Epic Rap Battles of Mangle-ry

[Katz]

Epic Rap Battles of Nuttery!
Bill Gates!
vs...
John... D... ROCKEFELLERRRRRRRRR
Begin!

JDR:
I'm giving you a Bill, any rhyme I will foil
Your victory? Microsoft against Standard Oil!
You're gonna pay for this, no there ain't no stopping me
You play with buggy codes while I play my own Monopoly!
I'm the richest man in history, the highest amount!
You spent your college years with code yet you still can't count!
In just my youngest years I amounted unbelievable riches
I've got an X on your company, now I'm out bitches!

Bill Gates:
You opened the Gates to Hell and there's no getting out
12,000 cases against your company? What the fuck was that about?
Draining the country where what you call "Standard" is a natural scarcity.
I'm the Dos Boss giving riches to charity!
My products satisfy everyone, there's nothing you can say against me
It's a vista to see all of my XP!
Making rivalries, was that really so wise?
Because you honestly Vanderbilt your own demise!

JDR:
Even after my death my company started to grow back its demand
I can't take you seriously, you fucking ordered Comic Sans!
The lord of the industry can afford to bring forth more gore than Old Yeller
Try to step to me William, I'm not afraid to a Rock-a-feller!

Bill Gates:
I live happily with my wife, no one wants John's D
You died wrinkly miserable, while I make more bank than JP.
Whacked up while filling up jacked up gas is just no fun
My devices certainly are, man I just Xbox Won!

Who Won?
Who's Next?
You Decide!
Epic-
CHA-CHING
Rap Battles of Nuttery!

[Katz]

Reference Guide:

Epic Rap Battles of Nuttery!
Bill Gates!
vs...
John... D... ROCKEFELLERRRRRRRRR
Begin!

JDR:
I'm giving you a Bill, any rhyme I will foil
(A reference to Rockefeller's liking for money and a play on Gates' name)
Your victory? Microsoft against Standard Oil!
(A joke on Gates' company name to compare to Rockefeller's company)
You're gonna pay for this, no there ain't no stopping me
(Another money joke and saying that Gates isn't good at rapping)
You play with buggy codes while I play my own Monopoly!
(A reference to the hours of Gates' college years spent playing with unstable code and then a joke about how Rockefeller had a monopoly over oil)
I'm the richest man in history, the highest amount!
(Rockefeller brags that he is the richest person in all of Earth's history)
You spent your college years with code yet you still can't count!
(Another joke about how Gates spent his college time with coding and then a joke about how Windows went from Windows 8 to 10)
In just my youngest years I amounted unbelievable riches
(A reference to how in his early 20's, Rockefeller made a ton of money)
I've got an X on your company, now I'm out bitches!
(Rockefeller shows hatred to Microsoft as well as a play on words with the company 'Exxon')

Bill Gates:
You opened the Gates to Hell and there's no getting out
(A pun on Gates' last name as well as a threat)
12,000 cases against your company? What the fuck was that about?
(A reference to the 12,000 cases against Standard Oil that lead to its downfall in Rockefeller's later years)
Draining the country where what you call "Standard" is a natural scarcity.
(a stab about how something called Standard is now scarce)
I'm the Dos Boss giving riches to charity!
(A reference to Dos as well as a nod to Bill Gates donating a lot of money to charity often)
My products satisfy everyone, there's nothing you can say against me
(Gates says that his products are loved by everyone)
It's a vista to see all of my XP!
(Puns on Windows XP and Windows Vista, but also means a beautiful sight to see Gates' experience)
Making rivalries, was that really so wise?
(A reference to how Rockefeller was on bad terms with other leaders of the industries)
Because you honestly Vanderbilt your own demise!
(A reference to how Cornelius Vanderbilt and Rockefeller were on bad terms with each other)

JDR:
Even after my death my company started to grow back its demand
(A reference to how Rockefeller's descendant companies grew after he died)
I can't take you seriously, you fucking ordered Comic Sans!
(A reference to how Gates requested a font which gave us the horrible on the eyes meme that is Comic Sans)
The lord of the industry can afford to bring forth more gore than Old Yeller
(Rockefeller saying he's not scared to harm Gates)
Try to step to me William, I'm not afraid to a Rock-a-feller!
(Continuing the threat as well as a play on Rockefeller's last name)

