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[Turtlesauce]

And now two autonomous Alfas are wandering around, seeking revenge, and a banhammer from another world is in irresponsible hands. That Pietro guy has no idea what he has done.

Looks like Ranger fucked you up yet again

[Kubby]

yet again?

[Turtlesauce]

Chapter Nine: A glimpse of the FUTURE

Future Rapper was sitting comfortably under his tree.

This reminded him of that game in past that was also in the future where you had to fight an old sniper in the woods and he could die of old age if you set your console clock 2 weeks ahead.

Great memories, m8.

He looked through the sniper scope, and locked in on Eoin and Tesze.

Eoin was walking away like a cheeky c00nt he was, and Tesze was on the floor.

Tesze screamed in rage, and I swear on me mum she grew bloody demon wings, m8.

Future Rapper shivered, then he scoped in on someone else

Oi, it was Pietro, m8. He was pretty close too. Pietro spotted him. He started moving towards Future Rapper.

Fuck m8 I think he wants an alliance or some shit.

Future Rapper turned his scope towards Anton John, Echo, and Ujarak.

Ujarak was doing some weird shit, m8.

Oh shit m8 Pietro got here. Dafuq you want m8. HEY LEMME ALONE WTF M8.

A gunshot was heard.

---

Eoin walked away from Tesze, and analyzed the battlefield.

Pietro was doing some weird stuff with Future Rapper.

Eoin made a mental note.

Tesze was on the ground. Her spirit shattered.

Noted.

Echo was close to dead.

Noted.

Ujarak was holding his blade in the air, summoning lighting.

Noted.

Anton John was pretty useless.

Noted.

His analysis concluded that under the current circumstances, he was the most likely to win.

However, he needed to be smart. If they danced him, he could lose. He hated when people danced him.

Eoin almost shit his pants as a gunshot was heard.

---

Tesze's mind was slowly overcome with darker thoughts.

Tesze: NO. What would Opadrion think.. don't succumb..

Demon: COME ON TESZE! THEY TOOK EVERYTHING AWAY FROM YOU! YOU NEED ME! I AM YOU!

Tesze: NO... NO!

Tesze's back cracked, and two bat-like wings emerged.

She grew horns, and her eyes turned red.

A gunshot was heard, but it did not bother her. She lived anew.

---

Ujarak held his blade up.

Ujarak: Tikaani, this warrior needs you! Protect her! GIVE HER STRENGTH!

Lightning struck, and a great force hit the earth. A wolf spirit descended, howled, then struck Echo full-on.

Echo's body surged with electricity, and her eyes and hair became white, as she stood up.

A voice not of hers spoke from her body: Your wish has been fulfilled, Ujarak.

Anton John Shawn Lebron Qwan let out a gasp longer than his name.

Anton John: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Ujarak kneeled: Tikaani...

Anton John would've made a pun regarding the DIREness of the situation.

Geddit?

Dire?

Wolf?

But a gunshot was heard.

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Future Rapper stared at Pietro, and then at the Future Rifle on the ground. Pietro fell down, finally defeated.

Eight Death: Pietro

Future Rapper looked down. He was all bloody. But Pietro doesn't bleed. Fuck, m8.

Now, the thing about Future Rifles is that they are... shit.

When the altercation took place, Pietro tried to jam Future Rapper's rifle and then slit his throat. However, Future Rapper pulled the trigger, and the Future Blast hit them both.

The hole in Future Rapper's stomach was pretty sizable. He staggered a bit, then crashed down on the ground.

Fell right next to Zeus' Marble Head Bust.

Huh.

---

Anton John was distracted from the Tikaani business by a weird flapping sound.

Meh. Probably just a big bird.

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Echo-Tikaani: Ujarak, Anton. The Great Wizard must be defeated. And senseless murder is not the answer. Come, we must find him

Echo-Tikaani went forth, followed by an awe-struck Ujarak and an Anton John that was starting to wonder why he's still alive amongst gods, demons, vampires, and people from the future.

Behind them, the flapping sound was getting louder and louder...

---

Eoin stumbled across Future Rapper.

He thought that was an easy kill.

Future Rapper looked out at Eoin: Oi m8

Eoin noticed a peculiar shine in Future Rapper's eyes. He was as despicable as he was.

He extended his hand, and pulled Future Rapper up. (Who was apparently holding the bust of an old guy)

Eoin: This is can be the starts of beautiful friend ship!

Future Rapper: ye m8

To be continued...

[Lohuydahutt]

Well, at the very least my guy killed Ranger's guy. HAHA SUCK IT XP

[Top-Hattington]

Oh shit. Things just ascended to a new level. I'm actually scared, for everyone involved.

I put a lot of love into creating Tesze, and it's going to be soul-crushing if I have to see her go. Especially because she's clearly not acting as herself right now. And with the way it looks like things are about to go, it's hard for me to see many possible routes where this could go well for her. We'll see.

I'll be devouring my nails in the meantime.

