Chapter Two: The voice in their heads
Tesze, Opadrion and Dildnose found themselves in a temple. It was huge, the size of a palace. There was complete silence except for the humming of the monks. Dildnose took a step forward. The step resonated throughout the temple, as if he stomped the ground.
Dildnose whispered: What the hell
The whisper was heard as the most ferocious of yells.
Opadrion wrote something on the ground: Every sound we make is heard a hundred times louder.
Tesze nodded. She made a small hand gesture, and Opadrion's spiders latched onto her feet, carrying her across the temple (to the altar)
Tesze mimicked a "Thanks" and pointed to Dildnose.
Opadrion's swarm moved towards Dildnose, and offered to take him across.
Dildnose: EW FUCK NO
Dildnose scream shook the whole temple.
A monk got up.
Tesze thought to herself: fuck fuck fuck fuck
The monk looked around. He saw Dildnose surrounded by spiders. He stared for a moment, then shrugged.
He turned his head, and saw Tesze in front of the altar.
The monk was startled
Monk: D-D-DEMON! IT'S THE DEVIL! SLAY HER!
All the monks got up, grabbed torches and pitchforks and rushed towards Tesze.
Tesze: Opadrion, help!
The monks turned around, and focused their attention on Opadrion and his swarm.
Tesze: FUCK.
Dildnose managed to extract himself from the groups attention, and hid behind a statue.
Yes.. YES! CHAOS ENSUES!..
The Statue had a palm-shaped hole.
Dildnose: Hmm.. This probably turns the statue into a mech, I could use it to destroy the temple, along with Tesze and Opadrion..
Dildnose placed his palm over the hole, then a crackling sound was heard.
Dildnose: HELL YEAH, THE STATUE IS COMING ALIVE.
That, however, was not the case. The temple started trembling, and pieces of the ceiling and arches starting falling down.
Dildnose: No Mech? That's stupid. Who makes this shit?
A huge chunk of a statue dislocated, right above Opadrion.
Tesze: NOOOO!
Hehehe... As half your soul dies, you shall see yourself fall into madness, Tesze...
Anton John Shawn Lebron Leon Qwan: What is this place?..
The Mansion.. my finest work. Many have perished here. Many more to come..
Anton John: Huh? Who's there?
Wyatt: Oh, don't go schizofrenic on me too. It's bad enough we have Eminem and Slim Shady over there.
He pointed to Amalgam, who walked in the first mansion room.
Amalgam: C'mon. There is no time to los- OOOH SHINY
Wyatt sighed, and followed Amalgam
Anton John. You can hear me. I am the Grand Wizard. The tasks I have given you is a fake one. To reach me, you must KILL your colleagues. Only one of you can see me.
Anton John: I shall not kill. They say you are wise. A wise man would not ask for another to die.
Anton John followed Wyatt and Amalgam into the first room.
BAH. YOU ARE NOT WORTHY. DIE IN THAT HELLHOLE OF A MANSION.
The first room was made entirely of mirrors. In one mirror, there was a shining light.
Wyatt: Don't go towards that. That's what he wants us to do.
Anton John stayed back, and let Wyatt do his thing. The shining light was obviously a booby-trap. And Amalgam was right in front of it. Luckily, his serious persona took over before his crazy persona could approach the light.
Anton John could do it. If he pushed Amalgam into the trap, he would obey the voice an-What? What was he thinking? It must be this weird place.
Wyatt: Got it!
He took a few steps back, then rammed into a mirror, opening up a passage-way.
Amalgam: If this is indeed what it looks like, it should be a haunted mansion. We should be careful.
Anton John: Agreed.
Wyatt examined the room. It was pitch black. He took a small rock and tossed it forward. The room was in fact a long corridor.
Wyatt: It is obviously trapped. We need to sprint through it.
BAH. This man is a problem. He needs to be.. dealt with.
A bright light crashed into the room, and hit Wyatt head-on.
Amalgam jumped back, and hid in a corner.
Anton John: Wyatt? Are you.. ok?
Wyatt spoke with a different voice: OH YES. I AM BETTER THAN EVER.
He turned around. His eyes were blood-red, and his skin was grey. He took out his knife.
Anton John: Oh fuck. RUN!
Pietro hated people. A town full of people? That's the arena? Sigh.
Pietro: So I guess the only way through is past this crowd.
Unidentified Future Hatter Rapper (who will now be known as Future Rapper because fuck that long name): Oi m8.
GabeCreator: I wish these people would just fucking SHUT UP!
Then he charged through the crowd, knocking everyone over. Looked like an effective method.
Future Rapper and Pietro split. Pietro decided to use the sewer system to get across, while the Future Rapper decided to use his perfect blending skills.
