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    ERBoH Countries: Fallout, A Spinoff By Gunnut

    I can't even pretend to be able to live up to Yackerz' series from 2012 (The dude did good stuff when he didn't post porn.), but if people'll read it, I'll write it, and I'll see where the creative process takes me.

    The Former Great Countries of ERBoH (Underlined Still Exist In Some Shape or Form:

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    (Totally not just making the descriptions from the originals past tense.)

    The United Republic of Underdog, Incorporated:
    This country was a mafia-run country. Every single person in this country, boy or girl, old or young, were members of a bigger mafia corporation. Even though some might have been strangers, like a mafia, they were like family. This country was a big city like area. There were many buildings and corporations, as well as illegal businesses running. The leaders of the country were Ren and Top-Hattington. When it came to trade with the other countries, they kept the word. If you want some weapons for your country, they supply it. The world's weapon arsenal came from this country.



    Havokia:
    Formerly ruled by BobbyBobber and SuperRapz, this country went from a great nation to a post-apocalyptic wasteland following a nuclear attack in a war. Poisonous gasses and acidic fluids were the entirety of the atmosphere here. It's large population had to don HAZMAT and gasmasks to as much as survive going outside. Trains and subways systems were invaluable for transport as a result. The country was a giant in the defense trade, nuclear weaponry and armor that could hold out against it were staples of their craft.



    Black Ops Base T4-71:
    Formerly known as Krupzovia, this militaristic nation was converted from the far less badass Krupzovic rule in the Great War. Barracks stand where houses would in a normal country, every border fortified heavily and nearly impossible to cross without proper say-so. The country was ruled in it's time by Spartica4Real and Castiel, and had a heavy hand in the trade of vehicles, particularly military-class ones, but was dependent on the URUI and Havokia for it's weapons and defense measures. It's demised since the War of 2012.



    Grand S.T.A.R.S.:
    A literal ghost town run by Godfather and Kain during the War of 2012, S.T.A.R.S. was a call back to the Old West. Maps, charts, and other navigational tools were the chief exports, but it was otherwise rather drab and primitive. It's existence was lost to history after the War of 2012.



    Epicztopia:
    A technologically-advanced country ran by Zoroark and Doc in the War of 2012. The people here are blessed by magical weight-gain prevention and the nation protected by the strongest of the legendary Pokémon. Technology in general was huge here. Without Epicztopia, the world wouldn't have had electricity. Lucky that the capital, Lawlzland, hasn't fallen yet.



    The Haven of Xdomia:
    It's heaven with Demigods.



    Noituopolis:
    Noituopolis. A country that was new to the planet of ERBoH. It was created with the sight of liberation and ideals in mind. The country is built along and at the peak of mountaintops. There are many ancient, medieval temples. Most of the citizens here were some type of dragon. The mountains are riddled with these temples, along with caves and bridges. Travel is done by flying on a dragon, or if you ARE a dragon, than just flying. The country was focused on, primarily, architecture and weapons. They build the most amazing palaces known to man, and their weapons are some of the most efficient. They had managed to top The United Republic of Underdog Incorporated in weapon producing, and put them out of their weapon trading business. There were two leaders of this majestic country. Kain, Death himself, and Lily Chi, who had the ability to change into a dragon at will. This country was big on the trade of weapons, and trade some dragons.



    Yamishi Kagiachi:
    AKA Yami Kage A nation similar to both feudal and modern Japan in several ways, Yami Kage was the result of a combinaed force of Xdomian people and the Dark Rebelz, a group of ninjas. Mostly because of gasses that roll through from Havokia, Yamishi's sky is a deep purple color, as are their seas and oceans as a result. Ninjitsu is practiced in some circles here, and handheld bladed or explosive weapons are a popular export of Kage. Smoke or pepper bombs, katanas, throwing stars, et cetera. There were four active leaders at one time; GodOfBronies, Umbreon, Kirito, and Castiel. Only the first two leaders are seen speaking publicly very often anymore.



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    ERBoH.Com Countries: Fallout

    February 23, 2012, 11:57 PM

    A war ravishes on the planet of ERBoH

    A war between the world's highest leader and the world's own people.

    A war the people seem to be losing.

