Chapter Seven: Dead Alliance
Dion was walking through the Hall of Heroes, with Layton at his side, when they came across Axel's body.
Layton: Oh, he didn't suffer a nice death, did he?
Dion: Well, he deserved it.
Layton: I guess.. He had nothing in his mind but vengeance.. but it was for a good cause, was it not? He just wanted a normal life.
Dion: No. Fuck him. The ends never justifies the means. If he were a bit nicer, he would've lived. He's nothing but a monster.
#TeamFriendship left the Hall of Heroes.
Layton: So, friend, do we just wait for everyone to fight each other? You know, If we're the last two.. we'll have to figh..
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH
The scream was heard from the Hall of Heroes.
Layton: You don't think?...
Dion: RUN! RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE LEGS.
AXEL RE-JOINS THE BATTLE!
Samus and Jinx were face to face, in Diagon Alley.
If there were a stereo there, it would play some western music right now.
Samus was pointing her Paralyzer at Jinx
Jinx was pointing Pow-Pow at Samus
Ridley was soaring above them, with Booker on top of him, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
Jinx smiled, followed by a barrage of bullets from her minigun.
Samus managed to dodge in time, the bullets only scraping her shoulder.
Samus: What the hell does that thing have no ammo? What sort of bullshit is this?
Jinx was screaming with excitement as she shot bullet after bullet in Samus' general direction.
Samus quickly revealed herself, and grabbed Jinx's heel with her whip
Jinx: Uh-oh
Samus pulled back her whip, tripping Jinx, and dashed towards her.
Jinx quickly got up, and put down her Flame Chompers in front of her. Samus didn't pay attention, and walked right into them, trapping her.
Samus: Uh-oh
Jinx: AND NOW TIME FOR THE BIG BOOM. HHIIHIHIHIHI
Ridley: Now is the time! SAMUS SHALL DIE
Booker: FUCK, RIDLEY, NO!
Ridley swooped in on Samus. Booker saw Jinx preparing her Super Mega Death Rocket, and knew that it would kill Ridley if it hit him.
So he jumped off Ridley and onto Jinx.
Two loud thuds were heard.
The first thud was Ridley doing a drop-attack on Samus, knocking her into the ground.
Ridley: THIS IS IT SAMUS. THIS IS YOUR END.
Ridley opened his mouth to bite off Samus' head.
Samus took out her Paralyzer and jammed it into Ridley's mouth, then knocked him away.
Samus then proceeded to throw a barrage of kicks and punches into Ridley, knocking him into a wall.
The second thud was Booker landing on Jinx.
Jinx: O HEI THERE HANDSOME :>
Booker: Gah, fuck!
Booker got off Jinx
Booker: Just, stay here, you'll get hurt, you're just a kid.
Booker turned around and started running towards Ridley and Samus.
Jinx: I.. AM NOT.. A KID!
Jinx took out her Laser Pistol and shot a ZAP! at Booker
Booker turned around, and dodged in time.
So did Samus, who back-flipped over Ridley, pushing him into the ZAP!
The ZAP! hit him in the chest
Ridley: AAAH.. No..
Ridley staggered back.
Jinx: WHAT? I MISSED? NO!
She got angry and released a barrage of missiles at Booker with her rocket launcher, Fishbones.
Booker charged his Return to Sender Vigor, blocking all damage, and getting closer and closer to Jinx.
Jinx was yelling with adrenaline, laughing with each rocket sent towards Booker. Suddenly, she stopped.
Booker was right in front of her, smiling.
Jinx: Huh?
Booker: Sayonara
And he released his Vigor, releasing all the damage Return to Sender absorbed.
Which was about 4581 damage in LoL terms.
Jinx: oh boy.
The blast obliderated Jinx, leaving only Pow-Pow and Fishbones behind.
TENTH DEATH: Jinx
Booker turned around and saw Samus beating down Ridley. He took out his pistol.
Samus had Ridley on the floor.
Ridley: GO ON. DO IT. DEAL THE FINAL BLOW.
Samus: You don't have to tell me twice.
*shot*
Samus fell down. Booker shot her in the arm.
Samus staggered back, leaning on a Diagon Alley wall.
Booker got in front of Samus, who shrugged off the hit. She was tough.
Meta Ridley got back up, too.
Samus: If you got the balls, keep this between us.
Ridley: Gladly.
Booker: She wasn't talking to you.
Booker turned around, whipped out a shotgun, and shot Ridley in the chest.
Ridley: You... we... had.. a deal..
Booker: Deals don't work that well where I come from.
Ridley fell down, already weakened by Samus' assault, and drew his last breath.
ELEVENTH DEATH: META RIDLEY
Booker tossed Samus a med-pack, smiling.
Booker: We wouldn't want this to be one-sided, would we?
Samus took the med-pack, and smiled back.
Samus: Now it will be.
To be continued...
Originally Posted by SBS
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