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    Everything Wrong With Songs

    Hey guys, welcome to my new series! Here ill be trying to be clever by dissecting lyrics to bad songs or good songs. Lets start with 'Alone' by Falling in Reverse! Think of it like Cinemasins to lyrics :3 If this doesnt belong in reviews, then feel free to move it c: Dunno how often ill do this but i did this one for fun so thought id post it :P

    1.) Alone - Falling In Reverse
    2.) Baby - Justin Bieber
    3.) Unchained - BOTDF
    4.) Yellow Submarine - Beatles
    5.) Lying Is The Most Fun... - PATD
    6.) Macklemore Vs Eminem - ERBP
    7.) The DK Rap - Grant Kirkhope
    8.) Fashionably Late - Falling In Reverse
    9.) Imortals - Fall Out Boy
    10.) The Monster Mash - Bobby Pickett
    11.) Nightmare On My Street - DJ Jazzy Jeff
    12.) This Is Halloween! - Danny Elfman





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    OH! This is the end of everything that iv'e known
    OH! This is the end of everything that iv'e known!
    SO COME ON!

    I know its the end of everything you know, you didnt have to say it twice, just sayin'

    Yo, White boy on the street rocking Gucci sneaks
    Oh no....its one of THOSE songs ;-;

    All i do is Win! Ch-Ch-Ch-Charlie Sheen!
    THAT doesnt date this song at all...

    Started out in 06 and revived the scene!
    Thats just not true...Escape the Fate was your band in 2006 and that didnt really bring Scene music back, since Fall out Boy and MCR are considered Scene music and they were around then...Also, bringing back Scene music isnt an accomplishment *thinks of BOTDF and shudders*

    UH! So many motherfuckers wanna be like me!
    YEAH! I mean who doesnt wanna be a guy who beats his girlfriend, cheats on his pregnant girlfriend, kicks fans out of a show because they're wearing another band's shirts, throws a mic stand in the audience and damages fans pretty badly?!

    Ca-Ca-Came from the lowest of lows, rose to the top with a vision!
    First of the S-S-S-Stuttering is fucking annoying. Second, *insert started from the bottom now im here joke here[/b]

    My hates talkin shit while washing dishes for a living!
    Better than being a dick like you, first off. Second, just because they wash dishes doesnt make their opinions less valid, third THIS IS A ROCK BAND DOING A GANGSTA RAP

    Fuck you bitches! Im a buisiness! Ill be kissing on your misses!
    JOKES ON YOU I HAVE NO MISSES! HA!...wait....*cries*

    What you spend in fifteen months is what I spend in fifteen minutes
    Wow you must waste your money a lot...

    Oh! Don't give a fuck about you!
    You hear me talking motherfucker and there's nothing you can do
    You're a bitch, you're a punk!
    Don't make me pull the plug
    Talking back and you suck, don't ask what I do for

    One second this song is a rock song, the next its a shitty rap and now this..MAKE UP YOUR MIND

    OH! This is the end of everything that iv'e known
    No way of knowing if i'll ever be whole

    I thought this was a gangsta rap...whats this about feeling whole?

    OH and if I try to make it outta this town
    No way of knowing if i'll ever be found

    This song doesnt know what it wants to be....

    And I dont ever wanna be Alone, Alone!
    Stop being a dick and maybe you wont be!

    I got a lotta people talking nothing but chatter
    "Why'd you switch your style up?" and That I Dont Matter!

    Funny thing is, before this song was released they didnt change styles so this means he KNEW EVERYONE WAS GONNA HATE THIS

    Man, Ive been in rap since I was shitting in pampers
    I highly doubt that

    Climbed the ladder to the top and now im shitting on rappers!
    First off, you arent even dissing any fucking rappers in this song and second you are FAR from the top

    All I do is work, straight up hussle and grind!
    Whatever you say, man...