    Despite a resistance against the destructive rampage of Admin Rob I by the world's leading armies and men, assembled from the 6 former Great Nations, death is the only direction the brawling takes.

    Rob is a formidable foe on his own, by time he's out of the picture, he could be the last one alive.

    March 22, 2012, 8:35 PM

    27 Days have passed since the war hit it's peak, and 53 since Rob's terror plot began.

    Effort and lives put into stopping the rampage have proven somewhat successful, Rob was injured greatly and remains inactive.

    However, it's still far from over. Rob recruited an alien race known as
    Wiki Users to do his bidding, to fight for him as his health deteriorated further.

    The population of ERBoH is at an all time low. Despite agreements earlier in the war to bury the dead elsewhere out of respect, the sheer number of casualties has finally forced the Resistance to begin to dump corpses in the Havokian wastelands. The gas built up there has been known to reach acidities capable of melting flesh. The guys sent there had to wear two HAZMAT uniforms each.

    At the very least, the Resistance is dumping a few Wiki bodies to every Forumer body they drop.

    [B]August 20th, 2012, 11:03 AM[B]

    Five months of battle with the Wiki Users, and they've finally declared neutrality and withdrawn from ERBoH.

    It was only a matter of time before the casualties became too much for them. Unfortunately, we don't have anywhere to go to escape them.

    Needless to say, Wiki's request for the return of their imprisoned soldiers was ignored.

    We didn't have many left alive to give back anyway. That intel's how we got an upper hand.

    However much we got off our backs this week, we still have problems to sort out.

    Rob has at least a dozen small armies of Members loyal to him tucked into corners of what were Epicztopia, Xdomia, and the URUI.

    The resistance has been down to whats left of Base T4-71 since July. Well, and some makeshift graveyards in Havokia.

    Weaponry is becoming scarce. Ammunition hard to get with Rob freezing trade routes between T4-71 and S.T.A.R.S., who themselves are defending their homeland against Rob's forces. A lot of the time, we've had to go into battle grabbign guns off of our own dead, and even then we'd have to resort to swinging it at close range at the enemy, which the guy who had the gun last died trying.

    Food's a whole other story. It's not that there's not enough, but that the MRE's on this god forsaken military compound are awful. Maybe it's just me, but I think just about everyone these liked these died before Rob even started pulling this shit.

    Worst part of it all is, even if we survive the opposition Rob has on us, it's still a matter of finding Rob.

    February 18, 2013, 9:54 AM

    Here we are, about a year since the start of the war, about two months since the end of it. We never defeated the entirety of the Rob army, they just kinda stopped showing up, our intelligence couldn't find any of their whereabouts for weeks.

    Rob's location, however, was a different story. We found him in a URUI Casino building, eating some pretzels while he sat in some mech suit flying thing. We sent in a quick reaction force and we detained him, guy was still pretty fucked up from wahtever injured him eleven months ago, and his suit was broken, so it wasn't too difficult.

    He refused to as much as speak for a while, much less spill any info on his sleeper cell locations, however, some creative interrogation involving the mention of ogres got him to tell us about one he activated to go after S.T.A.R.S. We warned the government in place there and their local resistance force stopped the cell before it could do anything important.

    We plan to keep Rob alive as long as we can, try to extract more info, uproot his army before we can get pulled back into another war. Counter-terrorism, you could call it.

    February 24, 2013, 10:47 PM

    Rob, it seems, was worse off than we thought. Guy had contracted an airborne disease from Havokia at some point. His age made him pretty vulnerable. Luckily, we took precautions where we could going to Havokia and the disease doesn't show signs of contagiousness, so we should all be fine.

    Rob? He's coughing up blood in his cell. We're trying to help him, but there's very little we know about the condition.

    February 24, 2013, 1:06 AM

    In what will likely be the final entry in this log, an update: Two minutes ago, on the dot. Rob has died.

    This will cause some complications with the throne, given the nature of the world government before this mess, but discussion implies a plan amongst former Resistance to reform Global Politics a bit.

    May 8th, 2038, 12: 42 AM

    Ranger turned the final page of the book over before closing it.

    "Merde, man, imagine if it was like that now," Clemi said to him, as they stood in the Writer's Corner store.

