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    Chapter Five: Death of the Unkillables


    Given that it was at the centre of all of the different areas that made the total arena, had four entrances/exits and a highly resistant, slow moving fighter starting it, some would say that it was inevitable that it would become the main arena for the fighting to take place. And so it did, as while Fizz and Ratchet had temporarily teamed up to fight not-so-Mecha-anymore Hitler, Wander entered from the southern entrance and the Great Sacred Treasure came in from the east most passage. The entrance of the giant, white monstrous being caused Ratchet to stop and stare open mouthed, which in turn made Hitler curious and had him turn around, allowing Fizz to quickly nip in to take his trident back before looking back and appearing similarly stunned. Wander, with his game being a boss rush of giant bosses, was probably more stunned by the fact that it was a brilliant white instead of some shade of grey. However, all he did was increase his grip on his sword, and walk forward.


    The Great Sacred Treasure launched a volley of fireballs, spreading them across the room. However, due to the size of it, they were rather spread out, meaning everyone dodged them rather easily. It was assaulted on two fronts, the first being right in front of it, with Not-Mecha Hitler’s chain guns. It charged briefly, and then sent three tall tornadoes forward, the center one focused on Hitler. He strafed to the side, but was caught by one of the outer tornadoes and was tossed around. Frank West, who had been the second front, had finally made his way around the GST and fired his shotgun once more, only to find it was out of ammo. He flung it aside, and then picked up the first thing he had and flung it at the Treasure, hoping for an oil spill to mess with the electronics, or for an accidentally well placed shot from the mega buster firing upon collision. The spanner simply made an audible donk as it rebounded off of the area where it’s head would be. While it appeared to work, as it didn’t do anything immediately after, it was instead running through different actions.
    Current enemies: 6
    Chance of defeat as current: 64.8%
    Use of ultimate weapon: Yes
    Estimated chance of hitting all enemies with ultimate weapon: 0.46464646…
    Employing grouping maneuver…

    The Great Sacred Treasure launched a ball of energy near the centre of the room, to the left of the stage from it’s position. This caused Hitler, Fizz, Ratchet, Frank, the up-until-then slowly approaching Wander, the shotgun and the spanner containing Sissel to be dragged against their will towards it. They all (minus Sissel) prepared to fight when they were close enough together, if it wasn’t for the voice from Ratchet’s back speaking up.
    “I don’t mean to interrupt the carnage that is about to happen, but I don’t think that the appearance of that giant robot nor the current state of the floor is a good sign.” Half of them looked to the Treasure, and the other half to where they stood. The Great Sacred Treasure was visibly charging, and the amount of time it was taking showed that it was going to be a big hit. The floor was flashing a red colour, which increased in intensity as time quickly passed.They looked at the other thing that was pointed out to them, and realised with dread that Clank was right. The energy ball disapperated while all those who were animate were still a few meters away, and everyone scarpered to the left or right, anywhere as long as it was the quickest way out of the highlighted area. All except for Sissel, who due to his light weight, had been drawn forward quicker and had reached the ball before it disappeared. Right in the middle of the highlighted area.
    “Crap…” He said, before the giant laser was fired.

    “I swear, I’m going to kill you if it’s the last thing I do!” Joker yelled. Since he realised that nothing they could do could hurt him, the Osohe ghost had decided to taunt them within arms reach instead. He had taken the hammer a while ago, so they were both staying out of reach, but it was just another way he could taunt them. He mimed yawning, tossing the hammer up and down. “Why you...hang on a minute.” All three looked down, and saw the flashing floor, creating almost a corridor from the door. They looked at each other as it increased in speed, and then the Gotham duo covered their eyes as a bright beam suddenly appeared, suddenly engulfing the Osohe Ghost.


    When the beam disappeared, there was no shotgun, no spanner, no 3/4ths of the wrestling arena, and most importantly no spirit of Sissel.

    When the beam disappeared, there was nothing to indicate that the Osohe ghost had been there at all, not even the ashes of the hammer.
    Seventh/Eighth Death: Sissel & Friendly Ghost Playing Piano
    “And a double kill for the Great Sacred Treasure!” The announcer yelled. “Dyntos, we’re forwarding you the damage costs.” The Joker and Harley were both lost for words. For a short time. This is Joker, remember.
    “Ohohoho! I told him I would get him! Now, come Harley, let’s find some others.”

