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    Wow, thanks Manch! Yeah, I pretty much realised I fucked up and ran out of smart references by the end. I'm surprised you kept the first verse like it was, that's awesome.

    also I really like the stuff you changed, thanks a lot.

    you're...

    ...cool



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    Chisel pls
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    UMBREON RAP BATTLEEEEES!
    SLIPKNOT!
    VERSUS!
    HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD!
    BEGIN!

    HU:

    You better Knot Slip up when rapping against Charlie Scene
    Get ready because we'll Hate, Beat, Kill, Repeat!
    We're rap rock rap gods who're coming in and rap hard
    All Hope is Gone when you rap against superstars
    Our flow so dark should fill your hearts with fear
    When im through with you you'll have way more than 3 tears
    Its the day of the dead cant you get it through your head
    Hollywood Undead will beat you 'till there's nothing left
    You're chances are looking Gray so you better quit now
    Here's a subliminal verse: nwod uoy kconk ll'ew

    SK
    You better flee the Scene before we get mean
    We Are metal machines, you're Linkin park wannabes!
    Dont step to us or you'll really be undead
    You better watch your step or you'll get a bullet in your head
    You got something to say go ahead and Spit it Out
    Take another verse so we can show what hardcore is all about
    You're about to be Fehnished, you cant take much more, punks
    Your first verse sucked so go ahed and give it a redux
    You cant step to us, what else can we say, you're music's the plague
    You're just The Kids who need to be put in their place!

    HU:
    Its Lights Out for you and we wont Apologize
    After we kicked your ass and you get Left Behind
    We rocked the stage since 2008, you've met your fate its way too late
    You better escape and hide your face in shame as you run away
    When we're through with you, you'll sing your Swan Song
    ??? Gonewrong!
    I think we'll end it here, I hope ya learned your lesson or you're a dead man
    Nobody messes with Hollywood Undead, man!

    SK:
    Everything Ends here your verse was a Disasterpiece
    We'll rock you so hard and Wait while you Bleed
    We're coming in quick from '96 i bet the kids
    Who listen to your shit dont even know what music is!
    Everything you do is a disasterpiece
    We're masterfully crafting your end chatastrophe
    We kicked your asses and Came In Hot
    You brats should know nobody fucks with Slipknot

    WHO WON?
    WHO'S NEXT?
    YOU DECIDE!
    UMBREOOOOOOON SCREAMS RAAAAP BATTLES!






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    UMBREON RAP BATTLEEEEES!
    SLIPKNOT!
    VERSUS!
    HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD!
    BEGIN!

    HU:

    You better Knot Slip up when rapping against Charlie Scene
    Knot Slip is Slipknot reversed, obvious joke is obvious
    Get ready because we'll Hate, Beat, Kill, Repeat!
    Mate.Feed.Kill.Repeat is Slipknots first release
    We're rap rock rap gods who're coming in and rap hard
    All Hope is Gone when you rap against superstars
    All Hope Is Gone is Slipknot's fourth album
    Our flow so dark should fill your hearts with fear
    When im through with you you'll have way more than 3 tears
    A member of HU is named 3tears
    Its the day of the dead cant you get it through your head
    Day of the Dead is a HU album
    Hollywood Undead will beat you 'till there's nothing left
    Nothing's Left is a HU song
    You're chances are looking Gray so you better quit now
    Paul Gray was the bassist of Slipknot. Gray Chapter i a Slipknot album
    Here's a subliminal verse: nwod uoy kconk ll'ew
    Metal bands are often accused of adding subliminal messages. Slipknot hs an šlbum called Subliminal Verses

    SK
    You better flee the Scene before we get mean
    Charlie Scene is a member of HU
    We Are metal machines, you're Linkin park wannabes!
    Linkin Park was one of the first rap rock groups and on of th most popular
    Dont step to us or you'll really be undead
    You better watch your step or you'll get a bullet in your head
    Bullet is one of HU's best known songs
    You got something to say go ahead and Spit it Out
    Spit it Out is š Slipknot song
    Take another verse so we can show what hardcore is all about
    You're about to be Fehnished, you cant take much more, punks
    Fehn is a member of slipknot
    Your first verse sucked so go ahed and give it a redux
    HU has released a redux album of remixes
    You cant step to us, what else can we say, you're music's the plague
    You're just The Kids who need to be put in their place!
    The Kids is a HU song

