Marvel vs. DC - BR

[Turtlesauce]

Chapter One: Clash

The people of New York were not ready for this.

Magneto was the first to show up. He landed in the middle of Times Square. So did a huge, green, hammer, right on top of Magneto.

"Hello, Hal."

Magneto twisted a whole fucking building, and tossed it at Hal, burying him amidst a pile of rubble. It won't harm him, Magneto thought, but it should keep him busy. That's where Magneto's train of thought stopped, for the force of 10000 trains hit him from the back, grabbed him, and tossed him into the ground, creating a small crater. Such was the power of generic superhero Superman.

Clark Kent rushed to Hal, but he stopped shortly.

"Yoouuu aree noothiiiiing.. NOOOTHINGGGG.."

The voice was coming from inside Superman's head. He grabbed his head, and screamed at the voices to stop. He noticed a tendril, emerging from his ear. What the..?

Carnage rushed Superman with symbiotic slashes, morphing his hands into axes, and after weakening him, covering him completely, immobilizing him.

"Need help, big guy?"

Jinx appeared (via taxi).

"So much for being super."

The Green Lantern emerged from the rubble, just as Magneto recovered himself. Hal Jordan summoned a whole plane and crashed it into Magneto, sending him deeper down the crater.

Jinx: Woohoo, nice job!

"WHOA! DID THE PARTY JUST START WITHOUT MOI?"

Jinx and Green Lantern turned around, to see Deadpool spinning his pistols on both hands.

Jinx: You brought pistols to a super-power fight?

Green Lantern: Hehe.

Deadpool: Shouldn't you be in a kids' show somewhere? Also why do we have Jordan and not Stewart? WHERE'S OUR TOKEN CHARACTER?

Green Lantern dashed at Deadpool, his ring morphing him into a huge rhino. Deadpool just yelled out "Toodles!" then teleported behind Jordan, and shot a bullet in his back.

"Not just any bullet, kids. Yellow impurity bullets!"

Deadpool released an array of yellow impurity bullets into The Green Lantern, who fell to the ground weakened. Jinx retaliated however, by manipulating Deadpool's odds.

"Oooh, bad luck, I'm shivering in my knickers! Ouch!"

Deadpool tripped over a black cat, then Jinx shot out multiple projectiles at The Merc with a Mouth, exploding half his body.

Jinx: Well, that wasn't hard... Ew.. what the..?

Deadpool spine was slowly gathering pieces of meat, and in a mere 6 seconds he was reconstructed.

"GUESS WHO!"

Deadpool released a projectile from his rocket launcher, blasting Jinx away. Meanwhile, Superman managed to release himself from Carnage's grip, reducing him to a blob-y symbiote mess. Superman flew through Deadpool, creating a big hole through him, that regenerated almost instantly.

"Hey, Kent, what did the partying Ghoul say?"

Superman punched Deadpool's head off, before he could reply.

The plane was moving, Magneto was trying to escape, Superman had to stop it.

Deadpool: He said.. WE'RE GOING TO THE KRYPT TONITE

Deadpool shoved a Kryptonite blade through Superman, as he dropped to the ground.

"You know, we could've been friends! We would've shared the fame, the money, the chicks! Just imagine the OTP Fan-fics!"

"ENOUGH!"

"Oh-oh"

Deadpool was grabbed by Gorilla Grodd, who just made his appearance. He squeezed Deadpool's head and popped it, then tossed him next to Carnage, who was slowly reconstructing himself.

Grodd then closed his eyes, and focused. Deadpool regenerated his head, then got up, and waved a banana at Grodd.

"MONKEY WANT BANANA? OH COME ON I KNOW YOU DO! YOU'RE BIG BOY YES YOU ARE!"

Carnage got up.

Kill Deadpool

The voice inside Carnage's head did not need to convince him much.

Deadpool stopped waving the banana. "Wait, according to comics, Curious George here can use mind control to.."

Carnage breathed behind him

"Right, Carnage is behind me and he'll tear me to bits. Oh well."

