how is that unfair it wasn't dead the first timeOriginally Posted by Gunnut
how is that unfair it wasn't dead the first time
How can a robot or whatever have lief
Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!Spoiler:
how can sam have friends
Beats me man.
What if Zam wasn't kill?
Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!Spoiler:
how can a grocery bag or a sun have lief
that is literally the worst argument to be using in this BR
Meh not really, Sam's character was Big Zam which implies the gundam itself. The commander's death was just something leading to its demise.
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I knew Lincoln Chafee would be president in some plane of existence
They laughed at me
You try not laughing at a guy losing a bet and having to lick his armpit.
Oh you mean about Chafee being president.
Uh...
Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!Spoiler:
Ah.. the old "make the guy strog so you can kill him next chapter tehnique".
Rip Turtle
Chapter 7
While they may not have realized it yet... Ebola was starting to take hold on its victim.
Godzilla stopped crawling and looked up into the sky. The answer to all of his problems were right up there.
While Godzilla did not spot me, I was also on the scene watching intently. This view was going to be FAR too glorious to pass up. All of those other guys busy fighting are missing out. Oh well, I suppose they’ll see it for themselves soon enough... Heh.
Edward Snowden closed his laptop and put it in his bag. He was going to check out the house next door, perhaps it had nice wi-fi.
Lincoln Chafee walked out of the Wal-Mart and looked at the current state of the arena. He saw Eminem’s corpse under the street lights, and saw the destroyed buildings from the Zam rampage earlier. I’m going to put an end to this war thought Lincoln Chafee.
Turtle and Sane were partying hard, Sane threw up and passed out. Must’ve been the coke… somehow. Goombario stepped up behind Turtle.
“Your Palkia sure is sweet! He can go up really high too! I could see all of Whogivesafuck from up there!”
“Oh that piece of shit? He’s nothing too special.” Turtle replied indifferently.
“I thought it was wonderful! When we were so high up it seemed like the whole world could be crushed under our feets! Oh what I would give to experience that again…” Goombario said, attempting to look sad.
“Wanna take him for a ride then?” Turtle asked. Goombario’s eyes lit up.
They both boarded the Palkia and lifted off into the air. Once they reached a high altitude Goombario started striking up conversation.
“Wooaaaaahhhhhhhh this is amazing!”
“Hey, careful there. You wouldn’t survive a fall from this high up.” Turtle said, concerned about how close Goombario was to the edge. That’s what I’m counting on Goombario thought.
“Oops, sorry. It’s just so exciting you know!”
“I guess.”
“Wouldn’t it be great to see this world a bit more close up?”
“Wait what?”
Goombario jumped into the air and headbonked Turtlesauce from behind, knocking him right off the Palkia. “SHIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT” Turtlesauce screamed out as he fell.
“Hey Palkia, how does it feel to be liberated?” Goombario said condescendingly to the Palkia. Palkia responded by grabbing Goombario with one hand and then started chasing after Turtle.
As Turtle fell to his death he reflected on all that he accomplished in life. He was soon to crash into the ground of an American town, because of course the United States of America would be the death of him. It was almost too fitting. Turtlesauce prayed to the divine Dildo Gods that he would find peace in the afterlife.
The ground was getting closer.
Turtle shut his eyes.
He prepared for the end.
But he never hit the ground.
He opened his eyes, and looked up at Palkia, who caught him just in time. In Palkia’s other hand was Goombario, trying to wiggle his way out of Palkia’s grip. Alas, it was to no avail.
“Well, what do we do with you? I trusted you to be a great member of the Dildo League, but you betrayed my trust.” Turtle said coldly.
“I’m so sorry! I lost my footing and ended up bumping into you! Please forgive me!” Goombario pleaded.
“Palkia, do what you want with him.”
“Well fuck you too kid.” Those were Goombario’s last words. Palkia just straight up ate the fucker.
ELEVENTH DEATH
Goombario-Sane
Sane woke up in a daze and looked at Turtle and Palkia.
“Oh hey… where’s Goombario?” Sane asked.
“He ummm… violated our trust.” Turtle responded.
“Was he brought to JUSTICE?”
“I mean, he tried to kill me, I think.”
“You… think?” Sane looked uncertain.
