Character:Troy BakerJoel
Game: TLoU
Arena: Like, backwater Texas, or something.
Special: Beat the shit out of you with a nail-ridden plank.
Quote: 'I guess you know what loss is now.'
Character:Troy BakerJoel
Game: TLoU
Arena: Like, backwater Texas, or something.
Special: Beat the shit out of you with a nail-ridden plank.
Quote: 'I guess you know what loss is now.'
Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!Spoiler:
TLoU?
Originally Posted by Juiz
The Last of Us.
That PS exclusive that expanded a lot of PS fanboys' dongs.
And y'know troy baker's a badass so
Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!Spoiler:
Edited
Waiting a couple more hours, for one more person, then starting it.
CHAPTER ONE
The VGBR gong has been heard. The Arena materialized right before their eyes. Buildings from Liberty City started growing all around them. They were in Texas, and the heat was unbearable. Trees from the Twisted Treeline started surrounding them, creating an unpassable arena. Diagon Alley shops apppeared, followed shortly by all sorts of flasks and work tables, with a "Aperture Nye labs" sign above them.
Below them was Maridia. Above, the SSBB Battlefield. A huge statue from the Hall of Heroes was watching over them.
A second gong was heard. Tires screeched. Axel was furios. And he had a purpose. He was promised freedom from his eternal prison if he wins this. He went for the most powerful opponent he saw. Ridley. The dragon saw him coming, and just flew a bit higher, avoiding him.
Ridley: Hah, is that all you can do, Car-man?
Axel grunted at the dragon, and sent out a shockwave, knocking down Ridley.
Axel: Retribution time.
And he accelerated towards the Dragon.
Professor Layton was inspecting the fight, when Meta Dion approached.
Dion: Wassup.
Layton: Oh hello there, Sir. Are you not after my blood?
Dion: Nah, dude, I'm Canadian.
Layton: Oh.
Samus was after Ridley, but she saw a weird dude with huge tires on his hand attacking him, so she waited for them to finish. However, she knew the most powerful competitors had to be taken down. He looked up and saw Diana and Potter. They might put up a fight, although she can't fight them both at the same time..
There can only be one, strong, independent woman here.
Samus charged her cannon, and fired it at Diana. Diana reacted fast and put up her shield, and followed with her Crescent Strike, hitting Samus.
Samus: Ha, you call that an ability? My suit barely felt that
Said Samus as Diana was following up with her Lunar Rush
Samus: Oh shit
Joel was trying to find a pistol, and keeping low. He didn't want to draw unnecessary attention. He was no space-robot-dragon-thingy after all.
He found a pistol on top of a lump. When he pulled the pistol, he heard a scream. The lump was in fact Roman Bellic.
Roman: AAH, LEAVE ME ALONE OR I'LL SHOOT. Don't mess with me, I'm a great shooter.
Joel: Hey, calm down buddy, nobody is trying to hurt you..
Joel was taking out a knife, slowly.. and then jumped on Roman
Shots were heard, and a groan
Booker: Stop right there, you witch, you ain't standing between me and the prize.
He was pointing his shotgun at Harry Potter, who was aiming his wand at him.
Booker: You know, one thing I've learned. If you don't draw first, you don't get to draw at all.
Booker said this as he was putting his finger on the trigger
Harry: DEPRIMO
Booker's shotgun fell apart
Booker: You lil shit
Booker took out his pistols, as Potter casted Flagrate
Harry: Come on, you hairy twat, it's firepower versus Fire Power
Booker: I hate you
And he started shooting, and went for cover
Harry did the same thing, only he created his own cover.
Booker smiled. Time to dispel this bitch.
Bill Nye was examinating QWOP and looking out in the distance, talking to himself
Nye: You see kids, this is why you always eat your vegetables! Because the vitamins in your body cause you to..
QWOP was standing still. He hated his life. People kept thinking he was a retard. He had a masters degree, he fucking went to college. His name wasn't even QWOP. Nobody asked him anything. They just laughed. Cause he couldn't control his body.
All his life he was made fun of. But this was worse. Ever since he lost that bet and had to compete in the marathon, his life was horrible. His wife left him, his kids also left him. His cat died because he couldn't reach the food-bowl. He kept falling around the house.
This was his moment. His time to shine. To show everyone he's not a retard. He made a step forward..
Bowser came face to face with Bill Rizer. Bowser, 10 times bigger than Rizer. Rizer, 10 times more ballsy.
Rizer: You know what they say, you retarded turtlesauce, the bigger they are, the more they suck
And he took out his bazooka, and started firing madly at Bowser, who didn't even flinch. What did flinch was his hammer, which he slammed down on Rizer.
To not extent however, when Rizer got between Dreamy Bowser's legs, and started cutting away at them, making Bowser fall.
He took a step back, and took out his RPG.
Rizer: Hasta la Vista, baby
Said Bill as he shot a rocket straight into Bowser's shell, delfecting it.
The rocket was deflected towards Nye, who dodged in time, but was heavily injured.
He looked up and saw QWOP standing above him. Hah, retard.
Nye: There are over 100 billion stars in space, and if you don't think that's the tightest shit then get the fuck out my face
QWOP had a masters in science. He knew that.
Nye: You don't wanna mess with the guy bill Nye, I rap sharp like a needle in your eye.
And shot a needle in QWOP's eyes. Hah, blind retard.
QWOP didn't care. QWOP wanted blood. He bended his knees, and fell on Nye, smashing his head in with his knees.
Hah, retard.
FIRST DEATH-BILL NYE
To be continued...
That QWOP portrayal is hilarious and disturbing at the same time. Awesome.
Last edited by Kubby; 09-10-2014 at 04:01 AM.
You know, I had this thing prepared. I was ready to congratulate Polar for not choosing the worst character in my analysis. But no. You had to kill the second worse character with the worse one.
Good chapter though.
Anticlimatic, amirite
When are you doing the analysis?
I want to see if your winner corresponds to mine
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