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    Freddy’s Fazbear’s Pizzeria. Fun for all the family (as long as the teenagers and adults don’t mind cardboard pizza and the stench of stale...everything), with some of the most advanced electronics the world has ever seen.
    It’s just too bad that there seems to be an unfixable glitch which causes them to have a craving for nightguard. Bonnie, Chica, Freddy, Foxy, and Golden Freddy, the original five.
    Toy Bonnie, Toy Chica, Toy Freddy, Mangle, that b*****d Balloon Boy, and the Puppet, the toys.
    And Springtrap, the purple guy. He’s Ranger, and I’m Turtle.
    And we’re analyzing their weapons, spookiness and skills to see who would win a Death Battle.

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    Long ago, Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria was searching for a new night guard. Rumours about the place often ran rampant, based on the constant demand of night time guards.
    Enter Mike Schmitt, a man who has about as much personality as his name is interesting, but who also is desperate enough for cash that he's willing to earn minimum wage for an overnight shift.
    Setting up shop for the first of his five nights, he found the disturbing truth to the myths just a few hours in.
    The greasy cardboard they were selling as pizza wasn't quite cutting it anymore, so they decided to move onto human flesh. Tasty.
    Actually, Turtle, they didn't want to kill the security guard, just put him in a costume, as it's against the rules of the pizzeria for staff to be outside of their costumes.
    Do they show this?
    No...
    Do the security guards end up dying?
    Yes, but-
    Then I'm going with the animatronics eating them, and you have no evidence to explicitly prove otherwise.
    Anyway, the four main animatronics were originally children, before they were killed by the killer that plagued the franchise for years, and had their souls bound to the mechanical cases by the puppet.
    Both of whom we'll look at later.
    Bonnie is an animatronic that looks like a rabbit, and is the most active of all of the animatronics, often being the first to move on all nights. He prowls the left corridor, and has a habit of screaming in faces.
    Chica is allegedly a chicken, attacking from the right hand corridor. Besides from that she shares a lot of characteristics with Bonnie, including the face screaming thing, except from how she regularly goes to the kitchen to get herself a bite to eat.
    Freddy is assumed to be the leader of the animatronics, being the franchise’s namesake. He is the most unique out of these three, especially with his music box function. He has also been heard running, making him faster than the other three main stage animatronics. Oh, and his nose squeaks.
    If those three aren’t doing it for you, head on over to pirate cove for Foxy, the...pirate...fox. It’s a kid’s restaurant, don’t expect clever naming. Like Freddy, he can run, although he’s been seen to do thus. And while it’s meant to be scary...come on! Just put this over it, and it’s comedy gold!
    Foxy has been left unfixed for an undefined amount of time, possibly years, but that doesn’t stop him from being every bit as violent as his in-service comrades. Foxy has the most dangerous physicality of all of these animatronics, with razor sharp teeth and hook.
    Of course, we’re ignoring that his lower jaw. Foxy is as cunning as his namesake, as shown with him not being fooled by the Freddy mask in FNaF 2. He can also run with so much speed and force, that he collides with a door so hard that he takes away some of the limited power the office has. I mean seriously, what the f**k?
    Well, it is most likely that the blast doors in the first game are magnetically sealed, hence them draining the power while active. It could be said that extra power is needed in order to keep the door secure, but as to whether that’s technologically sound or if it really requires such high percentages of power is another question.
    But if none of that tickles your fancy, there’s the final animatronic, the one people debated as to whether it was real or if it was just the mind of Mike Schmitt acting up. Ladies and gentlemen: Golden Freddy, the spirit of the child killed in FNaF 4...probably.
    You see, there’s very little concrete evidence in this series, and here we try to only work with certain facts to get the most accurate result. So, we are going to be assuming as few things as possible, one of those things being that the child in the fourth game became Golden Freddy, and that the spirit that followed him was actually the Puppet.
    Unlike the others, Golden Freddy isn’t an animatronic directly. Instead, he takes the form of the Spring Freddy suit, with the springlocks in place so to make it suitable to be worn as a suit, yet without a person inside it. Like this, he can fade in and out of sight, like any good ghost.
    Golden Freddy has shown an alternate form to his usual slumped demeanor: A giant, floating face of the Spring Freddy costume. This face can more ahead at a speed that matches Foxy’s in the same game, meaning that if it has physical properties, it can deal a large amount of damage to the hapless nightguard that happens to be in it’s way.
    But despite basically being furry Cybermen, these animatronics all have flaws. Unless they’re killing, they all have an aversion to moving while being watched. In addition to that, while they all soft reset when a bright light is flashed suddenly at them, Foxy is flat out deterred by it.
    Freddy also appears to gloat when his prey is in what appears to be an unwinnable situation, playing Toreador when the power is out, sometimes giving Mike Schmidt enough time before the clock turns to 6am, deactivate him. Also, he is slowed down by absence of movement, causing him to play his music box for that bit longer.
    But let’s face it, you still don’t want to be trapped with any of these for the night shift.
    *Freddy’s jumpscare, and static*