Sole Survivor found herself hanging upside down from a tree, looking kind of battered after being dragged on the ground for a bit. Dogmeat was barking up the tree, but was unable to get her down. She dropped her axe along the way, and had nothing else to cut herself down with. Sole Survivor tried swinging upwards to get up. However, sitting on the tree branch she was hanging off of, was a rather disgruntled monkey. It bared its teeth at Sole Survivor and tried to look intimidating. Sole Survivor sighed. She then felt another vine wrapping around her and slowly heading downwards, heading towards her neck. The vine reached her neck, and started slowly wrapping around it. It started squeezing… So this is it Sole Survivor thought. She felt herself getting light headed, and starting to drift slowly away. The world was turning to black. She could hear nothing but the sound of her dog and the light breeze now.
The vine’s grip loosened, and Sole Survivor dropped down. Sole Survivor looked at where the large tree once was, it was now completely devoid of leaves and looked rather fragile. She rubbed her eyes and looked again, assuming she was just seeing things after the oxygen supply to her brain was cut off. She looked again, and the tree was completely gone. The monkey ran off somewhere. She looked at the grocery bag that was now on the ground. I wonder how that got here… She thought. But she didn’t have long to dwell on it. Soon all of the plants surrounding the bag turned to brown, and the radius of DEATH kept on getting larger. Sole Survivor started running away once she saw the brown reach under her feet. She called for Dogmeat to do the same, and they ran, trying to escape the impending doom.
Pearl Fey returned back to normal, and looked down at the bruises on her knuckles in confusion. She was well aware of her repeated possessions, but was starting to seriously wonder what precisely was going on during them. She remembered a building being destroyed, what happened after that was anyone’s guess. I just hope these ghosts don’t get me killed… She thought sadly.
Skunk walked back to his dojo, and looked for a new staff. He found one without much trouble, and just as he was about to go back outside something burst into the dojo.
“Hey *vomits* want to… reconsider? You’d make a great *vomits* waifu!”
“Ummm… I still don’t know what a ‘waifu’ is…” Skunk responded.
“Then I will make you my waifu by force!”
“Wait what-”
Shadow managed to take his ring bracelet things off, and threw them somewhere on the other side of the room. Skunk tried making a cool battle-ready pose. Shadow tried sending bolts of chaos energy at Skunk, but like my earlier fight, none of them landed even remotely close to Skunk. Skunk ran at Shadow and hit him over the head with his staff. Shadow spun backwards and panted heavily… for whatever reason.
“Huh, you are a tough foe. Well, it’s time for *vomits* my LAST RESORT!” Shadow took out the chaos emeralds and then… dropped them while he was spinning so much. Shadow tried picking them back up again but it proved difficult.
“Ooh gems!” Skunk picked up all of the gems for himself and examined them, “What do these do?”
“NO DON’T-”
A flash of light blinded Shadow for a second. He opened his eyes once again, and saw what appeared to be Skunk palette swapped to have all of his black replaced with gold. Fuckkkkkkkkkkk Shadow thought.
And then there was the three-way. Ghost Rider started out by charging at Kaname with his sword in hand. Kaname dodged it, and kicked the sword out of Ghost Rider’s hands. As he prepared to pick it back up again for himself Raven used her telekinesis to grab it herself. She raised up her free hand, and a black projectile flew at both Ghost Rider and Kaname. Kaname dodged but it ended up hitting Ghost Rider. Ghost Rider responded by grabbing Raven with his chains and tossing her over in Kaname’s direction. Kaname caught Raven in his arms, and looked down on her.
“Good evening fair maiden.” Kaname said in his fake charming voice.
“Farewell kind sir.” Raven replied, telekinetically lifting Kaname and slamming him onto the ground.
Ghost Rider summoned his bike and tried to run over Kaname, and Kaname could not avoid it in time. After he got run over, Kaname seemed to be a bloodied mess. Raven knew that Kaname was far from finished though. However Ghost Rider shot some hellfire at Raven, which Raven failed to avoid. However, she seemed largely unaffected by it, she’s got some demon blood herself after all.
Kaname Kuran quickly regenerated, rose back up, and gazed at the horizon. The sun was starting to come up now. ... shit. Thought Kaname.
TUNE IN FOR CHAPTER 8, IN THE MEANTIME YOU CAN MASTURB8… or something, idk mang
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