    HU:
    Its Lights Out for you and we wont Apologize
    After we kicked your ass and you get Left Behind
    Lights Out, Apologize, and Left behind are all songs
    We rocked the stage since 2008, you've met your fate its way too late
    Hollywood Undead's first album was released in 2008
    You better escape and hide your face in shame as you run away
    Both bands wear masks to hide thir face
    When we're through with you, you'll sing your Swan Song
    Swan Song is a last preformance before retirement. HU'S first album was called Swan Ongs
    ??? Gone wrong!
    Cant think of a line ;-;
    I think we'll end it here, I hope ya learned your lesson or you're a dead man
    Nobody messes with Hollywood Undead, man!

    SK:
    Everything Ends here your verse was a Disasterpiece
    We'll rock you so hard and Wait while you Bleed
    Disasterpiece and While You Bleed are Slipknot songs
    We're coming in quick from '96 i bet the kids
    Slipknot formed in 1996
    Who listen to your shit dont even know what music is!
    Because you're a disease to the music industry
    Disease is a Hollywood Undead song
    And hopefully your fans'll see how much you suck lyrically!
    We kicked your asses and Came In Hot
    Come in Hot is a Hollyood Undead song
    You brats should know nobody fucks with Slipknot

    WHO WON?
    WHO'S NEXT?
    YOU DECIDE!
    UMBREOOOOOOON SCREAMS RAAAAP BATTLES!
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    Dear Mancha, can you ManChizzle this battle I made?

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    The Chairman: Iím the Chairman of the Board, and this battle wonít be pretty!
    Iíll move and shake around this furniture item from your little Paris city!
    Truth comes to truth, youíre just an antique piece of shit.
    Something sold at a flea market for fairy tale creations!
    My name strikes fear into the hearts of Toons throughout the nation,
    while your name wouldnít even be known if it werenít for Disney-fication.
    And when youíre all old and decayed, all the townspeople will move on!
    Since youíll never find a girl to turn your bejeweled cogs Gast-on!

    Cogsworth: If I had a penny for every cog Iíve seen in your game,
    Iíd be richer than the CFO, and Iíd put the Robber Barons to shame!
    Youíre a rusty piece of metal, an old hunk of fuck!
    Activated only because of the screw-ups of Scrooge McDuck!
    I donít mean to get your Gyro Gears-loose, but Iím going to defeat you!
    I guess with my lyrical flow, Iím Toon much for you!
    Youíre all work and no play, but when you play, you explode!
    Youíre not the big-wig of my house, youíre just an ugly bridge troll!

    The Chairman: Say that one more time, and Iíll remove your whiskers out.
    Iíll evict you and restrain you from your little House of Mouse.
    When it comes to bringing the apocalypse, Iím a full-blown prophet!
    So admit your failure, Cogsworth and come out of the closet!

    Cogsworth: Out of the closet? Man, fuck this! I quit!

    Announcer: Uh... Anyone out there who can finish this battle? Anyone... anyone?

    Lumiere: I can.
    You following me, businessman? ĎCuz this about to get furious!
    Youíre gonna be my guest until your circuitry goes delirious!
    Your spooky scary Skelecogs are all just in a factory line.
    Iíll rip through place to place, but you will never get the punchline!
    You try to invade districts of a town? You claim to own a throne?
    Youíre not even worthy of my presence! Put Luke Ross on the phone!
    Iíll hang up on you, swish and swash you like a lyrical invader!
    Youíre the wannabe Terminator, huh? Iím the bot exterminator!

    Announcer: WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!!!

    EPIC! *Big Wig flies across the screen* RAP BATTLES OF BIGKIDRANT3!!!!!



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    Umbreon's Hollywood Undead vs Slipknot

    A lot of the lines flowed really well in this, and as I'm not too familiar with the bands much, I can't make many suggestions reference wise, so here's my edited version, largely for flow. Future recommendations: don't overuse you're/your/you/we're/etc. and don't re-use references, I couldn't find a way to remove the double The Kids / Scene stuff but I removed your double Disasterpiece. Redundancy in rap battles makes it boring throughout.

    Also, I'd recommend not ever having a verse that's not divisible by 4 lines, but that's just me.

