Video Game Battle Royale...yet another one

[rangernumberx]

Offense.
"Her soul is weak alone"
I assume you've never battled it or seen someone battle it before.

I would like to point out that I didn't say that. What I said, is that when her soul doesn't have a physical body to tie itself too (as it did with Bowser) it will fade out of existence quickly, a process that was slowed when Fawful sucked it up. I never once said that her soul was weak, especially when it can possess others.

[Spars]

Red angry bird shall win this and prove you wrong.

[Clemi]

#teampumkin

[BrineBlade]

The only reason I'm honestly scared of Lars is because of his Warrior of Rock powers given to him by the GOD OF ROCK!

[Turtlesauce]

#teampumkin

#TeamPumkinGeralt

[Top-Hattington]

Honestly my choice of character was half-joke and half-serious. I don't expect to win at all, but thought the concept of a featureless block moving around leaving an ever-growing trail of death could spice things up in an unconventional way

[Kubby]

Chapter III

Angry Bird was lying on the floor. The Poo Mountain cracked more and more, until a sizable chunk of the thing was torn away, creating a sizable hole and a sizable scat leak. Lars Umlaut witnessed The Great Mighty Poo getting sucked away from its home.
-Hey, don't go away, you haven't yet formed a band with me! - he screamed while readying his guitar. - Oh well. -And Lars wander back to the prison, and played some metal tune to make the fight more interesting
-Ooooh! Can you play some Fear Factory? - the announcer asked
-Alright! - And Lars began playing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYlVQkDz3AY
The Poo was on the street, and the current quickly moved it towards the Red Angry Bird. He grabbed the bird and began singing:

You realise what you've done
Now I'm losing all my shit
Chance of survival, you've got none
So, go, lick my armpit

-Tomba! Do something! - Red bird shouted, and then mumbled - Jeez, I'd rather have Kanye West as my teammate
-No worries! - Tomba replied, and threw a boomerang he apparently had all the time. The bird already was in the most uncomfortable place of Sambaba's character, when boomerang hit him and carried him back to Tomba. However, as Tomba noticed, the avian was dead. Who knows. Perhaps it was the exposure to the GMP, or maybe it was just that boomerang that proved too much for a body weakened by 2 throws
THIRD DEATH - Red Angry Bird
-Oooh! How nice! The alliance breaking award goes to Tomba! Yay! I guess The Great Mighty Poo also had a part in the killing, but whatever... - The omnipresent voice said
-What. - Tomba responded
-Listen, troll - someone behind him said - I lose my temper when I see such a backstabbing swine - And then Tomba got hit straight in the face. By New Age Retro Hippie of all people. He apparently managed to go from the Twilight river to the La Valette Castle walls. And he limped everytime he took a step. What happened?

There actually is someone who actually saw that. Sam Fisher, who still saw everything happening around him, even though he was solidified. Anyways, one chapter lasts longer than 3 turn, so while he was not close to the Hippie, he saw him moonwalking. And going into the siege tower. He gave chase immediately when he unfroze. He ran to the castle as fast as he could. Due to the sonars in his googles, he could see Hippie inside the tower. He aimed carefully, and shot. The wood in the siege tower did affect the bullet's path, but it still hit the Hippie, in the leg. He kept going though. The Splinter Cell protagonist aimed again, but then the beeping disrupted him. He knew that sound. It was the Surround Block, coming straight at him. He dodged the Block with grace, but Hippie limped away already.

Then the Surround Block finally began doing what he's supposed to do and well...surrounded Sam. Sam was in 1x1 pixel space.
-You think that can stop me? - And Mr Fisher split jumped his way out of the cell and on top of the trail. And then he went into the siege tower.

Geralt and Peter got to the end of a tunnel, and found an exit in one of the lower class buildings of La Valette's castle.
-I want a chair!
-Shh, look at the shit going on outside - Geralt pointed at Great Mighty Poo moving outside
-I.WANT.A.CHAIR!
-Alright, here ya go? And so Geralt threw Peter a chair.

Back to Freeman vs Bowletta.
Gordon barely dodged the fire blast, which melted 3 arena blocks behind him.
-Now it's my turn. - And Freeman blasted two grenades towards Bowletta. She stumbled back, and shot several Flarets at Gordon. He deemed that shooting them with a gun would be too impractical, and applied his physics knowledge to hypothesize that the heat of a grenade explosion could actually strenghten them. And they lacked the form to be affected by the gravity gun. So, parrying them with a crowbar was an only option. He smashed most of them, and bounced one of them into the arena block, (this smashed the block in question), but the remaining two were absorbed by Bowletta. Then it hit him (not literally). He took his Gravity gun and hit Bowletta with one of the destroyed blocks pieces. She tried grabbing the block, but the Gun was strong enough to resist the strength of Bowser's body and pull it off her hands. Things were actually quite dire for Bowletta. Gordon resisted every attack, and with the grenades and the gun, he would eventually win
-Time to end this - And Bowletta turned into her Dark form.

Syndra got to the half of Summoners Rift. The turrets and the minions there apparently thought of her as of an enemy, and began attacking her. On top of this, Chaos Kin blew a hole in Black Mesa facility and began chasing her. She quickly hurled some minions into Chaos, and well... Apparently, they treated Chaos Kin as an enemy too. This gave an idea to Syndra. She run to the other side of the map, and waited. She knew of this place more than Chaos Kin did...

[Turtlesauce]

GeraltxPeter romance

[Spars]

Nooooooooo

[YellowNerd]

R.I.P Red Bird