    Kenway and his wife had some troubles because Kenway pursued a life of adventure while she disagreed. Play the game to understand.

    Kenway:

    I kill so many Templars it's not even fair
    Templars are the antagonists of the Assassin's Creed series.
    You aren't even fresh and you were born in Bel Air
    Booth was born in Bel Air, Maryland. The Fresh Prince of Bel Air was a popular sitcom in the nineties.
    You suck at escapes, so might as well stay here
    Booth failed his escape plan and died because of his failure.
    I'll go load up my cannons while you catch up on Shakespeare
    Cannons are on pirate ships. Booth was an actor and even did Shakespeare plays.
    Let's make a video for the ERB crew: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...898#post371898

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    AWESOME RAP BATTLE!!!!! Can't wait to see my request! Super excited!!!
    Last edited by NiceChristina; 07-14-2014 at 10:15 PM. Reason: Spelled rap wrong. Also spelled request wrong. Fingers acting stupid.




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    Quote Originally Posted by NiceChristina View Post
    AWESOME RAP BATTLE!!!!! Can't wait to see my request! Super excited!!!
    thanks! it is coming soon!
    Let's make a video for the ERB crew: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...898#post371898

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    *does the happy dance* YAY!!!!!!!




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    RBM RAP BATTLE 5: KING TUT VS JAMES DEAN

    RBM RAP BATTLES

    KING TUT

    VS

    JAMES DEAN

    Begin!

    Tut:

    I'm getting raised from the dead like I was written by Romero
    So I can show this little rebel the Curse of the Pharaoh
    Your movie had no cause because it had you in
    But like your Porsche, my raps break the speed limit
    Teenage icon? You've already been forgotten
    Your pansy car will get totaled by two-tank-amen
    So go run East of Eden or suffer Giant defeat
    You've rotted Jimmy Dean...you're dead fucking meat

    Dean:

    Take off your burial mask 'cause your brain can't fit
    I wanted to fight bulls until I heard your bullshit
    Man...I'm so cool, but my raps get hotter
    Though my disses will freeze you like your stillborn daughters
    You wear a jar on your head while my hair stays slick
    And my sweet ass awards are worth more than your dick
    This is coming from a teen star, so let's make things clear:
    Even I can't put up with a kid for nine years

    Tut:

    Now let's hike the dull desert of your life, dummy
    You got sexually abused after your mom turned to mummy
    My people made a larger army than your fans will ever make
    You call yourself a Quaker? Time to make this kid shake

    Dean:

    Well you married your half-sister, but you're half girl yourself
    Your girly lip-stick face is now on historian's shelves
    I'll fuck up this guy and I ain't even gay
    And I'd take a dancing Steve Martin over you any day

    WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE

    REFERENCE GUIDE
    Spoiler: 
    Tut:

    I'm getting raised from the dead like I was written by Romero
    Egyptian lore is all about mummies coming back from the dead. George Romero is a famous director who directed many horror flicks about zombie apocalypses such as Night of the Living Dead.
    So I can show this little rebel the Curse of the Pharaoh
    Rebel Without a Cause is the most famous movie to star Dean. Curses are associated with King Tut's tomb and Egyptian stories.
    Your movie had no cause because it had you in
    Rebel WITHOUT A CAUSE....hehehe....but he's calling Dean boring.
    But like your Porsche, my raps break the speed limit
    Dean died in a car crash driving over the speed limit in a Porsche.
    Teenage icon? You've already been forgotten
    Teenagers go through fads and then break away.
    Your pansy car will get totaled by two-tank-amen
    Dean died in a car crash, and Tut is saying that he would total him as "two-tank-amen" is a play on words of Tut's real name: Tutankhamun.
    So go run East of Eden or suffer Giant defeat
    East of Eden and Giant are the other two famous Dean movies.
    You've rotted Jimmy Dean...you're dead fucking meat
    Rot as in mummification. Jimmy Dean, James' nickname, is also the name of a meat company that makes sausages, and that James is dead MEAT.

    Dean:

    Take off your burial mask 'cause your brain can't fit
    Tut's burial mask is a popular image, and looks so tight it would probably block brain circulation or some shit.
    I wanted to fight bulls until I heard your bullshit
    Dean wanted to be a bullfighter at one point.
    Man...I'm so cool, but my raps get hotter
    Dean looks like a stereotypical "cool guy".
    Though my disses will freeze you like your stillborn daughters
    Tut had two stillborn daughters. Ouch.
    You wear a jar on your head while my hair stays slick
    A wooden bust of Tut made it look like he wore a jar on his head.
    And my sweet ass awards are worth more than your dick
    Dean won quit a few awards for his acting talent. He's saying that they are worth more than Tut's genitals which would be worth a lot as it's a historical artifact.
    This is coming from a teen star, so let's make things clear:
    Even I can't put up with a kid for nine years
    Tut ruled for nine years in Egypt. Dean is saying that even as a teen himself, he's hate to put up with a bratty teen for nine years.

    Tut:

    Now let's hike the dull desert of your life, dummy
    Egypt is desert-y. Tut is calling Dean's life dull and dry like a desert.
    You got sexually abused after your mom turned to mummy
    Dean claimed to have been sexually abused after his mom died.
    My people made a larger army than your fans will ever make
    You call yourself a Quaker? Time to make this kid shake
    Dean was a Quaker and Quakers believe that they will shake when going to heaven or some shit like that.

    Dean:

    Well you married your half-sister, but you're half girl yourself
    Tut did in fact marry his half sister and Dean is saying that Tut is half girl, playing off half-sister.
    Your girly lip-stick face is now on historian's shelves
    Look at a bust of Tut. He looks like a girl.
    I'll fuck up this guy and I ain't even gay
    Dean claimed to not be a homo but was reported to have sexual relations with other men. "Fuck up" as in brutality but played off as a sex joke.
    And I'd take a dancing Steve Martin over you any day
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgTPH5y1-ZI&feature=kp
    Last edited by RBM; 07-15-2014 at 06:50 PM.
    Let's make a video for the ERB crew: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...898#post371898

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    AWESOME!!!!!!! Thank you, Thank you!




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    Quote Originally Posted by NiceChristina View Post
    AWESOME!!!!!!! Thank you, Thank you!
    no prob
    Let's make a video for the ERB crew: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...898#post371898

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    how about Jimi Hendrix vs Bob Marley?

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