    HU:
    You better Knot Slip up when rapping against Charlie Scene
    Get ready because we'll Hate, Beat, Kill, Repeat!
    We're rap rock rap gods: coming in and rapping hard
    Because All Hope is Gone when you're against superstars
    Our flow so dark should fill your hearts with fear
    When we're through with you you'll have way more than 3 tears
    Because we'll be beating your asses until Nothing's Left
    Since we're celebrating you, it's the Day of the Dead!
    Your chances look pretty Gray so you better quit now
    Here's a subliminal verse: nwod uoy kconk ll'ew

    SK:
    Look, you better flee the Scene before Slipknot gets mean
    We're metal machines, you Linkin Park wannabes!
    Dont step to us or you'll really be undead
    When you all tumble over from a Bullet in your head
    You got something to say go ahead and Spit it Out
    Take another verse so we can show what hardcore is all about
    You're about to be Fehnished, so try to take a bit more, punks
    Your first verse sucked so go give it a redux
    Hearts blacker than your music that calls back to the plague
    You're just The Kids who need to be put in their place!

    HU:
    Its Lights Out for you and we wont Apologize
    After we kick your ass and you get Left Behind
    We rocked the stage since 2008, you've met your fate way too late
    So escape and hide your faces in shame as you run away
    When we're through with you, you'll be singing your Swan Song
    Because you're just a bunch of Psycho socialists Gonewrong!
    I think we'll end it here, learn your lesson or you're a dead man
    Nobody messes with Hollywood Undead, man!

    SK:

    Everything Ends here your verse was a Disasterpiece
    We'll rock you so hard and Wait while you Bleed
    Coming in quick from '96, you see, i bet the kids
    Who listen to your shit dont even know what music is!
    You're a disease to the whole music industry
    We're masterfully crafting your chatastrophe
    Slip spit fire, boy, we really Came In Hot
    You brats should know nobody dares to fuck with Slipknot


    next is bigkidrant3's chairman vs cogsworth
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    Quote Originally Posted by ‹berMeNCH View Post
    Umbreon's Hollywood Undead vs Slipknot

    A lot of the lines flowed really well in this, and as I'm not too familiar with the bands much, I can't make many suggestions reference wise, so here's my edited version, largely for flow. Future recommendations: don't overuse you're/your/you/we're/etc. and don't re-use references, I couldn't find a way to remove the double The Kids / Scene stuff but I removed your double Disasterpiece. Redundancy in rap battles makes it boring throughout.

    Also, I'd recommend not ever having a verse that's not divisible by 4 lines, but that's just me.

    HU:
    You better Knot Slip up when rapping against Charlie Scene
    Get ready because we'll Hate, Beat, Kill, Repeat!
    We're rap rock rap gods: coming in and rapping hard
    Because All Hope is Gone when you're against superstars
    Our flow so dark should fill your hearts with fear
    When we're through with you you'll have way more than 3 tears
    Because we'll be beating your asses until Nothing's Left
    Since we're celebrating you, it's the Day of the Dead!
    Your chances look pretty Gray so you better quit now
    Here's a subliminal verse: nwod uoy kconk ll'ew

    SK:
    Look, you better flee the Scene before Slipknot gets mean
    We're metal machines, you Linkin Park wannabes!
    Dont step to us or you'll really be undead
    When you all tumble over from a Bullet in your head
    You got something to say go ahead and Spit it Out
    Take another verse so we can show what hardcore is all about
    You're about to be Fehnished, so try to take a bit more, punks
    Your first verse sucked so go give it a redux
    Hearts blacker than your music that calls back to the plague
    You're just The Kids who need to be put in their place!

    HU:
    Its Lights Out for you and we wont Apologize
    After we kick your ass and you get Left Behind
    We rocked the stage since 2008, you've met your fate way too late
    So escape and hide your faces in shame as you run away
    When we're through with you, you'll be singing your Swan Song
    Because you're just a bunch of Psycho socialists Gonewrong!
    I think we'll end it here, learn your lesson or you're a dead man
    Nobody messes with Hollywood Undead, man!

