VGBR ReduxSauce.. redux?

[Turtlesauce]

Chapter Eight: Aran away

Layton: BLOODY HELL, DION! We don't know for sure if Axel is alive, can we stop running?!
The Hall of Heroes wall burst and out came Axel, screaming for revenge.
Dion: HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BRITISH FUCK AND LET'S FUCKING RUN
Layton took his advice and picked up the pace. He also thought that was very rude.
Axel: YOU! YOU WERE THE ONCE WHO AWAKENED ME! WHY DIDN'T YOU LET ME REST?
Dion: Oh boy. No chance to run from Tire-Hands. Layton, he turn around and fight!

Layton turned around, and took out his sword. Axel saw him, and started going even faster.
Something clicked in Layton's mind.
A man filled with fiery vengeance was sprinting towards him, tires screeching as he thought of nothing except how gruesome Layton will die.
And he, Layton, was holding a sword against him.
He was, in fact, holding a sword, against a man with tires for hands, who was going 200 miles an hour.
A sword.

Layton: Dion?
Dion was holding the Banhammer, in await for Axel.
Layton: I am holding a SWORD against AXEL.
Dion: Oh.
Layton: Dion, my good man. FUCKING HELP ME YOU TWAT
Dion: Oh.

But it was too late. Axel almost reached Layton. Dion decided to be a bro, and got in the way of Axel.
Who stomped on him. How.. OP.
Axel arrived in front of Layton, who dropped his sword
Wait.. OP?
Layton: I surrender! Do as you see fit!
Axel stopped: You cannot surrender to vengeance! You shall pay!
Layton saw Dion getting up. He needed more time!
Layton: Uhm.. but.. why?
Axel: Uh.. because.. my wife got killed and the man who put me in here promised to tell me who killed her..
Dion grabbed his Banhammer
Layton: But.. why?
Axel: Because he.. FUCK. I DON'T KNOW. YOU SHALL DIE!
Dion swinged the Banhammer, hitting Axel on the head. A huge shockwave was sent. Then, a blast was heard in the distance.
The Banhammer did not kill Axel, however it did cause the wheels to be destroyed, freeing Axel.
Axel: What.. you.. I'm free? YOU FREED ME! I am in your debt. How can I repay you?

Dion looked at Layton.
Layton looked at Dion.
They smiled.

no they didn't fuck chill out

---

Booker took out his shotguns: Now, miss, do you prefer the slow painful death? or the quick painless one?
Samus: I'd suggest you stop being so cocky. You might end cock-less.

Ouch.

Booker shot at Samus, who quickly dodged behind a lamppost. She saw her Paralyzer, close to Booker's location.
Samus took a deep breath. Now or never. Samus revealed herself, and spread out her arms.
Samus: C'mon! Shoot me! Shoot the defenseless woman! You got 5 guns, I got none!
Booker tossed his shotguns, then approached Samus, and raised his fists.
He threw a punch. Samus ducked under Booker, and hit him in the nuts.

Ouch. x2

Booker kneeled down in pain. Samus reached for her Paralyzer. She grabbed it, got on the floor, and shot Booker in the leg with her Paralyzer.
Booker screamed in pain: YOU FUCKING BITCH! I COULD'VE KILLED YOU ON THE SPOT BUT YOU TRICKED ME YOU STUPID WITCH!
Samus smiled: What can I say? Sometimes winning requires a little cheating.

Then a shockwave came from the Hall of Heroes, and knocked Samus on her face.
Booker smiled: How the tables have turned.. hehe
His hand started flaming, due to the Devil's Kiss Vigor.
Booker: How 'bout a kiss goodbye, honey?
Samus looked up, into Booker's eyes. The flame in his hand was matched by the flames in his eye.
Samus: Heh. You put up a good fight..
Booker released the Devil's Kiss, blasting her, and burning Samus alive.

TWELFTH DEATH: Samus Aran

Booker moved his leg. Fuck this hurts. He picked up the Paralyzer, might come in handy.
Booker: Now, to end this crap.He walked off in the Hall of Heroes' direction, whistling a tune
Bring us the girl.. wipe away the debt..

