VGBR. ReduxSauce (maybe I can finish it this time)

[Turtlesauce]

Deadpool's balls can never catch a break in this shit >.>

Oh they will, trust me

[Turtlesauce]

Episode four: Ghandi's Revenge

Deadpool: Alright, listen up. Whatever happens in the Arena will not be felt outside, it's blocked by a shield-thingy. And there's only one way out of the Arena.

Deadpool pointed below him.

Red Ranger: Your crotch?

Deadpool: What? No. There's a manhole down there, and it enters the sewer system. I'll send you a postcard from down there, have fun with the nuclear bomb, TOODLES!

Wade took out a key, and headed for the manhole.

10 MINUTES TILL MISSILE IMPACTBishop: Oh no you don't.

Bishop aimed, and shot Deadpool's leg, making him fall and drop the key.

The Counter-Terrorist came from behind, pushed Bishop out of the way, grabbing the key.

Counter-Terrorist: CYA N00BZ

Jaina: ELEMENTAL, NOW!

9 MINUTES TILL MISSILE IMPACT

The Water Elemental came from underground, tripping the Counter-Terrorist

Water Elemental: Sorry about that! Duties and whatnot :/

Jaina: Grab the key!

Water Elemental: I CAN'T, MY HANDS ARE MADE OF WATER

Jaina: DAMN! That makes sense! Why does it make sense?

*smack*

Kayne came from behind (again) with the bat

Kayne: For the paparazzi, this is the first time in my life I hit a woman, I promise!

8 MINUTES TILL MISSILE IMPACT

Kanye: AY FUCK THAT SHIT N***A

Kayne grabbed the key, then tried slipping into the Manhole.

7 MINUTES TILL MISSILE IMPACT

*shot*

Kanye fell down, his arm bleeding.

6 MINUTES TILL MISSILE IMPACT

Deadpool walked up to him, his leg now fully healed and whispered in his ear: Jay Z is better.

Kanye: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Deadpool grabbed the key.

Deadpool: SAYONARA, SUCKERS.

5 MINUTES TILL MISSILE IMPACT

Deadpool: Hey, what's that in the sky?

It was, in fact, Skarmony. He landed in front of Deadpool, and clawed his arm off, picking up the key. He was briefly stopped however, when Metal Sonic grabbed him, and tossed him into a sky-scraper.

4 MINUTES TILL MISSILE IMPACT

Metal Sonic looked around the arena, everyone battered to the floor. Too easy. However.. three opponents were missing. The King of all Cosmos was sitting in a corner, apparently taking a nap.. and the Red Ranger?

Metal Sonic turned around. He saw a red mist before being kicked to the floor.

3 MINUTES TILL MISSILE IMPACT

Red Rangernumberx: This ends now. Hand me the key so I don't have to hurt y..

Metal Sonic power-balled into him. Before the Red Ranger could retaliate, Bishop got up, and shot a taser at Sonic, temporarily incapacitating him.

2 MINUTES TILL MISSILE IMPACT

Red Ranger: Thanks!

Bishop: Don't mention it.

And he tasered the Red Ranger too.

Bishop looked around him, this was his chance, grabbing the key, the manhole cover was his target.

Deadpool had another target, though. He threw himself in front of Bishop, and sliced off his hand.

Bishop: AAARGH... I'm DOWN! I need help...

Deadpool took his key and opened the manhole cover. He looked behind him, everybody (except The King of all Cosmos, who was still napping) was running towards him.

Deadpool: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND

He threw a Deadpool Grenade. What it does it pull everything towards a target area.

1 MINUTE TILL MISSILE IMPACT

As the missile approached, everybody was pulled away from the manhole, knowing that their end was drawing closer.

Deadpool: Hihi, nice day for an EXPLOSION. Send me a postcard will you?

Bard looked from a distance. He was not a fighter. He was a protector. Protecting the helpless from bullies. And now, Deadpool was the bully

40 SECONDS TILL IMPACT

Activating Ghost, Bard sprinted towards Deadpool, using Magical Journey and chimes to speed him up.

30 SECONDS TILL IMPACT

Deadpool: WADE IS LEAVING THE BUILDING

*thud*

20 SECONDS TILL IMPACT

Bard knocked into him, making him drop his key.

Deadpool: NO

Bard looked onward, at his "enemies", just now getting up, bracing themselves for impact. They were all grouped up. He knew what to do. His job. As a support.

Deadpool knew what he wanted to do.

Bard threw out his ultimate, Tempered Fate, towards his fellow gladiators.

10 SECONDS TILL IMPACT

Deadpool started running, trying to chase Bard's ultimate, to save himself.

Deadpool: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

*Boom*

... fuck

The Counter-Terrorist used his AWP to blow off Deadpool's head. That wouldn't kill him. But the missile would.

Bishop: QUICK.. argh.. GROUP UP

5

The Meeps gathered around Bard, and started singing a sad song.