    The five remaining fighters in the Wrestlemania stadium braced themselves. Although no one said anything, they all knew that this thing had to go down (mainly because they didn’t know that laser was a one time only deal, but nobody tell them).
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    I once heard Ranger was a legend.
    Now I can confirm Ranger is a legend.

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    And then there were 8..
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    Chapter Six: Teams...Teams Everywhere

    Success: 20%
    Activate combat procedure Icarus
    Restraints: No
    Biggest threat: Undetermined.
    Focus fire on: None

    The Great Sacred Treasure let loose two blades into the ground today, which homed in on Hitler and Fizz. They both easily got out of the way, but then had to shift around again as a blanket of blue fireballs was sprayed at them. The Treasure turned around and fired two fireballs directly at Wander, who had been firing arrows at it until now. Ratchet was firing at it with his N60 storm and Hitler with his chain guns, prompting the mech to fire another gravitating orb, and then three whirlwinds again. This time, they were used to this tactic, and managed to avoid all of the whirlwinds by just running directly away from the orb, which merely slowed them down. Fizz and Frank had used the others as a distraction to make their way around the back, and were now hitting it with their trident and baseball bat, respectively. They weren’t doing anything dangerously damaging, or even really minorly damaging, so the Treasure continued to fight the others, taking a second to charge and firing a smaller laser beam right at Ratchet.

    Joker and Harley walked through the nearest doorway, which lead to the Super Smash Brothers battlefield, which had all of it’s doors burned off from the Great Sacred Treasure’s laser, just leaving the location they headed to visible (“Hang on, how does that work? How could the laser burn off all three of the doors, when it should’ve just headed out and into the distance?” Nobody answered, or knew the answer to, the announcer’s question). They headed into the first doorway, and into the Planet Q9 arena. While Harely just headed straight through, going to the other exit, Joker’s attention was caught elsewhere: The lovely, tempting levers lining the walls. He walked up to one, wiggled his fingers, and pulled it down. Harley gave a scream, as the effect of the lever was revealed to be taking away half of the arena’s floor, at an alarming rate. She lept, but could only just catch the ledge. Joker walked up to her. “Now what are you doing down there?”
    “Mistah J! Help me!”
    “Oh, I would looove to, but unfortunately…” He leaned in, and voice grew even more menacing. “There can only be one winner, can’t there?” Harley’s face showed intense surprise and horror, as she saw what was now inevitable. Joker stood up, and took on his mad, almost playful demeanor again. “These little piggies went to the market,” Joker stomped on Harley’s left hand, causing her to yell in pain. “These little piggies went home!” He stomped on her right hand, now having both of his feet planted firmly on Harley’s hands, keeping them connected to the ground. “And all these little piggies went wee wee wee all the way home!” He lept up and back, letting Harley fall, screaming into the abyss. He bent over, gave a small wave down the hole, then stood up to straighten his bow tie.
    Ninth Death: Harley Quinn
    “Wow, just...wow. I can’t really say anything, that was just sadistic.” The announcer said, after being lost for words for a few seconds. “But I guess that’s Joker for you.”

    The N60 Storm clicked repeatedly, telling it’s wielder that it was out of ammo. Ratchet threw the gun aside, opting for the Shock Blaster instead. Hitler tried to move out of the way in time, but a charged fireball hit one of his chainguns, knocking him over and possibly denting one of the barrels. Wander realised that his arrows were doing nothing, ages after the Treasure did so, so stopped firing them. Fizz and Frank were tiring out, their attacks still seemingly doing nothing. It seemed obvious to all: Despite the odds and numbers, the Treasure seemed to be winning.

    Will the ragtag team defeat the Great Sacred Treasure?
    How soon will it be before they’re at each other’s throats again?
    Will Joker ever feel any remourse?
    Find out on tomorrow’s episode of VIDEO GAME BATTLE ROYAAAALE!
    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz View Post
    I once heard Ranger was a legend.
    Now I can confirm Ranger is a legend.

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    Congrats, you found a bullshit way to kill ghosts *claps* xP

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    That he did actually. If Sissel, and/or FGPP get in, I'll be sure to kill'em off in less bullshitty manner.

