Total Drama Forum Edition: Season IV

[Turtlesauce]

Y adonis

[Spars]

Sam's reference guide and I lost Adonis'

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After this battle’s done, you won’t want to save the replay.
A reference to the Pokemon Showdown tournament, where you're supposed to save a replay after you finish the battle to prove you won. I'm saying Adonis will want to forget this battle happened, so he won't want to save the replay.
So much grump, it’s like you’ve been sitting on a chairleg all day.
When someone has a "stick up their butt", it means they're always angry, and if you're sitting on a chairleg, then you have a stick up your butt. Also an obvious reference to Adonis' chairleg meme.
Your chances of beating me are just a myth, Adonis.
Adonis was a god in Greek mythology.
You can only desire to have the amazing beauty of this goddess.
A reference to a meme that's sort of on the rise on these forums. "i am thankful for this amazing beauty, beautiful soul, and perfect embodiment of a goddess. the world would truly be a shitty place without me". This is also a reference to how Adonis was the Greek god of desire and beauty.
This flame Warring Flareon is about to go down in flames.
A reference to some of Adonis flame wars, and his old Flareon nickname. Also a reference to The Other Other Guys theme song, "War the Muscial".
Squidward Tennisball’s getting served, Cool-It with all the names.
Adonis had double accounts called Squidward Tenniballs and Cheez-It. There's also a tennis ball pun in here. In tennis, you begin every point by "serving a tennisball".
This isn’t Fight Club, Brad boy, you’re SUPPOSED to talk about ERB.
A reference to the movie Fight Club, with star Brad Pitt. "First rule of Fight Club is you do NOT talk about Fight Club." I'm saying Adonis thinks this forum is like Fight Club, because he very rarely talks about ERB nowadays. Also a Brad joke and a bad boy pun.
Doesn’t take much work to beat you, I can do it fucking casually.
Doing something casually means that you do it in a simple manner that does not take much effort. This is also a reference to a comment that got Adonis offender'd in which he called Zoroark a "stupid fucking casual".

You may look up to me, but I’ll be your death idol.
Reference to the Death Idol that got Adonis eliminated. If Adonis looks up to me, it would make me his idol.
Think you’re so rich? Well heads up, you lost to a coin in Survivor.
In a survivor game a few days back, the final 3 were Adonis, Lohuy and I, and I won immunity, so I decided to flip a coin to determine who should get eliminated. The coin was heads and so Adonis was eliminated. "Rich" and "heads up" are money puns.
I won this battle before it started, already planning for PolarBore,
I'm saying that I already won and have already started writing lyrics against PolarBore, who is likely my next round opponent.
Because I drop rhymes sharp like pineapples on the floor!
A reference to an Adonis quote. "fuck i dropped my pineapple on the floor". Pineapples are sharp. This is also a "drop" pun.

Polar vs King ref guide:

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King in the North
This will be a harder loss for you than your country versus Germany
Brazil got destroyed by Germany in the world cup semi-finals, Polar happens to be from Brazil
I'll sit here sipping my tea, while I dis you universally
I am a Britfag - we sip tea
I'll stick you between two slices of bread as if you were Jill
Jill Sandwich was Polar's first name, obviously I'm playing with the sandwich part
Your terrible joke battles actually reflect your true skill!
Polar started the infamous Terrible Joke Battles of Meh
By Josh I will beat you, my rhymes are sublime
Josh is my god, self-praising line, woot
Your villainy is a mashup between Lohuy and Brine
Polar is regarded as the new "villain" after Lohuy and Brine (both terrible villains) got banned, I'm saying he's the worst of both worlds
Come on Janet, grow a pear, admit that you're not evil
Polar is Janet and pears are his thing, oh, and he's not that evil
You did nothing this whole season, call it a REDUX Sequel
REDUX was left on the shelf too long