Carnage ripped into Deadpool, chunking off little bits of him everywhere, and eating up whatever he could. Deadpool was all over Times Square, and it didn't look like he would regenerate any time soon.

First death: Deadpool

Grodd then paralyzed Carnage with mind control, then walked slowly towards him, and grabbed him by the neck. Grodd heard the sound of screeching tires. Grodd knew what was going to happen, but it was too late. Ghost Rider slammed his flaming motorcycle into Gorilla Grodd at full speed, tossing him aside. He took out his whip, then snapped it at the ground.

"Fun time"

The revved his engine

"Is over."

[rangernumberx]

O.O Deadpool...died? And not only that, he died first? Alright, people, all bets are off. This is clearly not your standard Turtle story.

[Turtlesauce]

O.O Deadpool...died? And not only that, he died first? Alright, people, all bets are off. This is clearly not your standard Turtle story.

-he had no motivation to fight
-he was surrounded by demi-gods
-he was cocky

As much as I fangirl over Deadpool, he was outmatched here.

[Faker]

Go Grodd.

[Lohuydahutt]

Yay *my guy* killed Deadpool

[sane]

nervermind its too late

[Turtlesauce]

Chapter Two: Evened out

Back into the fray, Superman was weakened by a kryptonite katana and Magneto was escaping the rubble.

Standing in the middle of the battlefield, Jinx, Green Lantern and Grodd were up against Carnage and Ghost Rider.

Grodd: Hrr.. We have to work together, humans. Hal, cover me in armour with your ring, Jinx, provide cover fire. We have to keep them busy while Superman can recover. Now, GO!

Grodd charged towards Carnage and Ghost Rider, who got off his motorcycle. Grodd extended his fist, but Ghost Rider grabbed it in his skeletal hand, then started laughing. His hand was slowly burning off Grodd's fur on his hand.

Grodd: You are immortal, but foolish. Only the average act before they think. I've thought of everything.

Ghost Rider was hit by a psyonic blast from Jinx, staggering him, then Green Lantern covered Grodd in green Battle Armour. Grodd roared and hit Ghost Rider with both arms, smashing him and pounding him into the ground. Meanwhile, Carnage was busy.

He decided to postpone destroying Grodd for messing with his mind, and web-slinged towards Grodd's defense line. He morphed back into Cletus Kassidy and limped towards Green Lantern.

"Help me.. I'm.. hurt.."

Green Lantern turned around: What happened?..

"CARNAGE HAPPENED!"

Carnage extended his hand and used his symbiote to form a blade, piercing Hal Jordan's stomach.

"Ugh.. You.."

"Don't worry I won't kill you, I WANT YOU TO SUFFER FIRST!"

A purple wave hit Carnage, knocking him down.

Jinx: Back off, buddy.

Carnage: Grrr...

Carnage dashed towards Jinx, slashing at her, but Jinx skillfully dodged every single strike, then followed up with another hex blast from the ground, knocking Carnage up in the air. Carnage quickly sent out a tendril, and pulled himself back down, punching Jinx to the ground. Jinx then used her probability manipulation on Carnage, and his symbiote started to shake and rebel against Cletus.

Carnage: What the..? What did you do?

Jinx: Hehe. BAD VOODOO! :D

The Carnage Symbiote left Cletus, but it stayed so long with Cletus that they started to think alike. The symbiote rushed Jinx, and pinned her to the ground, smothering her slowly while the tendrils enveloped her body. Shortly after, Jinx was lifeless and the Carnage Symbiote returned to Cletus.

Second death: Jinx

Gorilla Grodd found himself armor-less and back-up-less, but he was still pummeling Ghost Rider. He stopped for a second and looked at the results. Ghost Rider's fire had gone out. Weird...

Suddenly, Ghost Rider exploded in a fiery blast, knocking Gorilla Grodd away as Ghost Rider emerged from the crater created by Grodd pummeling him into the ground. Ghost Rider lashed his whip at Grodd, but someone stopped it mid-flight. Superman grabbed the whip, and lifted Ghost Rider in the air with it, throwing him away. Ghost Rider didn't hit into anything, for Magneto stopped him and placed him next to him and Carnage.