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    Step further back in time, and the papers are laden with the news: The infamous Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzaria are having a grand reopening, with a new location, new animatronics with state of the art security, and a job positioning a week later for you to be put in.
    Of course, the security can’t stop the machines from killing you. They don’t even stop after six!
    Despite starting off friendly in work time hours, the new animatronics started to react coldly towards adults, just staring at them. This got worse when a killer murdered five children and stuffed them in suits, ultimately climaxing with the frontal lobotomy of a person at a party: The bite of ‘87.
    And so the Toys were scrapped, just a day after this incident. But that’s not to say they didn’t make an impact on Jeremy Fitzgerald on his six day stint. We’re not sure why, but they were every bit as murderous as their old counterparts.
    First up is Toy Bonnie, the most drastically altered of the three main animatronics, sporting a much lighter colour, something which is the same with his guitar which he carries around the arena, and specialises in giving a blood chilling stare whenever he scans the player wearing the Freddy mask when he’s in the office.
    Then there’s Toy Chica, who was obviously catering to a very specific market. I mean look at her! Were they actually expecting people to…
    Erm…
    ...God dammit internet.
    Toy Chica has an odd quality: For some reason, she can completely detach her beak and her eyes, leaving a human shaped mouth and black holes with white pinpricks, respectively.Her cupcake also seems to be permanently attached, based on it staying firmly on her hand when she leaps to attack the player, and all the times we don’t see it can be explained by it being obstructed or out of camera view.
    Toy Freddy has a lot more teeth than his original version, but retains his microphone and squeaky poster nose. He is also fooled by the Freddy head Jeremy wears, for whatever reason. Weren’t these animatronics supposed to think for themselves?
    Instead of being called Toy Foxy, this next animatronic is known by the staff at Fazbear’s simply as Mangle, based on it being constantly being taken apart, so much so the staff officially changed what type of attraction it was to a ‘take apart and put back together’ one.
    You know what I said earlier? About not knowing why these ones are as kill happy? Screw that, this one really has a reason to.
    Mangle seems to rearrange himself as he travels through the pizzeria, and for whatever reason this also gives him the skill of being able to cling perfectly to walls and ceilings, with enough leverage to swing down upon an unsuspecting night guard’s skull. Which brings us to our second assumption: Mange caused the bite of ‘87 on Jeremy Fitzgerald.
    Given the state Mangle is in, the animatronic’s aversion to adults in addition to it’s kill animation, this is all in all the most likely scenario, especially seeing that the fourth game occurred around 1983, meaning that ‘bite’ is not the one of legend.
    This means that Mangle was easily able to break through an adult’s skull to remove their frontal lobe, a feat which requires at least 250 kg worth of pressure, far more than an average man can deal out.
