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Dildnose

Real name is Harry Testics. His wife stabbed him with a radioactive dildo and then he grew one out of his nose and fights crime.

Has a Dildocopter.

ABILITIES - Machine gun
Dildo grappling hook
Dildorang
A jenga game I don't fucking know

Quote
"Dildo no you didn't"


Appearance - uh. Waluigi but with a Dildo on his nose

Special skill - calls in Dildocopter to air lift him anywhere and now down anything with a chopper gun

so yeah

[Turtlesauce]

Dildnose

Real name is Harry Testics. His wife stabbed him with a radioactive dildo and then he grew one out of his nose and fights crime.

Has a Dildocopter.

ABILITIES - Machine gun
Dildo grappling hook
Dildorang
A jenga game I don't fucking know

Quote
"Dildo no you didn't"


Appearance - uh. Waluigi but with a Dildo on his nose

Special skill - calls in Dildocopter to air lift him anywhere and now down anything with a chopper gun

so yeah

WE HAVE A WINNNEEEER

[Turtlesauce]

Chapter One: Introduction to a twisted mind

I have perfected it.

My arena. It's glorious.

It has no shape. No size. It's a pit of the darkest deepest thoughts of a human's mind. They see what they don't want to see.

I shall break them. I shall make them turn on themselves. They think they are entering a gauntlet where they shall fight creatures, together.

But no. THEY are the creatures. They shall be broken. And then slaughtered.

Hehe..HHEHEHHEHEHHEHH

---

A roaring engine was heard. You could hear the power behind that engine. An Alfa Romeo 159. Simple. Classy. Perfect.

The Alfa Romeo, with Roland on board, stormed into the arena.

Roland: Ja Ja! Zis iz going to be fahn!

???: Wow your english is suck

Eoin walked into the arena, coughing from the gas left by the Alfa Romeo

Roland opened the Alfa Romeo window and extended his hand.

Eoin: Pleasure to be meet you!

Roland: Plezure ist all mein, Mizter Kearney! Are zou redzy to kick zome creature butt?

Eoin: Ye lol. So we shouldn't be three? I was being to tell we is three.

Eoin turned around.

He turned around and saw a white hunk of muscles.

Eoin screamed like a little girl.

Ujarak: Hi.

Roland revved his engine.

Roland: Vhy hello zhere, Mizter Pattangayak!

Eoin: Wow you is can pronounce that name correctly but you is can speak englishes right. El-Oh-El jk lmao.

Ujarak looked at them. These are his two friends for this battle. A crazed mechanic who thinks of his car as his soul-mate, and a.. Ujuruak didn't know what to call Eoin, but he didn't like him either.

Suddenly, the arena turned into a forest before their very eyes.

Eoin: Ayy whe're fuked.

Ujarak took out his sword, as Roland gripped the wheel tightly.

"JA JA, BRING ZEM ON!"

---

They saw a forest.. they will see monsters. But the forest is nothing but their twisted subconscious, and the monsters are themselves..

They will never realize. Death will have to fill them in..

Anwen walked into the arena. She had her hand on her blade. The Arena was empty. It had no shape or size. It was empty.

Anwen: Come out, foul demons!

Echo: Hey, calm down, it's me.

Anwen put down her sword.

Echo: My name is Echo. We shall fight together for this battle.

Anwen smiled: Well, that's great!

Echo: So, why are you here?

Anwen: I was told the grand wizard that holds this arena will share his wisdom if you defeat his obstacles.

Echo: Hmm.. I guess tha-

???: HON HON HON I HAVE FOUND LES LADIES

Echo: Oh, crap.

Dominique swag walked into the arena: Oh, quells beauty! Quells sexy!

Anwen: Who the hell is this creep?

Dominique walked to both of them and kissed their hands.

Dominique: My nom est Dominique Francisque, the pleasure est all mine!

Echo: It is indeed.

Anwen: Can we just get to fighting?

As she said that, the whole arena turned into a forgotten wasteland. It was night, and strange sounds were heard.

Echo: It's starting.

---

A wasteland of solitude shall be their demise.. They shall kill themselves, from within.

OI M8, IT'S JACK T RIPPER

JACK T RAPPER
FOLLOWING YOU WAY BEFORE THE DAWN OF FACEBOOK

Unidentified Future Hatted Rapper with a Knife: FOK, That's not right. Lemme try again.

