Epic Rap Battles of Mangle-ry

[sane]

Gotye vs Dory from Finding Nemo

[Katz]

Gotye vs Dory from Finding Nemo

"Now you're just somebody that I used to know"
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SPECIAL REQUEST:
So before I get down to my announcement.
Here's a hint:

Spoiler: 

Rise above, gonna start the war!
What you want, what you need, what'd you come here for?
Well, an eye for an eye and an 'F' for fight
They're taking me down as the prisoners riot

Got shackles on, my words are tied
Fear can make you compromise
With the lights turned up, it's hard to hide
Sometimes I wanna disappear

When I feel kinda bad and don't want to stress
I just pass it off on ability
Well, you got what you want, and what you never knew
Perfect gift from me to you

Got shackles on, my words are tied
Fear can make you compromise
With the lights turned up, it's hard to hide
Sometimes I wanna disappear

(Raise up to your ability)
You never knew what I could find
What would come when we realize
I don't want to compromise

(Raise up to your ability)
Yeah I'm scared but I disappear
Running around before it corners you
I can't go because my life's a wreck

(Raise up to your ability)
I know that you want me
'Cause it's simple to see of my ability

(Raise up to your ability)
Yeah you're undecided
Yeah so I can see that
Yeah I don't wanna runaway

You gotta focus on your ability
Focus on your ability
Gotta focus on your ability
Focus on your ability

Then they can't get what they want to steal
Can't get what they want to steal
Then they can't get what they want to steal
Can't get what they want to steal

Props to people that know that song.

Now for my announcement. What I'll call the "Magic Battle" is to be delayed. I'd like to make a winter themed battle!
Who should I put in a battle? Leave your suggestions. (I'd recommend christmas characters)

[BrineBlade]

jack frost vs elsa
santa claus vs the coca-cola polarbore (JK, I mean the polar bear)

[Katz]

jack frost vs elsa
santa claus vs the coca-cola polarbore (JK, I mean the polar bear)

someone replied to my th-
I mean, I like the first suggestion :D

[YellowNerd]

For a winter themed battle, I recommend using Father Frost!

[Katz]

Epic Rap Battles of Mangle-ry
Elsaaaaa
vs.
Sub Zero!

*piano instrumental*
Elsa:
The blood shines bright on the asshole tonight, not a decent verse to be seen
A kingdom of sub-par rappers and above them, I'm the queen.
*beat drops*
My movie broke records, reviews flooded youtube
I'm a queen at spitting cold raps, while you're just a noob
I made a frozen castle of my own you couldn't make a snowflake
You can suck Olaf's carrot dick, go get a throat ache!
I'll painfully end your life, opposite Dr. Kevorkian
My verses leave a sting, like the ones you got from scorpion!

Sub Zero:
You pussied out at a party leaving your shitty town unattended
Let a whacked out prince dictate and leave your only sister offended
You went and focused on the drama, you dirty whore
You almost killed your sister now you almost killed Rule 34
I fought for my family and ended up taking spines
You turned your back on yours so now I drop verbal mines!
That sister of yours would've made a queen for a better history
but now- Scorpion Wins! Flawless Victory!

*piano music again*
Elsa:
Its time to see your pathetic defeat
Bow down to the girl, bow down to me
*beat drops*
Let it go! You fucking wimp try to take me in a fight
I'll spit lyrical blizzards at you all night!
I spit in a league of pros, you belong with the cons
Trying to take the OG Queen in a battle? You've fallen into the wrong Hannes!

Sub Zero:
Actually it was your sister who got married in a day
Quality audiences went to see Big Hero 6 anyways
It was ice to meet you but now this must stop
People in the future will call your movie a big flop
You got hunted down you cuntish clown, now are you pissed off?
Cause battling me, you've got worse luck than Christoph

Who Won?
Who's Next?
You D-
*jingle*
*jingle*
*jingle*
:O omg look

Santa Claus:
Santa has come here to solve things my own way
A dumb video game character and a frozen slut represent my holiday?
I'm the ringleader of being jolly, you both are just clowns
I'm going Christmas Ham, Santa Claus is going to town!
Anything you can do, every dis will miss
Two modern culture losers can't beat the icon of Christmas!

Who Won?
Who's Next?
You D-
:OOOO oh snap

Jack Frost:
Shut up fatass, I replaced you in no time
I spit sick flows but you got no rhymes
You need to take a chill pill before I chill you
No one wants old and ugly compared to hot and new
You done Jacked up St. Nick, the end is near
And your sack is so big because you only come once a year!