PolarBore:
You 'avin a Giggle, m8? Let Cheese give your TDFE run an outline
(Giggles and SwagCheese were both members of King's group, Xdom. "You 'avin a Giggle, m8?" originated in the United Kingdom, where King lives. Cheese was my name on Chatzy for a while. Everytime SwagCheese made a banner, he'd put a black outline on the characters.)
Had a Super GOD Support your Brony ass and tell you who to vote for every time.
(Super GOD is a bit of a forum meme, referencing the Walmart vs Target ERBParodies. King was let out of a 2 week ban because he "made BronySupport more active", even though that was just him making a bunch of accounts there and talking to himself on the chat. One of King's many names here were "God of Bronies".)
This "Friendship" of ours is over, but I'm still a Magic motherfucker
(Referencing "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" as well as this: http://youtu.be/lQDKT7xeZ2g?t=39s. Harry Potter is set and was written in the UK. Also a subtle reference to one of my names here, Snarry Snotter.)
How fitting that the head of Necromortis is a deadbeat necrobumper.
(King once changed the name of Xdom to Necromortis. Deadbeat is a play on the name, as well as a reference to how King lost his mod job, as deadbeat means "A person who does not work". King has an infraction for necrobumping, another play on Necromortis.)
Polar goes Polar like Ice, spitting Fyre and frying this guy
(King once made a double account named IceFyre. Here I'm comparing the Ice part to my name, and making a play on Fyre and fry.)
Killing him off quicker than George R.R., but this time nobody's going to cry!
(George R.R. Martin, writer of the Game of Thrones series that King is a huge fan of, is known for killing off major characters and "feeding off on the tears of the fans". "A Song of Ice and Fire" is the name of the book series that the show Game of Thrones is based off of.)
Now I'm sorry if I Offend, and I'm sorry if my raps are too much to Manage
(King was an offender, and we always forgot to manage his posts. Here I make a play on "Offend" and "Manage".)
But I'll go Ban-H.A.M.-mer on your ass if you don't take that spam and can it.
(When someone bans another, people call it "Giving the banhammer". Here I make a play on the "ham" in "hammer" and "H.A.M.", an acronym for "Hard as a Motherfucker". A lot of King's 22,000 posts were spam posts, and spam is canned ham. A response to King's comment about Janet.)


King in the North:
Why don't you put that you're demoted in your own sig?
Reference to a thread that ERB Crazy made calling someone out on changing his sig. Everyone (jokingly) blamed Polar for it and Sam threatened to demote him. I'm telling Polar to put that he's demoted in his own sig rather than mess with someone else's. Also a reference to the time when Dion was having a giggle and demoted Polar to a regular mod before Sam elevated him up again.
Like your cousin you'll be banned thanks to a brown kid
There was a troll on here called Magical Dolphins who claimed to be Polar's cousin. One of the last things he did before getting banned was make a blog in which he got punched by a brown kid who he called a Taliban. I, myself, am a brown kid and I'm telling Polar he will be banned (eliminated) from the competition thanks to me like Magical Dolphins was banned from the forum thanks to his brown kid story.
I'll Robb you of victory, a Stark contrast to your plan
So yeah, this is a play of Robb Stark's - aka the King in the North's - name.
I'll tell you one more time, stop dancing with Sam!
Sam and Polar have been in an alliance for a while. Stop dancing him is a popular quote used in regards to Polar. I'm telling Polar to stop dancing with Sam as in stop being in an alliance with him. So yeah.


I've got no relations with that crook, don't get it twisted, Hen-tied Knot
(A response to King's comment about Sam. Sam is a "President". This references President Clinton's "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" quote, President Nixon's "I am not a crook" quote, and President Obama's "Don't get it twisted" line in the ERB he was in. "The Untied Knot" is an obscure band from the UK, where KitN lives, that was brought up during Newton vs Nye discussion for their song "Carl Sagan" and Dante's "You'll be in a knot" hint. KitN once posted Hentai, which sounds similar to Untied. The "don't get it twisted" applies to both the Hentai and the knot, as in calling Hentai the "messed up" twisted and the twisting knots twisted.)
You're just Mad that you're a Punk-ass Ballsakura with no CoK!
(A reference to the "You're just mad that I just ***** you and had you eliminated" forum meme, as well as a reference to KitN's past names "The Mad Hatter", "The Steam Punk", "Sakura", and "God of Kaoss/GoK". BBGUN once called KitN "Ballsakura". KitN and Wumbo once pretended KitN was a girl, and WoodenHornets responded with "GoK doesn't have a CoK.")
It's no Mystery that my raps are sharper than the point you're missin'
(KitN helped write "Epic Fap Battles of Mystery" with Batman Heisenberg, and made a thread in Yami Kage about how he did most of the work for it. "You're messing the point, I AM BATMAN!" is a bit of a forum meme that originated in a post by Batman Heisenberg. I'm making a pun on the two kinds of "point".)
After two SHIT verses and two BESTINTHEWORLD, one could say it's "fin".
(KitN once made a double account pretending to be the troll Magical_Dolphins named "Magical_SHIT". MR.BESTINTHEWORLD was one of Magical_Dolphins' names here. Dolphins have fins, so I make a pun on the Dolphin fin and the "The End" fin.)