4

Bard sat down.

3

Bard waved at them, and so did the Meeps.

2

That's when the group understood. Bard saved them instead of saving himself. Bard's ultimate then locked them in place, invulnerable to anything.

1

The missile hit. Everything, except for the golden mass that were now the gladiators: Bishop, Kanye, Metal Sonic, Jaina, Skarmony, the Counter-Terrorist and the Red Ranger, was wiped off the face of the Earth. The Arena was destroyed, the outside world being protected by the shield.

As the Tempered Fate effect wore off, they saw that there was nothing around em.

FIFTH AND SIXTH DEATHS: Bard and Deadpool

Jaina: He.. saved us.. He sacrificed himself for us... what a..

Counter-Terrorist: NOOB. HAHAHAH IDIOT.

The Water Elemental, all teared up (you couldn't tell though), did not like that.

Counter-Terrorist: HAHAHHA FUCKING FEEDER LMAO

Water-Elemental: Mr. Counter-Terrorist, that's not very nice

Counter-Terrorist: Yeah? WELL I FK UR MOM LOL

Water-Elemental looked at Jaina. Jaina nodded.

Water-Elemental grabbed Counter-Terrorist by the head. And smashed it.

SEVENTH DEATH: Counter-Terrorist

Water-Elemental: I am not sorry, Mr. Counter-Terrorist.

Jaina: I see.. there is no place for peace here.. very well.. if it is war you want, it is WAR, you shall get!

Jaina took a step back, and summoned the Flame Leviathan

Water Elemental: OOOH, A FRIEND!

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Bishop, taking advantage of the confusion after the missile bombing, took shelter behind a ruin.
His arm, cut off from the bone, was bleeding intensely.
Bishop: *cough*.. Bravo Team.. call in.. Bravo Team.. need.. assistance..
Logan*through comm*: Hold tight Bishop, Gabriel and I will be there shortly.

---

Skarmony took high ground. Looking around the battlefield, he saw the right target.
Using all his PP, he took to the skies.

---

Kanye also had a phone call to make
Kanye: Ay Kim, shit got real. Get me my mic. Yes.
Kanye looked dead serious.
Kanye: The... special one.

---

Meanwhile, The King of All Cosmos got up. The nuclear blast did not even budge him, although he was not inside Bard's ultimate.
I guess being the King of All Cosmos has it's perks.
King of all Cosmos: Now.. *yawn*.. who's ready to PAAARTEEEY?

To be continued..

[YellowNerd]

Job well done, Bard.

[Lohuydahutt]

Skarmory TOTALLY could have tanked that Nuke anyway.
Lolsturdy

Ah well, good shit, r.i.p Bard :c also those well... Other guys :P

[Turtlesauce]

Skarmory TOTALLY could have tanked that Nuke anyway.
Lolsturdy

Ah well, good shit, r.i.p Bard :c also those well... Other guys :P

I have big plans for Skarmory because I just realised he's too tough to kill off.

P.S. I wrote Skarmony all this time but it's actually Skarmory lol

[Lohuydahutt]

I have big plans for Skarmory because I just realised he's too tough to kill off.

P.S. I wrote Skarmony all this time but it's actually Skarmory lol

(Well realistically speaking he should be able to be killed off if you're just persistent with strikes and don't give him space to roost)

Also yay, join E-Skarmony if you flinch at the thought of a date!

[Turtlesauce]

Episode Five: Then there were six

The battle was intense.
Jaina summoned The Flame Leviathan, Bishop called in Bravo Team, Kanye got his special mic, Skarmony was ready to plunge, and The King of All Cosmos was ready to party.

However, The Red Ranger and Metal Sonic were nowhere to be found.

Kanye got up on a ruin, and turned on his mic.

Kanye: This one goes out to all my haters!

Jaina was preparing a fireball, when the Water Elemental stepped in.

Water Elemental: Let me, Miss Proudmore :3

Water Elemental teleported to Kanye's location: Uhm, Mr West, I have to stop you!

Kanye stared at him: DON'T LET ME INTO MY ZONE, I'M DEFINITELY IN MY ZONE

Water Elemental: Uhm.. what?

Kanye teleported behind him and punched him

Water: HEY THAT HURT

Then he tried to punch Kanye and he missed

Kanye: I'M LIVING IN THE FUTURE SO THE PRESENT IS MY PAST

And he punched the Water Elemental, sending him to the past. However, The Water Elemental's past is The Morphling, from DOTA.

Water Elemental: No.. what is going on with me.. I.. can't hold it..

Kanye: OH SHIT N**GA

The Water Elemental burst, blinding everyone for a short while. Then they looked at where he was, and saw the Morphling.