    Oh, and he also lets of an untuned radio signal constantly for some reason. But they didn’t just base their new animatronics off of their old ones, as shown with their new, child friendly face, Balloon Boy.
    Oh, this b***h? Oh, this guy is HORRIBLE! He just hangs out there, acting all innocent on the first night, and then on the second? He comes in, TAUNTS YOU, AND...oh. *thud*
    Knew these tranquiliser darts would be needed. Balloon Boy is the only animatronic to not obviously be, well, an animatronic, instead looking like a statue or scaled up action figure. He also has several unique traits that separate him from everyone else in the game: He can hide his balloon and sign only to retrieve them later, most likely through a compartment in himself although it could be argued to be hammerspace, he actively speaks and laughs while moving, and he is the stealthiest animatronic there. Once he starts moving, he completely avoids all cameras until it’s unavoidable in the left air vent.
    ...ergh…
    To add to his stealth repertoire, he can steal the batteries from the torch Jeremy uses, and set himself up to laugh in the player’s face before the monitor is put down. However, this is his only avenue of attack, and has to rely on other animatronics to do the killing for him, mainly Foxy.
    Did...you just shoot me?
    However, all of these pale in comparison to the new boss of the pizzeria, the Puppet.
    ...I swear, my revenge will come soon. The Puppet is the form assumed by the soul of the first child to ever be killed at a Fazbear franchise restaurant, and while it’s never explained, is also able to appear to others as a Spring Freddy plush. We can assume that this was because the child didn’t have a physical, animatronic host at the time, but this makes no sense when looking at Golden Freddy, and it makes no difference to the battle, so let’s just ignore that whole thing.
    The Puppet is extremely tall and thin, with it’s legs ending in small points. While it has been shown to be able to balance on these, it seems more likely that he gets around through floating, as demonstrated in the ‘Give Life’ minigame and backed up by it launching itself at the player in its death animation, at a speed equaling Foxy’s. The Puppet also hosts the scariest theme in all of FNaF history, the one tune which sends shivers down the spine of people who haven’t even played the games: Pop Goes the Weasel.
    That jingle does signal the imminent death of any player who forgot to keep winding the music box. This musical contraption is the only thing that pacifies the Puppet, keeping it in it’s present styled box until it peters out. Then, the night guard can keep the light shining on it while he winds it back up, preventing it from moving, but the window for this is very small. If it starts coming after you, you’re dead. While the Puppet seems just as able to kill the night guard on duty as any of the others, as demonstrated in the aforementioned mini game his true talent lies elsewhere: Binding souls to the animatronics. Yes, this thing is the reason behind the animatronics wanting to kill you.
    But while he, too, isn’t fooled by the Freddy head, all the others are. Mangle can make a habit out of hanging out on the ceiling for a while before actually killing the player, and...that’s actually it for specific flaws. They, too, don’t like moving while being seen and flashing a bright light at them will cause a brief system reset, but otherwise? They’re deadlier toys than Chucky.
    *Pop Goes the Weasel, and then the Puppet’s jumpscare*


