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[Klonoa]

Throughout his life Ujarak has always been stared at as the center of attention. I guess this is no exception and he's used to it. It was smart of him to stab the vehicle, I'll say.

[Moonjik]

I'm glad the first thing I read when I came back was this

[Turtlesauce]

I'm glad the first thing I read when I came back was this

dang you make me glad i write these :^)

[sane]

[Turtlesauce]

Chapter Six: HONHONHON

Dildnose was wise.

Eoin opened his eyes. His body hurt all over the place. He put his hand over his stomach. It was pulsating.

Hemorrhage.

He looked around him.
He saw Tesze and Opadrion defending Dominique from Future Rapper and Gabe.
He saw Roland's car, and Ujarak behind it, with Anwen, Echo and Anton John staring at Ujarak.
He saw Pietro scurrying off, wounded.

The last thing he saw was Wyatt, with two SMGs in his hands, heading towards the group.

Then, he fell unconscious.

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Gabe grabbed Dominique by the head

Future Rapper: oi Satan chick, make one move and frenchie gets it!

Tesze clenched her teeth, and took a step back.

Tesze: Fine.

However, Opadrion had different plans.

GabeCreator: GAH, FUCK THEY'RE ALL OVER ME!

Opadrion's swarm was gnawing and biting at Gabe's legs, who freaked out and dropped Dominique

Future Rapper: Oi gabe they're just bugs, what th-

Dominique hit Future Rapper with a frying pan

Dominique: It seems je has no choice. It's le time for le GRANDE SURPRISE!

Dominique poofed away, and hundreds of cakes appeared all over the map

Dominique's voice was heard throughout the arena: Have le fun finding me, hon hon hon

Future Rapper got up, only to be met with a blast of Hellfire from Tesze.

Gabe managed to fend off the Harvest Spiders, who then left and surrounded Tesze

Gabe pumped up his body, and Future Rapper got out his Pulse Rifle

Future Rapper: I'm terrorizing this game fuck the 7/7 bombers.

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Pietro took advantage of the distraction, and slithered away, looking for a place to catch his breath, and find potential victims. He hid behind a cake

Roland was in the car, unconscious..

Perfect prey.

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Anton John: What's with all the cakes everywhere

Echo put her blade to Ujarak's neck

Ujarak: I am-

Echo: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THERE?

Anwen: Echo, calm dow-

Echo: I BET HE'S A FUCKING SPY SENT BY THE GRAND WIZARD. I say we kill him on the spot

Anton John sighed. Why must everyone be so uptight and angry. That girl screams so loud it's like she has.. an echo..

Anton John giggled.

He stopped briefly, he heard someone grunting.

Anton John: Guys..

Echo took out her blade: His blood shall be spilled.

???: NO!

They turned around

Wyatt was looking at them. He was drooling, and he had watery eyes

Wyatt: YOUR blood shall spill!

Then he unloaded the SMGs into everyone in front of him.

Anton John had to think fast. Echo took out her shield, and Ujarak hid behind her.

Roland was safe in his car.

Anwen was unprotected. Anton John jumped in front of her, just as Wyatt pulled the trigger.

After 12 grueling seconds of bullets flying everywhere, Wyatt was out of ammo. He was grunting even harder, then he fell on his knees.

Wyatt: Hehe.. hehe... I am.. a herald.. I am..

Echo, Ujarak, Roland and Anwen were unscathed.

Anton John was on the ground. His immunity to bullets saved him, however the impact punctured his organs.

Anwen lay down next to him: Thank you..

Anton John: Heh, I'll be fine.. Bullet that guy escape and I'll be mad... hehe.. bullet..

Anton John giggled, then he realised that laughing hurt his insides.

Echo: No..

Anwen got up: What is it, Echo?

Echo pointed towards one of the bigger cakes. It was.. bleeding.

Anwen ran towards the cake, stuck her hand through it, and pulled out a bleeding Dominique. He had two bullet holes in his chest.

Anwen: DOMINIQUE!

Dominique: Hon.. hon hon... Don't feel bad for me.. Le Heaven est full of pastry.. hon hon.. I'll be sure to.. send you le cupcakes... hon..

Dominique closed his eyes, his last thoughts being of glorious pastry baking in an oven.

Third death: Dominique

Anwen started crying. She saw a lot of death during her time. She could never get used to it. But this time, it was different.

The sun shone over the body of the French Baker.

Anwen's sword started glowing, as she got up.

She opened her mouth, but the voice wasn't hers. It was a voice of something much greater.

Anwen: BLOOD HAS BEEN SPILLED. THE SUN GOD BRINGS RIGHTEOUS VENGEANCE UPON ALL HEATHENS.

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On the other side of the arena, a hand pierced the ground, as a skeletal body lifted himself up from his grave.

His spirit seeks vengeance.. but so does his body.

To be continued,,,

[Moonjik]

Dominique ;-;

[Klonoa]

I always look forward to the next installment of this thing. RIP Dominique.

[GonadTheNomad]

Ah yeah two kills.

[Turtlesauce]

Chapter Seven: The past catches up

There is no more need for me. The chaos has begun. I shall return when the time is right.

The Undead Amalgam rose from the ground, his spirit now separated from the body.

