well then
Bon Vivant of Violet
well then
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Originally Posted by Juiz
Raven can defeat Mewtwo, what's a Palkia to her? Also, top 10! Woo!
Bon Vivant of Violet
Mewtwo can't fucking alter space though. Palkia could probably spawn a bunch of wormholes and rifts before I could even make a joke about Raven's edginess but it all depends on whatever the fuck else happens with everyone else.
mom said its my turn to have mod back
Chapter 15
And so with this step, I enter the outside world once more… Now what?
Lincoln Chafee saw my rocket launcher and instantly assumed I was a terrorist. He hid behind my house and started thinking. Oh shizzles, a terrorist on US soil? How would based Obama handle this situation? Oh I know! Chafee thought. He was about to make a call.
Raven found herself in an unfamiliar place. It appeared to be an arena paved by stone, with many columns that were either broken down or oddly pointy. Like spears. Because this is Spear Pillar. Palkia stood on an illuminati shaped base towards the end.
“So we’re going to fight in this dump?” Raven asked. Palkia roared.
“Guess that’s a yes. OK dildo dragon, bring it!” Raven said.
Kaname Kuran got up and brushed himself off after the fall. He quickly noticed that he dropped his sword and retrieved it as quickly as possible. Sole Survivor took notice.
“YOU!” Sole Survivor said angrily.
“So we meet once again.” Kaname calmly responded.
“Bastard… don’t think I’ll ever forget what you did!”
“Oh, you’re still worked up over your little puppy? Sad.”
“HE WAS THE BEST FRIEND I EVER HAD!”
“Really? Now that’s sad.”
Sole Survivor was pissed off and riddled Kaname full of bullets from a submachine gun. Kaname regenerated rather quickly, but she totally just ruined his uniform ;n;
Kaname used his telekinesis on a nearby beer bottle and smacked Sole Survivor over the head with it. Sole Survivor did not seem particularly affected by this so he rushed up to her and PUNCHED HER IN DA FACE. Sole Survivor was sent flying into a wall but quickly got up.
“Do you feel a bit tougher than you used to be? Like something… changed?” Kaname asked, while smiling knowingly.
“SHUT UP!” Sole Survivor replied.
“Oh… don’t be so sad. Smile a bit, show those nice teeth of yours.” Kaname said. Sole Survivor recoiled a bit. Kaname rushed her down and not so smoothly forced her mouth open. Woah where did those fangs come from?
“Just as I thought. I assume you don’t know what’s going to happen to you?” Kaname said condescendingly.
“I will never become like you.” She said angrily.
“Always quick to draw conclusion I see. OK since I’m nice, I’ll tell you what happens. While I’m not completely convinced you aren’t a mindless beast already, that is quite literally what you are fated to become.” Kaname said.
“I would rather die.” Sole Survivor said.
“Oh with pleasure- but there is a way out of it you know.” Kaname said.
“And what the fuck would that be?” Asked the agitated Sole Survivor.
“To escape the fate of being a mindless beast… you can become one of us. You need only to get a taste of me.” Kaname said, he then slid his hair away, revealing more of his neck.
“That just sounds weird.”
“OK, I’ll put it in layman’s terms. Drink a bit of my blood so you don’t become a brain dead level E. That’s it.” Kaname said.
Sole Survivor hesitated for a moment, and started to reach out her hand towards Kaname. But she did not grab his hand, instead…
Kaname looked down to where his sword once was, it was gone. He felt something else in his pocket, so he took it out, it was a grenade.
“Oh come on!” Kaname said right before it blew up in his face.
Maxed out pickpocket 2 stronk.
Once Kaname regenerated from the blast, he found himself looking straight at the end of his own sword.
“Oh, really now? All of this over your pathetic little Fido? Are you sure you’re not a level E yet?” Kaname said, still trying to act condescending in spite of his unfavorable position.
“Why would I ever believe a single thing you said?” Sole Survivor asked.
“Oh well, your loss.” Kaname responded with a smile.
“Any last words?”
“Sam sucks.”
Sole Survivor tried to swing her sword but some sort of shadow wrapped around her, and her arms were unable to move.
“Drop it.” Kaname said. And so she did.
“What are you doing to me?” Sole Survivor asked, sounding desperate.
“Foolish little girl. You cannot resist the will of a pureblood!” Kaname answered.
Kaname was just about to pick his sword back up again, but then, completely out of nowhere Ghost Rider crashed into him with his BIKEEEEEEEEEE. Ghost Rider gave Sole Survivor the thumbs up, and then Kaname Kuran got up and knocked the dude off his bike.
Ghost Rider tried to attack Kaname with his chains but Kaname evaded the attack and punched Ghost Rider down again. Once he was down Kaname got on top of him and started punching the shit out of him, completely ignoring the burns on his hands. Ghost Rider then spit out some hellfire from his mouth, sending Kaname ablaze and forcing him off Ghost Rider. Ghost Rider used this opening to grab Kaname with his chain and sent him flying into a nearby wall. Ghost Rider walked up to Kaname and gripped Kaname’s head, in preparation for a penance stare. But Kaname had other plans. He morphed his hand into something blade like, impaled Ghost Rider, and lifted him up. Kaname turned around and now Ghost Rider was the one on the wall.
“May I ask, are you asking to die?” Kaname said with a hint of anger.
“Go for it.” Ghost Rider replied.
“With pleasure.” Kaname said with a smile.