    Spoiler: 

    Go back even further in time, to the age where Freddy Fazbear’s Diner was still just a small restaurant. On one particular day, the single Freddy Fazbear animatronic was taking cake to the children inside, as one sad child watched from outside. A car pulled up behind him, starting the string of murders that would follow Fazbear for all of it’s existence. This was the first confirmed kill of the Purple Man.
    We know pretty much nothing about the Purple Man himself, not his age, motives, even the exact number of children he’s killed. However, we are able to be certain of a couple of things. He is the perpetrator of the child deaths that weren’t caused in some form by the animatronics, killing every life with a sadistic grin plastered across his face. And the worst thing? He’s an employee of the company!
    The Purple Man has been seen as early as 1983, assisting another employee into a Spring Bonnie suit. From then on, we only see him around acts of death at the franchise, with a badge signalling how he’s moved up in rank. As we don’t see him in the games as they happen, only in the Atari style minigames that happen post nights/deaths, there’s not much detail to go into up until a time after Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria has closed for good, with it becoming desolate and broken, with rain falling in from the ceiling. Here, the animatronics are lured away one by one, until the Purple Man takes them by surprise and completely dismantles them.
    This occurs with Bonnie, Chica, Freddy, and Foxy, until a lone spirit appears on the stage. This spirit goes to the location’s safe room, a place which was off of the animatronic’s maps so they couldn’t enter it and was supposed to be sealed off after an incident in the eighties, to find four other spirits. In front of them was Purple Man, scared out of his mind as his past victims were in front of him again. He fled into the nearby Spring Bonnie suit, the one he had previously worn to lure children away to kill them, and began to laugh. However, the laughter and the moisture from the rain caused the springlocks to fail, making the animatronic pieces fall back into the suit, breaking Purple Guy’s bones and crushing him, blood spurting out everywhere in the goriest scene in the games.
    But while the spirits of the children faded away, Purple Guy didn’t die. He continued to convulse, trapped within his suit inside a room that wasn’t even known to exist for thirty years, when he was eventually found by Fazbear Fright, a company creating a horror attraction based on the murders and death that occured there in the past. They thought they hit the jackpot by getting an actual animatronic. They did, but it wasn’t the jackpot they were expecting. They had the suit that the killer himself used, with him still inside. And still alive.
    This mechanical monstrosity was dubbed a name based on his horrific death: Springtrap.
    Springtrap brings is a fusion of man and machine, bringing the brain of the uncaught serial killer and the strength of a mechanical beast. The best point of comparison we have here is with Spring Freddy being able to crush a child’s head in his jaws, but that’s still no small feat.
    Springtrap tends to hide in the shadows, making it difficult for the security guard to locate his location, even if he knows exactly what area he’s in. He also plays with his prey, often just staring at the player, either through a camera, through the window right in front of the security office, or through the door going into said office. Transferring his knowledge as his time as a murderer, he has knowledge as to how to dismantle the four main animatronics before they have a chance to fight back. Sure, he possibly had a tool for such a job and he also had the element of surprise, but tell me you think taking down any of those things under any circumstance would be an easy task.
    Springtrap is also thought to be able to cause hallucinations of the previous animatronics, including Chica and the Puppet by some, however it can be explained as the spirits of the children trying to get the security guard to leave due to the danger Springtrap poses. As there is no decisive evidence on either side, we are not going to give him this power in the fight.
    But that’s not the only problem he has. He is only in control of himself while the animatronic is in free roam mode, from midnight through six. Plus, he is unable to resist any overriding programming, such as the one that makes him head towards any noise when there’s nobody nearby. But let’s face it. It’s a zombie serial killer robot! It’s a villain created by Cards Against Humanity!
    S A V E T H E M
    you can’t
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    I once heard Ranger was a legend.
    Now I can confirm Ranger is a legend.

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    Well, the combatants are set.
    It’s time for a DEATH BATTLE!

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    The security guard sat down, and nervously glanced at the clock. 11:58. He mentally kicked himself. Why did he return? He had heard the tapes, those things can’t move outside of their maps. But then, why did that animatronic know how to make his way around this site? The security guard shook his head. Fazbear Fright must have been built in the same building as a branch of Freddy’s was. And while he may get scared, all those tales of the animatronics killing people at night were just rumour, just urban legends, right? Nobody actually believed them, right? He started as a frantic beeping was heard, originating from his watch. 12:00. Time for his shift to begin, and for that animatronic to start moving. The phone rang, and the guard put it on speaker.
    “Hey hey! Great to see you haven’t been scared off or whatever.” The guard scowled. His boss must know how he felt last night, to start off like that. “But listen man, we’ve got it. We have the ultimate jackpot! You probably haven’t seen them seeing as you enter from the back, but I’ve put them around the place. Dude, that old, withered, golden one? Forget it, as we have a TON of new animatronics, that look good as new! I mean, we must have gained at least two generations of robotics in one swoop. Well, make sure the place doesn’t burn down, and I’ll see ya later.” The click of the Phone Dude hanging up was met with the slamming of the exit. Nothing was worth staying around that many animatronics, the security guard thought as he fled to his car, nothing.
    Meanwhile, the animatronics had woken up and into Free Roam mode, with a glitch in their minds, prioritising the preservation of them, and their generation of animatronic, over all others.

