Klonoa and the Lyric Switcher

[Klonoa]

What songs have I Lyric-Switched?
1. Grease Lightning - from Grease
2. Be Prepared - from The Lion King
3. All I Want For Christmas is You - by Mariah Carey
4. The Teen Titans theme song - coming soon!

Probably one of the not-so brighter ideas that I've had so far... But deal with me, okay? Just... what if...

Team Rocket captures a bunch of electric Pokemon and wants to make money somehow. Meowth has a “brilliant idea”. And it involves singing a parody of Greased Lightning which I call Feast Lightning, a restaurant where you eat electric Pokemon. ...You read that right, I'm dead serious.



This joint could be aromatic… emblematic… full of static… why, it could be Feast Lighting!
Feast Lighting!
We’ll get some roasted Pikachus with a side of mashed Electrodes, oh yeah!
(Keep talking, whoa, keep talking!)
Then some deep fried Pachirisu and some Raikou a la mode, oh yeah!
(We’ll get the money, we’ll kill to get the money!)
When we offer Jolteons and all electric Pokemon, we’re gonna rake in lots of dough with boiled Luxio, it’s Feast Lighting!


Go Feast Lighting, you’re cooking up a thunderstorm! (Go Feast Lighting, Go Feast Lighting!)
Go Feast Lighting, it’s looking like the folks will swarm! (Feast Lighting, Go Feast Lighting!)
You look so cool! The world will drool! For Feast Lighting!


Perhaps you’ll be a bit rocked when we cook the Mons before your eyes!
(So morbid! Oh, so morbid!)
But after, you’ll be shocked when the food’s so good, you’re paralyzed!
(Feast Lighting, go Feast Lighting!)
It can travel near and far, so much faster than a car!
So step aside, John Travolta! Here’s a boiled Thunderbolt-a!
Feast Lighting!


Go Feast Lighting, your meals are smelling mighty fine! (Feast Lightning, Go Feast Lighting!)
Go Feast Lighting, the feels I get are just divine! (Feast Lighting, Go Feast Lighting!)
You are supreme! Each night I dream! For Feast Lighting!


Go Feast Lighting, you’ll never need financial help! (Expensive! We’re expensive!)
Go Feast Lighting, you’re gonna get five stars on Yelp! (Through bribing! Threats and blackmail!)
We’ll rule the world! We’ll get the girls! With Feast Lighting!


Lighting! Lighting! Lighting! Lighting! Lighting! Lighting! Lighting! Lighting!


...Sue me.
-Klonoa

And to see my newest lyric switch up, scroll down!

[Samos]

As a musical theater person I appreciated this

[Turtlesauce]

I hate Pokemon, but this was awesome!

[Katz]

I hate Pokemon, but this was awesome!

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run turtle man, run

[Klonoa]

I hate Pokemon, but this was awesome!

Hehe, I'm actually not that big on Pokemon myself. But hey, I had a crazy idea. What do I do with crazy ideas? Fulfill the living heck out of them.

[rangernumberx]

As a fan of both musicals and Pokemon, I enjoyed this. Great job!

[Klonoa]

As I promised, here's my lyric switch-up of a song from the Lion King! However, it may not be one you expected, because I decided to switch up Be Prepared. ...What could I possibly switch up and still keep the title of the song the same?

Well when you sing along, think of an executive chef talking to assorted meats. ...Why? You'll see.

Here's a karaoke. The song starts at 31 seconds, but wait two measures to start singing.

After the first verse, there is an intermission where in the original movie Scar talks to the hyenas. The song picks up again at about two minutes and 13 seconds.

Here it is! BE PREPARED!

-song starts at 31 seconds-
I know that your powers of pleasing
Is nothing that you’ll want to hide.
But thick as you are, I’m not teasing.
I’ll be serving you with some pride

It's clear from your reddish expressions
You’ve been killed horribly somewhere.
But we're talking meats and perfection
The viewers can’t be left unaware.

So prepare for a fantastic evening
Be prepared so you’ll satisfy me
A jar of this honey sure cost me some money
But let me stop whining and get to the brining
The chef’s celebrated when they’re marinated
And saucy like tenderized meat!
Not one drumstick or rib will be spared! (Get it?)

Be prepared!

-Intermission-

-picks up at 2 minutes and 13 seconds-
It's great that you’ll soon be connected
With taste buds that will savor your flesh.
Of course, tender meat, you're expected
To also look nice on a dish.

The future is littered with surprises
For you in my stomach, I regret. (No, not really)
The point that I must emphasize is
You were bland till I made a vinaigrette!

So prepare for the feast of the century
Be prepared for the delicate sides
Meticulous dressing, and I am obsessing
With wine and good spices while my blade still dices
With minces and broils and herbs and hot oils
You’d think I speak of homicide!

But I’m speaking of meat served with flair!
Be prepared!

Now this song makes no sense but who cares?
Be prepared!

...Don't judge me.
-Klonoa

[rangernumberx]

I have no right to judge you, seeing that I sang that the whole way through. Really nice job, Klonoa.

[Turtlesauce]

Holy fuck, that fits perfectly with the song.

I love this

[Klonoa]

Here's a Christmas-y L version of All I Want For Christmas is You! It's not what you'd expect though!

I don't want a lot for Christmas.
There's only one thing I need.
I don't care at all for presents right beneath the Christmas tree.
Yes, I want this to be fixed. Get it done now lickety-split...
What more can I do....?
All I want for Christmas.... is..... !

Yo and I were srfing YoTbe, viewing films nder dll lights.
Then yo jst said "h oh!" and we saw ltimate Jne Bg fall from or sights.
The drink plopped all on my keyboard, electrocting the bttons,
Now I'm slking jst like Eeyore, a weight on my sholders weighs a ton!
Thogh now this keyboard is niqe, my typing looks done like a freak.
Make or wish come tre! All I want for Christmas is !

I shold take this horrendos laptop back to Best By to be fixed.
I'm sre that they'd have it redone in no time, like trly qick!
Bt I'm broke now, tremendosly so! I'm short on cash and a letter too!
Who knew 's cold be sper handy? No, seriosly, who knew?
Bt either way I'll mope some more. Yes, ntil my eyes are sore.
It's all thanks to yo! All I want for Christmas is !

nder my spervision, this shold not have happened anyway!
Yet somehow it did and yo totally rined my day!
And everyone is seeing my words and their sense fleeing!
Santa won't yo please get me a new keyboard? I'm asking yo 'case I can't afford one!

So I'm missing one vowel now. For a new one, I'm on the hnt!
And my ex is sper happy that I can't call her a cnt!
I shold se yo! Give me money! Or a brand new CP!
I'll be holding yo to that, yo! Yo can bet I'll see it throgh!
'Case I jst want it for my own! More than yo cold ever know!
One more time shold do! All I want for Christmas is !
! ! !

...Or I shold just get one myself...
Don't jdge me.
-Klonoa