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    The Paradox



    Chapter 1 :
    Spoiler: 

    Episode 1 : Arcade


    Yo! You might ask who this kid with bright yellow clothes is, It's me Arcade! I'd tell you about my back story, but it'd be too lon-Ah! What am i saying, Listen up biiiiiiiiiitch!


    It was two years ago, I was a video game tester and i was only 16! Can you believe that shit bruh? Well let's continue, It was a dark rainy night... I was sitting there with tons of circuitry around me and this weird ass gaming helmet, They made me play old school games... You know, Pacman, Mario, Pokemon? Yeah, That bizz, It was going pretty well, Me and two other play testers were minding our own business, and then suddenly...

    Krakrooom!

    I heard lightning hit something, the lights went haywire! I tried to get out of the testing suit to run away but it was stuck on me, I got electrocuted, I dunno about the others tho, But for one thing i am sure of, I woke up outside the building and all i can see is Neons and blocks! I have no fucking idea why, It's weird man, but then after a few days, I discovered that i can practically summon pixels!

    Rattattatta

    HANDS IN THE AIR ARCADE, THIS IS THE POLICE!

    Yo! What the fuck? I'm in the middle of a back story here! Fine, You want a fight, I'll give you a brick

    Also did i forget to tell you, That i can also manipulate my body into pixels and teleport almost anywhere?


    WHERE'D HE GO? HE CAN'T JUST DISAPPEAR

    WAKKA WAKKA BITCH

    That's right, I used a pac-man quote, Deal with it, And so i punched a police man in the face with 8bit gauntlets.

    After almost an hour of battling cops, I got bored with them and teleported elsewhere, Y'know, Chaos is really fun, But i'm not evil, I'm just bored.

    Let me explain to you my dear viewers on what my powers can do, ehem ehem, Well, other than referencing arcade games, summon pixel blocks, i can pretty much summon anything 8bit or arcade-ish i want, There's a downside tho, All i can see are blocks and neon lights, It's like i'm in minecraft! I made some snazzy goggles to change my vision to "human" vision, So i could pretty much tell enemy from well more enemies.

    But i'm pretty sure i'm not the only one who got powers during that weird storm, Well mainly, because things randomly explode around this city, but i can't be fucked to check it out.

    I'm out here, making errything i could out of my powers, making blocks etc, fucking people up with shrooms, Summoning random space invaders to fuck with the police, And that's it for me today viewers!


    That's right! I'm an international video sensation with.. Lemme check.. TEN! HA, wait no Nine, Fans!

    Bang!

    HOLY SHIT THAT HURTS, WHO DID THAT AND DO YOU WANT TO DIE, WHY DO PEOPLE INTERRUPT ME WHEN I'M EXPLAINING SOMETHING HOLY SHIT.

    I turned around and there's this dude with tons of guns, What the hell does he want?!

    Episode 1 End

    Next Episodes list :

    Episode 2 : Balls of Justice
    Episode 3 : Roll or Die
    Episode 4 : Bazorple
    Episode 5 : Going in So-Loh
    Episode 6: Disarmed
    Episode 7 : The Plot, Explained.
    Episode 8 : The Blue Shadow
    Episode 9 : Vroom
    Episode 10 : D-d-d-drop the dice
    Episode 11 : 8bit hope
    Episode 12 : He has risen


    Character Guide

    Spoiler: 


    Arcade (YellowNerd)
    Power : Can summon and use any Arcade things at will.
    Status : Dead
    Allegiance : Neutral

    Jack Ryan (Gunnut)
    Power : His body is a living gun and can transform his body parts into guns
    Status : Dead
    Allegiance : Brotherhood

    Ranger (Rangernumberx)
    Power : He can utilize the BGO world and use it's powers at will.
    Status : Alive
    Allegiance : Brotherhood ; Leader

    Loh (Lohuydahutt)
    Power : Can transform his body into 1 of the 18 pokemon types.
    Status : Alive
    Allegiance : Brotherhood ; 2nd in Command

    Ogrelord (Wumbo)
    Power : Light speed, Bulletproof body, and superstrenght
    Status : Alive
    Allegiance : Anti-Brotherhood

    Clem (Clemi)
    Power : Can turn weapons and himself into steam
    Status : Alive
    Allegiance : Neutral

    Oikar (Polarbore)
    Power : Can transform to an Armoured Polar bear
    Status : Alive
    Allegiance : Anti-Brotherhood

    MaNCHA (MaNCHA)
    Power : Currently Unknown
    Status : Alive
    Allegiance : Anti-Brotherhood

