XRDL's Rap Battles

[laithXRLD555]

I have a new battle thread here: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...les-of-History

[laithXRLD555]

Here is my first battle hope you like it:
Epic XRDL Rap Battles of History 1 George Washington Vs Captain America

Epic XRDL Rap Battles of History
Epic XRDL Rap Battles of History 1 Captain America Vs. George Washington (Cover made by J1coupe)
Captain America

Vs


George Washington


BEGIN
Captain America:

Wait,when were you,elected as president
I don’t even think that,your education was relevant
Stop rapping, go eat Ronaldo’s Brazilian nuts
I would fight with you, but you don’t even have the guts
Washington D.C., Didn’t you name that?
You didn’t live there ‘cuz you are a wooden horseshoe bat
You’re ashamed,to shake hands,with your people
Well, at least, they can chew an apple
George Washington:

Stop! I lost my teeth but at least I kept my mother
I’ll bring Peggy Carton, and then I’ll fuck her
You nominated you’re self as president, then ran away
While, I’m the first president, in the USA
The first avenger, that’s more like a stranger
I bet people mistake you with the blue power ranger
You’re 94 years old, your end is near
Today you'll wave goodbye, to your career
Captain America:

You just talk, but do nothing when on the field
I'll block your fucking rhymes by, using my shield
I will make you scream "Captain America is extreme"
I'm loyal to nothing except to the destruction of your dream
George Washington:Edit

You can't beat me, I AM WASHINGTON
Did you say anythin', or you're about to begin
With you're puny little eyes and, crocodile skin
I don't know why you're rapping, America knows that I'll win
Who Won?
Who is next?
You decide
EEEEEEEpic (America) Rap Battles of history
Rap Meanings

Captain America:

Line 1: He is saying thet George Washington is very old and no one cares about him
Line 2: George Washington stopped school at an early age
Line 3: One of George's favourite foods were Brazillian nuts and Ronaldo is a famous Brazilian footballer so he is basically saying that George Washington should suck Ronaldo's dick
Line 4: Captain America says that George is scared from him
Line 5: Introduction to the second verse and Washington named Washington
Line 6: He says that George didn't live their because he loved wood and wooden-horseshoe bat is a type of bat.
Line 7: George Washington didn't shake hands with people
Line 8: He is saying that because Washington lost all of his teeth at a certain age so he couldn't chew an apple
George Washington:

Line 1: Captain America's mother died when he was young but George's didn't also he replied on his last line
Line 2: Peggy Carter is Captain America's love. So he makes fun of her name and says that he'll fuck her
Line 3: A joke marvel made was to make Captain America in the elections but then they removed it
Line 4: George Washington is the first president in the USA
Line 5: He is saying that Captain America is a stranger
Line 6: Captain America is blue so George says that he is unrecognized that peopke will think that he is the blue power ranger.
Line 7: Washington says that the Captain is very old and that he will end soon
Line 8: Ordering Captain America to stop what he's doing because his career will end
Captain America:

Line 9: He is saying that George can't perform actions that will help or take some effort
Line 10: Captain America's shield blocks everything so he will block George's annoying rhymes
Line 11: The Captain tells is that he will make Washington obey him and be afraid of him.
Line 12: George Washington's dreams will be destroyed by Captain America
George Washington:

Line 9: It's simply just saying that Captain America can't beat George

Line 10: He is making fun of The Captain's verses becase he didn't feel that this was a battle
Line 11: George is making fun of Captain America's look
Line 12: Finally Washington states that this battle has no meaning because the USA knows that Washington will win

[laithXRLD555]

Epic XRDL Rap Battles of History 2 Usain Bolt Vs. Sonic the Hedgehog

Epic Rap Battles of History
Usain Bolt
Epic XRDL Rap Battles of History Usain Bolt Vs. Sonic the Hedgehog feat. The Flash (Thanks again to J1coupe for the awesome covers)
Vs.
Sonic the Hedgehog
BEGIN!!!!!!
Usain Bolt:

I’m Usain, also known as the lightnin’ bolt
If I was electrical I’ll be faster than 1,000,000 volts
You’re called sonic yeah, I heard about you
Listen hedgehog I’ll hand you back to your zoo
I raced Beijing and won with untied shoes
You want to be a roasted hedgehog will you choose
Makin’ 20 mills a year, can you beat that?
I need the same amount of paper to list everything you suck at
Sonic:

You know why I'll beat you, 'cuz I run forward and backwards
The one thing that I can’t count, is the number of my awards
Suck it bitch I can run faster than 3,000 km per hour
You’re a sweaty black man you really need a shower
I’m making gaming awesome since 1991
You want to race 3 miles? Whoop I’m done
Run as fast as you can with your stomach full of nuggets
While I'm getting my bullets between your mom's brackets
Usain Bolt:

