He can like, summon pokemon-caltrops I guessOriginally Posted by The Batman
And also not die
That's about it
He can like, summon pokemon-caltrops I guess
And also not die
That's about it
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Bon Vivant of Violet
This is wonderful, good job xD
Episode six: Then there were five. Wait, six? NOW SEVEN? fuck it.Back at the VGBR graveyard:
Kanye West: THIS SHIT AIN'T FAIR YO
Deadpool: Sheesh, tell me bout it. I was supposed to be un-fucking-killable. Stupid nerfs. Fuck your nuke, Ghandi.
Ghandi: Words can be either helpful, or mean. If you don't use helpful words, I'd suggest you shut your fucking mouth.
Deadpool: AND THE NOBEL PRIZE GOES TOOO...
Red Ranger: Shhh, I hear something.
Some steps were heard, closer and closer. Suddenly, the most handsome man they have ever laid eyes on showed up in front of them. He was holding a clipboard.
Deadpool: Ohai Turtle
Turtlesauce: Let's see.. Ghandi, Shaq, Kanye, The Prince, Deadpool, Counter-Terrorist, Bard, and the Red Ranger. Draven used his Guardian Angel, I see. Here's the deal. One of you gets a chance to get back in the game. It's up for you to decide.
Turtle then poofed away.
Red Ranger: Prick
Kanye: It should be me, yo. I'm Kanye West.
Counter-Terrorist: Shut up n00bz I'll go
The Prince mumbled something from the floor, but nobody heard him.
Shaq: Who else would be perfect from the job other than the one and only Shaquille O'Neal
Ghandi: I think I know who deserves this more than anyone.
Red Ranger nodded.
Back at the arena:
???: OH NO YOU DON'T. YOU MUST FACE ME
It was, in fact, Darius, The Hand of Noxus. Draven's brother.
Darius: YOU SHALL NOT LEAVE THIS ARENA
Draven: Darius? What the hell are you doing here? Go home.
Darius: But.. but..
Draven: NOW.
Darius ran away, crying.
Darius: I'M TELLING MOM
Draven: We're orphans you idiot. *ahem*. Now, let's get this show on the road.
Draven started spinning his axes.
DRAVEN RE-JOINS THE FIGHT!
Draven: So who's ready for some decapi... *BOOM*
Jaina's Flame Leviathan shot at Draven, knocking him out of the arena.
Jaina: Now is our time! Let us leave this stupid place!
Jaina hopped on her Flame Leviathan, and exited the arena, quickly followed by Morphling.
The Metal Overlord turned back into Metal Sonic, he was losing too much energy.
RED RANGER DEFEATED.
Must Kill.. Sonic
Must kill..
Must kill... JAINA
Then he started rolling towards Jaina
Skarmory used his full restore, and was now ready to kick some butt again. He headed out of the arena, in search of prey.
Gabriel: Bishop? Are you there? Are you ok?
Bishop: Yeah, the cosmic weirdo saved me. Come on, let's get out of here.
The King of All Cosmos was left alone, in the arena.
King: But.. Why does no one want to party?... I... WANT... TO... PARTY!
And he made the whole arena explode into confetti.
In the mess he left behind, a familiar face rejoined the battle.
Jaina was on her Flame Leviathan, followed by Morphling. She was moving through the streets of Rome, as people were looking in awe at her and the Morphling. She did not know that Sonic was behind her.
Sonic was scanning his surroundings. He calculated the number of bounces it took before hitting the Leviathan, then what it would take to kill Morphling, and finally Jaina.
Sonic jumped, becoming a spiky, bouncy ball, jumping from building to building, then when he was close enough, used the Homing Attack, locking on the the Leviathan.
Jaina: WATCH OUT
She had time to get off the Leviathan before Sonic crashed into it, instantly destroying it.
Morphling, took Jaina on his back, then they started retreating through the streets. He was going for his place of power.
The Tiber river.
Sonic recovered from the explosion, and was now in hot pursuit using his Light Speed Dash.
He quickly reached Morphling, and bumped into him, splitting him into 2 Morphlings. Jaina was knocked over into the Tiber River.
Morphling: WE CAN BE MANY AND INFINITE! YOU ARE BUT ONE.
Morphling shot a stream into Sonic, stealing a portion of his strength.
Morphling: THE STREAMS FLOW FOR ME!