[Katz]

Honest Confessions About my Colleagues.
Clemi (15th place) - He was a great player to have. But even better to use. Sad that he went first, but he was the biggest weight on our ship.
Lucina (14th place) - THIS FUCKING GIRL. Had she not have left the forums she would've made it far. I don't mean a little far, I mean fucking far. She was obviously one of the private confessional villains, so that would've made for some nice stuff.
Zero (13th place) - He did nothing overall, so it was expected for him to go home. From what I know, he's never been good at this game :P
Uprising (11th place) - Same with Zero accept I feel he could've done amazing had he've been active.
YellowNerd (10th place) - Eh. Not much can be said. He wasn't good, but he wasn't bad. He was clearly good enough to make it far, but not far enough.
Dr. Ninja (9th place) - He came back because of Lucina leaving and let me say, Meh. He didn't make it to far.
Lohuydahutt (8th place) - Lohuy. I believe all the pressure that was going on him led to his inevitable elimination. It was sad to see him go.
BrineBlade (7th place) - HAHAHAHA! THIS LITTLE FUCKER! When I was eliminated I shot a bullet at his wings. It took a little while, but without warning his wings fell off and he crashed into the ground.
SaneButStrange (6th place) - Fuck him. Sure he eliminated me, but it was for the good of his team. He was a great strategist and see him going places in seasons to come.
Gunnut (5th place) - Gonad. Same situation with Lohuy accept it was sort of meh. I saw it coming.
Adonis (4th place) - Our most recent loss. I would've preferred Polar going, but I can't change that.

Remaining 3:
Polar - He tried to be a villain, but blew his maniacal load too early, so he's off next. Prediction: 3rd place.
Sam - The one guy everyone wants to win. That being said he won't. No offense to my only teammate left, but something about him always rubbed me wrong in this game. I have a strong feeling he has a little blood in his lime-aid, if you catch me. Prediction: 2nd place.
King - THE BRILLIANT MAN WHO HAS KEPT SILENT THROUGHOUT THE GAME TO THROW EVERYONE OFF. I ADMIRE HIS WIT. HE. WILL. WIN. MARK MY F*CKING WORDS. Prediction: Winner.

[Milotic]

reference guides should be banned

[Katz]

reference guides should be banned

Mega Lopunny should be banned.

[Poles]

ludwig no.

[Spars]

poalr am ded

[Katz]

ludwig no.

polar yes.

[Dr. Ninja]

Take a look at my history.

Challenges Sambaba has won:
Caption Challenge
Smash Bros. Challenge
Chamber Challenge
Riddle Challenge
Challenge Creating Challenge
Survivor Challenge
Rap Battle Challenge

Challenges Polar won:
Smash Bros. Challenge (but I lasted longer than him)
Challenge Creating Challenge (with me on his team)
Riddle Challenge (which everyone except Brine won)

Challenges King won:
Riddle Challenge (which everyone except Brine won)

Challenges I won:
That Riddle Challenge (Previous season)

[Spars]

Take a look at my history.

Challenges Sambaba has won:
Caption Challengehttp://www.erboh.com/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=379834
Smash Bros. Challenge
Chamber Challenge
Riddle Challenge
Challenge Creating Challenge
Survivor Challenge
Rap Battle Challenge

Challenges Polar won:
Smash Bros. Challenge (but I lasted longer than him)
Challenge Creating Challenge (with me on his team)
Riddle Challenge (which everyone except Brine won)

Challenges King won:
Riddle Challenge (which everyone except Brine won)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHOTS FIRED