Arno got a kill yea
Arno got a kill yea
Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!Spoiler:
can Frank become a zombie who kills the announcer and covers this war
Originally Posted by Juiz
Well... seeing Sissel is now within his body...he can still be saved.
OH NOOOOOOOOOOO how's Kenny going to get out of this one? :c
Spoiler:
I am PolarBore's official Assistant Mangager (again)
Hella great episode.
I think I got new ideas on who's winning :P
Which are? Just out of curiosity.
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Chapter Four: One Fighter Barely Appears
Sissel looked around the area, which was now completely empty. As there was no corpse of Frank West five minutes prior to his death, he was in the same location, but inhabiting some sort of ghostly silhouette, not visible to the average eye. Frank’s ghost had come along as well, but there was no telling when he would wake up. So, Sissel waited. After a while, he heard numerous shots, and Frank rushed through the door, panting heavily. Arno came through a few moments later, prompting the door to slide closed. Sissel found West’s baseball bat to be within range, so moved his soul to it as the doomed reporter crept up to the assassin. Arno turned around, seeing the incoming baseball bat assault, prompting Frank to rush up and swing the bat, missing as Arno ducked. Moving into the Ghost World, Sissel could see the cores of numerous objects in the room: The ghostly corpse, the baseball bat he was currently in, and among others, one that seemed to be in the assassin’s wrist. Moving to there, he realised that there were actually two, very close together, and it was some sort of device on Dorian’s wrist. Back in the land of the living, he tried the trigger he was currently possessing. A small shot flew out and ricocheted off the door frame, missing and going unnoticed by both fighters. And so did the second, as Sissel pulled it two more times to find out it was only loaded with two shots. Now Arno had pulled out his pistol, only to get it knocked away some distance. Realising what it must do, Sissel held off until Arno was behind Frank. The assassin pushed the trigger Sissel was in, causing the blade to stick out. Sissel immediately activated it again, retracting the blade and causing Frank to just be hit on the back of the head with an open palm. He elbowed behind him, catching Arno by surprise and stepping back. He raised his wrist again and activated the Phantom Blade, being confused when no dart came out. This gave Frank ample time to take out the discarded Mega Man arm cannon, and fire it at Arno. He hissed in pain, the shots burning his skin, before throwing down a smoke bomb, using it to disappear. Frank took out his shotgun, and slowly moved around the room, looking for his opponent. A punch to the back of the head caused him to stumble and drop the firearm, with the assassin having suddenly appeared behind him. He grabbed the baseball bat, but Arno promptly disarmed him of that as well, throwing it to the side, causing it to land near the pistol. Frank tried to defend himself, but Dorian was dealing a unrestrained beatdown of him, up until a loud shot was heard and Arno felt a searing pain in his ankle. He dropped to the floor, and Sissel, who had transferred his soul from the hidden blade to the baseball bat and then the flintlock pistol, saw he had another opening. He fired again, this bullet embedding itself into Arno’s side. As the assassin roared in pain, Frank rushed to the shotgun, picked it up, and fired three shots at the Assassin, putting him out of his misery.
Third Death: Arno Dorian
“Looks like the Assassin has been assassinated.” The announcer quipped, as time changed and the silhouette where Frank’s corpse once was (and now never will be) faded away, leaving Sissel in the pistol. Frank stood up, took a few deep breaths, and investigated the two items he was interested in. The hidden blade wasn’t worthwhile, as it required the sacrifice of the ring finger to be used and the phantom blade had no ammo left. After picking up the baseball bat (Sissel moved into this, and then into the wrench again for accessibility), Frank looked at the flintlock. It was double barreled, and both rounds had been fired, so there was just as little need to take this. Frank put it down, and left the room, allowing the Frenchman to requiescat in pace.
The Joker, staring down the barrel of Kenny’s gun, dropped the knife and flung his arms up over-dramatically. “Oho! You’ve got be officer! Take me to jail! When do I get my free phone call?” Kenny stood up, leg still weak.
“What?” He managed to get out, being baffled by the madness of the non-powered super villain.
“Wait! Let me speak with my attorney. Harley, should I use my right to remain silent?” Kenny looked to Harley, who had leveled her firework pistol at Kenny.
“I say we sue, let this cop burn!” She fired her unique weapon, causing the projectile to explode on Kenny’s shoulder. He yelled, dropping the gun and to his knees.
