A long time ago, on a forum far far away...
Episode IV
Sam Sucks
It is a time of war. Forumers have rose up and won their first victory against the Evil Jew Empire, by spamming them over PM's.
During the spam attacks, one forumer has stolen some evil plans detailing the Empire's ultimate weapon, the BAN HAMMER, a hammer with enough power to ban an admin.
Pursued by the Empire's Jew forces, Princess Hana races home aboard her spaceship with the stolen plans, and restore peace to her galaxy.
Originally Posted by Juiz
This ought to be good.
inb4 I'm Chewbacca
Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!Spoiler:
Chapter 1
PEW PEW PEW PEW
THAT'S A BIG ASS SHIP, ATTACKING US AND SHIT. SOMEBODY SHOULD WARN SOMEONE. LOOKS LIKE THE EMPIRE IS ATTACKING US. OH WELL. AT LEAST HE'S NOT ON THE SH--
MEESA IN THE 4TH ONE
FUCK YOU
A large ship is boarding a smaller ship. Inside the smaller ship are Rebel guards and 2 androids, C3PX and R-TwO D-TwO. One is very British.
"Did you hear that? It seems as though we are being boarded. What say you ol' chap?""bEEP bOOP"
"Clever girl."God dammit Ranger, wrong movie.
The guards hear sound coming from the landing strip of the ship.
BOOOOOM. OH HELL NO. IT'S DARTH NAD. FUCK THAT GUY. HE'S GOT SPAMBOTS!
PEW PEW PEW
LAZER LAZER LAZER
PEW
LAZER
The guards jimmies are rustled as they are slowly shot and killed by Spambots, some are taken hostage.
"R-TwO D-TwO where are you?"
Princess Hana is fooling with his buttons and shit.
"Where will we go? Do something R2!"
"bEEP bOOp"
"Where are you going?"
He follows R2 down a hallway, away from the enemy forces.
................................
"Darth Nad sir, the plans for the BAN HAMMER are nowhere to be fou--- bruh do you have fucking asthma or what?"
"QUITE BITCH."
Darth Nad is choking a Rebel forumer.
"WHERE THEY AT BITCH?"
"Nooooooooooooooooo"
"Gonad you little shit go be gay somewhere else."
It's Grand Moff Dion!
Darth Nad kills the Rebel forumer.
"Because you had no swag bitch."
...............................
A Spambot has shot Princess Hana, while the two droids have escaped in a pod!
Princess Hana is brought to Darth Nad.
"Darth Nad, still as gay as ever."
"Quiet bitch. Where's the plans? You're hair looks like honeybuns btw"
"The fuck you talking about you butt :3"
"TAKE HER AWAY BITCHES."
"Darth Nad! We've recieved reports of an escape pod that left a bit ago. No life forms were there. Well, no American ones."
"The British are Coming... after them bitches!"
DUUUUUUUN DUNNNN DUNNNN DUN DUN DUN DUN WHAT'S GONNA HAPPPPENN YOU PROBABLY NOOOOOO... wait is Gonad gonna be my dad? shit.
If "The British are comng" is an intentional Paul Revere reference, it was amazing enough for me to laugh my ass off at it :3
Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!Spoiler:
Spoiler:
Don't you mean JEWbacca?
Inb4: The Mos Eisley Cantina Band is me or all play accordions.
Last edited by AccordionChick; 03-21-2015 at 11:17 AM.
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