OI M8, IT'S JACK T RAPPER
JACK T RIPPER
FOLLOWING YOU WAY BEF-

SHUT UP

GabeCreator: Your rapping sucks.

Unidentified Future Hatted Rapper with a Knife: Ye, I know m8, but in the future we're so dumb we can't even rap m8

GabeCreator: Is that why you're here? To improve your rapping?

Unidentified Future Hatted Rapper with a Knife: Nah m8 I'm here to fuck ur mum

GabeCreator: SHUT UP!

Unidentified Future Hatted Rapper with a Knife took out a knife: You wanna go m8?

A sigh was heard from behind them.

"Out of all people, I get placed with these goons.", Pietro thought.

GabeCreator: Ok, so we're three now. Where da enemies

Pietro sighed. He needed to do this arena so he could talk to the Grand Wizard. He should posses enough power for Pietro to exact vengeance. Then, he shall kill him as well. He seeks death, not justice.

Unidentified Future Hatted Rapper with a Knife: Look m8s!

The arena turned into a bustling city. It was full of people, and they were all busy and going places.

---

The city shall be their demise.. Hehehe...


Anton John Shawn LeBron Leon Qwan walked into the arena. He did not want to be here. Hell, who would? Look at this place. It's... empty? What the hell?

Anton John: Hello? Anyone there?

Amalgam: O HAI!

Anton John turned around, and saw a weird, small dude, in a blue body suit. His eyes were covered with some goggles.

Amalgam: Hello, my name is Amalgam. Nice to meet you, friend!

Anton John: Nice too meet you too! Finally, someone nice

Amalgam: Now listen here. We're not friends, we're here just because I have to. Ok? Stay OUT OF MY WAY.

Wyatt: Easy there, Jekyll and Hyde.

Amalgam and Anton John Shawn LeBron Leon Qwan turned around, and saw a buff military dude, leaning against a wall, smiling.

Amalgam: OH HELLO! YOU MUST BE WYATT

Anton John Shawn LeBron Leon Qwan: Hey.

Anton John looked suspiciously at Amalgam. Weird dude.

Wyatt: Let's just get this over with. The arena should form any minute now. Look.

They looked where Wyatt pointed. The arena turned into a Mansion. It was eerie looking, and had tons of different rooms.

Wyatt cracked his knuckles.

---

Some scare easily.. some pretend to be tough.. but nobody can take fear in high doses.

Tesze: C'mon, Opie, I think we arrived.

A girl surrounded by spiders arrived in the arena.

Tesze: So all we have to do, is reach the Grand Wizard. He is sure to have a solution to our.. spider problem.

Tesze giggled. Opadrion's spiders formed a ">: (" on the ground.

Tesze: Oh c'mon, no reason we can't have a little fun. Also, I think we should have another person with us? I was told we wouldn't be alone.

Opadrion formed his spiders into a "We're never alone <3"

Tesze giggled again

???: EW SPIDERS

Tesze and Opadrion turned around.

They saw.. WALUIGI? No. He had a dildo for a nose.

It was, in fact, Dildnose.

Dildnose: Dayum gurl you have weird fetishes.

Tesze: Hello! I am Tesze, this is Opadrion.

Dildnose: Nice to meet y-HOLY MOTHER OF DILDOS HOW MANY OF THEM ARE THERE?

Tesze: Dunno. They are a lot. And they are VICIOUS!

A spider jumped towards Dildnose

Dildnose: GAH FUCK

Tesze laughed.

Opadrion formed an arrow at the arena. It had turned into a huge temple.

---

Let's see how freaks like how they are treated on holy ground... hehehe


They are all here. They all want to see the Grand Wizard. But what they will see is each other slowly falling into madness. Their spirit will shatter, their brains will crumble. And the victor?

My. Arena.

[Moonjik]

I love it!

[Kubby]

Ja Ja, zis ist excellent.

[YellowNerd]

J'aime ça~!

[Kubby]

The question is... who is that twisted?

OP:Turtle

Oh yeah... That explains things.

[Turtlesauce]

The question is... who is that twisted?

OP:Turtle

Oh yeah... That explains things.

[Lohuydahutt]

Following you way *AFTER the dawn of Facebook =P

Well, this is going to be interesting.