[Lohuydahutt]

I put a lot of love into Future Rapper as well m8

He didn't even get to stab a single bitch m8 not ONE

OK, there's one bitch still alive technically, and by bitch I do mean bitch

but I'd imagine he'd kind of sort of collapse before he even got there :c

[Turtlesauce]

This chapter shall be a two-parter. Part II should be sometime tonight

Chapter Ten: Loose ends I

Echo-Tikaani was leading Anton John and Ujarak through the plains. However, the wings flapping sound getting louder and louder, Anton John (as always) was the only one to notice.

Anton John: Ugh.. Mister Lightning God?

Ujarak nudged Anton John: Address him by his full name!

Anton John: Uhh Tit-Money..?

Anton John was unsure of the name, and that bothered Ujarak, who yelled out

Ujarak: TIKAANI!

Anton John: Oh yeah, that's it.

Echo-Tikaani turned around: WHAT!?

A huge winged Devil swooped in, and grabbed Echo-Tikaani like a an eagle grabs a turtle, and flew away with her.

Ujarak: TIKAANI NO!

Anton John: Don't worry, we'll catch up to her!

Eoin: I am not think so.

Ujarak and Anton John turned around to see Eoin and Future Rapper.

The latter had a hole in his stomach, and was bleeding profusely. However, he was from the future and didn't feel pain.

Or so he told me.

Eoin was holding onto Anwen's Sun Blade, and he had the Trainhammer ready.

Future Rapper was holding his Future Rifle, and there was also a bust at his feet.

But we'll get to that later.

---

Tesze was inside a dark cavern.

Tesze: Hello?

She was a smart girl, so she knew exactly where she was.

Tesze: I SHALL NEVER SUCCOMB TO YOU!

She was inside her soul. Everything was pitch-black. The loss of Opadrion, her light, brought this demon.

She lay on her knees, and kept repeating Opadrion's name.

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Echo-Tikaani was struggling to escape the She-Demon

Demon: THERE IS NO ESCAPE TIKAANI, THIS IS YOUR END.

Echo-Tikaani's body surged, and lightning came from the sky, striking down the Demon.

The Demon yelled out in pain, and dropped Echo-Tikaani on the ground.

The Wolf-Woman hit the ground at full speed, almost knocking her unconscious.

The She-Demon crashed down close to her.

Echo suddenly transformed, and took the shape of a huge wolf. Echo was no more. Tikaani took over.

Tikaani rushed towards the Demon, jumping onto her and slashing and gnawing away at her hide. The hide quickly caught on fire as The Demon retaliated, and grabbed Tikaani by the neck

Demon: IS THIS ALL A GOD CAN DO?

Tikaani growled, then let out a howl.

Several spirit wolves emerged from behind the Demon, barking at the She-Devil.

The Demon threw Tikaani away and turned to the spirit wolves.

Like a pack of wild dogs, they surrounded the Demon, and ripped apart her hide, puncturing it with their sharp teeth.

Wow.

Such pain.

Much ouch.

Demon: THAT"S ENOUGH. FEEL THE WRATH OF THE HELLFIRE!

The She-Devil exploded in a blast of hell-fire, igniting everything around her.

She was drained, but her enemies were slain.

She turned to Tikaani, who was now again Echo.

Echo was bleeding, but The Demon cared not. She raised her claw, ready to give Echo the final blow.

Tesze: OPADRION!

Demon: HUH!?

A bright light shined from within the Demon

Demon: NO! NO... NOOOO!

The light became brighter and brighter, and disintegrated the Demon.

NINTH DEATH: Tesze

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Tesze found herself in the darkness.

There was no more demon.

A figure of a man with blonde hair appeared before her. He was familiar, but he was different.

He had an angelic figure with huge, bright wings covering his back, and she knew exactly who he was.

She jumped in his arms.

Tesze: OPADRION!..

Tears were rolling down her cheeks.

Tesze: What is happening?..

Opadrion smiled, then pointed to Tesze.

Her hair was now blonde, and her demonic wings were now white and feathery.

Tesze: Does this mean that... we're both..?

Opadrion smiled, and nodded.

Opadrion: We did it.

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Echo was on her dying breath.

The Hooded Man, known as the Grand Wizard appeared before her.

You have lost, Echo

Echo: HAH!.. I have not lost. Death is but a victory to me. I died fighting, and that's the only way to die.

The Hooded Man laughed

Your spirit is that of a true warrior. May your afterlife be painless.

I failed to break you. It seems I have lost.

The Hooded Man disappeared, leaving Echo to draw her last breath.

Tenth Death: Echo

Part II coming soon..

[Lohuydahutt]

RIP both of the grills, IT'S SAUSAGE FEST TIME BABIES :D

[Klonoa]

Well, Tikaani tried, I guess. Good thing he's immortal.

[Rocket]

RIP both of the grills, IT'S SAUSAGE FEST TIME BABIES :D

how can u cook sausage with no grill?