Chapter Five: Death of the Unkillables
Given that it was at the centre of all of the different areas that made the total arena, had four entrances/exits and a highly resistant, slow moving fighter starting it, some would say that it was inevitable that it would become the main arena for the fighting to take place. And so it did, as while Fizz and Ratchet had temporarily teamed up to fight not-so-Mecha-anymore Hitler, Wander entered from the southern entrance and the Great Sacred Treasure came in from the east most passage. The entrance of the giant, white monstrous being caused Ratchet to stop and stare open mouthed, which in turn made Hitler curious and had him turn around, allowing Fizz to quickly nip in to take his trident back before looking back and appearing similarly stunned. Wander, with his game being a boss rush of giant bosses, was probably more stunned by the fact that it was a brilliant white instead of some shade of grey. However, all he did was increase his grip on his sword, and walk forward.
The Great Sacred Treasure launched a volley of fireballs, spreading them across the room. However, due to the size of it, they were rather spread out, meaning everyone dodged them rather easily. It was assaulted on two fronts, the first being right in front of it, with Not-Mecha Hitler’s chain guns. It charged briefly, and then sent three tall tornadoes forward, the center one focused on Hitler. He strafed to the side, but was caught by one of the outer tornadoes and was tossed around. Frank West, who had been the second front, had finally made his way around the GST and fired his shotgun once more, only to find it was out of ammo. He flung it aside, and then picked up the first thing he had and flung it at the Treasure, hoping for an oil spill to mess with the electronics, or for an accidentally well placed shot from the mega buster firing upon collision. The spanner simply made an audible donk as it rebounded off of the area where it’s head would be. While it appeared to work, as it didn’t do anything immediately after, it was instead running through different actions.
Current enemies: 6
Chance of defeat as current: 64.8%
Use of ultimate weapon: Yes
Estimated chance of hitting all enemies with ultimate weapon: 0.46464646…
Employing grouping maneuver…
The Great Sacred Treasure launched a ball of energy near the centre of the room, to the left of the stage from it’s position. This caused Hitler, Fizz, Ratchet, Frank, the up-until-then slowly approaching Wander, the shotgun and the spanner containing Sissel to be dragged against their will towards it. They all (minus Sissel) prepared to fight when they were close enough together, if it wasn’t for the voice from Ratchet’s back speaking up.
“I don’t mean to interrupt the carnage that is about to happen, but I don’t think that the appearance of that giant robot nor the current state of the floor is a good sign.” Half of them looked to the Treasure, and the other half to where they stood. The Great Sacred Treasure was visibly charging, and the amount of time it was taking showed that it was going to be a big hit. The floor was flashing a red colour, which increased in intensity as time quickly passed.They looked at the other thing that was pointed out to them, and realised with dread that Clank was right. The energy ball disapperated while all those who were animate were still a few meters away, and everyone scarpered to the left or right, anywhere as long as it was the quickest way out of the highlighted area. All except for Sissel, who due to his light weight, had been drawn forward quicker and had reached the ball before it disappeared. Right in the middle of the highlighted area.
“Crap…” He said, before the giant laser was fired.
“I swear, I’m going to kill you if it’s the last thing I do!” Joker yelled. Since he realised that nothing they could do could hurt him, the Osohe ghost had decided to taunt them within arms reach instead. He had taken the hammer a while ago, so they were both staying out of reach, but it was just another way he could taunt them. He mimed yawning, tossing the hammer up and down. “Why you...hang on a minute.” All three looked down, and saw the flashing floor, creating almost a corridor from the door. They looked at each other as it increased in speed, and then the Gotham duo covered their eyes as a bright beam suddenly appeared, suddenly engulfing the Osohe Ghost.
When the beam disappeared, there was no shotgun, no spanner, no 3/4ths of the wrestling arena, and most importantly no spirit of Sissel.
When the beam disappeared, there was nothing to indicate that the Osohe ghost had been there at all, not even the ashes of the hammer.
Seventh/Eighth Death: Sissel & Friendly Ghost Playing Piano
“And a double kill for the Great Sacred Treasure!” The announcer yelled. “Dyntos, we’re forwarding you the damage costs.” The Joker and Harley were both lost for words. For a short time. This is Joker, remember.
“Ohohoho! I told him I would get him! Now, come Harley, let’s find some others.”
The five remaining fighters in the Wrestlemania stadium braced themselves. Although no one said anything, they all knew that this thing had to go down (mainly because they didn’t know that laser was a one time only deal, but nobody tell them).




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