    SK:

    Everything Ends here your verse was a Disasterpiece
    We'll rock you so hard and Wait while you Bleed
    Coming in quick from '96, you see, i bet the kids
    Who listen to your shit dont even know what music is!
    You're a disease to the whole music industry
    We're masterfully crafting your chatastrophe
    Slip spit fire, boy, we really Came In Hot
    You brats should know nobody dares to fuck with Slipknot


    next is bigkidrant3's chairman vs cogsworth
    Just to let you know, the beat for that is the "Ben Franklin vs Billy Mays" instrumental.

    PS: Look up "Toontown Rewritten" and "Toontown Chairman" before Man-Chizzling it.
    Last edited by BKTurner47; 07-22-2015 at 01:22 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigkidrant3 View Post
    Just to let you know, the beat for that is the "Ben Franklin vs Billy Mays" instrumental.

    PS: Look up "Toontown Rewritten" and "Toontown Chairman" before Man-Chizzling it.
    I've played it and I know of the character, so no need.
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    Anyone on?

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    Can you chisel my Freud vs Prof. X battle please?

    http://www.erboh.com/forum/entry.php...-Sigmund-Freud

    Here's a ref guide -

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    X:
    You're a literal motherfucker! A Jewish Oedipus Rex
    Freud theorized that every male had an inherit sexual attraction to their mothers, which they repressed. Professor X calls him a 'literal motherfucker' because saying he literally wanted to screw his mom. Freud was Jewish and Oedipus Rex was a famous mythological figure who banged his maw.
    Professor X will wreck this spec with a Doofenschmirtz Complex!
    Professor X is saying that Freud sounds like Doctor Doofenschmirtz from Phinease and Ferb. A complex in psychology is a core of patterns and behaviours which may lead to a diagnosis.
    Motherfucker! And no, that's not a Freudian slip
    I didn't want to use motherfucker again in this battle, but a Freudian slip is an unintentional error revealing subconcious feelings.
    I'll show this redshirt here a new view from my spaceship
    Patrick Stewart, the actor who plays the currenct incarnation of Prof. X, is most famous for playing Jean Luc Picard on Star Trek. A redshirt is a stock character in Star Trek often used as cannon fodder and killed off for action. Prof. X is calling Freud a redshirt as he is insignificant and will be killed in this battle.
    This must be your First Class, let me give you some schooling
    X-Men: First Class is the fifth movie in the X-Men Series. Prof. X owns a school for mutants and will "school" Freud as well.
    I can see into your mind, who do you think you're fooling?
    Prof. X is telepathic and can read people's minds. He's saying he's better at it than Freud is.
    Spitting straight adamantium like the rims on my chair
    Adamantium is a powerful metal alloy which is used for many purposes in the Marvel universe (such as X-Men's claws).
    You spit only cancerous cells like you're living on a prayer!
    Freud developed cancer and died of it because of his habits.
    Siggie's snorting coke, he's got the smokes and is sure to die Jung
    Freud took cocaine and was an avid smoker. "Die Jung" is a pun referencing the psychiatrist Carl Jung - a close contemporary of Freud. Both men were influenced by each other.
    But I'm causing more damage than that shit did to your lungs!
    Prof. X is saying he's doing more to harm Freud with his rapping than the cancer did to Freud's lungs.
    I battle planet sized monstrosities, bitch, I don't play around
    Many X-Men villains are huge as fuck.
    Training mutants to defend the earth all while sitting down!
    Prof. X is boasting that he can save the world without even getting up (as he's in a wheelchair).