Spirit: Haha, we're baaack bitcheeez

Body: We need to exact vengeance. Come on.

The Body set out for revenge, followed by The Spirit.

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The Sun was shining high up in the sky, but down on the battlefield, a stronger light was shining.

You don't want to be there when the Goddess of the Sun goes ballistic.

However, they were all there.

Anwen 2.0: FEEL THE WRATH OF THE SUN GODDESS!

Wyatt was on his knees, staring at Anwen. He closed his eyes.

Anwen swooped in, and sliced Wyatt's head off with a single swipe of her fiery blade.

Fourth Death: Wyatt

Anton John: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

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Tesze and Opadrion were still deadlocked with GabeCreator and Future Rapper

Future Rapper was pointing his Pulse Rifle at Tesze, with GabeCreator ready to charge.

Tesze covered herself in Opadrion armour, and threw a hellfire blast at Gabe, which Future Rapper intercepted with his Pulse Rifle (yeah, m8, they can do that in the future).

Tesze: What? How did he?

Gabe charged at Tesze, knocking her down, and squashing a lot of spiders.

Tesze's body squirmed in pain.

???: ENOUGH, HEATHENS! YOUR ACTS OF TERROR SHALL NOT GO UNPUNISHED!

Future Rapper: We dun fucked, m8

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Amalgam's Body and Spirit reached Wyatt's body.

Spirit: Ok he's dead let's go home.

Body: No. Someone stole our vengeance from us. That person shall pay.

Spirit shrugged, then followed Body onwards.

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Anwen rushed to Future Rapper, holding up her blazing sword.

Future Rapper had to think fast. He used his Future Sense (totally exists, m8) and analyzed his surroundings.

He grabbed GabeCreator, and threw him into Anwen.

Future Rapper: sorry m8

Future Rapper scurried away

GabeCreator: SHUT.. up?

GabeCreator crashed into Anwen.

Anwen: YOU DARE ASSAULT THE SUN GODDE-

GabeCreator: SHUT UP!

And he punched Anwen in the mouth.

Her sword stopped glowing.

Anwen: Did you just.. hit me?
"shut up"
I was bloody glowing and my sword was on bloody fire
"shut up "
and you thought the best tactic was to bloody slug me in the mouth?
"shut up "
How on earth could that have fucking helped?
"SHUT UP!"

The whole ground shook, as Anwen fell to the floor, stunned.

Gabe saw this as a perfect time to use his special attack. He took out his wee-wee. But before he could urinate acid on Anwen, the latter had the better reflexes.

Her sword, now on fire again, slashed away at GabeCreator.

A small meaty blob fell to the ground.

Gabe looked down, and saw his little friend on the ground, separated from his body. Before he could yell in pain, Anwen ended his misery, and her flaming sword pierced his heart.

Fifth Death: GabeCreator

Gabe fell on the ground, right next to his wee-wee.

Fitting end.

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Meanwhile, Roland was waking up, not knowing Pietro slithered in his car.

Roland revved his engine: Alzright bitchez, ist time for Roland to take ovzer zis battle!

Anton John: Uhh.. guys. I think Roland just woke up.

Ujarak and Echo turned around. They looked at eachother, and then at Anton John.

He nodded, then took out his flamethrower-water-gun-thingy.

Roland didn't notice, and accelerated towards Anton John.

Anton John thought to himself: If this doesn't work, I'm fucked.

Anton John shot lava on Roland's windscreen, which rendered him unable to see

Roland: WHERE ZE FUCK ARE YOU

Ujarak and Echo dropped down on the car, and extended their hands inside the car.

Ujarak punched Roland in the face. This, for some reason, caused the windshield to break.

Echo reached in, and cut Roland's right arm with her sword. As Roland screamed in pain, the right wheels of the car exploded, causing Roland to crash behind them.

Ujarak and Anton John high-fived.

Ujarak was finally feeling accepted.

Echo: WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU CUT HIS FUCKING ARM OFF? PUNCHING HIM IN THE FACE? REALLY? WHAT A PUSSY.

Ujarak sighed, and was about to give her a witty one-liner, when loud metal sounds were heard behind them.

Ujarak turned around, to see a huge Alfa Romeo Mech.

Roland: JA JA, FEEL ZE POWER

Anton John: I did nazi that coming.

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Eoin got up. He was bleeding deeply, and he needed someone to help him.

He saw the Body and Spirit of Amalgam heading towards Anwen.

He hid behind a tree, and waited for the spoils of war.

---

Spirit: Hello! nice to meet you!

Body: Why are you polite? We have to kill her!

Anwen turned around, and held her flaming sword with both hands against the two Amalgams

Anwen: What do you want?

Spirit: You dead, apparently. Revenge and whatnot.

The Body mimicked Anwen's fighting style, and took out two flaming knives.

Anwen: You can't trully think you can copy me? I have the sun on my side!

Body nodded towards Spirit.

Spirit raised his hands in the air: NOCTI ETERNUM!

Suddenly, the sun turned blood red, and the sky turned a deep black.

Anwen's blade stopped glowing, and so did the rest of her body.

Body's knives, however, were still fiery.

Anwen: I don't... How..

Spirit: Hax

To be continued...

[Moonjik]

YASS, FEEL THE WRATH OF THE SUN GODDESS!!!!