To be continued...

[Turtlesauce]

Chapter Nine: Booked

Booker arrived in front of the Hall of Heroes, with his shotguns resting on his shoulders. He saw Dion and Layton.
Layton: Dion, look. Booker's here.
Dion: Oh, hello! How are you?

Booker: Pfft. Cut it with the nice-guy crap. Where is your big, black, boyfriend?

Layton: Well, he's onto us.
Dion: Doesn't matter. Axel, come out.

Axel. A beefy man, two heads taller than Booker, free of his tires, but kept his powers. And owed it all to #TeamFriendship.

Axel cracked his neck, and walked up to Booker.
Booker looked him in the eyes. He was not intimidated. He faced bigger, badder enemies.
Axel smiled at him: I owe my life to these two. I shall defend them with my life. So it's mine or yours. Any last words?
Booker smirked and spit him in the face.

Layton: Wow, that was pretty rude.
Dion: Most definitely? A cup of tea?
Layton: Why thank you!
Layton and Dion sipped tea while watching the fight

Axel screamed in anger, and started punching blindly in front of him. Booker stepped back with every punch, dodging his every hit arrogantly.
Booker: Oh c'mon, is that all you go..

Booker would've finished that sentence if Axel didn't gut-punch him so hard he was sent flying into a wall.

Layton: That must've hurt.
Dion: I agree. Quite a jab!

Booker hit the wall hard. He took his Murder of Crows vigor and stuck it to the wall. Axel was laughing.
Axel: I have never realised the power I've had! I was being held back by those stupid tires.
Booker remembered the first time he killed Axel. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Booker: Hey Axel! I bet your wife loved it when I kidnapped her! She finally had the chance to be with a real man!

Dion: OH, I'd suggest you don't go there, Booker.
Layton: Indeed!
*sips tea*

Axel: YOU WHAT? DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT HER.
Booker: Why not? Best sex of my life!
Axel yelled from the bottom of his lungs, and he charged towards Booker.
As he was charging, his whole body started oozing flames.

Booker: Uh-oh.

He didn't have time to dodge. Axel bear-hugged him, his arms flaming. Booker screamed in pain, as Axel put him down.
Booker fell down on the ground. He was yelling in agony, half of his body having severe burns.

Axel: HAHA. THIS IS TRUE FIERY VENGEANCE!

Booker turned his head towards Axel, and Axel could see the blood-lust in his eyes.

Dion: Well, I can totally see how this ends.
*sips tea*
Layton: Agreed.
*sips tea*

Booker super-charged his Charge Vigor, and knocked into Axel, dragging him along, slamming him into the Murder of Crows trap.
The Crows sprang out and flocked Axel, picking out at his body and eyes. Axel burst out with flames, burning the crows.
Layton and Dion looked at Axel. He looked like a huge zombie. His flesh was black and decayed, picked out by the crows, his hair turned to flames.

Layton: OH GOD.
*Dion spits out tea*

Axel: BOOKER! YOU DIE NOW.
Booker: THINK AGAIN BITCH.

Axel turned around, and saw Booker holding his RPG pointed at him.
Booker fired his two shots, exploding into Axel head-on. When the smoke cleared, they saw Axel, with half his body tore off.
He yelled ferociously and charged at Booker, who dodged Axel, and aimed the Sky-Hook at him.
Axel saw the Sky-Hook heading towards him.
A gross, fleshy sound was heard.

Layton and Dion finished their tea.
Layton: What do you think happened?
*slam*
Booker dropped Axel's head on their table.

SIXTEENTH DEATH: Axel

Booker was bleeding from every point in his body. He had burns covering most of what remained of him.
Dion: Look, we don't have to..
Booker: SHUT UP.
Booker's neck started bleeding.
Booker: You think yourselves better. You don't fight, you prefer FRIENDSHIP.
Booker's knees failed, he held on to the table so he doesn't fall.
Booker: Let me tell you something.
He whispered: You are the biggest monsters I've ever seen.
He fell down over the table, dead.

SEVENTEENTH DEATH: Booker.


