Episode Two: The Glorious Executioner
The Prince is rolling...
Draven: IS THERE ANYONE BRAVE ENOUGH TO FACE ME?
Bard stares angrily at Draven
Draven: Uhm.. US?
OHOHO, looks like he angered a lot of people right now. Are they.. ganging up on him? OH BOY
Draven and Bard, in the middle of the arena, were surrounded by Jaina, Metal Sonic, the Red Ranger (who recently beat up Shaq), and Bishop.
Bishop: Drop your weapon.. and.. uh.. chimes.. and surrender! This is your last chance!
Draven smiled. He stuck his blades in the ground.
Draven: Drop my weapons? Heh.. Poor choice of words.
His blades started whirling in the ground, and suddenly they shot forward, almost killing everyone. The attacking group was split in two. Draven's blades returned to him.
Draven: You take right, I take left.
Bard hummed a war tune.
The Prince was rolling..
Draven was facing Jaina and Bishop, Bard was facing Metal Sonic and The Red Ranger. Metal Sonic charged at Bard, the latter dodging and placing a Magical Journey behind him, making Metal Sonic go through 3 buildings, and then crash into a wall. The Red Ranger tried to do a flying kick but Bard used his cosmic binding and stunned him on a wall.
Bard hums a cheery tune as he walks away.
THIS GUY'S A BADASS IF I EVER SAW ONE. Too bad he's a fatass.
Bard threw a meep at him.
AAAH, Get this little shit off of me!
Meanwhile, Draven between Jaina and Bishop.
Bishop: Now is your chance! Surrender or die!
Draven: You never learn do you? Two of you.. vs one of me? Or two of you.. vs two of THESE
Draven threw his blades sideways, both Jaina and Bishop ducking.
Bishop: This just got serious.
Bishop took out his SMG
Jaina: This just got serious.
Jaina summoned her water elemental
Water Elemental: O hai 
I have to crush you to death, but we can still be friends, Mr Executioner
Draven caught his blades: This just got.. fun
The Water Elemental swinged his massive arm towards Draven, who used Flash, making the elemental miss and hit Jaina instead.
Water Elemental: OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY PLEASE ACCEPT MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES
Jaina was thrown across the arena, the Water Elemental chasing after him
Water Elemental: I AM SOOOO SORRY
Draven: Well, that was easy.
Bard joined by his side.
WOW, WOULD YOU LOOK AT HOW DRAVEN DEFEATED ALL THOSE PEOPLE ON HIS OWN
Bard: ???
Draven: Yeah, what can I say, a true man needs no help
Bard hummed an angry tune, and his meeps became nervous
Draven: A true carry is fine on his own
Bishop: Check-mate, punk.
Bishop pointed his SMG at him
Draven: Wow you just can't kill me without saying something can't you? Oh well.
Draven used ignite on Bishop making him drop his weapon. Draven then kicked him, making him fall to the ground.
Draven: Oh.. how the mighty have fallen..
Bishop smiled: I'd suggest you look above you
Bishop then kicked him as he ran away.
Draven: WHAT THE ...
Meanwhile, the Counter-Terrorist got up: Ugh, fucking hackers. Now that I'm up, I can actually pwn these n00bz.
*smack*
Kanye came behind him with a bat, and smacked him upside the head
Kanye: YEA, DON'T MESS WITH YEEZY... Wait.. what the hell is that?
Skarmony finished roosting. Now.. it was time to show everyone his special moves..
*Flinch*
GOD DAMMIT. Wait.. what was that in the sky? Skarmony felt nervous.
Meanwhile, Shaq was leaning against a wall.
What am I?
What do I do?
I forgot what I became famous for..
The Prince was rolling...
Wait? Is that? A ball?
Shaq's whole life flashed before his eyes. He knew. He was not a Shaqido MASTER. He was a basketball LEGEND.
He reached for the Prince's ball (which was now the size of a larger basketball) and grabbed with (complete with Prince)
He started dribbling it. Yes.. THIS is what he is. Now, he has to make a statement.
He dribbled through the de_dust buildings, jumping over rooftops. And then he saw Draven. Time for the
SLAAAAAAAAAM
DUUUUUUUNK
As the ball was dropping, the arena turned to the Basketball Court, the buildings becoming fans, screaming with excitement, the dust becoming the shining basketball field, and Shaq becoming O'Neal, basketball legend
Draven: WHAT THE...? BARD. QUICK. ULT ME!
Bard looked at him. And he waved goodbye
Draven: BARD! YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Meanwhile, The Prince was falling at high speed, strapped to his ball. He was looking around him, and everybody was chanting. Everybody was looking.. at him.. and they were happy
Father.. I'm sorry.. I hope.. this makes you proud..
As the ball hit Draven's head, a shining light appeared, and the ball turned into the Katamari. Hitting Draven, it exploded into millions of little stars, day became night, and a little soul fulfilled his destiny.
SECOND DEATH: The Prince
Draven's head.. went pop.
Everywhere.
THIRD DEATH: Draven
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT CROWD. THEY ARE CHANTING FOR SHAQUILLE! HE IS INDEED A LEGEND. OH BOY, I think I wet myself. IT'S A DOUBLE KILL FOLKS!
Suddenly, a star started shining brighter than all.. and it started falling down. It hit the ground at high-speed, and created a shockwave knocking everyone back.
???: Son.. you have made me proud..
Then he turned around.
The King of all Cosmos: Now *he smacked his fists* who's ready to PAAAAARTEEEEEEY?
King of all Cosmos joins the fight
WOW FOLKS.. LOOK AT THAT... bulge..
To be continued...
Originally Posted by Lohuydahutt
Bon Vivant of Violet
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