How The Forum Stole Summer

[Moonjik]

if you were in the story you could

Sadface

[Katz]

Sadface

Well I mean you are in the story, but it's a MaNCHA situation. You play a role, but not as one of the guys.

[Moonjik]

Well I mean you are in the story, but it's a MaNCHA situation. You play a role, but not as one of the guys.

Happyface

[Katz]

Chapter 1: A Robber Robbed?
Is coming soon.

[rangernumberx]

The best thing you could think for me to do is make tacos?
...
...
...
...I can work with that.

[BrineBlade]

Hey, am I in the story at all?

[Katz]

How The Forum Stole Summer Chapter 1: A Robber Robbed?
???: "You're forgetting about me, and I'm afraid I can't let you go through with your plans!"
Sambaba: "Reveal yourself!"
The President of the country, a pseudo God Figure, Rob stepped out of the shadows.
Sambaba: "Oh Rob, I didn't know you can still get out of bed."
Rob: "I can do more than that, 'Sambammy'."
Sambaba: "Like what? Show me your wrinkles until I die of disgust?"
Rob took out a gun and pointed in Sambaba's face.
Rob: "No, I'm gonna kill the fuck out you!"
TurtleSauce: "Rob, you might not wanna do that."
Rob: "Dion, is that you?"
Sambaba: "No!"
Sambaba took Rob's gun and pointed it at his face and kicked him into the chair Dion was in and used the ropes to tie him up.
Sambaba: "TurtleSauce, what should I do?"
TurtleSauce: "One second!"
TurtleSauce coughed out his shell and through it out the window.
TurtleSauce: "So that's what was bothering me! Anways, you should-"
TurtleSauce whispered something to Sambaba.
Sambaba: "Oh you genius! I never would've thought of that!"
Sambaba took some of the purple water that Bobby fell into out of his fridge and poured it into a bottle of grape soda.
Rob: "Do I want to drink grape soda or die? Give me the pop, boys."
Sambaba: "Sure, I mean, whatever could Zyro-Cola do?"
Rob uncapped the beverage and chugged it down.
Rob: "That didn't taste too- V-V-Virgins!"
Sambama and TurtleSauce started laughing their asses off.
Rob: "You guys gave me life. Pretty cool for losers who don't have girlfriends."
TurtleSauce: "Wow. Can we keep him?"
Sambaba: "Of course, evil always needs new contributors! And I shall deem him... That was Zyro-Cola, right?"
TurtleSauce: "Duh."
Sambaba: "That's it! I SHALL CALL HIM, ZYRODA!"
TurtleSauce: "That's great!"
Zyroda: "Yeah."
Sambaba: "Boys, you must strive to find your own voice. -- That's a quote from Robin Williams in his great movie, Dead Poets Society. Now, he passed away today and Ludwig felt it was necessary to give him a tribute. We all love you Robin Williams, and you were in an inspiration to comedians everywhere. You're free now, enjoy your afterlife in peace, Mr. John Keating <3"
***
Sambaba, TurtleSauce and Zyroda tiptowed.
Sambaba: "Now there are 18 people I want to kill before I go on with this. Let's do this. The Banman Prison is full of prisoners with life in prison, and target one happens to be in here."
Zyroda: "Yakerz?"
TurtleSauce: "Hatsune Miku?"
Sambaba: "Good guesses, but this guy is lemon scented."
Zyroda: "Lemonerz?"
Sambaba: ""
TurtleSauce: "Ah, then that means you're talking about, the one, the only-"
***
"Brad", Sheriff MaNCHA said, "He's in cell 69."
Sambaba: "Thanks, Sheriff!"
Officer Mancha leaned back in his chair, staring at the two new recruits sitting in front of him.
Sheriff MaNCHA: "He reminds me of someone I used to know."
???: "I get that feel about people too."
Zyroda and TurtleSauce were dressed with "Obey" hats and wore baggy clothes. Sambaba wore a trench coat and fedora.
Sambaba: "Okay 'kids', lets ditch the disguises and murder him."
Before they could take their clothes off Brad called out.
Brad: "Hello, Sam."
Sambaba: "How do you know it's me?"
Brad: "Why wouldn't I recognize the man who killed my grandfather in cold blood."
Sambaba: "Well if it makes you feel better-"