    So many people mad at me for crossing the line
    No, we're mad at you because this fucking song and album sucks

    I-I-I-I find it kinda funny, the shit you say in your tweets
    STOP THE STUTTER

    But when we're face to face you aint got nothin' to say to me
    We do, we just dont wanna risk you throwing a mic stand at us too

    (Oh you) So fuck you too!
    You better take a step back before I call up the crew
    You talk a lot of shit but you spread nothing but lies
    You keep on running your mouth
    You better open your eyes

    Sigh...stop screaming pls. This doesnt belong in a rap

    Im on that wreck, fly like a jet
    Switching my lanes like im racing a vet

    What the fuck does that even mean?

    Im on that next
    Girl love sex

    What the fuck does THAT mean?

    No doubt im on top of the world, break your neck
    Is this an Anti hater song? An ego song? A song about feeling alone? WHAT?! WHAT?!

    SO BREAK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING NECK
    We get it, you said it like 5 times...




    And that was Alone, overall. Its bad, it doesnt know what it wants to be. It tries to be three genres at once, rock/rap/hardcore and because of that it seems unfocused.

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    This is good thread

    Review an instrumental song.
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    Act uqa wa it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunnut View Post
    This is good thread

    Review an instrumental song.
    Shut up, Gonad
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    Lol this is funny. It reminds me of the literal reviews that were popular on the forum a while ago.
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

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    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    Lol'd so hard xD

    GJ, great idea
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    I will delete this forum.

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    Also Umby, if I can request something, please tear up Unchained by You Know Who On The Dancefloor for me? :3

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    Time to make fun of a song im too late to making fun of



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    Oh whoa
    Oh nooooo

    You know you love me, I know you care
    Love? More like burning hatred...

    Just shout whenever, and I'll be there
    What do I have to shout to make you go away?

    You are my love, you are my heart
    And we would never ever ever be apart
    Dont make me get a restraining order...

    Are we an item? Girl, quit playing
    You're like 12..shut up

    We're just friends, what are you saying?
    She's saying she doesnt wanna be with you, like nobody else does

    Say there's another and look right in my eyes
    My first love broke my heart for the first time
    tbf any girl would ditch you anyways so..
    And I was like...

    Baby, baby, baby oooh
    Like baby, baby, baby nooo
    Like baby, baby, baby oooh
    I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

    Baby, baby, baby oooh
    Like baby, baby, baby nooo
    Like baby, baby, baby oooh
    I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

    Lazy, Lazy Lazy, ooooh

    Oh, for you I would have done whatever
    And I just can't believe we ain't together

    Id do anything for you to quit music but thats not gonna change anything, now is it?

    And I wanna play it cool, but I'm losin' you
    You and cool dont belong in the same universe, dude

    I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring
    Wouldnt saying anything and then saying a ring be redundant? At least switch them so its like you're escalating by saying ring first...

    And I'm in pieces, baby fix me
    No

    And just shake me 'til you wake me from this bad dream
    Can we shake you till you die instead pls?

    I'm going down, down, down, down
    This song is dumb, dumb, dumb

    And I just can't believe my first love won't be around
    You are like 14, shut up


    [Ludacris:]
    Luda! When I was 13, I had my first love
    Oh no its you
    There was nobody that compared to my baby
    And nobody came between us or could ever come above

    Then why arent you together still? oooooo

    She had me going crazy, oh, I was star-struck,
    She woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks.
    Was Starbucks even a fucking thing when you were 13?

    She made my heart pound, it skipped a beat when I see her in the street and
    At school on the playground but I really wanna see her on the weekend.
    Wait..you were 13..so in Middle School...what the fuck kinda middle school has a playground?!

    She knows she got me dazing cause she was so amazing
    And now my heart is breaking but I just keep on saying...
    Luda, I doubt you have ever said the lyrics to this lazy as fuck chorus outside of this song, shut up

    Im gone (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
    Now I'm all gone (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
    Now I'm all gone (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
    Now I'm all gone (gone, gone, gone...)
    I'm gone

    YAY EVERYBODY CELEBRATE, HE'S GONE


    Next is the song Loh requested
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    kill me...please....*sigh* Unchained by BOTDF



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    I have the right to remain violent,
    Anything you say will be used to silence

    Hopefully it silences you and not a good band...

