Almost Fucking Anything Battle Royale/AFABR

[Klonoa]

I'll put in two characters.

Name: Screaming Goat
From: Music videos, Goat Simulator, etc
Arena: Goat Simulator City


Name: Ebola Virus
From: ...No one knows
Arena: ...No one knows

[Turtlesauce]

Skills include acting, Muppet voices, movie trivia and jew-fro.

And sexy guitar skype sessions

[Lohuydahutt]

OK you guys got 2 and a half hours to sign up/change your guysssssss :3

[sane]

Sigh...

wat doge

[Lohuydahutt]

OK... Sign-Ups are now officially CLOSED and we definitely have a great list here. Expect to see the first chapter... well, soon, probably.

[Poles]

Someone needs to do an analysis :P

[Turtlesauce]

AFABR Analysis!

Clemi:

1. Edward Snowden: Former CIA employee who revealed a LOT of info, and is now on the run from 'Murica. Basically he has great computer skills, is kind of a dick, but fucked up America so he's alright in my books.

2. That guy who always parks on two spots who always uses his cellphone into the cinema: Fuck this guy. His superpower is being a dick.

Gunnut

1. The motherfucking Sun: let me split this up into two groups.
A) Not nerfed: GG WP the BR ends at the prologue
B) Nerfed: Not as OP, but it's still the MOTHER FUCKING SUN

A grocery bag: Deadly to the environment.

Monokuma

1. Skunk: Basically a happy-go-lucky protagonist skunk that does martial arts. A better character than the grocery bag but not by much.

2. Pearl Fey: Ace Attorney's waifu. Has medium powers and shit. Spooky. Decent contender.

Polar

1. Eminem: Gonna fuck you up lyrically. Also if he goes Slim Shady he can be quite psycho and potentially deadly. His biggest enemy is..

2. Ghost Rider: Going to need some nerfing. He's a spirit of vengeance, has a motorcycle, whips, weird BDSM shit, and can see into a man's soul. Good contender for the title.

Brine

1. Ghost Eyes: Basically a muscular inmate with freaky eyes. He can fuck people up.

2. Palkia: A Pokemon that has space powers and whatnot. Can be deadly. According to wiki, the only Pokemon that can learn Spacial Raid, which is like a portal that does shit.

Sam

1. Lincoln Chafee: An old politics dude. He's American so fuck him.

2. Big Zam: If you thought the Sun was op, wait till you get a load of this guy. To put it short, it's a walking, stomping, almost indestructible and very immobile hunk of metal that has guns and lazers coming out of every hole. In theory, it could destroy any other contender in about 2 to 3 minutes.

Rocket

1. Slammin' Sam Burgess: Rugby player, big buff dude, know for slammin' people, m8.

2. Kaname Kuran: An anime immortal vampire dude. Googled this guy's abilities and I was hit by every cliche possible. He's the quiet, stoic kinda guy, and his weakness is.. Loh's nerfing. Starting this list I'd hoped the MOTHERFUCKING SUN would be the most OP, but nope, Big Zam and mister Kaname are giving the motherfucking sun a motherfucking run for it's money.

SBS

1. Luke Bennet: Hawt dude with great guitar and skype skills. Steals the heart of dames with his acting skills. Also does a great Joker impression.

2. Goombario: Mario's stalker. Looks like a penis. Can use his penis powers to attack.

Kubby

1. Sole Surviour: Considering this is maxed out, it means she has 10 of every stat and all perks. That is OP as hell. She can use any weapon, and bomb, grenade, ANYTHING YOU FUCKING NAME IT. She also has..

2. DOGMEAT!: Her dog. Faithful companion, can bring stuff and bites hella hard.

Mooncat

1. South Sudan: I won't STATE what this does.

2. DOTA Nerd: Well, he's pretty useless, I won't DENY that. But maybe his teamwork and M.O.B.A. skills will help him out in real life. At least that's what all the MOBA players hope.

Turtlesauce

1. Turtlesauce: Deadly with a dildo, expert in BRs and how they work. Has 100% chance to win this.

2. Loh: His biggest power is bias.

Juiz

1. Eternal Spinning Shadow: Didn't find anything about this, but I guess it's just Shadow glitching.

2. Infinite jump glitch Knuckles: It's Knuckles, except he can like, jump forever.

Ranger

1.Godzilla: A match for Big Zam, Kaname Kuran, and the box office.

2.Raven: Her special powers include brooding and not having pants. On a serious note, her power is decent, can do great stuff with it, especially if she can actually control it and doesn't go all emotional-teen.

Klonoa

1. Screaming Goat: Countered by ear muffs

2. Ebola Virus: South Sudan should watch out.


My Predictions:
1. Loh
2. Kaname Kuran
3. Big Zam

[Lohuydahutt]

Thanks mang, we'll see how your prediction holds up *laughs evilly*

[Faker]

XD Pearl Fey is an 8 year old girl. Wright isn't a pedo, Turtle.

[Turtlesauce]

XD Pearl Fey is an 8 year old girl. Wright isn't a pedo, Turtle.

OBJECTION!