“I agree, Harley. There’s no use for bad cops unless they’re on my payroll.” He pulled out his revolver, pointed it at Kenny’s face, and promptly dropped it again as the Osohe Ghost hit him on the back of the head with the hammer he had been given. His vision was blurry, but he lashed out with his fist, only succeeding in going through him. He floated out of reach again. “Now that’s not fair!” He picked up his revolver and shot at him once, twice, three times, but only succeeded in going through him. The ghost swooped low and tried to hit Joker with the hammer again, but this time got it wrestled out of it’s hand. “Now that’s over,” He turned to Kenny, who had only just regained himself enough to scramble for the gun, “Let’s shoot what we can actually hit.” The revolver discharged for the fifth time, straight into Kenny’s forehead.
Fifth Death: Kenny
“The obvious statement would be to call Joker a b*****d, but we know he’s already one, so...yeah.” The announcer trailed off.
“Well, Ghostie, why don’t you come down here and fight like a man!” Joker dropped the gun (accidentally causing it to fire it’s final round in no paticular direction) and raise his fists, hopping from foot to foot and moving his fists in a circle, in an extremely cartoon-y manner. The Osohe Ghost was half seething at the death of his partner, and part fearful of what the two clowns could do, so refused to come down from up high.
Wander rushed forward with his sword raised, causing Gaim, still a bit dizzy, to raise his in retaliation. Their blades collided, enchanted steel against segmented orange. The two proceeded to have a hugely dramatic sword fight around the ancient ruins and dead Colossi, each one countering the other’s blows, with Gaim being still just not quite ‘there’ enough to be at his quickest speed. Soon, they found themselves at a test of strength, with their blades locked and each one straining to become victorious. Wander groaned, a bead of sweat appearing on his forehead, and took this moment to give a brief, close up once over of Gaim. He saw something interesting, and leapt back. The sudden change in resistance caused the Kamen Rider to lose balance, as Wander fell to the ground and picked up two arrows, which had fallen in his previous duel with Gaim. Now, before we continue, I feel like I should bring forward three pieces of my analysis to allow you to fully understand why what is going to happen will happen. First, Wander is exceedingly strong, having been shown to hold his own body weight for extended periods of time, and can hold on when giant Colossi are trying to shake him off. Secondly, he is extremely accurate with the bow, being able to hit a relatively small target while his horse is running parallel to it at full pelt. Third, Gaim and his items have been nerfed. The cocked arrow was sent flying, and hit the lockseed on his belt. The lockseed, already having been weakened through the numerous assaults Gaim himself had taken, completely broke under the direct, piercing damage, causing Gaim to swiftly transform back into a standard japanese human. Kouta smiled nervously, and laughed a bit, while slowly reaching for his Pine lockseed. He jerked his hand in front of himself, but it was no use against the second arrow that was hurtled towards him, and pierced his chest. He collapsed to his knees, in great pain yet in silence, and then he collapsed completely, sprawled on the floor.
Sixth Death: Kamen Rider Gaim
“Gaim may have hit incredibly hard, but the nerf hammer hit harder.” Wander was now all alone, giving him time to walk around the arena, collecting all of the still usable arrows, including the one sheathed in his late foe.
The change in attributes did not affect Fizz much, being notoriously fast. However, Hitler’s recent speed boost hit Ratchet a lot harder, only just managing to avoid the streams of bullets. He shot numerous times at him with the Shock Blaster, but it seemed to be no use. “Come on! Shouldn’t he be weaker without that suit on?” Ratchet questioned.
“Maybe he just used the suit to accentuate his firepower, or as an extra layer of protection that he didn’t completely need?” Clank responded, sticking out his propellers to slow their decent as Hitler shot straight on, through Ratchet and an oncoming Fizz, who slid underneath the bullets instead. He hopped on his trident and sped towards Hitler, only to hurtle forwards without his weapon as it hit the chaingun, causing it to lose all momentum instantly. Ratchet pulled out the N60 Storm, and showed Hitler with shots.
“Well, he can feel free to stop fighting at any point now.”
The Great Sacred Treasure continued moving around the Labyrinth of Deceit, until reaching the same door it was about to move through before being interrupted by Arno. It moved through it, and ten seconds later, Frank followed it through.
Rip Kenny
Awesum eppy
Requiescat in pace
Damn you ranger
Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!Spoiler:
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