    "Crazy s**t," Ranger replied, before tossing the book lazily back onto a shelf, the cover read Moderator Log

    The pair walked out of the store in step.

    "You two need anything else?", a store clerk with long, dark hair and bifocals asked them.

    "Just looking," Clemi replied while briefly looking back, prompting the clerk to go back to a PS2 behind the counter.

    Clemi and Ranger walked out to the storefront, the sunset nearly over as the purple night sky of Yamishi Kagiachi became a deeper color.

    End of Chapter 1
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    AND THROW YOU OVERBOARD LIKE THAT FILM ABOMINATION
    SO PREPARE TO LEARN THE FILM VAULT COMBINATION
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    Don't go there man..

    Sticky died when I was 7.. I forgot to feed him for like a year.

    Ever since then I cry every night and have nightmares of frogs.

    He shouts "WHY DIDNT YOU LOVE ME SPARTICA???!!!!?!?!?!"

    And I cry more.
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    Chapter 2: The Forum War Address


    The Mod Watchtower, 2013

    February 26, 2013, 8:34 AM

    A speech was scheduled two days ago for today, at the facade of ERBoH HQ, which served as a world-serving embassy where only global law applied, on the non-demonymic Island of Site Stuff, at the north of the planet.

    HQ was at the center of active embassies at the time. The URUI, Havokia and Black Ops to the West, and Epicztopia, S.T.A.R.S., and Xdomia to the right, with the Mod Watchtower behind the building about a city block. The facades of the embassy buildings were all facing South, respresenting the island's overwatching of the ERBoH planet.

    It was far from a requirement to attend the speech, but it was highly recommended it be attended live. However, a good chunk of the populace of ERBoH didn't feel like it was a good idea given the war that had only just ended, and as such stayed home and tuned in via their televisions.

    Besides the potential danger, many were unsure who would give the speech, or why. Obviously, the war had ended, but that had been made quite public in the Anouncements and Site Stuff bulletin. The only person who'd reasonably give the speech would be an Admin of ERBoH, and one was dead, the other missing. This also meant that new Admins would be put into power. The forum had a binary Checks and Balances system in place. The vulnerablity in it, of course, became clear with the War of 2012. Nobody considered beforehand that both incumbent Admins could be corrupt.

    With two admins out of the running, it would mean a double promotion of Global Moderators; leaders of the countries, to replace both. Problem was that many GM's were killed or went missing in the war.

    But, nonetheless, an audience of 128 Forumers had come to see who the speech would be given by.

    An intercom crackled before turning on over the heads of the visitors, "Ladies and mostly gentlemen, welcome to ERBoH HQ. The speaker will be ready in a few minutes. Inm the mean time, please find yourself a seat," The intercom crackled again as it turned off.

    The 128 people in the congregation sat down, and conversed.

    "Who's going to be talking?"

    "But the Admins are dead."

    "What are they going to talk about? We know the war ended."

    "-TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW"


    After several minutes, five men came onstage from inside the HQ Building. Four looked nearly identical, sporting black suits and dark glasses, and surrounded the last one, who was wearing a grey suit.

    The four black suits walked over to and stood at the four corners of the rather small stage, while the grey suit man took the podium.

    The man cleared his throat, and began to speak, "Good morning, ladies and gentlemen of ERBoH, and welcome to HQ. Today, I'll address the recently ending war and the issue of leadership in the world after it."

    The people in the audience looked on, still slightly confused.

    He continued, "For 366 days, we were at war. All of us, with our own Admin; Admin Rob I. Through perseverance and willpower, today, we stand free of his rule."

    The crowd cheered on that note, their first indication of any excitement about this.

    "Unfortunately, this war leaves us in shambles. Our leader is dead, his subordinate missing,, and the leaders of our countries are dead or missing, some of the countries even decimated in the process of the war. We lost S.T.A.R.S., We stopped a final attack by Rob's forces, but a sort of dead man's switch sent a nuclear warhead from the base Rob had in Xdomia, which itself had a failsafe series of nukes put in to destroy the island if Rob was captured. Black Ops Base T4-71 is also in ruins, the forces holding out against Rob were holed up in only a pair of barracks by war's end. Havokia is about as livable as it was before, anyone who was or is a resident of Havokia, or anyone, really, could still live there, but it'll take a while before the piles of corpses can be shipped out to a proper graveyard."