    Fight!

    Freddy looked around, seeing Bonnie and Chica. Foxy was still under the sheet he was placed there in, right in front of a poster of himself. He looked around, seeing no one else nearby with the exception of. Bonnie started to head off on his own, Chica following behind him, with Freddy opting to go through the opposite direction.

    In another room, a music box was plinking away as Mangle shifted himself, fixing his mechanical parts so to hang from the roof. Down below, Toy Freddy was looking around at the burnt and decaying scraps that had come from the very same restaurant he used to mascot.
    “Hello?” He looked around. Balloon Boy had already disappeared, and Toy Bonnie and Toy Chica were leaving the room they were in. Toy Freddy understood what they were up to, but opted to head off on his own, to cover more ground.

    Springtrap screamed internally, only letting a low groan be heard. Another night, and another chance to take a life, to remind himself what he lived for. That is, if he even still lived.
    “Hello?” The mechanical pieces that formed the animatronic side of the suit whirred into life as their programming took over, heading towards the noise of that obnoxious child. So, the Guard was back, and he was not willing to go quietly. Of course, he didn’t want that. He had come to love the hunt. But...something was different. That noise seemed to come from inside of the wall, as signalled from the suit attempting to walk straight through the wall, instead of finding a route around it. He found himself in control again, and grinned as much as he could, ignoring the pain it induced within him. Looks like he would finally find a release for his bloodlust.

    The first animatronics to meet each other were the Bonnie and Chica counterparts, in the main hall of Fazbear Fright. The four stood on opposite sides of the room for a time, their internal parts whirring, working out the best course of action. All four walked towards to meet in the center of the room. The fighting was officially started by the two Bonnies hefting their guitars up and swinging them at the other, hitting and causing a dent in their heads. Toy Bonnie lowered the guitar and thrust it, trying to push the other away, but Bonnie swung his guitar to block it, resulting in both being broken, The two devolved into punching each other as Chica was knocked backwards as a metal plate was sent into her forehead, and Toy Chica stepped closer to deal the final blow. Chica decided to sacrifice that closest to her, and so threw her cupcake at her sexulised doppelganger. This struck and knocked off her beak, but otherwise didn’t do much. She raised the plate, stuck to her hand, with the intention of bringing it down so to sever some major wires, when she was knocked over by Toy Bonnie being thrown into her. The two animatronics tried to stand up, but Bonnie’s fist came flying into Toy Bonnie’s face, breaking right through and damaging the CPU, causing Toy Bonnie to fall down, unresponsive. He didn’t get a chance to celebrate before Toy Chica sent the plate with the cupcake on it into the back of Bonnie’s ‘neck’, severing a major power cord, and causing Bonnie to swiftly suffer the same fate as the Toy. Chica grasped at Toy Chica’s face, only succeeding at taking off one of the eyes. Toy Chica knocked her hand away, and tried to stab her by thrusting the cupcake towards her, with the candle facing forwards like a knife. It worked, but only pierced the initial level of fake fur which covered the animatronic. Chica used this as an opportunity to strike, sending her hand straight into the exposed eye socket, pulling out a bunch of wires as she took her hand out. Toy Chica fell down, deactivated permanently.