Bill Gates:
I live happily with my wife, no one wants John's D
(Gates boasting about a good relationship and a pun with Rockefeller's name)
You died wrinkly miserable, while I make more bank than JP.
(A stab about how Rockefeller died a grumpy 90-something year old man)
Whacked up while filling up jacked up gas is just no fun
(Gates joking about the current price of gas)
My devices certainly are, man I just Xbox Won!
(Gates boasting about his devices being successful and then using a pun on the newest Xbox console, the Xbox One)

Who Won?
Who's Next?
You Decide!
Epic-
CHA-CHING
Rap Battles of Nuttery!

[Poles]

Nice. :3 I'd give that one to Rockefeller.
In the future, please refrain from making two threads (one for battle and one for ref guide), for the sake of not "clogging up" the section. Double posting is fine in this case as it is a piece of work.

[Katz]

Nice. :3 I'd give that one to Rockefeller.
In the future, please refrain from making two threads (one for battle and one for ref guide), for the sake of not "clogging up" the section. Double posting is fine in this case as it is a piece of work.

Glad you liked it.
And I didn't know how a reference guide would follow under the double post rule and I wanted to stay safe

[Katz]

Epic Rap Battles of Nuttery!
Freddy Fazbear
vs...
Slenderman

Freddy:
Guess who's there? The bear.
You hide in the forest, while I give jumpscares
Why don't you take your tentacles back to the gay bar?
My games are critically acclaimed yours have fallen under the radar.
Your a night guard and it's nice to meet ya
I'm coming for blood have a slice! (Of pizza)

Slenderman:
Oh boy, time to rid the Earth of this disease
A demonic monster scared of a knock off Chuck-E-Cheese?
Let's face it, your games are nothing but a money whore
You'd be stale scare tactics without your fan lore
Come to my woods, asylum, school, anywhere you'll become gelatin
I'll make you like your golden brother and rip out your Endoskeleton!

Bonnie:
Bonnie is here, to face a faceless business man
Come into the sun and get a fucking tan
I'm like the rapper before me, but with actual moxie.
You wouldn't try to touch me, you'd probably bust out a Proxy.
Our game is hauling steam, no one remembers your name
Your popularity is as existent as my face -- in the second game!

Slenderman:
Ahhhh, seriously, oh no
A bear now rabbit who's gender people don't know.
Your metal asshole is about to be stuffed with your bow tie.
You can take your right door, go ahead and go die.
You're possessed by a child, Scott is really milkin' it
But trying to beat the king of creepypasta, you're full of Schmidt!

Chica:
Leave it to a woman to do a man's job.
I'll use my extra teeth to eat you like corn on the cob!
Your verses are sloppy, take my bib for Pete's sake.
I make better pizza than you could ever make
We remain an elusive mystery, you've been proven fake.
I got my eyes on you, an extension of a cupcake!

Slenderman:
Seriously with all the teamwork, what the fuck?
I'm not scared of an obese chicken the world thinks is a duck
Your popularity never boosted you so far
In Game 2 you got replaced by a failed Porn Star
Your game being remotely scary, not even checking out as maybe
You only wear that bib cause you're a fucking baby

Foxy:
Aye Mate, wanna spit that salt towards my face?
Y'know it's bad when a dismembered fox calls ye a disgrace
Giving me maties chills since I run down the halls
You have "man" in your name, but a robot has bigger balls!
Ar you had me giggling with the verses you took
If you need mouth, I always have my trusty hook

Slenderman:
Your game is a night guard's delusion
Freddy's the only character without gender confusion
I have had enough children squeaking for one day
When I break the rest of your jaw no one will ask "What Does the Fox Say"
I'm better at kidnapping, got skills like a trove
This is the final curtain call, so go back to Pirate Cove

Who Won?
Who's Next?
You deci-
a red triangle flashes over the screen.
*pop goes the weasel plays*


Marionette:
Real talent is what all of you lack tonight
You couldn't pull a lever now you're gonna drown in black and white
I give Markiplier chills at night, and deliver presents by day
I gave you four fuckers life and I can take right away
Faceless fucker you couldn't be scary if you tried
I'm the possessed puppet no lore about you - nothing says you died
I spit flows sicker than the music you play are you hearing me yet?
Although Chica gives food, you still got served by the Marionette

Who Won?
Who's Next?
You decide!
Epic-

Rap Battles of Nuttery!

