Forumstuck: de game

[Baldy Jr]

We already have an Heir, and a Rage player.

[GonadTheNomad]

We already have an Heir, and a Rage player.

Mage of Heart taken?

[Baldy Jr]

Mage of Heart taken?

Mage is free, Heart is taken.

[GonadTheNomad]

Mage is free, Heart is taken.

Mage of Void?

EDIT: This'll take a while.

[Baldy Jr]

Mage of Void?

EDIT: This'll take a while.

Check the Oh-Pee

[GonadTheNomad]

I. Am. Mage of Mind

Also wtf is captchaologue and/or Denizen

[Baldy Jr]

Note: This will be updated as quickly as possible, but it takes a dickload of time for me to make these. Also, sorry for Youtube videos instead of gifs, but most conversion sites make the gifs too short, and gyazo gif does not load fast enough. Also, I'm going to let readers have some control over actions, but obviously we don't want to get off track of the real story. Now without further ado, the first few pages of Forumstuck.



A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 10th of August, is this young man's birthday. Though it was sixteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?



Try again.



Examine your room.



Your name is THOMAS AERISH, and HOLY SHIT do you love SHREK. As was previously mentioned, today is your BIRTHDAY. You have a variety of ONION FROSTED CAKES laying about. Your Pesterchum handle is onionsAxiomic, and you often PRAY to your OGRELORD, much to the chagrin of your INTERNET FRIENDS. You are eagerly awaiting a copy of SBURB, a HOT NEW VIDEOGAME you have been looking forward to along with previously mentioned INTERNET FRIENDS on your favorite forum ERBOH.COM. You begin to forget why you're standing around. What were you doing again?

[Lancer]

>Check your computer. See if you've gotten any HAPPY BIRTHDAY IM'S.

[Moonjik]

>follow the storyline 0-0

[Baldy Jr]

You decide to check your computer to see if you received any well-wishings, and by Gum, you have a Pesterchum notification!

Spoiler: 

-- infernalObjection [IO] began pestering onionsAxiom [OA] at 20:10 --

[IO:] hey so did you pull in any sweet loot
[IO:] perhaps some cash to send to your good pal
[IO:] or maybe a copy of that shitty video game you keep babbling about
[OA:] oh hey manch
[OA:] no i didn't get any cash
[OA:] only shitty fuckin onion cakes
[IO:] man i thought you loved onions and crap
[OA:] i do but holy shit have you ever tasted an onion cake its fuckin nasty, not even enjoyable in an ironic way
[IO:] well i have an awesome surprise for you
[IO:] have you checked your mailboX?
[OA:] what? no mail hasn't come yet
[OA:] what is it?
[IO:] it's a birthday present numbnuts
[OA:] OH
[OA:] well i'll be all ogre that when the mail comes
[OA:] hold on someone else is messaging me

Before you can open up the new message, you hear your parents calling you from downstairs. Do you go an be an obedient kid at sixteen, or do you risk the wrath of your familial unit and check the message first?