    “Hello?” Springtrap heard the voice again, and didn’t fight the automatic movements towards it. In fact, he encouraged it. Now he was inside the air vent, he could find his prey, and satisfy his urges. He continued to crawl, thankful for none of the vents sealing themselves off from him, until he saw who he was moving towards: A round headed boy, who gave the impression he was made of plastic, all through the green light that came through a vent. “Hello?” The boy said again, no emotion aside from curiosity being shown. To Springtrap’s mind, though, it was thickly covered with fear, as the child knew he was dead. The suit stopped moving, satisfied with the proximity it was to the child. Springtrap smiled again, retreated his fist, and then punched the child will all his force in it’s face. The head effectively imploded, with the force causing plastic to shatter and wires to break. However, this was not enough, as Springtrap kept punching, until he grabbed Balloon Boy and used him to break out of the vent, throwing him onto the floor and then landing on him as a crash mat. As he did so, a loud ‘pop’ was sounded as the balloon inside him burst, and a weird outwards dent formed as the sign he usually held was poking out, resisting the weight of Springtrap. The murderer was happy for the first time in thirty years, but...no. He still wasn’t satisfied. There must be more…

    Freddy looked around this new room. This was the security guard’s office, he recognised the monitors were similar to what those animatronics who insisted to not wear their suits used. He looked up at an open vent, as Toy Freddy looked in, through the giant window. All he could see was the back of Freddy, but he knew that this thing would oppose him, and so he would have to take care of it. Toy Freddy walked around, walking through the door and raised his fist, still clenching the microphone, in the start of a sneak attack. This is when Freddy turned around, and they both froze. Freddy in anticipation, and Toy Freddy as he scanned the face of this threat. Wait...no...it wasn’t a threat, his programming was telling him such. He turned around, and started to leave the office. Freddy wasn’t sure what just happened, but was willing to take the oppertunity. He dropped the microphone that he himself had been holding, and walked up behind Toy Freddy. He grabbed both sides of his head, and twisted at the same time as pulling up. It took two seconds for any effect to be seen, but within five the job had been done, and Toy Freddy’s head was separated from his body.

    Foxy raised the sheet, looking around, seeing no one. He could never explain it, but he knew when he wasn’t being watched. And Foxy...Foxy must be watched. He discarded of the sheet, allowing it to fall to the floor behind him. This was their last chance. And yet, no security camera changed feeds to look at him. No one came into the room. Foxy was not being observed. He roared, and started to run, straight for the door. He did not recognise the location, but he was good at running. He would find the person that should be watching him, and show them the consequences of their actions. He entered the main hall, and almost tripped over the arm of the now deceased Bonnie. He looked around, and saw Chica. And then he saw something else, a brilliant brightly coloured mass against the darkness. It swung down, hitting Chica in the back of the head, and leaving a large indent. This caused enough damage to send her down as she did to Toy Chica before her. Foxy knew that he was now being watched, but it was too late. he was seeing red, and so screamed his death yell, and ran towards the still hanging head of Mangle. He raised his hook, which managed to catch itself in a joint as Mangle was trying to pull itself up. But it still succeeded, causing Foxy to be hoisted up. However, an animatronic’s arm was not meant to support the weight of so many tons of metal which made up the robotics, and so it was almost inevitable that it broke at the joint, sending Foxy plummeting down, minus one arm below the elbow. He landed heavily on the floor, damaging his internal components. Mangle dropped to the floor, whatever damage he would’ve taken minimalised by the freeform structure he took, and proceeded to rip apart Foxy, before it could do anything.

