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    Top's 3rd Grade School Journal (Volume I.)

    Hello all, I recently found my 3rd grade journal under a pile of books in my bedroom, covered in dust and severely neglected. I, along with all of my fellow students in Mr. Avery's classroom, were to write in daily. The writings were all based on a daily prompt, a "starter sentence" that either Mr. Avery invented himself or a student came up with. We were to create an entry based upon this starter sentence before we began class every day.

    My fellow forumers, join me as I revisit myself 10 years into the past, a creative yet sadly misunderstood young man of 9 years age. Watch as my writings gradually spiral from 3rd grade innocence into a vast sea of chaotic tales of madness that could rival the works of Poe or Lovecraft. And most of all, friends, enjoy.

    (All names have been changed for the sake of identity protection, I'll be releasing these in bursts of 10 or so at a time, and they shall be posted with original spelling, grammar, and formatting in tact.)

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    8/31/04

    Today was the first day of school. It was good because Mr. Avery is funny and the lunch was good and mostly because Mr. Avery was funny.

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    9/1/04

    Today I feel good because I think today is going to be great day of school. Today's lunch is my favorite food, pizza. I have to go to football Practice today, I hope I make a tackle. I wonder what I'm going to do later on in 3rd grade. Mr. Avery is the funniest teacher world.

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    9/2/04

    I feel good when I have a milkshake be cause they taste good and I like ice cream. I also feel good when I watch tv because I like all those different cartoons. I also like minniture golf because I'ts fun to hit a ball with a stick and in to a hole.

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    9/3/04

    I like to read about Snakes, fish, birds, insects, jungle animals and science because I like reptiles, flying things are neat, bugs are weird, There are lot's of strange creature in the Rain forest and science is one of the coolest things in the world.

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    9/9/04

    I wish my parents knew I want it to rain footballs and snow cookies and have ∞ dollars.

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    9/10/04

    I'd Read more If I had The time because I have football practice

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    9/13/04

    On weekends, I go to my football game and after that I see if any of my friends can play. On sunday, I watch a movie then I practice for piano

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    9/14/04

    I like to play football and go cosmic bowling. sometimes I go minneture golfing, sometimes when I'm in a car I think about making a minneture golf corse with very cool obstickles and stuff, maybe I'll grow up to be a builder.

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    9/15/04

    I wish teachers would let us have recess all day because recess is fun. I also wish teachers didn't through me out the window because it really hurts. I also wish They did the chicken dance on tv.

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    9/16/04

    School is fun because there are lots cool things in school. I really like science class beacause it's very cool with all the animals. I think Mr. Avery is the funniest teacher in the world. And I really, really, really, really, really, really hope that I don't get throughn out the window.

    Now the party's over

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    9/17/04

    To me, books are great. They have lot's of cool things in them. I'm reading a goosebumps book, this one

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    9/20/04

    I hope I'll never get througn out the window by

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    9/21/04

    Alien invaders visited my home last nite. I got sucked in their giant green beam, they wanted to do tests on me, but I stuck an alien in the power box and the UFO crashed. All the aliens were chasing me, one had an eyeball for a head, another had tentecals, and the leader had 17 heads and huge brains. I poked the one with the huge eyeball, I tied the one with the tentecals, I pulled back the leaders heads very far and then let go. All the aliens were crying while

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    9/22/04

    When I grow up, I want to be a scientest because they get to do lots of cool things. I don't know what kind of scientest I'm going to be yet. I could be a rock and minaral scientest, insect scientest, fish scientest and an animal.

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    9/23/04

    I'm afraid of things with red eyes and sharp teeth and claws. I'm afraid of bears, bobcats, wolves, pitbulls, and tornados. I'm afraid of evil things of doom because they can turn you into frogs and chickens and even lizards. I'm afraid of my attic.

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    9/24/04

    When I read out loud, I try not to make any mistakes like skipping a page or saying a word wrong because if I skip a page the people listening wouldn't understand the story and if I said a word wrong the people listening wouldn't know what I ment.

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    9/27/04

    I often worry about tornadoes, crazy people chasing me, and poiseness insects. I worry of tornadoes be cause they can pick you up and twirl you like your a piece of spaggeti. I worry of crazy people chasing me beacause if they catch me they might stick acorns up my mouth or glue magnets to me so everything magnetic will stick to me. And poiseness insects make you very sick.

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    9/28/04

    I would like to be a scientest because it's really cool to mess around with chemicals that can blow you up or potion that can poisen you. It's also cool because you can find bugs and then freeze them. I really want to be a scientest.

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    9/29/04

    When I take my report card home, I hope I an A + on everything because I'll get grounded for all eternity. If I get an E it will be even worse.

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    9-30-04

    I'd like my friends to get along when I have a sleepover because I don't like it when two of my friends get in a fight because then they get jeoles because they think I'm playing with one of them to much.

    Now the party's over

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    10/1/04

    I feel important when I do something special like pick some kind of furniture for the house or fixing something. I also feel important when I do something for the first time.

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    10/4/04

    If I were president, I'd make recess infinate years long And paint the school green And scare

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    10/5/04

    I'd like to be a an Ice monster because it's fun to freeze things. It's also fun to make infinaty foot tall snowballs and then through them at things I want own the mointens for the best sled rides ever. And thats why I want to be an Ice monter.

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    10/6/04

    The Thing I'd like people to admire me for is that I have ice powers, water powers, Fire powers, lightning powers, steel powers, flying powers, weather powers, and poisen powers. And thats why I want to be admired. (PS) I don't even have these powers.

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    10/8/04

    If I were the teacher I'd Make A rule to talk anywhere in the school and anytime. And I'd make Recess All day. And if you do your homework you'll get sent to the principle. And you get to have a party Every Day. And that's what I would do If I were teacher.

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    10/11/04

    I like to hear stories about Crazy things like Saturn turned into a baseball because There really crazy. One I made up it's up is called The evil lepracahn. Thats why I like crazt stories.

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    10/12/04

    I seem to get my way when my magic eightball tells me something or when I get a pet creature. My favorite creature so far is the giant slug slash crab slash monkey slash chicken. PS. I never got a pet creature.

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    10/14/04

    My Idea of a good job is building robotic pets like the contraption cat or the robo rabbit because they will amuse people that don't have a real pet by balancing 700 plates On there nose or doing the chicken dance. That's what I think a good job is.

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    10/18/04

    The world would be a better place if people didn't get thrown out the top window of the sears tower because some people get hurt I also think people were made out of money that grows back after you spend it.

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    10/20/04

    I don't like to get thrown out of the top window of the Sears Tower because most of the time I get hurt. I also don't like to walk across a tightrope over a volcano becuase if I fall into the volcano I melt and it hurts. That's what I don't like to do.
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    Now the party's over

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top
    If I were the teacher I'd Make A rule to talk anywhere in the school and anytime. And I'd make Recess All day. And if you do your homework you'll get sent to the principle. And you get to have a party Every Day. And that's what I would do If I were teacher.
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