    Freud:
    You know I've alvays vondered zis about zee famed Professor X
    A set-up line.
    VHY DON'T YOU USE TELEKINESIS TO MOVE YOUR FUCKING LEGS?!
    Freud wonders why Prof X. (who has telekinetic powers) doesn't use his abilities to control his legs and walk.
    Tell your team of misfits I sense something wrong in your Cerebro
    A Cerebro in the X-Men Universe is a device used by Prof. X to detect mutants. Cerebro is also Spanish and Portuguese for 'brain' so Freud is saying there is something wrong with Prof. X's brain.
    My raps paralyse you so hard, you can call me Magneto
    Freud's saying his raps are so crippling that he compares himself to Magneto, the guy who put Prof. X in a wheelchair in the first place.
    It's not good for your health, Charlie, to stay cooped up in your mansion
    Professor X lives in a massive mansion and is rarely on the front lines fighting with his mutants.
    Instead you should organise a date viz a mutant Chris Hansen
    Chris Hansen is famous for the NBC show 'To Catch a Predator' where he lures potential pedophiles and captures them. Prof. X once hit on his student Jean Grey so Freud is calling him a pedophile.
    Bitch I created a whole field of science to understand zee human mind
    A simple boast. Freud created the field of psychoanalysis which greatly boosted psychology and psychiatry in the academic and scientific worlds - once considered pseudosciences.
    You set up your school to teach stroppy ass teenagers how to fly!
    Freud is saying his achievements are better than Prof. X's whose mutant school teaches mutants how to use their powers.
    Branding everything viz an 'X' as zough you own zat letter
    The X-Men were named after Professor X.
    And zis whole superhero schtick? Zee Incredibles did it better
    Freud is dissing Prof. X by saying the Incredibles were better superheros than the X-Men.
    In a few years nerds vill move on, vhereas my vork is timeless
    Freud is saying that soon nerds will move on to another franchise whereas his work shall stand the test of time.
    Zis vould be your last stand, if you veren't already spineless
    Another joke on Prof. X being in a wheelchair. He's spineless because he's a coward and he can't stand.


    X:
    Your work timeless? After your death it was all rebuked!
    A lot of Freud's theories were disproven and laughed at after he died. Nowadays almost everything he said is considered untrue and he is no longer as respected as he once was.
    And me spineless? You ran from Hitler, you cowardly Jew
    Freud ran away to England to escape the Nazis.
    You look like a fat George Carlin! I'll get Logan to finger your anus!
    Freud looks like the comedian George Carlin. Logan is the name of Wolverine and Prof. X is threatening Freud by saying Logan will finger his anus with his adamantium claws.
    Your theories aren't just moronic - they're downright heinous!
    A simple diss.
    Even Dr Phil could do a better job than this kraut
    Prof. X is saying that even the TV psychologist Dr Phil could do better than Freud. A kraut is an ethnic slur for a German.
    Imma diagnose you with get-the-fuck-out!
    Simple enough.


    Freud:
    Screw you, you big bald cunt! Your raps skills are shoddy
    A reference to Hitler. I kinda imagined their voices being similar when I wrote this.
    I'll kick your chair down zee stairs zen laugh at your mangled body!
    Freud is saying that he'll kick Prof. X's wheelchair down the stairs and laugh.
    You're creepier zan Nightcrawler, more short-sighted zan Cyclops
    Nightcrawler is an X-Men who is pretty creepy thanks to his indigo skin and staying in the shadows. Cyclops is another X-Man who can control energy beams with his eyes.
    My rhymes bring so much pain you'll crave morphine drops
    Morphine is a painkilling drug. Freud got addicted to morphine while he was in the hospital for his cancer.
    Now call me zee ICP, but I need to mention zis circlejerk
    The Insane Clown Posse is a cringey hip-hop duo that dress up like clowns and have an annoying fanbase called Juggaloes -
    Ask your arch nemesis - HOW DO FUCKING MAGNETS VORK?!
    'Fucking magnets, how do they work?' is an infamous line from the ICP's song 'Miracles'. Magneto, Prof. X's former friend and now supervillain controls magnetism.
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    Bigkidrant3's Chairman vs Cogsworth
    next is KiTN's Sigmund Freud vs Charles Xavier


    I think this is a very interesting matchup. I question the use of a character that technically doesn't exist canonically, but not a huge deal. I just fixed syllables largely and tidied this up, most of it was pretty good.

    The Chairman:
    I’m the Chairman of the Board, and this battle won’t be pretty!
    I’ll Move and Shake up this butler with me and my whole committee!
    Because you're Cogs-worth nothing, you antique piece of shit
    Something sold at a flea market for fairy tale creations!
    My presence terrifies Toons living all throughout the nation,
    but you're basically unknown if not for Disney-fication.
    'Cuz when you’re old and decayed, all the townspeople will move on!
    Since you’ll never find a girl to turn your cogs Gast-on!