Here's my ranger rip-off fighter analysis =D

Wyatt Glas
Good ole’ Wyatt, our resident “totally original and totally not just a random Splinter Cell character” for this royale. He has a gun, he has a knife, and he can do stealth and shit, whoop whoop. While someone like this would probably be a middle of the road character in a regular VGBR, his relative normalcy compared to other characters might be a bit of a weakness here. Also, Mark & Execute may seem like an incredibly OP skill, but it’s doubtful that it’d be as effective against someone with better reactions than a normal human (i.e. pretty much every Splinter Cell enemy from what I gather.) We’ll see how this guy manages I suppose.

Anwen Okami
Oh hey, sun chick. Going off of pure offensive potency/destructive capability, she’s definitely one of the most threatening characters in the game. It seems very few characters would be able to stand up to her during the day. Up close, they would not only have to deal with her powerful weapons and quick paced fighting style which most of these guys probably couldn’t keep up with. While she does seem to lack long range options, those “white-hot attacks” could probably disorient said characters enough to get close. However at night she’s basically just a chick with a sword and above average skill. Someone who could exploit her reckless nature and take full advantage of the night could quite possibly turn the tables on her * cough * but even then, there’s nothing stopping her from using her special at night. With all that in mind she’s definitely a top contender.

Roland the Alfa Male
He can crash into you with his caaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr RUN AWAY D: I also like how the TrainHammer seems more powerful than his special strictly speaking. Though to be fair, the special has the advantage of overwhelming the opponent more than anything. A hammer is not really as hard to avoid. Considering how none of the characters seem to have durability too far above a normal human’s, it likely packs the potential to kill everyone here if given the chance. Either way, it’ll be interesting to see how he fares, I think he has a decent chance.

Pietro Higson
Well, he’s made of slime, so it’s safe to assume conventional stuff like bullets and stabbing and the like will have little effect on him. However it’s unclear how much he’d be able to regenerate from. If say, he was hit with enough force to basically go splat and have his parts fly all over the place… who knowwwwsssssssss. Less conventional methods may work on him though (i.e. getting eaten aliveeeeeeee.) Otherwise, he has an anti-armor sniper rifle, which could prove useful… and apparently a special ring that can help predict the futureeeeeeee with cryptic messages. All in all he’s going to be harder to kill off then most, but offensively speaking he has less going for him in comparison to the other characters. Well, to be fair Turtle never revealed what his SPOOPY SCARY SPECIAL is so who knows, maybe it’s like, blowing up the whole arena or some shit like that.So overall he has a decent shot of lasting long but I doubt he’d be able to win.

Not-Clemi
He’s gonna win, no questions asked.

He definitely has the unpredictability advantage, and his special basically lets him dodge out of death when the time calls for it. The unpredictability and vagueness of his cake’s effects definitely make them sort of a wild card in the battle. Either way, while certainly an entertaining character he’s still one of the weaker ones by this game’s standards

Unidentified Hatted Future Rapper with a Knife
I just love how I managed to make him a viable contender. He has a good variety of tricks up his sleeves, all of which are potentially deadly. His preference for his knife and slow brutal deaths could prove to be a weakness if someone figures out how to capitalize on it. However, just like sun chick is one of the greatest threats in the day, this guy is easily one of the most dangerous in the night. Also even if he did have to fight during the day for some reason (with the help of his stealth that should be easily avoidable) his arsenal is still dangerous, and there’s not really any counter for his special. Still it’s not like his durability is anything special, so a well-placed blow should still be able to down him. That is certainly possible since strictly speaking he doesn’t really have defensive abilities. So if he’s forced to go on the defensive his only real option is to go offensive (and maybe drop a surprise mixtape :3) He has a good chance of placing well overall though, and I’m totally not biased at all when I say that =P

Eoin Kearney
Well, this guy’s hard to judge. Because how threatening he is hinges entirely on how effective his mind control is. Because the only thing lethal about him individually is his special… unless he picks up a knife or something I guess. Still, the line drawn between those who can and can’t be controlled is an ill-defined one. So I’ll just assume characters with high willpower can resist it while most normal folks can’t. Putting them on the “Enemies” list isn’t a bad ability either, but even if it significantly weakens them Eoin is still just a random guy with no real combat skills and pretty much just average strength wise. His special is one of those specials that almost guarantees a kill (unless he gets interrupted and killed himself during the process, in which case who knows.) Either way, I’m interested to see how he fares.

