Remember how the Forum Stole Christmas? I've decided to finally go through with a sequel, and nothing will stop me this time.
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Sambama was still in his ice hyper sleep. But, during an earthquake, he woke up from what was supposed to be his last slumber. His muscles has shrunk and his fur had turned from green to dark red. He was a God Figure, like that of Dion in the last chapter of his life. He noticed that he had sticky notes on his cave.
"SambabaHasAids"
"SambabaHasCancer"
They read. The sun was burning him, but he got used to it and grinned his devilish grin.
Sambaba: "I hereby deem myself Sambaba, THE GOD FIGURE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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Little Jimmy sat down in front of his Grandpa.
Little Jimmy: "Grandpa? There's another story?"
Grandpa: "Yes. I've waited till now to share it with you. It is, How The Forum Stole Summer."
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Sambaba leaned back in his reclining chair with Dion, the other God Figure, next to him gagged and tied up. On Sambaba's lap was a turtle.
Sambaba: "Ah, Turtle. You are my best pet. Dogs are so niche and worthless, but turtles are awesome."
Suddenly, a packet of sweet and sour sauce from Sambaba's chinese meal squirted open and shot onto the turtle.
Sambaba: "Hehe! You look so funny. Turtle Sauce for sale! Wait! That's a good name. Do you wanna be called TurtleSauce, little guy?"
TurtleSauce: "Rep, rep."
Sambaba: "TurtleSauce it is!"
Sambaba walked over Dion and ripped duct tape off of his mouth.
Dion: "OW!"
Sambaba: "Ok, I'll make this simple Dion, where is the key to the sun, so that I may destroy summer for all of the forums?"
Dion: "But only God Figures with Administration powers can know."
Sambaba: "AND I AM A ROGUE GOD FIGURE!"
Dion: "You're not a real God Figure, your fur is just red."
Sambaba: "THAT'S ENOUGH!"
Sambaba used his jagged claws to cut open Dion's mouth and shoved TurtleSauce in.
Sambaba: "And that takes care of that!"
TurtleSauce: "And I can finally speak!"
Sambaba: "TurtleSauce, you can speak?"
TurtleSauce: "Yes, I couldn't in my old turtle body, but in my god body I can speak without a problem!"
Sambaba: "AND NOW WE'RE THE ONLY GOD FIGURES IN THE WORLD!"
???: "You're forgetting about me, and I'm afraid I can't let you go through with your plan."
And now Sambaba must take control of the mystery admin and kill the 18 forumers for fun before he reaches his goal of summer destruction.
They are:
18. The Crazy Old Man, ERB Crazy
17. The Veteran, Spartica4Real
16. TheOncelerDoctor, Star-Lord
15. The Normal Boy, GonadTheNomad
14. The Magician, Wumbo
13. The French Assassain, Clemi
12. The Baker, Adonis
11. The Stay At Home Dad, PolarBore
10. The Teacher, Lawlzor
9. The Veterinarian, Lohuydahutt
8. The Sad Widower, YellowNerd (Guided by the spirit of his wife, Lucina)
7. The Taco Maker, Rangernumberx
6. The Author RBM
5. The Gamer, ZoroarkPKMN
4. The Boxer, Punch Out!!
3. The Actor, Nicolas Cage
2. The Prisoner, Brad
1. The Gun Manufacturer, Gat
Who will live and who will die, that's for you to find out!
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Originally Posted by Ludwig