    The crowd fell silent, not even a whisper could be heard.

    "We lost three countries in a very short amount of time, and, unfortunately, there's little foresight as to how we'll fix it. There are some relatively small islands we've found over the years that might be inhabitable. There's a fairly populable series of them in the West Hemisphere, in the Ocean of Blogs. We're working on negotiations with the people currently there, a people called the Dark Rebels, to allow us to put some of our people to live there. However, the hcances we'd be able to displace the entire population that is now homeless is low at best. In the time is takes to figure this out, we'll move people to homes in Havokia, it lost quite a few in the war and has a lot of room, and Epicztopia."

    The crowd remained silent.

    "That leaves jsut one more matter to address, new leadership. Naturally, the binary governmental system in place during and before the war has it's flaws. As such, it'll be slightly reformed. In place in every country will be two Moderators, whether they're Super or not is unimportant. This means, given the current state of affairs, six men that will weigh in on decisions made by the Admins. This added power to the countries and the moderators should help to prevent mutiny of this level again. Elections for new Admins will be held, unfortunately, the only time they can be, starting several months before the next leap year, 2016. While we wait, I will be taking the throne temporarily to keep things in check. I'm not really an Admin, but I'm afraid, as third in command before this mess, I must. Thank you for your time, and may Spaghetti Monster bless us all."

    The man and his bodyguards walked offstage as the people in the crowd stood up and spoke amongst themselves.

    End of Chapter 2
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    Just wanted to say that this isn't dead like my other two or anything, just have been slow to write with school and computer woes occupying my time.

    Might finish it tomorrow and post in the afternoon.
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    Triple post but fuck you rules say I can do this in my topics.

    Also short-ish chapter but eh.

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    May 9th, 2038, 10:04 AM

    Epicztopia by Dusk, 2036


    In the city named after his father, LAWLzoR II sat in his chair with a smile.

    Not for any particular reason, he just felt like smiling.

    He stood up and peered out the large window in his office in downtown Lawlzville. The teal sky and silvery roads made the view scenic, especially from 200 feet up. Lawl's face, identical to LAWL I in what was literally every way, was turned up in a smile at the sight.

    The Modern Epicztopia wasn't much different from 25 years ago. There was some wear and tear still present from the war, and much of ith ad to be rebuilt, but old blueprints and maps helped bring the country to a beauty and position of power akin to before Rob's mutiny.

    LAWLzoR looked upon his kingdom a little closer, noticing the details of the scenery. Cracked support beams under bridges, buildings nearby with glass taped into the windows, bullet holes everywhere, mortar craters.

    It bought him back to a darker time.

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    January 26th, 2012
    Spambot-Occupied S.T.A.R.S., Battle of Mayn Page



    Archived Photos of ERBoH and Spambot's respective infantry rifles. (Top: ERBoH; Bottom: Spambot)

    The combined forces of Epicztopia and Havokia were fighting hard to save the surviving allies they had in S.T.A.R.S. Word of the POW's Rob had their, including members from all over the forum, especially the top officials in the country they occupied. Kain and ThatGuy were among some smaller time members, mostly recruits that were captured, among them PolarBore and MaNCHA.

    The fighting was an uphill battle.

    Barricades of sandbags, boulders and wood were propped up on either side of a rock quarry in backwater S.T.A.R.S. On the West side, the ERBoH Resistance, on the East, and for a long while, the Spam-Marine Bots. The paratrooping cyborgs had propoganda ranging from penis enlargement to simply a man yelling 'Fuck you, shithead!' ringing out throughout Crossbones Alley. The ERBoH army had weapons, lightweight plastic assault rifles that did their job well, but the bots had kinectic energy missilles dropping on the general vicinity of the ERBoH barracks a few miles back, taking casualties on and off the battlefield, and a large array of sniper and grenadier emplacements.