    So shut the fuck up! With your BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!
    You know, its funny, I was gonna say the exact same thing!

    Rip your face off like Texas chainsaw
    Nobody's face gets ripped off in that movie, maybe the shit sequels but not the original

    n into a world! That was turned against me
    I know right? Who wouldnt be turned against a guy who raped an underage girl?

    urned into something they never thought I'd be
    A good singer a songwriter? You didnt turn into that, sadly

    Fuck all this fame,
    You can have it back peace
    Put my middle finger up, 'cause you don't own me

    What fame?

    You try to say you're sorry for things you've done
    Try to play me like a fool but I know I'm not one

    You arent a fool? You sure dress like one OOOOOOO

    Try to entrap me with your lies and accusations
    Fuck you bitch! I'm the freak of the nation

    You are a freak, and you are in the nation so I guess you're right?

    Here's a bag of dicks, no one gives a shit
    Obviously you do if you wrote a song about it

    Go and run your mouth, take a knife to your clit
    B..But...Im a guy...

    If you're talking garbage, making my name tarnished
    Put my rep and bondage, rip it up like carnage

    Because, you know, you had SUUUUUUCH a great reputation before...

    I'm unchained! Insane in the membrane
    You are insane, ill give ya that...

    I'm on top of the motherfucking food chain!
    Technically, humans arent on the top of the food chain

    I'm so high they can't find a tree for me to hang
    You're about as high as the ground[

    I'm on a mission and I'm looking for some po tang
    Thats a random line that has nothing to do with anything

    I'm cutting free from these shackles and all these chains
    I thought you were already unchained...

    Cut me loose from this noose, I need some Mary Jane
    I thought you said you were so high they couldnt hang you

    ]b]Drop the crane on the haters to end my pain
    So I can drain all my bad blood in vein[/b]
    HAHA GET IT? VEIN? CUZ THATS WHERE BLOOD IS? AND IT RHYMES WITH VAIN? Yeah, not clever you fucking hack


    Down and broken bound by lock and key
    Shamed for who I am, Modern slavery

    Yeah but...Who you are is a cunt so...

    Revenge will have its day, I serve no one but me
    Let these chains fall away I've been finally set free

    Set free from what, exactly?

    I got this way just being me
    And now screaming fans are all I see

    OH NO SCREAMING FANS, WHAT WILL YOU EVER DO?

    I'm not afraid
    I'm not ashamed
    I'm not your slave
    Baby, I'm unchained!

    You should be ashamed tbh

    I'm having a REBELation
    With your mainstream fabrication

    NOT CLEVER

    'Cause I wasn't born in a manger
    I was born in this nation

    And your point is?

    I'm not a gift from god
    If you were you'd be that gift that you return after opening it

    And certainly not a spawn of Satan
    I respectfully disagree

    But this dream I'll keep chasing
    If your dream was being a horrible person and a horrible musician, you did it! :D

    For as long as you hating
    No white flag will be waving
    'Cause the shit that you're saying

    Ill be hating forever so...

    I'm a ticking time bomb
    Just waiting to go off

    Please say you do so you can explode and not exist anymore

    I'm the motherfucking trigger finger
    On the hand of god

    I dont even know what that means

    I'll force feed you needles
    Whether you hate me or not

    Well thats just rude...

    [bI'm vicious and I'm young
    And I can't be stopped[/b]
    Please say its not true, i want you to stop so much

    You can try to lock me up
    You can put me in a cage
    But this lion you see
    Will never be tamed

    You arent a lion, you're more like a deformed cat or something

    'Cause I've been crazy since
    I dropped out the ninth grade

    I LASTED LONGER THAN YOU IN SCHOOL HAHA YOU SUCK

    With vacations to the looney bin
    Before I was of age

    What kind of looney bin would let YOU out?

    I got beat down running home
    On the first day

    You? Get beat up? Never!

    Cops told me to wipe
    That evil smile off my damn face

    Im confused, were you beat by the cops or...?

    I laughed then 'cause I knew
    This would be the last time I cave
    And I never went back after that day

    Why would you laugh because of that?

