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    Forum Paradise - Amish Paradise Parody

    Me as Clemi
    Clemi as le Me

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    Clemi:
    As I log into the chatbox that I like to post in
    I talk to Gonad and I learn that Polar's Brazilian
    I was confused given my French nationality
    We happen to wave white flags quite frequently
    It's 4:20 in the morning and yet I'm still on Skype
    Whatever time it's here, some are even nine hours behind, mec
    And I've been surrendering and posting for so long that
    Even HenTea think that my mind is gone
    I'm a Frenchman of the ERBoHland, I'm into Nutella
    Got a baguette dans ma main gauche and a croissant à ma droite
    But if you send your verses and I send mine
    We can have a REWF done before 2029

    It’s like an episode of Days of Our Lives
    Logging into a forum paradise
    Where there's no more bots or freedom rights
    Logging into a forum paradise
    There are more trolls than we even realize
    Logging into a forum paradise
    Shit goes down when people lie during new ERB time
    Logging into a forum paradise


    A super moderator infracted me just this once
    BBGUN's cover freaked me out and I told it like it was
    Got called a bully and so I had one infract
    But Dion intervened and reversed that shat
    I ain't never messed with an Ameri-con lest they deserved it
    They're probably just mad I r**ed them and had them eliminated
    I never invaded the mod section but I got some French fries
    I left TDFE with a video where Tommy Wiseau cries, tocards
    If you register at the Maker forum, you'll be bored to tears
    They haven't the sense of community we've developed in the years
    But we still ain't alone, I mean, there's still that ol' Wiki
    They're just good for Cat in Hat photography

    Gunnut:
    There's no PHPBB, no Russia group
    Not a single name change setting
    Like real life legal matters
    You have to request it in writing


    Clemi:
    I once was the NDT to Gunnut’s Nye
    Logging into a forum paradise
    Only posted a complete parody, like, twice
    Logging into a forum paradise
    Doesn’t pay to be a forum skin that’s white
    Logging into a forum paradise
    We ban people when they get into fights
    Logging into a forum paradise


    Gunnut:
    Turning on my PC, lots of Dion's pics in my porn folder
    Got my signature move censored, better blame Polar
    Think you're really edgy ? Think you'll never make dead threads ?
    Well, I've received more than one hundred death threats
    You better finish your rap in 5 seconds or I'll get mad
    On my screen day and night, getting infractions like Brad
    So don't complain or don't talk too much
    Or else, my suka, mods might have to go berjerk on your crotch

    Check your privilege stick must suffice
    Logging into a forum paradise
    We’re all antisocial archetypes
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    We’ve spent a fuckton of time
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    And you may think we never go outside
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    Everyone Else:
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    So this is a parody of a parody?

    -Insert Inception Joke Here-
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    I actually enjoyed it, I'm just appalled at no reference to me at all honestly o.o Why not?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wario-Gal View Post
    I actually enjoyed it, I'm just appalled at no reference to me at all honestly o.o Why not?
    If I had thought of a way to rhyme your name or something with 'Paradise' I would've I swear. :c

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    So this is a parody of a parody?

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    I knew this a lot better than Gangsta's paradise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Watch_Gonad View Post
    If I had thought of a way to rhyme your name or something with 'Paradise' I would've I swear. :c
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    "We've got a few chicks, AC is nice! Chillin' here with all us guys!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wario-Gal View Post
    "We've got a few chicks, AC is nice! Chillin' here with all us guys!"
    A few too many syllables but dammit missed opportunity.

    Thinking about it now why the fuck didn't me and Clemi work with you on this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Watch_Gonad View Post
    A few too many syllables but dammit missed opportunity.

    Thinking about it now why the fuck didn't me and Clemi work with you on this.
    tfw I keep saying "hey AC we should collab one day"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clemi View Post
    tfw I keep saying "hey AC we should collab one day"
    I'm open to any kinda collabo stuff c: PM me with any ideas.
    ~I am Member 101 of the forum. I joined on December 5th, 2011.~
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