    Cogsworth:
    If I'd a penny for every Cog that I’ve seen in your game,
    I’d be richer than the CFO, Barons to shame!
    This rusty piece of metal's just an old hunk of fuck
    activated just from screw-ups of old Scrooge McDuck!
    You’re all work and no play, because from fun you explode!
    You’re not the Big-Wig of my house, you’re just an ugly bridge troll!
    Don’t mean to get your Gyro Gears-loose, but I’m Toon much for you!
    Beating you's a piece of Wedding Cake, bro, you're literally screwed

    The Chairman:
    Say that one more time, and I’ll take your whiskers out,
    evict you and restrain you from your little House of Mouse.
    I'm a Beast of the apocalypse come to earth as the prophet!
    So admit your failure, Cogsworth and come out of the closet!

    Cogsworth:
    Out of the closet? Man, fuck this! I quit!

    Announcer:
    Uh... Anyone out there who can finish this battle? Anyone... anyone?

    Lumiere:
    I can.
    You following me, businessman? ‘Cuz this about to get furious!
    You’re gonna be my guest 'til your circuits go delirious!
    I'll burn you hotter than the fire that I hold in my fists!
    Not even spooky scary Skelecogs could dare to outrap this!
    trying to take Toontown and you claim to own a throne?
    You’re not worthy of my presence! Put Luke Ross on the phone!
    I’ll hang up on you, swish and swash you like a lyrical invader!
    I’m the bot exterminator to this failed Terminator

    WHO WON?
    WHOS NEXT?
    YOU DECIDE!!!

    EPIC!
    *Big Wig flies across the screen*
    RAP BATTLES OF BIGKIDRANT3!!!!!


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    Damn, that was good.

    Now, Mr. Cipher, can you review my next battle? (I'm considering you've met some of them before).

    NORMAL VIEWERS BEWARE: THE BATTLE CONTAINS EXTREME GRAVITY FALLS SPOILERS! Well, enjoy!

    Spoiler: 
    BEAT: No Limit by Allrounda

    EEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF BIGKIDRANT3!!!! STANFORD PINES AND FIDDLEFORD MCGUCKET.... VERSUS.... ADOLF HITLER AND JOSEPH GOEBBELS! (Yes, I went there.)


    Hitler/Goebbels: I AM ADOLF HITLER! Commander of the Third Reich!
    Little known fact, I’m also quite dope on this mic!
    You’re just a six-fingered nerd wearing space gear and a cape,
    but a hobo’s beard to covered up your scared-ass face!
    Yo, it’s me, Goebbels, and I’m beating you two skanks!
    Stanford, you have a bunker? I’ll make you hide there like Anne Frank!
    You will Nazi this one coming, and you’re all going to Heil!
    now sit back and relax as you watch the Nazi Party prevail!

    Stanford/McGucket: These two little vermins tried to step up into my lab,
    now what is that supposed to mean? Assdolf just needs to take a crap!
    We’re observing gnomes, shapeshifters and more, and we did it all in patience
    unlike Jew who put millions of innocent people in camps of concentration
    Now you there, Broseph, you burnt down Jewish books all for the sake of your country?
    We’ll dis up a McStorm over your fascist Nazi Germany!
    Go freeze yourself in Carbonite again or go flop the mic Han Solo!
    You caused a world war, but took your own world, but you know what they say? YOLO!

    Hitler/Goebbels: Ooh, how cute! A Jewish kid and a cowboy stepping up to the chancellor!
    We’ll shove these raps up your portal-hole! Bitch, just call us Bill Cipher!
    McGucket caused rampages through town because his wife left him?
    You should have turned to another topic like a Lazy Susan!
    Go back to playing the banjo in that old church no one uses.
    So quit your Stalin on the mic! We’ll cut through you like the Jewish!
    We’ll beat you ‘till your eyeless, so don’t jack up on us now!
    You better heil Hitler or else we’ll turn your town upside down!

    Stanford/McGucket: Heil Hitler? No thanks, unlike you, America’s on democracy!
    So no need to be direct with your incoming foreign policies.
    Yeah, we built a portal together, it’s the least we could do!
    While you just cause a worldwide epidemic because you wanted to!
    Call us the United Allies, because we’re ending your crisis!
    But you compared to us? It won’t help you in the slightest!
    We’ll shapeshift around you, and then put you to bust!
    At your rate in Nazi Germany, there’s no one you can trust!

    Announcer: WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

    EPIC! marching RAP BATTLES OF BIGKIDRANT3!!!!!
    Last edited by BKTurner47; 08-01-2015 at 11:01 AM.

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