    I moved on, got strong
    I even changed my fucking name
    Well, I may be "Jayy Von" now
    But "Jeremy Brian" is where I came

    Jayy Von is the stupidest fucking name

    So give me the blame
    Well this shitty song is because of you so...you are to blame

    And break my chains
    I never said I wanted fame

    You clearly do because you totally didnt do this for the art of music since you'd see how shit you are

    I'll do what I can to make a change
    Change your occupation instead pls

    But I'm not your slave, baby
    I'm unchained

    But earlier you asked me to break your chains and now you're already unchained?


    You can lock me in a cage
    You can lock me in a cage

    SOMEBODY PLEASE LOCK HIM IN A CAGE

    But I'll break free with my rage
    But I'll break free with my fucking rage

    Ooooh, he added fucking to it guys, now we know he's serious!

    You can't hold me fucking down
    You can't hold me fucking down

    Not with THAT attitude, I cant!

    Like Dillinger, I'll break out
    Like Dillinger, I am fucking breaking out

    Wat
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    In the town where I was born
    Lived a man who sailed to sea

    Is that a big deal? I mean...i think most towns have some kind of person who sails

    And he told us of his life
    In the land of submarines

    Land of submarines? What kinda land is that? Not a fun theme park idea

    So we sailed up to the sun
    And then you all died because you got too close?

    Till we found the sea of green
    You wont find it on the sun, i can tell ya that

    And we lived beneath the waves
    In our yellow Submarine

    Thats bullshit! The sun has no waves!

    We all live in a yellow submarine
    Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
    We all live in a yellow submarine
    Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

    Does the color really fucking matter? Why is the color worth mentioning?

    And our friends are all on board
    Many more of them live next door

    Wait..next door? You're in a submarine....do you have 2 or something?

    And the band begins to play
    You brought a band with you too?! You're kidnapping people and forcing them to live on a submarine, ARENT YOU?!

    Full speed ahead, Mr. Parker, full speed ahead!
    Full speed over here, sir!

    Over where?

    Action station! Action station!
    Aye, aye, sir, fire!

    Whoa we're firing at people now?! This song got a bit dark :P

    [b]As we live a life of ease (A life of ease)[b]
    Living in a submarine the rest of your life flying to the sun isnt a life of ease :P

    Everyone of us (Everyone of us) has all we need (Has all we need)
    Sky of blue (Sky of blue) and sea of green (Sea of green)

    u fukin idiots, water is ttly BLU (Pls note thats a JOKE)

    In our yellow (In our yellow) submarine (Submarine, ha, ha)
    The fuk u laughing at?!?!?!?
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    First off, ridiculously long song title to get attention cliche

    s it still me that makes you sweat?
    No, its this damn California summer weather...stupid fucking hot here sometimes

    Am I who you think about in bed?
    No, i think about nothign since im probably sleeping.

    When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress?
    Im not a crossdresser...

    Then think of what you did
    And how I hope to God he was worth it.

    ok

    When the lights are dim and your heart is racing as your fingers touch his skin.
    oh

    I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck
    Whiney rock song from the early/mid 2000's cliche

    Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me
    Someone's a little full of themselves, arent we?

    Girl I was it, look past the sweat, a better love deserving of
    Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat?
    No, no, no, you know it will always just be me

    Is this a modern rap song? Because it sounds liek a modern rap song


    Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster
    So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,

    What the fuck does harlequuin people have to do with this?

    Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
    A rock song just said dance to this beat

    Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
    no

    So I guess we're back to us, oh cameraman, swing the focus
    *Insert fourth wall joke here OR them shooting a porno joke here, whcihever you prefer*

    In case I lost my train of thought, where was it that we last left off?
    (Let's pick up, pick up)
    You were whining about some bitch cheating on you and then randomly asked her to dance to a beat


    Oh now I do recall, we were just getting to the part
    Where the shock sets in, and the stomach acid finds a new way to make you get sick.

    You never mentioned this before so...no, we werent here

    I hope you didn't expect that you'd get all of the attention.
    Now let's not get selfish
    Did you really think I’d let you kill this chorus?

    No, I dont even know what the fuck you're talking about
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