As long as I'm in great shape, nobody beats me, for sure
You're just a donkey kong rippoff, while I'm on a world tour
I'm destroying world records, getting gold medals
While you're on the line waiting to make out with knuckles
Look, there's a lightning bolt, well think fast
Sorry I didn't realize, that this'll make a blast
(Sonic gets striked by a lightning bolt and explodes so what will happen no... What is this red thing running so fast it's the "The Flash")
The Flash:

Hey it's scarlet speedster in the house, did you know that?
I saw you once in a parrallel universe actually running fast
From my speed I can time travel, so I would kill you in the past
And then finally I can get rid of this Jamaican dick at last
You battled sonic well this'll sure be different
Well let's have race, I'll walk while you'll sprint

Yea I remembered now you're the dog in the disney movie right
Sorry I can't respect you, 'cuz you're black while I'm white
I don't care about the money you make in dollars or cash
I saved the world, shut up, 'cuz you just got owned by the flash
Who Won?!
Who's Next ???
You Decide
Epic *swift of air* Rap Battles of History

[laithXRLD555]

Epic XRDL Rap Battles of History 3:

Epic XRDL Rap Battles of History
Bruce Banner
Vs.
Dr. Jekyll
Begin

Bruce Banner:

I’ll devour this doc’s lacerated insides out.
Then trim yo’ hair! So I don’t mistake you as a wombat.
How can you stop me, my rhymes are MARVELous.
You couldn’t steal from a hot dog vender in Los Angeles.
Your magician’s hat is no match for my brain.
Nuke Britain up, relocate you to Spain.
When I’m done annihilating you no one will avenge you.
While my Avengers help me in annihilating your mom too.

Dr. Jekyll:

This genius will shove you in a slaughtering abyss.
The only wombat there is, is your mother’s clitoris
Call me William Shakespeare for my well written raps,
And call me Al Capone for my notorious acts
You never think it through, you just go there and pillage
How did you did you get your PhD. An ink spillage!
Banner got his period; he’ll turn into red hulk
Or that green sewage ass that’s a size of a bulk.

Hulk:

HULK SMASH! You fucking virgin prick.
This is World War Hulk, You’re a sad ass chick flick.
You unleashed my alter ego and now will lose this battle.
Worse than Louis Stevenson’s crippled novel character.

Mr.Hyde:

Hahahahaha you think there a possibility to challenge me.
I used my own mind to turn, not a gamma ray misery.
Just a total rip-off, you and Stan Lee.
Prepare to get erased and forgotten completely.

Who Won?
Who's Next?
You Decide!
Epic *roar* XRDL Rap Battles of History

[laithXRLD555]

Epic XRDL Battles of History 4:

Spiderman
Vs.
Tarzan
BEGIN!!!!
Spiderman:

Pssst over here ma’am oh what you’re a guy.
You African chimp… ughh this stench ohh my!
Strip teasing in a loincloth I wish this battle’s over soon.
I should save mankind, burn the Oscorpse of this baboon.
Helping NYC like always, and stinging chumps with my rhymes.
“The Amazing” is needed elsewhere to help with meaningful crimes.
Jump all you want, while I polish my swinging crown, you wild Tarzan.
Aheohah pass that to your mom ‘fore you get drowned by Spider-Man.
Tarzan:

You idiot freak spider, run away to your Charlotte of a Web again.
On way to you home pay a visit to London, specifically Big Ben.
Put me large ape dick, against you itsy bitsy spider balls.
When my come out PenGwen follow like fly to light source.
He too afraid people know bus Parker is nation savior.
I have animal to do spider infestation for you bad behavior.
JJJ give you his Bugle, and it’s also daily.
Me no just king of jungle but also king of Disney.
Spider-Man:

We all know that brilliant Stan Lee easily kicks Walt’s ass.
If you think you’ll beat me George you must be high on gas.
I didn’t live with my parents but I wasn’t raised by an ape.
Start learning English instead of trying to start a sex tape.
Tarzan:

Look you asshole I stomp you like insect you are.
Me have Jane in me life, you and G no go this far.
Me made Vines people care about, see what it did.
After that battle spidey you be no blue and all red.

[@Dumbledore]

Not bad. I like the Big Ben reference. Welcome to the forum.

[laithXRLD555]

Thanks I'm not that good but I'm trying to improve.

[@Dumbledore]

Thanks I'm not that good but I'm trying to improve.

Yeah. The 4th one is better than than the others so thats an improvement.

[Dr. Ninja]

I completely forgot about Tarzan's language and thought you just had bad grammar on Tarzan's part, but I realized it was intentional.However Spiderman won this battle. And don't worry, your battles are good. I didn't start off well when I started making battles.

[@Dumbledore]

I didn't start off well when I started making battles.

Same here. About a year ago (ages before I joined the forum) I thought I was doing good. Reading my rap battles now I realise how bad they were (they were bad). But I can see a difference between what I wrote then and what I write now (and I still try to improve). Practice will definitely make you better.