Sonic then spiked himself, and shot into Morphling 4 times, making another 8 Morphlings.
Morphling: IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE?
Metal Sonic smiled, then he shape-shifted into a Morphling, and jumped amidst the other 10.
Morphling: HUH? YOU'RE ONE OF US?
*Punch*
Morphling: AAAH, WHICH ONE ARE YOU
Morphling punched another Morphling, but it wasn't the Shape-Shifting Sonic
Morphling: OUCH.
The Sonic Morphling then slammed the ground, creating another 10 Morphlings thanks to the shockwave.
Morphling: UUUHHH. THAT'S IT! MORPHLINGS, GATHER
Then all the Morphlings gathered into the main one. Including Metal Sonic.
Morphling: WHAT? GET OUT OF HERE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO!
Metal Sonic overcharged himself, shocking Morphling from inside.
Morphling: NO! STOP IT...
Morphling then exploded into a water bomb sending out a huge shockwave, sending Metal Sonic into a wall, crashing it and making him fall into the Tiber River.
The shockwave was also felt by Skarmory, who decided to investigate.
Bishop and Gabriel arrived in Piazza del Popolo, where they found Draven terrorizing people.
Bishop: You take him from behind, I'll distract him.
Gabriel: Roger.
Draven was next to the monument in the middle of the Piazza.
Draven: COME ON PEOPLE, HOW MANY HEADS DO I NEED TO TAKE BEFORE I GET A WOOOORTHY OPPONENT?
Bishop: I'm right here.
Draven: You kidding me? You don't have an arm? You think a cripple can beat THE GLORIOUS EXECUTIONER?
Bishop: How about a cripple and his friend?
Draven turned around to see Gabriel smacking his head against the monument. Draven had time to flash away.
Draven: Oh you'll pay for this.
Draven started spinning his axes. Gabriel got out his SMG and Bishop took out a Glock.
The King of All Cosmos was rampaging through Rome, angry that no one wants to party. People were running around, screaming for their lives.
Suddenly, a calming song was heard. The King of All Cosmos stopped.
The King of All Cosmos: What is that lovely sound?
Meep: MEEP
Bard waved at the King of All Cosmos
BARD RE-JOINS THE BATTLE!
King of All Cosmos: Hey! DO YOU WANNA PARTY?
Bard nodded, then he hummed something
King of All Cosmos: WHAT? AND ALLIANCE! WHY SURE! LET'S GO WOOHOOO
To be continued...
Episode Seven: The Girl and The BirdMetal Sonic fell into the river. But he did not hit the water, he hit solid ground.
Jaina had completely frozen the Tiber River.
Jaina: You are in my territory now, you soul-less machine!
Metal Sonic stood up straight. He analyzed his surroundings. The ice was too thick to break. He needed something else.
He jumped in the air and bounced almost light-speed fast between the walls on each side of the river. Gaining momentum, he shot towards Jaina.
Jaina used her Frost Nova, and erected and Ice wall, which Sonic crashed into.
Jaina: Slowing down, are we?
Metal Sonic then sent out a shockwave from his body, cracking the ice all the way up to Jaina.
Jaina tapped her cane on the ice, making it thick again.
The shockwave, however, was heard throughout Rome. Skarmory saw where the battle was taking place, and decided to join in.
Sonic then spiked his outer-shell, and started rolling towards Jaina, using all his power.
Jaina knew what she had to do. She started conjuring up a deadly Fireblast.
Skarmony saw a kill. He swooped in.
Sonic was gaining more speed.
Jaina threw her Fireblast towards Metal Sonic...
...just as Skarmony decided to swoop in on Jaina.
The Fireblast hit Skarmony full-on, knocking him onto the frail ice.
Metal Sonic had a clear way. Using his spikes, he hit Jaina head-on, impaling her into a wall.
TENTH DEATH: Jaina Proudmore
Metal Sonic stood up straight. He turned back and looked at Skarmory. He was lying on the ice, almost dead.
Skarmory looked up at him, and made a little, forced, sound. He was in pain.
Metal Sonic could use an ally...
...but he works alone.
Metal Sonic stomped the ice, cracking it, making Skarmory fall into the river.
ELEVENTH DEATH: Skarmory
Metal Sonic got up from the river, and went in search of the last four gladiators.