Morphling: YOU ARE TREADING UPON DANGEROUS WATERS

Kanye: Uh.. DON'T LET ME INTO MY Z...AAAAH

Morphling picked up Kanye, and squeezed him into a little blob of water

EIGHT DEAT: Kanye West

Morphling: YOU ARE WASHED UP, MR WEST. HA HA HA HA.. Hehehe..

Jaina: Good job, Elemental!

Morphling: I AM NO LONGER YOUR MINION

Jaina: But..

Morphling: HOWEVER AN ALLY IS SOMETHING DIFFERENT. MY WATERS FLOW FOR YOU, JAINA

Jaina: Ew.

Morphling: WOW HEY I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT

Jaina: Whatever, you're gross

Morphling: DAMMIT

Jaina got on the Flame Leviathan: I grow tired of this. Let's finish it.

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Logan and Gabriel, members of the Bravo Team, patched up Bishop.
Bishop got up: Bravo Team, I need you. I need to win this.
Gabriel: Don't worry, man, we got you. We're here with you till the end.
Logan: Hey guys.
Gabriel: What?
Logan: What the hell is that?
Bishop looked up: OH SHIT, DUCK!
Umbreon: WHAT?
Bishop: NO! DUCK!
Bravo Team dropped down, just in time to dodge Skarmory's swooping attack.
Logan: TAKE IT DOWN! TAKE. IT. DOWN!
Gabriel and Logan shot their SMGs at Skarmory, emptying all their ammo on him. Somehow, he didn't even flinch.

Gabriel: CAREFUL, HERE IT COMES
Skarmory came swooping down again, and pierced through Logan with his beak.
Logan: Ugh... I'm sorry.. Bishop..
Logan fell down, slain by Skarmory
Bishop: NO! GOD DAMMIT. THIS BIRD IS MINE.

Skarmory came swooping a third time
Bishop: Fool me once, shame on you

Skarmory came closer to Bishop
Bishop: Fool me twice, shame on me

Skarmory went faster, aiming for his heart
Bishop: Fool me three times..
Skarmony shot into Bishop, but he ducked and grabbed his wings, with his only hand
Bishop: AND YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD

Skarmory flew up, with Bishop latching on to it. Bishop dropped down, and threw a grenade at it while falling down.
Bishop: Bye, bye, birdy.
The grenade exploded, and both Bishop and Skarmory fell down to the ground. Skarmory crashed into a wall, Bishop fell on something.. soft?

King of All Cosmos: WHY HELLLOOOOU THEREEE! Are you here for the TEEEEA PARTEEEEY?
Bishop: Oh boy.

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Metal Sonic was facing the Red Ranger, who took out his staff. Metal Sonic was using all his strength, calculating each strike, but the Red Ranger was dodging them all, and countering with his staff.
Red Ranger: Ha! Seems like you could use a little tuning! Ha... OW
Metal Sonic gut-punched the Red Ranger, then kicked him into the Arena steel gate.

Metal Sonic turned around, satisfied at his victory. Now to get out of here and KILL SONIC.
Suddenly, flames surrounded Metal Sonic. The Red Ranger summoned the Mechazord head, the one which he controls.
The Red Mechazord swooped in, grabbed Metal Sonic, and threw him into the shield, which electrocuted Metal Sonic.

Metal Sonic fell to the ground, overloaded with electricity.
MUST KILL SONIC
Then suddenly, he burst, sending shockwaves all around, making the MechaZord plummet to the ground.
MUST KILL... SONIC
Then, replacing his arms and legs with bigger, stronger, hentai tentacles that binded together, turned into the Metal Overlord.
MUST KILL.. MECHAZORD

Then he pounced on the Mechazord, punching him relentlesly. Each hit surging with lighting.
The Red Mechazord quickly used The Overlord's rage against him, and stabbed him with the Tail-Sword. The Overlord stumbled, taking two steps back. Then the Mechazord quickly got up and shot a continuos stream of fire in the Overlord's face.
For a few seconds, there was nothing in front of the Mechazord except red-hot flames. Then, through the red mist came a punch that lodged in the Mechazord's neck. Grabbing the Mechazord's head, the Overlord threw the Red Ranger's Zord in the Arena shield, cracking it.
Along with the crack, the shield was destroyed, followed by a huge blast, ultimately destroying the MechaZord

NINTH DEATH: RED RANGER

Everybody was now looking at the crack in the shield. It was open. They could.. leave!
???: OH NO YOU DON'T

To be continued!

[Lohuydahutt]

Today, we escape, we escapeeeeeeee

Well final 6 was more than I was hoping for so yay Skarmory :D

[Turtlesauce]

Today, we escape, we escapeeeeeeee

Well final 6 was more than I was hoping for so yay Skarmory :D

He can't do much, but he can't die so he has that going for him

[echo]

Bishop looked up: OH SHIT, DUCK!
Umbreon: WHAT?
Bishop: NO! DUCK!

How did I not notice that the first time I read it.
Lost it. You slay me, Turtle.