    The music had stopped. The Puppet raised from his box, with fury building up. Like Foxy, he had a peculiar berserk button. While he didn’t need to be constantly observed, he needed music. And when he didn’t get music...Puppet didn’t allow mistakes to happen more than once. So, Puppet floated out of the box, and sped right through the nearest door, past Mangle (who seemed to be a larger mass of scrap parts than he usually appeared), and through the next door. Nobody was in there, but a certain poster caught his eye. A familiar face took up the entirety of it, with the whole thing being either black or gold. Images flashed in front of his eyes, and as he finally managed to tear them away from the poster he saw a giant head, just like the one in the poster, at the other end of the room. It roared deeply, and headed towards the Puppet. With equal speed, the Puppet darted out of the room, the head completely missing him and flying through the wall, and back in. There, the slumped figure of an unfilled, springlocked Spring Freddy suit sat where the head started, seemingly staring at him. Puppet floated forwards, and stuck his arm into the suit. Just being a spirit, it went through easily, but Golden Freddy started to feel...pain? Puppet eventually retreated his arm, taking with it a glowing mass: The soul of the child that inhabited the suit. He closed his fist hard, causing the spirit to disappear into thin air, and the Golden Freddy suit to fade out of existence, forever. This was the point where Freddy walked in, behind the Puppet as it watched the poster turned back to it’s original image of Freddy, Bonnie, and Chica playing on stage. Freddy observed him: Thin, lacking strength, and lacking knowledge of him being there, not that that would help. He thought it was a certain win situation. And so, he started it. His eyes and mouth lit up, as a music box rendition of Toreador started to play. The Puppet whirled around, but instantly felt sleepy. The music...was what he wanted. When it stopped, the Puppet regained his senses, but it was too late. Not much of the Puppet was left besides some scraps of fabric and a shattered face mask.

    From the shadows, Springtrap observed. He remembered...he remembered destroying this animatronic. And yet here it was, still ending lives. Well, there was only room for one murderer. Springtrap emerged from the shadows, with Freddy only just catching him out of the corner of his eye. He turned around, but Springtrap had put himself in an advantageous position. Freddy lashed out, with Springtrap raising his arm to push the arm up, causing it to just go above his shoulder. Springtrap punched the armpit, a weak spot in the animatronic design, then turned Freddy around. While he didn’t have the right tool for the job, Springtrap learnt that day that excessive, hard punching in the right locations would put an end to any animatronic. Springtrap stood up, turning around. There, in the doorway, was Mangle, the only other remaining animatronic.

    Springtrap turned and ran, prompting Mangle to drop to the floor and pursuit him. Mangle went through the doorway, and Springtrap had seemingly disappeared. He attached himself to the wall, and then the ceiling, getting a better viewpoint. He looked around, and...wait. There, in the corner, was a pair of eyes, watching his every move. Mangle moved as quick as he could towards his location, before swinging down, aiming for the head. Springtrap ducked around, swiping at the back of Mangle’s head and knocking it into the wall, providing enough of a shock and knocking him off balance enough to send the entire animatronic crashing to the ground. Mangle stood up, turning around, furious, to find that Springtrap had disappeared again. Mangle started to charge through the shadows, thrashing violently, hoping to land a lucky strike on the opponent. Eventually, he stopped, and started to look around. Left, right, left, right...but he failed to look up. A large crash was heard as the vent was smashed out of the way, landing on top of Mangle. It looked up only for Springtrap to land on top of it, tearing at the exposed wires around Mangle’s face. While the ill fated Toy tried to thrash and knock the assaulter off, it didn’t work, as Springtrap managed to find the right wire, snapping it and stopping Mangle from moving. Springtrap stood up, asking himself, “Am I satisfied?” The suit began to move itself back to his starting point as 6am rolled around as he realised the answer: No.

    K.O.!