Magneto: Let us resume this. We have a battle to win.

[Turtlesauce]

You guys want the long, more-detailed version, or the quick run-down (the whole thing will be a longer chapter)

[BrineBlade]

Detailed

[Turtlesauce]

Chapter Three: The last chapter, apparently.

-Sorry for rushing this, I've lost interest-

Ghost Rider hopped on his motorcycle, and Carnage latched on to the backseat. Ghost Rider rammed his motorcycle into Gorilla Grodd, then let Carnage deal with the ape as he went for The Green Lantern.

The Green Lantern conjured up a bunch of people to fight Ghost Rider, but he fought them all with his whip, then grabbed Green Lantern by the head.

Ghost Rider: Let's take a look inside your soul..

Ghost Rider took a Penance Stare deep inside Hal Jordan. He started shaking, trembling and twitching. Suddenly, Green Lantern's eyes flashed yellow, as he removed the Penance Stare, and went deep inside Ghost Rider's mind.

Parallax, former Green Lantern, was wrecking havoc in Ghost Rider's mind. Ghost Rider gripped his head, then fell down on his knees. From the immortal Ghost Rider to the human Johnny Blaze, with whom Parallax had his way. He created a yellow scimitar from his ring, and sliced off his head.

Third Death: Ghost Rider

Meanwhile, Carnage was slicing and dicing around Gorilla Grodd, who was a weaker fighter overall. However, he was smarter.

Grodd grabbed Carnage by the leg, and smashed him into the ground. He knew hitting him would prove no use.

Grodd: Superman! Bring Magneto here!

Superman rushed to Magneto, grabbed him, and tossed him towards Grodd.

Grodd: NOT LIKE THAT YOU BABOON!

Carnage slashed his face with his claws, and stuck his razor-sharp fingers into Grodd's eyes, who yelled out in pain. Carnage then turned his hand into a massive spear, and impaled Grodd.

Magneto stopped in mid air, and Superman flew to him and started punching his armour. Magneto resisted using sheer force of will. Superman bashing Magneto's armour created powerful sonic booms, which were directly affecting Carnage.

Carnage backed down, battered by the powerful sounds. Grodd sensed this, grabbed Carnage, and ripped him in half with his bare hands.

Fourth Death: Carnage

However, the force that Grodd required to do that proved too much, as Grodd fell to the floor after being mauled and impaled by Carnage.

Fifth Death: Gorilla Grodd

Magneto vs Parallax and Superman.

Superman fired his laser eyes at Magneto, whose armour was not affected by it. Then, he hurled a large mass of metal at Superman, who simply deflected it. Superman then used his ice-breath to freeze Magneto, then grabbed him, and hurled him up into the sky.

Superman: Alright, Hal, we have a few mom-

"Clark.. you failed your world. Your people"

Superman: What?

He turned around to see Green Lantern, but something was wrong with him. As Superman looked again he saw his parents' faces.

Parallax: You are a failure. A monster. You save but at the same time you destroy.

Superman: NO!

Superman punched Parallax, who created a shield that blocked the blow, then punched back, knocking Superman to the ground.

Above them, Magneto just popped an MGH.

Parallax started pounding on Superman with yellow-infused fists.

Magneto was channeling great strength, and Parallax looked up at him, which was enough for Superman to retaliate, catching Parallax unaware, and shattering his skull with a punch.

Sixth Death: Green Lantern

Superman looked up to see a huge asteroid falling down to Earth. Magneto was using the MGH pill to enhance his mutant powers and drag an asteroid to Earth. Superman ignored Magneto and rushed to stop the asteroid.

Magneto smiled.

Superman, getting closer and closer to the asteroid, noticed it was, in fact, a huge hunk of Kryptonite. Using his will and remaining strength, he tried to stop the asteroid, and eventually blew up along with it, but saving Earth,

Seventh Death: Superman

Magneto dropped down. He used all his strength to bring the asteroid down to earth. But he won.

Team Marvel wins!

A quick, sharp blade sliced off Magneto's head.

Deadpool: The moral of the story is: Never try to save Earth, kids!

The End
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