Tbh I just found out who Axel is, and I love him as a character.
Btw ranger where's that analysis?
Tbh I just found out who Axel is, and I love him as a character.
Btw ranger where's that analysis?
Originally Posted by Dion
Sorry, due to various circumstances such as school, life, and preparing to send a dog to Hana, I've not been able to complete it as quickly as I wanted. It is coming, and I'm not rewriting any of it to make it quicker.
Diana didn't see QWOP
She just tripped over him, and fell.
Smashing her head against a rock.
FOURTH DEATH-DIANA
*Sigh*
Saw that coming..
I blame Clemi.
Underpowered underdogs are my weak spot
Chapter Four
Of all the fucking spells in Hogwarts, there isn't one to kill a dude with tires for hands. It's a shame, really. Stupid Dumbledore. "I taught you everything you know". Yeah right, you old fart, where's the lesson about what to do when a fucking car-man with a taste for blood and vengeance chases you? Huh? Where's that?
Wait. Potter was not an idiot. A tire-man meant he can't get into small places. He jumped out of the car, and climbed up a twisted tree.
Axel had no time for his bullshit. He went and looked for fresh blood.
Potter could see the whole place from up there. Including the Samus-Ridley battle.
Ridley: It's time, Samus. Time to end this.
Ridley swooped down on Samus, dodging just in time to fire a laser at him. Ridley dodged with his wings and then tail-swiped Samus, making her fall on the floor, ready to impale her with her tail.
Samus: Wait, that's OP..
OP?
OP!
NERF HAMMER
A huge hammer dropped down on Ridley, smashing him, and making him a small lizard.
Which Samus easily stomped.
Samus: Easy
EXPELIARMUS
Samus's suit disintegrated, leaving her with only her Zero Suit.
Samus: U lil shit
Looking back from a distance, you would've seen a little geek in a robe vs a hot tall, muscular chick in a latex suit.
You're god damn sure the geek's gonna get his ass kicked.
Harry prepared himself to cast a spell, but Samus took his wand and snapped it in two.
Samus 2 Harry 0
Samus was ready to deal the final blow to Harry..
???: SAY HELLO TO MY FRIENDS OF VARYING SIZES!
Oh no.
A car crashed near QWOP. He couldn't run very well.
But could he drive?
Booker got up.
He was pissed.
He wanted vengeance. And so did Axel.
Axel took out two shotguns from his tires and started shooting at Booker.
Booker charged up his flame, and burst it on Axel's tires.
Setting them aflame.
Now he had a flaming Axel coming in at 300mph with two Sawn-Off shotguns.
Axel had the power.
Booker had the brains.
Booker: COME ON YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. ROT IN HELL
Axel was angrier.
Booker: YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU
Axel was even angrier
Booker: I FKED UR MUM
Axel snapped.
Full speed.
Into Booker.
Booker dodged, sending Axel into the Hall of Heroes statue, exploding everything around him.
Nothing was left of Axel, except some burned rubber.
Booker: Vengeance will never beat a true Hero.
FIFTH DEATH-AXEL
#TeamFriendship was in a pickle.
Dion: Joel, you can't just pound people like that!
Layton: Yes, that isn't very nice.
Joel: Shut up! You wouldn't survive a day out there! It's murder or be murdered.
Dion frowned. Then he saw Bowser approaching behind Joel. He looked at Layton.
Layton nodded.
Dion: I'm sorry. I'm afraid our friendship.. SHELL not go on
And to an OOOOOOOOOOOOO from Layton, he pushed Joel into Bowser, who smashed him with his shell, and then disappeared again.
Joel was on his knees
Joel: I'm gonna fucking... kill you..
A car honk was heard.
Then a splat.
Joel was dead.
SIXTH DEATH-JOEL
Was that QWOP?
On the other side of Liberty City, Meta Ridley hatched...
To be continued...
Last edited by Turtlesauce; 09-16-2014 at 11:02 AM.
BOOKER DE WIITIITTTTITITITIT EHEUEEUEHE
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