    Major Brigadier General Zach Uprising was firing blindly and ordering a charge by the only non-ERBoH allies on the planet at this point, a fierce tribal community called Dark Rebelz. The ninja-like black uniforms they donned were fitting for their bladed throwing weapons like spikes and shuriken that could do anything from track a target to explode on impact, but the suppressor-fitted submachine guns and pistols strapped to their sides, commandeered from leftovers at the barracks, were a welcome modern update. Besides their ranged weaponry, the Rebelz carried kusarigama footlong short-bladed sickles with a ball and chain on the blunt end, good for beatings or entrapment, smoke and fire bombs, hand hooks that enabled the blocking of blades, close range lethality and wall climbing, and combat knives designed by ERBoH engineers to resemble ninjato, Japanese ninja swords.

    The Rebelz were attempting a flanking manuever, however, the snipers and grenadiers were preventing any serious dents in the offense by the Bots. A swarm of dagger-armed Rebelz snuck through the quarry, climbed the other edge, and got the literal drop on some opposition, but were forced to practically jump to their deaths as grenades came their way, and the ones that came from behind were all gunned down with ease from the sniper perches.

    The battle was going a different way entirely about an hour ago. Now, ERBoH's own grenadiers were low on ammo and could only take potshots on occasion, the snipers lost the battle on the high ground, and the Infantry Machine Gunners had trouble taking cover properly with 18 pounds of gun and a bipod. The few left quickly were taken out by snipers or by foot soldiers as they clumsily tried to set themselves back into firing position, or leave a prone posture.

    ''I told the Legislature we needed more time to train for this. Fuckers, look at us now!'' Uprising tried to shout in between bouts of gunfire, but even the men who had thought to bring hearing protection couldn't of heard him over it, only his comrades right near.

    "Why the hell did we even get General Status? It's practically every man for himself!" Spartica, another Resistance fighter, a former Captain in the Black-Ops Army Program. He was one of the few survivors after Rob's takeover.

    "You got that right..." Up retorted before opening fire with minimal head exposure, trying to stay alive at least long enough to lose.

    Acting Commander Sunkistluva, a Xdom native but leading the charge the Dark Rebelz Army was attempting, was reloading behind a tree, before running back behind sandbags, his shoulder grazed by a sniper round as he did, the round was, however, a direct hit on a LMG gunner that was cursing at his jammed up gun as he spotted the laser.

    "Gah, that hurts," he shouted.

    "Just a scratch, you'll be fine, at least you're not him," Up said bluntly, motioning at the LMG gunner as he fired his own rifle. What's the holdup with your men? We need more on the killing floor." He ducked as he siad this, as a long burst of quick fire from a Bot pinned them down temporarily.

    Sunkist gripped his helmet and looked up twice before he would respond, "I ordered them to desist, General."

    "What?! Why?" Spartica commanded to know from the Balaclava-clad Commander.

    "We're losing too many of 'em out there, until we figure a way to prevent the Rebelz army from being slaughtered like this, I'm keeping them back here, helping with the defense.

    "We're losing men too, and the best defense right now is the sneaking," Sparts almost barked at his ally, "Losses or not, Commander, we've got a job to do. I'm sure as hell not pulling my punches on the clock, and neither are you."

    "<Sigh> Alright, I'll tell them to be a bit more conservative, throw a knife or two from the bushes, see if they can climb to the sniper post-ups," Sunk reluctantly replied, before calling it in on his radio, "Guys, we need to clear up the offense the Bots have pinning us, try to take out some of them with your guns, and take out those snipers. "

    The accent-heavy voice of a second generation Rebelz Private replied for his platoon, "Good copy, moving for the snipers."

    Near-silent bursts of fire could be heard from the East quarry bed, the crippling gunfire from the Bots ceased on the front line, the snipers moved their sights around the East, trying to seek a target to no avail. One of them stumbled as another burst of gunfire rang out, and stumbled off his perch.

    "That's a Rebelz, alright." Sunk commented as the sniper flailed on the way down in the distance.

    After not too long, the second sniper was downed as well and the Rebelz came out of hiding, giving a Resistance'All-Clear' hand-signal.

    "That wasn't too ba--Holy Shit, open fire!" Spartica cut himself off as a new swarm of Spambots, metallic replicas of the Rebelz, sneaked up from behind the unaware ninjas. One at the back of the group grabbed at his neck as an electric cable-turned-garrote was wrapped around his neck.
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