    Kubby (Kubby)
    Power : Ability to Transform into a Robot/Car/Human Hybrid
    Status : Alive
    Allegiance : Neutral ; Mercenary for hire

    Sambama
    Power : Currently Unknown
    Status : Alive
    Allegiance : Anti-Brotherhood ; 2nd in Command

    Blue Shadow (EDX)
    Power : Teleportation, Mass Teleportation, Shape Shifting
    Status : Alive
    Allegiance : Anti-Brotherhood

    Lawlzor
    Power : Currently Unknown
    Status : Alive
    Allegiance : Anti-Brotherhood

    Brad (Brad)
    Power : Bruh Rocket Launchers and Advanced War Technics
    Status : Dead
    Allegiance : Brotherhood

    Cameron (Noremac)
    Power : Currently Unknown
    Status : Alive
    Allegiance : Anti-Brotherhood

    Solid Sparts (Spartica4Real)
    Power : Ability to create solid objects
    Status : Alive
    Allegiance : Brotherhood

    Sound Sauce (Turtlesauce)
    Power : Sonic (Sound) Powers
    Status : Alive
    Allegiance : Mercenary ; Ex-Brotherhood Member







    Spoiler: 

    Links to Episode :
    Episode 1 : From the Ruins
    Episode 2 : Raising Some Havok
    Episode 3 : Chateau de Versailles
    Episode 4 : The Calm Before the Storm
    Episode 5 : Au Revoir
    Episode 6 : Papers Of Knowledge
    Episode 7 : Talk Shit, Get Hit, B-word.
    Episode 8 : The Circle of Life
    Episode 9 : The Grand Historian and The Hall of Fame
    Episode 10 : Chaos Under Peace
    Episode 11 : Hell on Earth
    Episode 12 : A Closed Book

    Character List

    Spoiler: 


    Gentleman (Top-Hattington)
    Status : Alive
    Powers : Currently Unknown
    Allegiance : The Underdogs

    The Blue Shadow (PokEdx)
    Status : Alive
    Powers : Ability to shapeshift, Teleport, Mass teleportation
    Allegiance : Anti-Brotherhood

    Lawlzor (Lawlzor)
    Status : Alive
    Powers : All Knowing
    Allegiance : Anti-Brotherhood

    Ranger (Rangernumberx)
    Power : He can utilize the BGO world and use it's powers at will.
    Status : Alive
    Allegiance : Brotherhood ; Leader


    Sound Sauce (Turtlesauce)
    Power : Sonic (Sound) Powers
    Status : Alive
    Allegiance : Mercenary ; Ex-Brotherhood Member


    Mason (SuperRapz)
    Status : Alive
    Powers : He can corrode anything he wants, Poison/Corrosive powers
    Allegiance : Havok

    Ogrelord (Wumbo)
    Status : Alive
    Power : Light speed, Bulletproof body, and superstrenght
    Allegiance : Anti-Brotherhood

    Clem (Clemi)
    Status : Dead
    Power : Can turn weapons and himself into steam
    Allegiance : Neutral

    Hana (Lucina/Hanako)
    Status : Alive
    Power : Currently Unknown
    Allegiance : Eden

    Paradox (Dion)
    Status : Alive
    Power : Omnipotent Power
    Allegiance : Eden

    Chronos (Erboh/Rob)
    Status : Alive
    Power : Omnipotent Powers
    Allegiance : Eden

    Arcade (Yellownerd)
    Status :Alive
    Power : Ability to use the powers of Arcades/8bit
    Allegiance : Eden

    AC (AccordionChick)
    Status : Alive
    Power : Currently Unknown
    Allegiance : Anti-Brotherhood

    Bobby (BobbyBobber)
    Status : Dead
    Power : Battle Expertise, Trained Super Soldier, Super Strength
    Allegiance : Havok

    Froggy (Froggy)
    Status : Dead
    Power : Sound Speed
    Allegiance : Havok

    MaNCHA (MaNCHA)
    Status : Alive
    Power : The Ability to Freely Control Technology, Gravity and Mass, Summon Cyborg Minions, Regenerate
    Allegiance : Anti-Brotherhood

    The Grand Historian (SaySky)
    Status : Alive
    Powers : All Knowing, Omnipotent
    Allegiance : Eden





    Episode List :
    Spoiler: 

    Episode 1 : The Guardian
    Episode 2 : Reminiscence
    Episode 3 : So you're gonna have to.. WHAT!?
    Episode 4 : Justice...Prevails?!
    Episode 5 : The rise of the law
    Episode 6 : Broken Wings
    Episode 7 : Endenwar II
    Episode 8 : Winter is coming
    Character List :