But Ghost Rider wasn’t talking to Kaname, instead Kaname found a sword in his back, going through his heart. Kaname’s preoccupation with Ghost Rider allowed Sole Survivor to land the final blow. Kaname dropped Ghost Rider and then shattered like glass. The sexiest animoo vampire of all time was no more.
TWENTY-SECOND DEATH
Kaname Kuran-Rocket
“Hey, I would just like to say thanks and… why did you help me?” Sole Survivor asked.
“My name is Ghost Rider and I like your breasts, girl.” Ghost Rider replied nonchalantly.
“Oh.”
Now back to Spear Pillar. Palkia started first by summoning a bunch of large crystals and shooting them at Raven. Raven set up a barrier to block them, but Palkia used that as a chance to get closer. Palkia slammed Raven with an aqua tail, sending her crashing into a nearby pillar. Raven got up and used her telekinesis to lift another nearby pillar and sent it flying tip first at Palkia. Palkia was able to destroy the pillar with an aura sphere before it landed. However, that was not the only pillar Raven attacked Palkia with, another one hit Palkia from behind. While it was not quite able to pierce Palkia’s hide, it was certainly enough to do some damage.
Palkia slowly rose up again and did a peculiar gesture. Raven was then caught by surprise and got hit directly by a large pink laser. Raven was sent flying far into the air and Palkia wasted no time shooting another laser at her. But this time, Raven’s soul self jumped in front of her and absorbed the attack. Palkia roared again and flew towards Raven. Raven used her DARK POWERS to make a bunch of shadow projectiles and shot them at Palkia. Palkia powered through the attacks and went on to slash at Raven. Raven dodged Palkia’s blow and retaliated with a kick to the face, which seemed to have little effect on Palkia. Palkia grabbed Raven, tossed her onto the floor and shot a dragonbreath on her for good measure.
As the dust cleared we could see Raven’s eyes had turned a glowing red. She laughed and soon all of the pillars in well, Spear Pillar were enveloped in black and lifted up into the air. Palkia tried to use aura sphere to destroy the pillars but was only able to destroy a few of them before Raven hurled them all towards Palkia. Palkia made a fabulous pink force field around himself for protection, and waited it out as all of the pillars broke upon impact with the field. When Palkia was finally able to put down the shield he was panting.
“Don’t think I’m through with you yet!” Proclaimed Satan Raven.
Her soul-self appeared in front of her again, and then Palkia found his own pink laser used against him. The force from the laser sent Palkia sliding on the ground until he crashed into the mountainside. Raven’s eyes turned back to normal and she floated back to the ground again.
TWENTY-THIRD DEATH
P- oh wait no
A large line of what could pretty much just be described as pink energy came flying at Raven from the dust cloud, when it made contact it cut into Raven and blood started gushing out from her torso. But Raven was still able to stand in spite of that. She could handle that much, it’s what came after that was truly a problem. She saw the ground around her start to look distorted. It appeared as if the whole world was wrapping around her, and when she tried to step forward it seemed like she had hit an impenetrable wall.
Question, if Palkia has “complete control over the boundaries of space” what’s stopping him from doing something like… I don’t know, this?
Raven felt the space around her get smaller and smaller, until there was not even enough space for her own body. Not too long after, the space around her reverted back to normal, and what was once Raven was simply a shit load of blood on the ground. It was a quick death.
TWENTY-THIRD DEATH
Raven-Gilbert
Palkia rose up slowly, tried to get a good footing, and then collapsed again. That fight had taken a lot out of him, and now he could do little more than rest for a bit.
And as I ventured out, I came across a rather familiar face carrying a small child.
“Oh hey Sane.” I said.
“I hear you’re the one behind all of this, it’s time for JUSTICE!” Sane responded, wasting no time with formalities.
“Ooh, how blunt. Here I was thinking we could have had a nice conversation but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,” I complained.
“Yo Adrian, stay back, uncle Sane’s got this.” Sane said after putting Pearl Fey down and pulling out his dildo tonfas once more.
“W-what are you going to do now?” Pearl asked reluctantly.
“Simple, I’m going to serve some JUSTICE!” Sane said.
Pearl Fey did not look convinced.
CHAPTER SIXTEEN WILL BE THE CHAPTER AFTER CHAPTER FIFTEEN, I KNOW YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE SEVENTEEN BUT IT WILL IN FACT, BE SIXTEEN!
Spoiler:
I am PolarBore's official Assistant Mangager (again)
Oh shit son
Only 8 remain..
Bon Vivant of Violet
I don't see why Kaname wouldn't just use his Pureblood Power to convince Sole Survivor to kill Ghost Rider/everyone else/herself now that he's bitten her.
and yes, he does refuse to use it in most instances but this is a Battle Royale, where the rules generally go there's no holding back and aspects of character's personality are ignored if it hinders their chances... oh well
mom said its my turn to have mod back
He had to be nerfed somehow, that dude's op
I mean, I wouldn't say that the personality restrictions go THAT far. Removing their inhibition towards killing is one thing but I generally try to keep the character consistent. So not everybody's going to have the full extent of their power used to their best ability if it doesn't make sense with their character. For example, we don't see Lincoln Chafee immediately carpet bombing the shit out of the arena once he became President now do we?
Spoiler:
I am PolarBore's official Assistant Mangager (again)
Bon Vivant of Violet
Fair enough, but this is a big piece of land in the middle of nowhere in space, so it's kinda hard to get it carpet bombed, especially when it'd take months to reach it and they don't know where the fuck it is.
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