Dion looked at Layton
Dion: It's you and me, now, friend.
Layton smiled: May the best man win.

To be continued...

[rangernumberx]

God dammit, I wish I didn't see this coming. Oh well. *puts on a Team Meta Dion t-shirt*

[Top-Hattington]

I don't even care that I died, that was perfect.

[Turtlesauce]

I don't even care that I died, that was perfect.

I went a little Solomon Grundy with him, but I made him an even bigger badass then he was before :P

[Lohuydahutt]

Yay Meta Dion, may the power of awesomeness AND realism be on your side!

[Turtlesauce]

Chapter Ten: #TeamFriENDship

Layton was face to face with Dion. They looked at eachother.
Layton jumped forward with his blade...
Dion responded with his hammer...

And they both sat down, and put their weapons aside, and grabbed their teacups.

Layton: You know, I never understood this? People come on here and just fight? Do they have purpose? Motive?
Dion shrugged
Layton: Does death satisfy them? I mean, people like QWOP and Axel had their moments when they were free from their respective curses.. but people like Booker? He seemed like a nice guy, but the bloodlust turned him into a monster.
Dion: You think maybe he called us monsters because we took this lightly? Maybe it was serious to everyone and we just mocked it.
Layton sipped his tea.
Dion: If you think about it, he was right.
Layton: No. No, don't think these thoughts. We prevented bloodshed!
Dion: OH COME ON! WE KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN MOST OF THESE GUYS!
Layton: Don't say that! It's not true!
Dion: YES IT IS! TAKE THAT STICK OUT OF YOUR ASS AND LOOK AT THE TRUTH!

Layton flipped the table, and slapped Dion.
Dion took out his Banhammer and slammed Layton with it.

FIFTEENTH DEATH: Professor Layton

The patter of feet was heard again, as Turtlesauce was approaching Meta-Dion, dressed in his classy black suit, holding his clipboard under his arm.

He approached Dion, and took out his pistol.

Turtlesauce smiled: "Congratu-

*SLAM*

Layton smacked Turtlesauce on the head with the Teapot.

Dion: HAHAHA OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE HE BOUGHT IT.

Layton giggled: Yeah, our "argument" was pretty convincing.

FIFTEENTH DEATH: Professor Layton

Dion: You know, for the Host he was pretty much an idiot

Layton: Yeah, I mean h-

Turtlesauce got up: HOW DARE YOU? I AM TURTLESAUCE, THE CRE-

Dion: WAIT? TURTLESAUCE?

Turtle: Uh.. DION?!

Dion: Holy crap it's you!

Layton: What does that mean?

Meta-Dion smiled: It means I have power over here.

Turtle: Dion, no!

Action: Banned Turtlesauce
Reason: Causing drama

Dion: See you in 6 months, buddy.

Layton and Dion laughed, and walked off into the sunset.


WINNER: #TEAMFRIENDSHIP: Meta-Dion and Professor Layton

Turtlesauce disappeared, screaming that he will be back.

Someday.

Maybe..

The End

---

Rankings soon, stay tuned :3

[rangernumberx]

Wha-But...deaths! Hey, I don't care, the British Empire people survived. Good game, everyone.

[Turtlesauce]

Rankings

1. #TeamFriendship: Winners. And they actually won
2. BookerDeWitt: Most kills, biggest presence in this VGBR
3. Axel and Samus Aran: Two fucking badasses, both killed by the other badass.
4. Ridley and Diana/Jinx: Two (three) big presences in this VGBR
5. Dreamy Bowser and Bill Rizer: Even though Bill Rizer died early, only he could've faced the Koopaling army and not fail miserably.
6. QWOP: More like QW-OP amirite?
7. Joel: Got fukt by TeamFriendship, could've gone farther in the battle
8. Harry Potter: Had potential, didn't do much. Blame Jinx and Samus not me.
9. Roman Bellic: Didn't get to go bowling.
10.. Bill Nye: There's a million stars in space and if you don't think that's the tightest shit then get the fuck out of my face

[Lohuydahutt]

I'll take it.