    Of course, the biggest b*****d won.
    This was a difficult one to decide, based on the lack of individual characteristics or even quantifiable characteristics. So, we started off by pairing up counterparts to see who would win.
    Bonnie and Toy Bonnie have absolutely nothing distinguishing themselves, and so they cancel each other. Toy Chica just lost due to her pernamently attached cupcake, however this difference was so small it was borderline negligible, and so it can be assumed that they cancel each other out too.
    With the Freddys, it looks like Toy Freddy would take it due to Freddy’s want to gloat. However, we had to take a closer look at the Freddy Mask used in the second game, as whoever has the face like the one worn would be deemed as non-hazardous by the system. We know this to be the case as the animatronics can be in your office for a while before you put down the screen, but if you put on the mask quick enough their systems will say you’re good, and so will leave.
    Also he just wanted to see who’s head he was wearing: It didn't matter in the long run.
    ...When looking, a particular quality was found about the mask: It has no teeth. It's just the upper lip that’s included on the mask, so we’re looking for a Freddy with only lower teeth. Both Freddys in that game have upper and lower teeth, however in the original game Freddy has the teeth we’re looking for, having them only on the moving lower jaw. Therefore, Toy Freddy was incapable of attacking, allowing Freddy ample time to defeat him.
    Foxy vs Mangle was hard to call, given we don't know how much strength is required to hit a door with the amount of force shown. However, we decided that Foxy’s speed was outmatched by Mangle’s climbing abilities, therefore making the Toy win.
    Golden Freddy vs the Puppet was simple. Golden Freddy has not been seen to act on the physical plain at all, with his kills of the player being possible to explain through heart attacks and other paranormal stuff. However, drawings show us Puppet gives out toys to children, so at least he can act physically. Also, he’s been shown to install spirits in objects, it makes sense that he can do the reverse...shut up, we’re trying here.
    Then we move onto the Solid Snake vs Sam Fisher if the animatronics, with this one being as one sided as Thor vs Raiden. Yes, Balloon Boy is stealthier, but he has no offensive capabilities. Not to mention, every time he speaks he’s drawing Springtrap towards him, quickly bringing his end.
    And it was gloriously brutal, just fitting for- *gun cocks* Okay, moving on.
    So that leaves us with Freddy, Mangle and Puppet, and Springtrap. While Puppet was the mastermind behind everything, it clearly lacks physical strength and endurance in comparison with the others, based on it’s slight frame. Add in being pacified by Freddy’s music box function and it stood no chance in the long run.
    But the same could be said for Freddy, as while his willingness to gloat with Toreador could be said to equal Springtrap’s playing with his opponent, the latter’s stealthiness and just being overall smarter meant that he was no problem. And then there were two: Springtrap and Mangle.
    This was a difficult one to call, due to the lack of comparative skills. Mangle had the strength advantage, as while Spring Freddy’s mechanics could crush the skull of a child, there are numerous factors such as the time it took, the decay of Springtrap and the fact that it was smaller and weaker than an adult’s skull meant that the strength advantage went to Mangle. However, this was cancelled out by Springtrap’s cunning. And so it came to one thing: Strength vs Stealth.
    As stated before, Springtrap isn’t the greatest animatronic at hiding. However, he can do enough to make it difficult for the onlooker, therefore being effective against Mangle. He can also move quickly and smoothly, therefore making it likely that he can avoid Mangle’s ceiling attack.
    All in all, it was most likely that Springtrap would reign victorious. But that’s the thing: Most likely.
    You see, there was just so much we had to assume due to the lack of complete understanding of the story, the animatronics themselves, and so on. This made a completely accurate decision on who would win impossible. Maybe if we waited for FNaF world and used the abilities shown in there, and maybe if Scott released the complete lore of the series we could come up with a final, certain answer. But as it stands, this is the one we’re getting.
    The winner is Springtrap.

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    You've made me enjoy something FNAF related.

    Well played, Ranger, well played
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    Well, you made good use of what little you had to work with, so good job mang

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    Other than the misspelling of Schmidt, well done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Turtlesauce View Post
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    Well played, Ranger, well played
    Well, if all FNAF contestants but one get killed, it is easy to enjoy it.

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    Can I suggest some stuff?

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    Geralt of Rivia vs Deathstroke
    Kingpin vs Bane (Brawn + Brain matchup)
    The Riddler vs MODOK
    Power Rangers vs Ninja Turtles
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eltrut Ecuas View Post
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    All the yes to these.

    Also, perhaps a bit mundane, but

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    Arno Dorian and Shay Cormac of Assassin's Creed fame (Or lack thereof.) would be cool in a battle. (Guy whose dad was killed vs The guy who killed the dad. Also their arsenals are very different because Ubi revamp syndrome but both are very capable with their most potent weapons in hand.)
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    Death Battle is coming soon! So, to fill the time (and to fill out this page so that the battle is all on one page), what is the one character you would love to see duke it out?
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