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    FIRST DEATH-Amalgam
    Reason: Time fuel can't melt steel bullets

    (Also I'm pretty sure Pietro has no idea what "conservation of mass is"

    and I have no idea why the hell I'm nitpicking it considering how bullshit-y my VGBR writing was.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lohuydahutt View Post
    FIRST DEATH-Amalgam
    Reason: Time fuel can't melt steel bullets

    (Also I'm pretty sure Pietro has no idea what "conservation of mass is"

    and I have no idea why the hell I'm nitpicking it considering how bullshit-y my VGBR writing was.)
    Bullets are made of lead and copper .-.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama Fisher View Post
    Bullets are made of lead and copper .-.
    Shut the fuck up gonad nobody asked you =P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lohuydahutt View Post
    Shut the fuck up gonad nobody asked you =P
    *Gives Loh lead poisoning*
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    Yes, he didn't use his special. It's not mandatory for people to use their specials before they die.

    Sorry if you're pissed about that, but characters here don't die based on how strong or weak they are, it's just a story where people die in an order I find fitting for the story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Turtle View Post
    Yes, he didn't use his special. It's not mandatory for people to use their specials before they die.

    Sorry if you're pissed about that, but characters here don't die based on how strong or weak they are, it's just a story where people die in an order I find fitting for the story.
    But nitpicking is fun :c

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    Chapter Five: Battle Royale


    You have brought this upon yourself.

    Eoin has failed me. You shall all pay for what he's done.

    You are beyond breaking. You are all beyond redemption.

    You shall feel the cold embrace of Death.




    After the red light passed, they all found themselves on a grassy plain, with nothing else in sight but a few trees.

    Anton John, Eoin, Pietro, Tesze and Opadrion, Roland (with Ujarak in the trunk of his Alfa), Dildnose, GabeCreator, Wyatt Glas, The Unidentified Future Hatted Rapper with a Knife, Anwen, Echo, and Dominique.

    Blood was shed. Amalgam was murdered by Wyatt. His spirit shall seek vengeance.

    Dildnose: I don't get it. He wants to kill us all, why doesn't he just do it?

    Echo: He wants us to kill eachother.

    Dildnose: That's bullshit. We can just not kill eachother.

    Anton John: The Grand Wizard said Eoin was responsible..

    Pietro sharpened his knife

    Pietro: Then it's settled.

    Eoin gulped

    Eoin: hey guys, u cant believe thet guy!

    Pietro snarled, and dashed towards Eoin, grabbing him by the neck, and holding the knife to his head.

    Anwen: NO!

    Pietro turned around.

    Anwen: Do you honestly think killing is the best solution?

    Pietro: Shut up, whore.

    Anwen frowned: Do not anger m-

    Echo smacked Pietro from behind with her Gauntlet, then stuck his sword in him.

    Echo: That should do it.




    Future Rapper: Gabe m8, we need to team up.

    Gabe nodded.

    Future Rapper: Good m8, let's go after someone, m8. My totally real future analysis system says we should go after the weakest one.

    He pointed towards Dominique.

    Gabe nodded.





    Ujarak was kicking the trunk, trying to exit the car. The car was really solid.

    *bump*

    Ujarak: OUCH! Damn.

    Roland obviously hit something, causing the trunk to jiggle.

    Wait.. didn't he say he had a special connection to the car?

    Ujarak took out his blade, and stabbed the car.

    The car crashed.




    Tesze and Opadrion took a step back, and were talking to Dominique.

    Tesze: So you're a baker? That's cool.

    Tesze said as she was gulping down the third cupcake.

    Dominique: Oui Oui.. you see.. I came here to..

    Future Rapper: Oi m8

    Dominique: Quoi?

    GabeCreator: SHUT UP.

    Gabe grabbed Dominique by the neck.

    Future Rapper: Do it m8

    Tesze: Put. Him. Down.

    Gabe and Future Rapper turned around and saw the She-Devil surrounded by hellfire, and the swarm of spider surrounded by heavenfire.

    Future: we dun fucked m8



    Wyatt was sitting down, looking at the blood on his hands.

    "I have lost my composure. I have failed myself"

    He looked around

    "It's.. this place! It's making everyone go crazy."

    He got up, and took out two SMGs

    "The only way out is to kill everyone."



    Eoin: Hehe, look, guys, we is work this out!

    Anwen, Echo and Anton John surrounded Eoin.

    Eoin raised his hands: PLIZ

    Anwen: Are we sure killing him will end this?

    Echo: That's what the voice said.

    Anton John: Just.. do it, Echo.

    Echo turned to Eoin, who got out a pendant.

    Eoin: You is wrong..

    He started moving the pendant

    Eoin: I am your friend..

    Dildnose was watching from afar: That's gay yo.

    Eoin frowned at Dildnose

    Eoin: Kill... Dildnose

    Anwen, Echo and Anton John turned around, and took out their weapons.

    Dildnose: Holy shit that crappy hypnosis works? This is so stupid, fuck this game, I'm out.

    Dildnose called a Dildcopter, got in, and left the arena.

    Second.. "death": Dildnose

    Eoin: Hehe.. they is all fear me.

    Roland: FEEL ZE HORSEPOWER BEETCH!

    Eoin: FUCK!

    Roland rammed into Eoin at full speed, knocking him up and over the car.

    Roland: JA JA J- UGH

    Roland put his hand over his chest, as if he'd been stabbed, then he crashed into a tree.

    Ujarak emerged from the trunk, with a rather victorious look on his face.

    He looked around, and everyone was staring at him.

    Ujarak: What?


    To be continued...
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    inb4 Dildnose comes back for an anticlimactic win


    Who won?

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    Dominique is in a toughy

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    Quote Originally Posted by SanicAtTheDisco View Post
    inb4 Dildnose comes back for an anticlimactic win
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