What he didn't know is that the Fireblast had some side effects. It had conjured up a Flamewaker
Flamewaker: MY LADY... YOU HAVE FALLEN TO THIS MONSTER... I SHALL AVENGE YOU
Draven: COME ON IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?
Draven was spinning his axes, and dodging the bullets from Gabriel and Bishop.
Gabriel: SMOKE GRENADE
Gabriel threw a smoke grenade: SURPRESSIVE FIRE.
Bishop and Gabriel covered in area in bullets.
When the smoke cleared, there was no sign of Draven.
Gabriel: Where is he?
Draven: Boo.
*slash*
Gabriel's head came clean off.
Bishop: GABRIEEEL!
Draven: Boo-hoo! Did I kill your boyfriend?
Draven flashed to Bishop, knocking the Glock out of his hand
Draven: Any last words, cupcake?
TUUU-DUU-DUU-TUM-DUM-DUDUM
Draven turns around, and sees The King of All Cosmos, who made himself 10 times bigger, with Bard on his back, singing happy songs while the crowds followed them and cheered.
Draven: What in the..?
Bishop came up from behind him and sliced his neck with his army knife, then he kneeled down.
TWELVE DEATH: Draven
Bishop: Gabriel... Logan.. I have failed you, Bravo Team.
He got up. There was a commotion near the arena.
Bishop: So that's where it all ends...
To be continued...
Last edited by Turtlesauce; 07-07-2015 at 08:16 AM.
Bon Vivant of Violet
Ooooo shit, post mortem revenge time, feel the heat!
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Bard : WOW NOOB
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xXxPussyL0rd69xXx (Bard) : GG always matched with these bronze fuck noobs
Episode 8: A musical tragedyBishop headed towards the Arena. What remained of it was in flames, it looked like it could fall any minute.
The tribunes were filled with hundreds of people. The King of All Cosmos was sitting in the balcony, where Julius Caesar used to be.
In the Arena there were 3 people:
Metal-Sonic, Bard, and now Bishop
Bishop: You're gonna fight a cripple?
Bard healed him, and his hand grew back.
Bishop moved his arm around a bit: Oh this is great, thanks Bard.
Then he lift up his sleeves, and cracked his knuckles.
Metal-Sonic curled up, and prepped his engines
Bard crouched down, ready to strike, as the Meeps were anxious.
STOP. YOU BATTLE A CRIMINAL.
The Flamewaker rose from a fire in the Arena.
I BRING FORTH THE FLAMES OF JUSTICE. YOU SHALL PAY, METAL SONIC!
Metal Sonic analyzed the situation. He quickly morphed into Bard, and used a Magical Journey to get to the Original Bard.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP THIS! I SHALL NOT KILL AN INNOCENT MAN? WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE MACHINE?
The Meeps pointed to the Sonic Bard. Then, Sonic Bard jumped on the Real Bard, and started assaulting him with punches to the beard.
The Meeps got on Sonic Bard and tried to stop him, but to no avail.
FINE! YOU SHALL BOTH PERISH!
Flamewaker threw a fireball at the two Bards. This effort consumed him, and he dissipated into smoke. The Original Bard saw the fireball coming, and threw his ultimate, Tempered Fate, to protect them.
Bishop saw this as on opportunity to kill two birds with one stone. He quickly jumped into the Tempered Fate projectile, making him invulnerable, and the two Bards vulnerable.
After the flames dissipated, only One Bard was standing up. The other one was on the floor, lifeless. The Meeps were around him, crying.
THIRTEENTH DEATH: Bard
Metal Sonic got up, and changed his appearance back into his self.
King of all Cosmos: BARD! NOO!
He jumped from the balcony, made himself large again, and picked up Bard's corpse and the Meeps with one hand.
He knelt down.
King of all Cosmos: My friend...
He turned around to Metal Sonic and Bishop
King of all Cosmos: YOU BRUTES. YOU DESERVE A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH. But I am not the one to hand it.
He got up, took a giant step, and left the arena, taking Bard with him.
KING OF ALL COSMOS LEAVES THE BATTLE
Bishop looked at Metal Sonic: Just you and me now.
He went over to Metal Sonic and extended his hand.
Metal Sonic's first instinct was to bash his head in. But he extended his robotic hand.
Bishop shook hands with Metal-Sonic: May the best one win.
Metal Sonic nodded.
To be continued...
Final two again! Also, this should be good. Best of luck, Gunnut.
D: meep
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