    Spoiler: 


    Arcade (Yellownerd)
    Power : 8bit Videogame Powers
    Status : Alive
    Allegiance : Neutral

    Jack (Gonad)
    Power : He can transform his body parts into weapons
    Status : Alive
    Allegiance : ECPD ; Right Hand Man

    Ranger (Rangernumberx)
    Power : He can utilize the BGO world and use it's powers at will.
    Status : Alive
    Allegiance : ECPD ; Leader

    Loh (Lohuydahutt)
    Power : Can transform his body into 1 of the 18 pokemon types.
    Status : Alive
    Allegiance : ECPD ; Left Hand Man

    Sound Sauce (Turtlesauce)
    Power : Sonic (Sound) Powers
    Status : Alive
    Allegiance : ECPD

    Clem (Clemi)
    Status : Alive
    Power : Can turn weapons and himself into steam
    Allegiance : Neutral

    Paradox (Dion)
    Status : Alive
    Power : Omnipotent Power
    Allegiance : Eden

    Hana (Lucina/Hanako)
    Status : Alive
    Power : Currently Unknown
    Allegiance : Eden





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    GonadTheNomad's Avatar Bon Vivant of Violet
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    is it me
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    Act uqa wa it
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    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    Is it Josh?
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    Episode Two : The Balls of Justice

    Sup', Heard you were causin' trouble 'round here,

    And who might you be?

    The name's Jack Ryan, ErbohPD

    Yo, yo, Wait, You're a police officer? You don't know what you're dealin' with here man, I am Arcade! You know? The news dubbed me as "Chaos Kid" and most people call me the "YellowNerd", I'm pretty dangerous y'know?

    I know exactly who you are, Me and my team, which apparently you killed, Have been trying to capture you for months, and here i am, Finally caught up to you.

    This dude took months to find a dude who makes giant blocks, fucking loser.

    And what are you planning on doing? I'm 8bit man! I attack, you decay, You won't stand when i release it! I'm a fuckin' rockstar! You're a police! What does the PD stands for? Poop dick? HA

    Nice joke, but you haven't met.. My rapestick.

    Excuse me, what? Your rapestick?

    This dude is on LSD man.

    This is the Rapestick

    AND THE DUDE PULLS OUT A SHOTGUN OUT OF NOWHERE, I SWEAR IT'S BIGGER THAN HIM

    Whoa there buddy, no need to start shootin', What'ya want with me anyways man

    Your ass in jail, Turn around and put your hands up and let me cuff you

    Cool, Your prison wouldn't hold me anyways, Take me in "officer"

    Cocky, I like that, BOYS, get his ass in the van

    And so i got arrested, apparently for murder.


    Who knew right?


    Somewhere, In a conveniently placed tower in Erboh City


    There are sure hell'va lot of chaos going down in this city, Ranger.

    The police aren't working hard enough, Loh, It may be time for us to step in.

    Whatever you say man, I'll go first and kill those mother fuckers

    Loh proceeded to rappel down the tower and heads for the streets

    Well then..

    Somewhere in the streets

    Burn baby! Burn!

    What the fuck is up with this guy? he's like totally wiping us off, We're not paid enough for this shit !

    You criminals are no match for me, Loh!

    Ratatata, The Criminals are continues to fire at loh

    Your bullets are no match for my steel form!

    Damn this guy! What the fuck is up with him!?

    My turn! Electric form!

    Zap!

    Well that takes care of the bank robbers.

    Good job Loh, I'm heading uphill towards the asylum, head on over as fast as you can.

    Part Two End


    Character Guide
    Spoiler: 

    White Italics = Yellownerd/Arcade
    This shade of purple = Gonad
    This shade of purple/violet = Rangernumberx
    Orange = Lohuydahutt

    Last edited by YellowNerd; 08-02-2014 at 07:12 PM.

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    This story is so not my ty*shot*

    Actually it's pretty good so far :3

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    My life story:
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    I am PolarBore's official Assistant Mangager (again)

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    Could I be in this story?
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    A bit confused on who's text color is who's character. Can you include a guide?
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    YellowNerd's Avatar More Blonde in your Movie
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    Added guides at the end of each part

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    My character has swag.

    Also Jack Ryan is a Tom Clancy character bro.
    Spoiler: 

    Act uqa wa it
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    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
    Act
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    If that's the rapestick, I've been nowhere near careful enough around Gunnut. But it's a good read so far.
    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz View Post
    I once heard Ranger was a legend.
    Now I can confirm Ranger is a legend.

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