Video Game Battle Royale...yet another one

[Clemi]

Red is dead
#FrenchPrivateJoke

[rangernumberx]

Gordon Freeman, with all his vastly superior scientific intellect, decides to hit floating fireballs with a metal crobar. That most definatly would be his legitimate reaction.

[Kubby]

Gordon Freeman, with all his vastly superior scientific intellect, decides to hit floating fireballs with a metal crobar. That most definatly would be his legitimate reaction.

Oh, of course he would? I see no problem with that approach? Gordon Freeman, with all his vastly superior intellect, shows, that these are no threat to him, which makes it more likely for Bowletta to become angrier, and thus more prone to make errors.

[Katz]

Bowletta should make an alliance so she can kill the person and use their body

[GonadTheNomad]

Split jump sukn.

[Kubby]

Chapter IV

A fight broke out between Tomba and New Age Retro Hippie. A punch traded for punch. A kick for a kick. Enraged Hippie hit Tomba so hard at one point that Tomba almost fell out of the wall. He even hit the pink-haired boy with a toothbrush, solidyfying him. Time for a final blow. Hippie decided to finish the traitor, when...
-We've got business to do, Hippie. - Sam Fisher got to the top of the siege tower, and was hellbent on destroying the hippie
-Oh look, I've measured that there is more butthurt in you than there is shit in that monster over there! - New Age man pointed at The Great Mighty Poo, and pulled out his toothbrush.
-I'm not getting frozen the second time - Sam shot the toothbrush out of his hands.
-Ooops, I gotta go! - And the Hippie jumped off the wall. And now we finally know why exactly he has crossed legs. Now he can spin them as if they were helicopter blades! (It worked for Tails' tails, so it should work here I guess).
This method would have worked better, but due to the leg wound, it was not fast enough to break the fall. Hippie smacked the rooftop with his head hard. I was not enough to knock him uncounscious. Various images and sounds and scents were flowing through his head. The sight of Satoshi getting dragged underwater, the scent of The Great Mighty Poo, the music coming from the prison, the sound of bullet going through his leg. Then he realised Sam was aiming his pistol at him. Hippie barely managed to move out of the way. And then Sam noticed something weird in Hippie's face. His eyes were red.

The New Age Retro Hippie, by a stroke of luck, landed next to his toothbrush, which was not that damaged. He grabbed it, and started jumping from one rooftop to another, ignoring the pain of his leg gun shot would, with blood flowing out of it. Sam Fisher found his way on the rooftop (thanks to acrobatics, it was quite quick) and gave chase after him. The Great Mighty Poo has noticed the Hippie, and began singing:

You're so high...up on the rooftops
Time to get you down on the ground
When I bury you in my pile of crap
Your lifeless body will never be found

The Traumatised Retro Hippie did not even care about the shit projectiles, and just threw his toothbrush at the Poo.
Solidification is a powerful tool, allowing for immobilising foes. However, its effects on the creatures composed of liquids in such a degree they have no solid form are much more dire. The Great Mighty Poo dried up quickly, but slowly enough to feel all the pain of it. I do not have to mention it was fatal, right?

FOURTH DEATH - The Great Mighty Poo
-WOW! That's some serious shit going on! - the announcer announced.

Geralt and Peter were still in a building they were before. Shit was spewing through their windows and down the monorail tunnel exit.
-Let's stay in here. - Geralt said - This current is not the current I want to step in
-Hmmm...Give me one of your potions - Peter responded
-I cannot, it will kill you.
-GIVE.ME.YOUR.POTION.
-Alright. But I warned ya - The Witcher responded with a smile. He'll recover his sword tip. And so he gave Peter one of his potions. Peter chewed it down, with the container it was stored it. And then he puked his insides out. Literally. Geralt stuck his hand in there and pulled out the bit of his sword

FIFTH DEATH - Peter Pumkin
-Hahaha. Give me some of yo stuff, Geralt! This looks like perfect stuff for a challenge! Cinnamon aint got nothin' on that!
Geralt proceeded to heat up his sword and his tip in a fire he started with an Igni sign. He did have some experience with crafting things, so perhaps he could repair his own weapon. How the fire did not spread will remain a mystery.

Gordon and Bowletta were still duking it out. This time, Bowletta was in her Dark form. The stars were falling from the sky.
First star was deflected with the Gravity gun, straight into Bowletta. Ouch. This must have hurt
The second star was deflected with the crowbar, again, straight into Bowletta. Ouch. This must have hurt. Again.
The....The...The...The next star has hit Freeman and made him dizzy.
And the star after that....Gordon Freeman was sure it would mean beginning of his end, but then, despite his dizziness, he realised the trajectory was not quite right. How did he manage to miss the distinctive bleep? Let's attribute that to the combat sounds outnoising it. The star has hit the Surround Block. Having analysed the walls the block leaves and concluded that he cannot climb them, he decided to run away and leave the fight with the block to the witch inhabiting Bowser's body.

Chaos Kin has turned invisible, but some of the turrets have spotted him anyways. They began firing at him, and then the rest followed. Chaos Kin was getting beaten bad, but his offensive capabilities were not getting reduced at all. He fireballed the hell out of the minions, destroyed some of the turrets with his eye laser, but then, he apparently went "screw it", because he sent a dark energy blast to the Nexus. And another one. And another. And succeeded in destroying it Even when weakened he was capable of breaking even through the games logic. The minions died quickly, and the turrets lost their power supply. Syndra was already running away, but she sent one more dark sphere after the Chaos Kin.

[Clemi]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo he can't die yet

[Lohuydahutt]

You know what, I don't even give a shit if he dies next chapter your portrayal of the Hippie gets a TENNOUTATEN

EDIT: well, I'd still rather he didn't die than did die. I just would be able to deal with it :3

[Turtlesauce]

Only 10 remain D:

[rangernumberx]

Alright, I've decided I'll now do a brief analysis of character's performances when they die, like I did in my primary analysis. I'll post it tomorrow.