Who Won?
Who's Next?
You D-
:OOOOOOOO I'm getting sick of typing this face. At least there's no ad-

Did you know that with every bottle of Coca-Cola you buy you donate money to the PolarBores of the arctic regions? Spread the cheer this year an-
*the Polar Bear walks out of the ad*

Coke Polar Bear:
I can't bear your rhymes, I'll do better ones if you let me
Cause you all blow more than the taste of pepsi
I warm hearts with my ads, you do nothing but rake in cash
I'll take a break from witty schemes to come and kick your ass
After I maul you all it will be a silent night
You're the epitome of shitty, I'm the epitome of marketing done right

Who Won?
Who's Next?
You D-
:OOOOO FOR FUCK'S SAKES JUST END THIS BATTLE

Father Frost:
I russian to the battle to see that you all made a scary fail
You're all modern garbage, I'm a classic fairy tale.
Elsa, Jack animate yourselves a life.
Santa Cock stop getting mounted by children and go to your wife!
Mr. Bear, in my country we would kill you in a minute
OG Father Frost joined in because he knew that he would win it!

Who Won?
Who's Next?
You Dec- Wait? There's really no more? :D -ide
Epic
*sleigh bells*
Rap Battles of Mangle-Ry!

Here's my "gift", scrapped lines. I scrapped these either because they didn't fit the battle or I didn't like them enough.

Elsa:
???? and slam the door
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I'm cold but I'm hot, I'm a real babe-ality
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????? just because your family died!

Sub Zero:
???? Lin Kuei
***
Your biggest representation was 3 year old girls on Halloween!
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I spit acid like a reptile, slice like Kabal
Spit louder than Syndel, skills? I've got em all!

Santa:
Not on my watch, I'm gonna reindeer on your parades
Shown in my day your characters are nothing but charades (at the last second I moved this from being in the battle to being scrapped and moved the going to town line from being scrapped to vein g in the battle :P )

Jack Frost:
*something about that stupid movie he was in*
***
*obscure reference to the rumor of him being playable in Smash Bros 4*

Coke Bear
*cocaine joke*
***
You're all full of shit and I gotta admit, I go hardcore for a soft drink!
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???? Waddle home like penguins!

Father Frost:
(None)

[BrineBlade]

[Katz]

I thought you would appreciate The Coke Bear

[Katz]

THE LINKS LEAD TO REFERENCES

This is barely on the second page so fuck it.
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Epic Rap Battles of whatever the fuck my name is when you're reading this-ry

I decided to do a fun little battle that I didn't have to do much research for.

*a sizzle can be heard*
Clemi: Inb4 Zuko again.
Beastness:
Polar: It's true
Beastness: Nofaku

Spongebob!

vs.

Mordecaiiiiiiiiii

Begin!

Mordecai:
Let's go yo -- Hard Show, this is anything but
Me and my bro take the show by sitting on our butts.
Dick bigger than Squidward's nose, your flows make me frown.
Taking us down is a harder quest than getting Neptune's crown.
You don't have enough i-mag-i-nation to entertain a kid for an hour.
It's eggscellent to see me lift you like in the Power Tower.
The shit you spit will sound like your gibberish on Squidward's phone
This battle is like your most recent movie because you're out of your zone.

Mordecai and Rigby: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo

Spongebob:
You're fired! Like your fanbase, you're lower than dirt!
I haven't stung you enough? "Did you want it to hurt"? (Reference to a spongebob episode, couldn't find video or picture -- just trust me on this one guys)
I AM like my movie because I pull in tons of cash.
I'm a monster, you're more pretty -- putting patty puns on your ass!
After Margaret left you you were under the weather, no wonder you're dating a cloud.
You let a Russian spy ruin your park, how could you even be proud?
Compare your little Wormy to my super-absorbent dick? (You guys don't need to me to link to something saying Spongebob's a sponge?)
You put up a worse fight than Plankton but I can still remain slick.

Mordecai:
I will fist pump your face, this is another test you won't pass. (Again can't find anything so trust me on this one)
You're getting crushed by my Skill, like under the ass of Bubble Bass
I drown in sexy women (both already linked) you're stuck with Masturbation.
You're gonna end up lost, much like the shitty special about the civilization.

Spongebob:
F is for fuck you, go get a life.
U is for U will be alone with no wife.
N is for No hope of you going far with those hoes.
Now both of them will blow me like the flute on my nose!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MY NAME-RY!