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    Hey, I needed some way to do it. Sissel would've been removed from play anyway, as his spirit requires an anchor (remove the thing he's in, remove him from play). FGPP...yeah, I'm sorry.
    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz View Post
    I once heard Ranger was a legend.
    Now I can confirm Ranger is a legend.

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    Now THIS is the Joker I know and love!

    Also Fizz could totally take on the Treasure by himself I mean that damage is ridiculuous, but I guess he got nurfd
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    Chapter Seven: The Force Awakens. Wait, wrong series…
    A ton of energy arrows were released from the Great Sacred Treasure, which filed themselves into Hitler and knocked him across the room. He then pressed Z or R twice and did a barrel roll, avoiding all of the shots Ratchet was shooting at him and sending Frank West and Fizz flying. It raised its arm to fire two fireballs directly at Ratchet, who only just managed to get out of the way. He then fired another energy ball at Frank and Fizz, but this one was different, heading directly towards the two. Frank stood up, poised, and struck it for a home run when it was near enough. By whatever cartoon logic the creators of VGBR was using in the series’ creation, it worked and the ball rebounded towards the Great Sacred Treasure, hitting it straight in the torso area. This caused the Great Sacred Treasure the be noticeably knocked back, signifying that it could actually be damaged. Not that it mattered, because everyone else was still too busy avoiding a constant assault of holy energy weapons. Wander was the closest to the place he was knocked to, and found that his innate instincts took over. He leapt, managing to find a hand hold on it. Somehow, the Great Sacred Treasure could notice that he was on it, and conducted another barrel roll. Wander’s strength managed to keep him holding on (just), and started climbing up the being. He took out his sword, and stabbed it into a joint, quickly retracting it.
    Warning! Left thruster fuel cable damaged!
    Change Form...ERROR: Alternate forms not found
    Best option...As before.
    Biggest Threat: Wander
    Focus Fire On: Wander

    The Great Sacred Treasure sped around, trying out his high speed to get Wander off. However, again, Wander was able to keep hold, and all the Treasure succeeded on was almost running over Ratchet and successfully knocking over Hitler. He climbed up again, just when the Treasure did another barrel roll, causing him to just be hanging on by one hand. He would’ve been knocked off, if it wasn’t for Hitler, bitter of being the punching bag recently, shooting the Great Sacred Treasure and the target deciding to shoot a stream of fireballs at him to stop any disruptions. This pause allowed Wander to regain his grip, and managed to start climbing up again. Despite all of it’s continual attempts to shake Wander off, the Colossi killer managed to successfully make his way to the top of the Treasure, and plunged his sword down.
    Warning! Systems Critical!
    The Great Sacred Treasure teleported to the other side of the room, and immediately followed that with a barrel roll. This combination finally did the trick and had Wander hurtling off, but the damage had been done. The sword was still firmly implanted, with the movements of the mech constantly causing the sword to slightly shift and cut further wires, all the while being fixed in a place to cut off a major fuel cable.
    Power Level: 9% and falling
    Warning! Weapons systems offline!
    Warning! Power Core critical! Further use will potentially cause power core to explode!
    Warning! P

    The glowing lights on the Great Sacred Treasure faded out, as the mech fell to the ground.
    Tenth Death: Great Sacred Treasure
    “Well, about as dead as it’s going to get.” The announcer added as a side note.

    The object they had all grouped together to take down had now been vanquished. Now, silence took over the area as most of them were trying to figure out what would happen now. Wander walked up to the down machine and pulled out his sword, returning it to his arsenal. Frank West ran over, to try and scavenge anything off of it (he couldn’t). Fizz caught a glance of a figure in a doorway to the north of the arena, so headed up to check it out. Ratchet just sat down, exhausted. Then, without warning, the sound of whirring chain guns could be heard from Hitler’s direction. Looks like the peace wasn’t lasting at all.
    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz View Post
    I once heard Ranger was a legend.
    Now I can confirm Ranger is a legend.

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    Yes yes yes yes, Wander vs. big things can only end one way. Such a cool spotlight moment. Such a cool series in general

    Now the party's over

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington View Post
    Yes yes yes yes, Wander vs. big things can only end one way.
    Agreed.

    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington View Post
    Such a cool spotlight moment.
    Agreed.

    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington View Post
    Such a cool series in general
    Agreed :^)
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