Brad: "What can make me feel better?"
Sambaba: "Well you're about to see your grandfather again!"
TurtleSauce: "What should we use?"
Sambaba: "Check your pocket, please."
TurtleSauce: "A hammer?"
Sambaba: "Precisely."
Sambaba took the hammer and bashed open Brad's gate. Zyroda held him down. Sambama bashed the teeth out of Brad's house and then beat his neck until he could claw his head off. He closed the door, leaving Zyroda inside.
TurtleSauce: "Master."
Sambaba: "Huh?"
TurtleSauce: "You're forgetting Zyroda."
Sambaba: "What about him?"
TurtleSauce: "You need to free him."
Sambaba: "Oh, I'll free him!"
Sambaba threw the hammer into the cell, smashing through Zyroda's head, tearing it off. Sambaba reached in and took out the hammer, which was still attached to Zyroda's head. Sambaba punted off his head, which flew in front of MaNCHA and his two recruits.
TurtleSauce: "Harsh."
Sambaba: "I only needed him for the first kill. You and me should be strong enough to eradicate the rest of the fuckers."
***
Lohuydahutt sat in his office, petting a baby seal, which was moaning in agony.
Lohuydahutt: "I have that feeling too, pal, big danger is upon us"
***
GonadTheNomad sat down playing videogames.
GonadTheNomad: "For whatever reason killing people in Splinter Cell feels kind of weird in this moment."
He stared intently at the game.
GonadTheNomad: "Whatever, this game just came out."
***
Spartica4Real was sleeping on his couch when he jerked awake. His raspy voice rang out.
Spartica4Real: "I feel the war feeling. Except the other army is the only one killing."
He entered a combination to go into what seemed to be closet, but when opened revealed a room full of the coolest guns. He grabbed some kind of high tech machine gun.
Spartica4Real: "No one's getting passed Spartica,-"
He took the safety off of his gun.
Spartica4Real: "Alive."
***
ERB Crazy was meditating in his garden.
ERB Crazy: "The great evil that once slumbered in the cave upon the tall mountain is awake and killing. In my old age I can do nothing but watch as serial killing unfolds. I bet two are already dead. A quirky older man and a blonde haired prisoner."
***
Rangernumberx handed a Taco Supreme to a teenager.
Rangernumberx: "Thank you, that'll be 2.50$"
ZoroarkPKMN left without paying and ran with his taco.
ZoroarkPKMN: "Smell ya later, nerds!"
Rangernumberx: "Damn kids!"
Adonis stop baking churros and turned to face Rangernumberx.
Adonis: "Did that damn ZoroarkPKMN steal another one of your world famous tacos?"
Rangernumberx: "Ugh, yeah."
Adonis: "DAMN IT! This is the start of anarchy, I tell ya. The next thing you know, monsters are gonna run around the streets killing people!"
Rangernumberx: "Calm down, Adonis, no one's dying. Let's just close shop and we go back to our houses."
***
YellowNerd sat down in his nearly empty bed, hands against each other with his eyes closed.
YellowNerd: "Hanabun? Hanabun are you there?"
The room got cold as a spirit descended from the ceiling and got on the foot of the bed.
Lucina: "I'm here."
YellowNerd: "Great to see you, babe. But can you sense it?"
Lucina: "I can... This isn't good."
***
Sambaba: "Now is the time that we run!"
The two killers ran out of the door of the police station, disregarding the fact that they were bloodstained.
???: "Did they just-"
MaNCHA adjusted his sunglasses.
MaNCHA: "Okay boys, we have a situation!"
*****
NEXT TIME ON HOW THE FORUM STOLE SUMMER,
MaNCHA tries to track down our killers. The journeys of our other possible corpses continue as one comes to a dramatic end. But who's? Find out in the shocking next chapter,
Chapter 2: The Blade of King MaNCHA

[Turtlesauce]

Damn, I'm evil

[Katz]

Damn, I'm evil

Ye. Plus you coughed out an entire fucking turtle shell without the slightest bit of pain.

[Katz]

Expect "The Blade of King MaNCHA"
Sooner than you can say, "Sooner than you can say"