(reference guide tomorrow)

[BrineBlade]

damn.

[Katz]

PREVIOUS BATTLES I MADE BEFORE THIS THREAD ABOVE

This is the thread for the new rap battles I started making!

CURRENT HINT:
Youtube - To be a mature team or to not be a mature team

BATTLES BELOW!

[AccordionChick]

CURRENT HINT:
It's getting hot in here!

Nelly VS Heat Miser

[Katz]

Epic Rap Battles of Mangle-ry!
*it shows Mount Olympus when suddenly someone descends from the sun*
Helios!
Vs!
*a red ship is shown charging through the water. An oldish man with a cup of tea walks onto the deck of the ship where he talks to someone hidden behind a shadow*
"We've found the avatar!"
Prince Zuuuuuuko!
"Not if I can stop it!" Helios shouts from the sky
"Uncle," Zuko says, "I have a new target!"
Begin!

Helios:
You're messing with a Greek, big mistake mister.
You're a dishonorable punk constantly shown up by his sister!
You believe your mom is still alive, why?
It's obvious she's up with me in the sky.
To the cyclopses with you, you miserable fugitive!
You're the only idiot alive dumb enough to betray your relative!
Helios will get you sonny, because you're only a disgrace!
I spit scary, giving more scars than the ones on your face!

Zuko:
How could you say that?! Those are the last words you'll send!
Myths made you a static asshole, I was a hero in the end!
I'm a vulture, you're nothing more than a baby in the nest,
Going against The Blue Spirit, nephew of the Dragon of the West!
Good job shining over a country with no money
I chuckle at losers like you while pouring cups of tea
Your verses are the worst, were mine a fluke? (Aang, Katara, Toph and Sokka: No!)
This is what you deserve for messing with (Iroh: Prince Zuko!)

Helios:
Katara didn't trust you till you tried to murder a man
You almost got slain by a dragon because your fire went down the can.
Wit of Athena, skill of Artemis, I'll melt your ice cream cone!
I'll destroy the rest of your family, call it Zuko Alone!

Zuko:
I am of upmost honor, history leaves you forgotten
You're like the beasts of your land cause you're down right rotten!
I… Give up, Helios just made me get smacked
BUT EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE FIRE NATION ATTACKED!

Who Won?
Who's Next?
You Decide!
Epic Rap Battles of Mangle-ry!

(Hint for next time: Opposite sides of the video website)

[Katz]

Epic Rap Battles of Mangle-ry!
John Green
AAAAAND
Hank Green!
vs.
Anthony Padilla
AAAAAAAND
Ian Hecox
BEGIN!

Ian:
The highest of youtube against a couple science dudes?
This'll be our next Battle but without the foods!
We've made apps and grown army what have you done?
You're stuck up losers who don't know how to have fun!
Explaining paradoxes from 0, but we've already 1 (won),
Ian chases nerds down an alley before He cocks (Hecox) his gun!
You're only shown in science classes why aren't you crying?
If we made "If the Vlog Brothers were cool" we'd be the experts at lying!

Hank:
Sit down you dropout, it's time you come to class,
Momentum is building in my foot to kick your ass
You better go Green, cause we flow like no other
Your boyfriend and you are nothing to me and my brother!
Your Epic Rap Battle turned out to be an Epic Rap Fail
An acceptance to college is what you won't get in your mail!
You're obviously on acid crying when I take action
Acid? Crying? You're just a chemical reaction!

Anthony:
An obscure channel breeding under educated cattle
Maybe it wasn't the best but at least we were in a rap battle!
Explain the science on why you two stink
When I want to see people dicking around I stick to Rhett and Link

John:
You see, unlike us, you can never be a boss
Your facts aren't quite straight, why don't you use some Mental Floss?
Your channel won't boost in popularity and you won't go far
You only entertain 12 year olds, that's The Fault in Our Youtube Stars!

Who Won?
Who's Next?
You Decide!
Epic
SHUT UP
Rap Battles of Mangle-ry!

HINT FOR NEXT TIME: Real life or videogames? I don't know who to pk.