Amalgam
Dayum he’s tiny. Well, he certainly has plenty of potential for haxy stuff at his disposal. Though it’s questionable how useful some of it will be. Sure the disguises can confuse opponents, but for the most part it’s not going to make his opponents any less likely to attack him. It’d probably make them hesitate though. His abilities are more psychological than they are deadly, but who knows, maybe he’ll get a kill anyway. His special could potentially be dangerous however, even though the whole “takes a great toll on him” thing could easily be his downfall. Either way, he seems like the kind of character that will be able to cause a decent amount of disorder in the arena, but ultimately still fall. Could get a kill or two before that happens though, potentially.

Anton John Shawn LeBron Leon Qwan
Well, at least he gets best name award. His super soaker and taser should be able to catch his opponents off guard, and blanket bullet immunity definitely helps (unfortunately there aren’t that many characters carrying conventional guns.) Also, the special is definitely going to be deadly if he lands a hit with it. This is definitely a guy I will be rooting for, but realistically speaking in comparison to the rest of these guys he’s middle of the road at best. GO GET ‘EM BOI!

Ujarak Pattangayak
Considering how the vast majority of the characters here have rather average to somewhat above average athletic capabilities, a strength and speed advantage could help quite a bit in close quarters combat. His special is dangerous but due to the small timeframe between sucking and actual death, it’s theoretically counterable. Lightning could come in handy, or it could backfire hilariously, who knows. Also it’s worth noting if he doesn’t take heat well, he probably won’t appreciate fire, something a decent number of the combatants seem to have access to. Either way, he has potential.

The Harvest Queen
Best ship ever. These guys are easily one of the most unique combatants, and that special skillset could prove useful in a variety of ways. Hellfire and the special are very threatening, but what’s even more interesting is the potential defensive capabilities of such a duo. Not only could Opadrion serve as a shield of sorts, but his access to heavenfire basically means that neither would really die for good unless Opadrion’s colony gets completely wiped out. If that happens, Tesze is a cripplingly depressed chick with access to fire, making the odds far more favorable to the opponent. Either way, I think these two (well, sort of two) have a good chance of making it far... But like every other OC so far, even without nerfing I could think of a few feasible ways they could go out.

Gabe Creator
Beautiful, just beautiful. So… he’s basically like Hulk except only on the top half. Which could help. Also bringing inanimate objects to life could prove pretty useful. Also his special is definitely a considerable threat (well, most are.) Not really too much to say about this guy, he’s amzing, but I’d imagine he’d be a bit on the slow side. Also he seems to lack range. I’m expecting great things of this man, even though realism suggests he may not end up being a top competitor :c

Chick Guts Echo
Yeppppppppppppp. Well, ignoring the obvious inspirations (I mean, I’d be pretty hypocritical if I didn’t) this one’s certainly a threat. She certainly could take more punishment than most of the other characters, but allowing her opponents to land hits on her even if it gives her an advantage in the end is going to be problematic in the long run. Especially since these characters probably won’t be granted all that much safe rest time. Either way, this definitely does not seem like the kind of character most would want to face in a head on fight. Also her special is very good in the sense that it’s pretty impossible to counter and almost guarantees a kill. From what I gather from its description, it doesn’t really automatically heal her injuries right afterwards, and without soul abilities she’s basically just a pissed off chick with a sword. Meaning that I’d be very surprised if she DIDN’T end up losing after using said special. She’s one of the characters that I can almost guarantee will get at least one kill (perhaps more) but I doubt she’ll be able to last the whole game. Could probably get one of the higher spots in the ranking though.

Dildnose
Well, there’s not too much to say about this guy. If any other author was writing this I’d say his chances of actually winning are on the slim side, but considering who IS writing it… yeah... Oh well, if this guy wins I ain’t even mad. Dildo batman for the win! His special has potential though, but really it depends on who he uses it against. I predict this guy’s going to win, no questions asked xP

Overall, I like this cast. It’s interesting and to make things even better, well balanced. Sure there are some characters that seem to be on the weaker side, and sure there are some that definitely seem to be on the stronger side but… there is absolutely nobody who is too weak to be a contender. Likewise there is nobody too strong or unstoppable to break the game or guarantee a win. Basically, this game can be completely fair and unpredictable even with absolutely no nerfing or buffing whatsoever, AND a logical approach to determining the results. Not saying it should be completely logical or whatever, but the point is it has the makings for a good fight. May the best man/woman win (I mean, my guy’s obviously the best but still =P)

[Clemi]

Wait why have i missed this game