Pietro. I am the Grand Wizard. I shall help you exact vengeance... if you kill both of them.
Pietro thought for a moment: Is that it? Pfft.
Pietro then shifted himself through the sewers, going after GabeCreator.
Future Rapper was blending in with the crowd perfectly. He was moving swift and precise, jumping from different groups of people to the other. When he suddenly met with GabeCreator. Who knocked him over, dropping one of his mixtapes. It was the good one, too.
"I'm real! You'll find me making vacancies in brothels!
While you only exist inside the pages of a novel!
Contained within a cage behind a lock door while I never got caught!"
The verse was heard throughout town.
Civilian: HEY LOOK! IT'S JACK THE RIPPER FROM THE ERB!
Future Rapper: NO, WAIT! I'M FROM THE FUTU-AAAAAH
Hundreds of civilians stormed him, grabbing him from everywhere, asking for authographs.
GabeCreator decided he should help Future Rapper.
GabeCreator: SHUT. UP.
However, the civilians didn't hear that. But another group did.
Feminist 1: OH MAH GAWD, YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A MAN YOU CAN TELL PEOPLE TO SHUT UP?
Feminist 2: WOW C'MON TELL US TO MAKE YOU A SANDWICH, MAN PIG!
Gabe Creator got swarmed by feminists, hitting them with their signs.
Feminist 3: WOMEN BEATING MEN, HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
Feminist 4: THIS IS FOR TRIGGERING US, PIG!
GabeCreator crawled down in a ball, and started sobbing.
Why won't they shut up? : (
Pietro crawled out of the sewer. He saw Future Rapper and GabeCreator assaulted. Two easy kills.
He took out his knives.
YES! FULFILL YOUR DESTINY, MY HERALD!
Anwen, Echo and Dominique were walking through the wasteland.
It was horridly hot, and the darkness seemed eternal.
Anwen: Is there.. no sun here?
Dominique: Ou la la, how long have we been walking?
Echo: I lost.. track of time.. are we even moving?
Dominique: Mademoisselles, I suggest we stop for a little snack.
Dominique, the only one that still had a smile on his face, whipped out a huge cake out of nowhere.
Dominique: I call this, Le Cake du Amour!
He sat down, and offered them some cake.
Anwen: Wow, that's great, Dominique!
Echo: Who knew you were actually useful.
Dominique: You know what they say.. Le female dog aiment le cake! Hon hon hon
Poison the cake, Dominique. Do it. Kill them both, and I will show you the finest women you shall ever see. I shall give you everything you want. All I ask in return, is for them to die...
Dominique was startled.
Dominique: Did you hear that?
Echo tried saying something but her mouth was full of cake.
Anwen didn't even bother. She was on the third slice.
Dominique: Oulala, nevermind.
Finest mademoisselles... Everything je wants.. le tough decision...
Dominique took out a little vial of rat poison.
Anwen: DOMINIQUE!
Ah, merde!
Now.. the forest.. this is a place where my influence is no longer required. There is enough evil here.. perhaps even greater than me.. hehe..
Wolf-like beasts charged from the woods.
Roland revved his engine and charged forward, screaming something in german.
Ujarak was hestiant: Tikaani.. Give me strength!
A surge of lightning hit Ujarak, embuing his sword with thunder. He roared, and jumped forward, slashing the wolf-like beasts.
Eoin, however, was missing.
Roland: Mr. Ujarak, zou have imprezzive fighting skillz, ja?
Roland ran over a couple of beasts
Ujarak: The gods give me strength! However,
Ujarak sliced a wolf in two, sending chain lightning to other two beasts
Ujarak: The relation you have with that machine, it's unique!
Ujarak slammed the ground, thundering 5 beasts, as Roland charged into the last 3.
Roland: I have zo say, zat is the lazt of zem.. Have zou zeen Mr Kearney?
Ujarak: I think he..
Roland started twitching.
Roland: UJARAK, NO! ZIS CAR IS MEIN! ZTAY AVAY.
Ujarak: But I don't eve-NO. YOU DIE NOW.
Ujarak jumped on top of the Alfa Romeo, while Roland grabbed his TrainHammer.
Meanwhile, a distance away, Eoin Kearny was looking.
Eoin: You be thinked me a idiot. But we is see now who be in control of both your mind.
He took out a lighter, and dropped it next to a tree.
Eoin: Do not understatement me. Ever. Again.
Eoin laughed, and walked away, as Ujarak and Roland were fighting, not noticing the fire that was spreading around them.
Hehe.. The first phase is complete. They started allies. Now they have thoughts of betrayal... soon they will resent eachother. And their purpose will be only to get to me.
My purpose? Their demise.
MWEHEHHEHE *cough*.. Bah..
Originally Posted by klonoawahoo
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